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2013

12

Jun

Miley Cyrus is Fuckign Beiber of the Day

I like to keep on top of Miley’s activities, because I am a tween girl like that, who appreciates a girl who is not a tween, but has the body of one, thanks to Disney Hormone Therapy, to keep them young, like Peter Pan.

I just think she’s great, probably because I don’t have to listen to her talk, or bark orders at her staff, because you know she’s the worst kind of rich chick, but instead I get to watch her hustling to make herself relevant again, like a Mini-Rihanna but a little more country…..

The new story is that she’s fucking Beiber, why? Because it gets her in the media, it gets everyone talking, show up to an event together and bang bang, people write about it.

When the real story is look how fit that little body is, oh how I’d like to smear it on my genitals….or vice versa…

What a babe.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

12

Jun

Kate Upton’s Awkward Body Body Painted of the Day

I don’t know the source of these pictures, I just know the person should be taken out back and shot, and by person, I mean Kate Upton, because she’s built like a farm animal, and her prime is long gone, she’s already run her best race, and won her last prized pig at the fair ribbon, and it’s time to put her to pasture like the cow that she is…

I don’t mind looking at her massive sloppy tits, but I don’t think she should be getting paid the millions she gets paid to show her tits…

But then again, I have no power, no control, so I might as well just accept it and go along with it…even though it is horrible.


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Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

12

Jun

Fitness Model Michelle Lewin Does the Black Tape Project of the Day

The black tape project is some high concept art project that I guess involves dressing girls up in black electrical tape, which I guess when styled by artists is far more fashionable that the tape I usually use on girls, duct tape, but that’s usually only temporary, you know to keep the screams in…and sometimes, if they are really feisty, to prevent running away or clawing at my sexual advances..

I’m joking people, I don’t use tape, rope is far better and the roofies usually keeps the screams down.

I’m joking people, I’m believe in chivalry and no sex before marriage. Rape is for prison.

Her name is Michelle Lewin, I have no idea who she is, but here she is wearing black tape and it’s hot.

Posted in:Michelle Lewin

2013

12

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just woke up…I blame drinking all fucking day and more importantly having no reason to get up…not because I am depressed and want to die, even if I feel like I am dying, but because I’m semi retired/ unemployed and this is how we do things..

Here are a few morning links to start the day…

Kanye West is Cheating with This…..
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Hot Girls in Glasses
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Jackie Chan is Up To Insanity….
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Dog Helps Wheelchair-Bound Owner – Awesome
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Robots Are Taking Over Japan
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The Worst Amanda Bynes Photoshop Fails
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Dogs Vs Citrus
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Car Strikes 2 Pedestrians….
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Hot Tits Posing in a Hot Night Gown of the Day
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

11

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t use condoms. I use legally changing my name and moving to another country never to be heard from again, I mean I would if I wasn’t impotent.

What I do know is that every time I stick my dick in a girl, an angel dies.

Here are some stepLINKS….

A Whole Lot of Pics of a Hot Black Chick
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Rachel Uchitel’s in a Bikini
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Game of Thrones Chick Sibel Kekille was a German Pornstar – Here are Some of her Porn Clips (NSFW)
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Melissa Satta Bikini Pics
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Jeep VS Swimming Pool
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Olivia Munn is a Whore I Generally Like to Ignore
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Basketball Bunny….
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Katherine Webb in a Bikini to Celebrate Her Boyfriend Cheating on Her
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20 Funny Pet Store Signs
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Ass Fuck Time Who’d You Rather? Celebrity or Model?
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Katie Holmes Dressed Crazy
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Hot Girls in Glasses
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Olivia Munn Half Naked
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Drunk Protestor Gets Knocked the Fuck Out
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Karina Jelinek Hot Bikini Candids
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I Added Some More Hot Pics of Karlie Kloss for Vogue Turkey
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Veronika London
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7 Legendary Fictional Characters Inspired By Real People
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Dog Refuses TO Share Water With a Tiger
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Soul Calibur Girls in Cosplay
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Hipsters Dressed Like Jackie from Roseanne – HILARIOUS
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Kendall Jenner Wants to Quit the Kardashians…
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Penelope Cruz is the Next Bond Girl.
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Fan Dives Into Bushes for the Baseball
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Careful, Obama Is Now Checking Your Emails…
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The New The Hobbit Trailer
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Girls Showing Off Thigh Gap
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Ariana Grande’s Ass in Leggings
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Hayden Panettiere Hates her Cellulite – To Celebrate Her Cellulite – Here are Pics of It
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Cat Special Forces
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Selena Gomez Looks Horrible
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Claudia Schiffer Not in a Bikini on the Beach
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Teen Mom Farrah is Going to Business School – To Get a Degree in the Business of Sucking Dick
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Edward Snowden’s Girlfriend
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Brad Pitt Posing With Fans
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Kate Hudson on the BEach
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Game of Thrones Chick Sibel Kekille was a German Pornstar – Here are Some of her Porn Clips (NSFW)
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Chick Masturbating in the Living Room
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This Beer Pong Pussy is my Favorite.
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Perfect Webcam Amateur on Cam
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Outdoor Sex
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Fine Young Amateurs
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Cam Girl Camera Tricks
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Lesbians Eating Each Other Out on the Bus
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Today in Hijab Sex
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Excuse Me Miss – There is Cum on Your Glasses
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Playboy’s Best of Naked Redheads
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3 Fingers 1 Pussy
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Get Your Bitch a Stripper Pole and Make Her Work for Your in the Privacy of Your Own Home
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Cam Girls Are the Future…
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

11

Jun

Naked Subway Man Is the Best Thing On the Internet Ever of the Day

I have no idea what is happening in this video, but a girl gets assaulted by a crazed naked dude who does hand stands on turnstiles, and despite all the tears, I found great joy in this….

I mean he’s just a misunderstood crazy person, just looking for hugs and a good old fashioned acrobatic workout….rollin around on the floor, having a good old fashioned time…

The world’s gone nuts…and it’s a lot of fun.

Posted in:Videos

2013

11

Jun

Naked Thai Army Training Seems Normal of the Day

I just came across this video – and it is safe to say that Thai Army training is the gayest kind of training any army has.

I mean the regular army likes to keep the homosexual grinding to their days off while they have a hooker in the room to make the whole thing less gay.

I wonder what they are testing them for? I’m thinking to screen the men who will work as army nurses from those they send out to fight.

I mean I think is more to do with Thai sex tourism than army training, maybe the whole army thing is just for fetishes…

Either way, weird as fuck.

Posted in:Videos

2013

11

Jun

Urban Outfitters Perverted Summer Camp Campaign of the Day

Urban Outfitters has gone creepy. They have decided to do an erotic shoot of girls in camp. If you know anything about camp, it is a highly sexual experience for teenagers who have no parents supervising, many first blow jobs are given in camp, many experimentation with circle jerks, and group sex happen at camp, but the average age of people on camp grounds is probably around 15…you know councillors by 17…and working a real job that pays more than 3000 dollars for an entire summer by 18….

The models are Gabby Westbrook and Nadine Leopold and here they are posing in bikinis and shit while pretending to be 15 in some Urban Outfitters perversion…that I bet you would like…because camp is usually hard to escape from making it good for your kind of predator….

Posted in:stepFASHION

2013

11

Jun

Football Player Attacks Dog in the Worst Video of the Day

This may be the worst video you will see all day….I mean maybe I just think it is because I am a dog owner and my dog is probably the only thing I like in this cold evil world.

You see dogs are loyal, sweet and loving, and funny to look at and watch. They bring joy and entertainment in an otherwise empty life, and they’d never fuck you over by instinct, unless their masters fucked with their minds, because humans are evil…

Especially this guy, who grabbed a puppy that was on the field by the neck, and threw it.

He’s the kind of dirty motherfucker, and I am not saying that because he’s hispanic, but because of the way he handles this dog, who I would I like to have a few minutes of time with…to grab him by the fucking neck and slam him into a brick wall a few times….

His name is ENZO JIMENEZ and he’s on my radar as public enemy number 1….

Posted in:Videos

2013

11

Jun

A Whole Lot of Pussy at the Critic Choice Awards of the Day

Another useless award show happened the other day. It is called the Critic Choice awards, and I am not even going to bother googling the shit to figure out what the concept behind the award show is, I already know, it is designed to celebrate people who already won, you know to give them fiction to fight for, because when you’re at the top, you need to come up with various levels of distinction to separate you from the other people who have already fucking won, otherwise, life would just be boring while sitting on a pile of money and life of luxury. You see these people have shelves in their office to fill with nonsense trophies….and we can’t get in the way of that…at least not the professional critics, who are behind this shit.

In attendance were – Malin Akerman, Miranda Cosgrove, Diane Kruger, Carly Chaikin, Kaley Cuoco, Maria Menounos, Emmy Rossum and we’ve got the pics….


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Posted in:Events