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2013

24

May

Amanda Bynes Was Arrested of the Day

So the big news that no one should really pay attention to is that Amanda Bynes, attention seeker, has been arrested.

They’ll be playing it off as “she’s crazy and need help”, but I think it is safe to say that this is totally staged, mainly because of her awesome wig.

The charges are apparently that she has weed and a bong, like 80 percent of America, and that her doorman called the cops on her for smoking in the hallway….something we can assume she paid him to do.

It’s a classic, people are looking, give em a show, she’s not actually crazy, broken maybe, but really who the fuck isn’t.

I think it’s fun, and not just because I see it as a great opportunity to re-post her topless, busty, long leg, pics…

I just like seeing some erratic behavior, it reminds me that we’re not all medicated drones.

Keep up the good work Bynes, love, your number 1 fan.

Seriously. I’d marry this girl if only she’d answer my tweets…

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2013

24

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Last night….a girl wouldn’t show me her asshole. Part of me died.

Today….someone told me to wear skate shoes to work and call a co-worker a square. But I don’t have a job, and calling my wife a square would just confuse everyone, she’s more of a sphere.

Keep it gangster by dropping out of society, or just enjoy your long weekend….

Here are some morning hangover stepLINKS….

Amanda Bynes Has Officially Been Arrested….
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The Xbox One Reveal in 2 Minutes…Because You Care…You Gaming Weirdo….
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We Didn’t Start the Viral…..Video….What?
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Morgan Freeman Falls Asleep During an Interview….
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Swing VS a Kid
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30 Things You Didn’t Know About the Cast of The Hangover III
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Lucky Rally Car Driver….
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Maya Rudolph and Danny McBride Pose for Awkward Family Photos….
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This Korean Loves Food…
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From Russia with WTF
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Mel B Shoves Her Pussy in Her Husband’s Face while Wearing a Bikini
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Nicole Kidman is a Real Life Stepford Wife….and I Like It…
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Watch Hot Free Cam Girls….
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2013

23

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So far the failed pick-up line of the day is “I want your wet yogurt dripping off my face”….for some reason, bitches be lactose intolerant or some shit, even though yogurt is always wet, and helps regulate their yeast infection bacteria composition…..

I feel like I can do better though, I guess hard drinking, in public, will be the answer to that…despite my hatred for bars, mainly because dudes always try to roofie girls, and girls never try to roofie me….it’s affects my self esteem at its core….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Taylor Swift Impersonator Gets Beat for Looking Like Taylor Swift
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I Thought Brittany Murphy Was Dead – Why is She At this Event? Why Do I Want Her Corpse In My Mouth.
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Helen Flanagan’s Got Hard Nipples
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The Deleted Scene from Into the Darkness is the Gayest Thing You’ll See All Day
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I Am Sure Tom Cruise Never Sucked These Nipples
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Psychiatrist Analyzes Bieber’s Breakdown
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Stills from the Jennifer Aniston Stripping Scenes
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Family Comes Out of Cellar After Tornado
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This Korean Man LOVES Food
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Sara Jean Underwood Goes In For A Rim Job
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Psycho GF Public Break Up
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Pigeon Does a Backflip
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Stephanie Larimore Posing in Her Lingerie….
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10 Facebook Status Updates
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In Case You Missed It – Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique
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A Whole Lot of Olivia Munn GIFS
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I Have a Crush on Amanda Bynes in this Topless Pic
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Stupid Ass Snake Suicide
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I masturbate to a girl on this Free Cam Site At Least Once A Week….
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Carmen Electra in a Bikini in Dubai
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Vanessa Hudgens is Picking Her Nose
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Girls Showing Off Their Awesome Booties…
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Dachshund Cleans Lions Teeth
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Busty Eveline Has Great Tits
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Maria Menounos vs Lucy Hale
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Lovely in Cannes
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Victoria Silvstedt is Hooking in Cannes….in a Bikini
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How About a Little Waka Flocka in Studio Video…
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Xbox One Internet Reactions
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Stats Link High IQs to Having Hyper Sex Drives….
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Cute Girl Pissing….
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt in a Movie with Scarlett Johansson….
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I Am Kinda Turned On my Jennifer Lawrence
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Bitch Brings Her Tits To Cannes…
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Lucy Collett Big Titties for NUTS
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Amanda Bynes Tried to Board the Plane Using Google as an ID
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Tara Reid at the Fast and the Furious Premiere
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Ellie Goulding in Status Magazine
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Some Hot Nude Model……
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Barbara Palvin Scares Me
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Please Don’t Fuck My Ass Tonight…Weurdest Song Ever
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Alice Eve’s Breasts on Conan
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The Tallest High School Basketball Player Has a Serious Unfair Advantage
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Morgan Freeman Falls Asleep During an Interview…
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Crazy Girl Shoves Things in Her Ass
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Amateur Face Fuck
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Cam Girl Spreads her Ass
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Some Great Webcam Tits
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Girls Get Facials
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Girl Fucks a MArker…
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Amateur Girl Hits Pain Threshold
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Girl’s Nude Cam Feed Leaked to the Internet…..
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Start a Sex Toy Collection to Use on Girls…These Are The Best Out There.
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I Love Phone Sex – It’s Some Throwback To an Old Classic – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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Free Cam Girls are the Future of Porn…
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

23

May

Anne Hathaway’s Cameltoe of the Day

People may hate Anne Hathaway for being an undeserving cunt, at least when it comes to the Oscars, because let’s face it she isn’t a great actor, and all she did was shave her head in the movie that obviously paid for her award.

But I think that’s a good thing, it reminds us that award shows don’t matter. Celebrating people who have already won is just nonsense….Really all we should be doing is staring at their cameltoe.

I mean how can you hate a girl in leggings jacked up in her cunt….it is the gateway to her soul munching away at spandex, hungrier than my wife at a Chinese buffet, and for some reason hungry pussy makes my penis wish it was a meal…..but instead her pants are and that’s good enough for me….

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2013

23

May

Katia Ivanova for Page 3 of the Day

My favorite thing about glamour model who probably doesn’t deserve to be a Glamour model even though any girl with tits they are willing to show off in pictures deserves to be a glamour model…..is that she can take a good beating for her prostitution….You know date a 70 year old billionaire in the Rolling Stones, take a few punches to the face (if that even happened), press charges, take a cash settlement, and go back to your insignificant whore life, this time in topless pictures instead of topless backstage at concerts……

She’s a new age, opportunist hooker, and life is way better than it was back in Russia.

Posted in:Katia Ivanova|NSFW

2013

23

May

Helen Flanagan’s Fun Tits for PETA of the Day

Helen Flanagan is hilarious….but more importantly, she’s busty and not afraid to own them titties….or more importantly squeeze them into some sort of halter top….spilling all over the place like they were BP….and I am into it…I mean who wouldn’t embrace a girl who threw away a shitty acting career, to do such great things like pose for PETA with the likes of PAM ANDERSON and Glamour Model photoshoots, in shitty LAD MAGS you know because being on TV didn’t feed her make attention craving needs. I mean whatever it is that goes wrong in a girl’s life, that forces her to quit a good gig to become internationally known for her tits, is something I am totally all about. She’s amazing, even if I predict her one day being super fat, we don’t have to worry about that here and now….


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Posted in:Helen Flanagan

2013

23

May

Rihanna’s Amazing Ass Shot for Twitter of the Day

Apparently Rihanna posted this Ass Shot to twitter, I didn’t cross reference it becasue I am lazy, and figure it doesn’t really matter if she did or not, whether the ass is hers…..I am just happy it happened…because an black ass with shorts that look like this…and a prison tattoo….are fucking jokes and worth lookin at….no matter who the ass belongs to…and if the racists are right and all black people look the same, then this pic pretty much is her and I am loving that she’s putting it on blast…she’s my kind of money making exhibitionist who doesn’t need to be an exhibitionist at all….but does it cuz she likes it.

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

23

May

Montana Fishburne’s Disgusting Bikini Pic of the Day

You may, or may not remember this Montana Fisburne chick, who despite her dad being a rich celebrity, decided to release a GUTTER FUCKING SEX TAPE ….a sex tape that I don’t think anyone even noticed happened, except maybe her dad because his PR Team had to deal with the after shock of a rebellious spoiled brat trying to keep things gutter….since her sex tape hasn’t got her TV shows and no one really cared about her…she pretty much faded into the obscurity of her life before the sex tape…until today….when she thought it would be a good idea to wear a gross thong on the beach….showing off her gross ass….in what could be so much better if it was the daughter of any other celebrity….instead of this pile of hip hop table scraps….whatever…

She’s so gross…it is Amazing….


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Posted in:Montana Fishburne

2013

23

May

Marique Schimmel’ Nipples for Vogue Spain June of the Day

Marique Schimmel is a model who is in the recent issue of Vogue France. A magazine I’m totally a subscriber on because you know France is the leader of fashion and that is the bible of what’s going on in the world…IT’S ALL THAT MATTERS….? What? Right….I don’t follow fashion, I don’t care about fashion, but since the 90s I’ve been jerking off to models, because fashion is the one mainstream way to get titties in magazines next to Mercedes ads, and titties on TV when titties weren’t allowed on TV, so it’s an industry, like the porn industry, but more luxurious and filled with hotter bitches, that gets girls paid to get naked….and as a lover of nipples, girls getting paid to get naked, especially tall and skinny girls, I guess I’m also a lover of fashion….despite the fact that I’m in soiled sweatpants, obese, unshowered and I’ve never spent more than 10 dollars on a pair of jeans…..because fashion brings the bitches….

Posted in:Marique Schimmel

2013

23

May

Miley Cyrus Bra-Less and Amazing of the Day

I don’t know if I post these Miley Cyrus pics because I actually like Miley Cyrus and her tight little 20 year old body that looks like it is 14 even though it isn’t, thanks to her haircut and the hormones Disney put in the water on set of her show in efforts to keep her youthful in the event they ever had to keep the show going until she was 30…like they did with Ashley Tisdale!

Or if I post these pics of her tight little body, that never wears a bra, because people get so mad at me and call me gay….because all gay dudes are into girls with tight little bodies, with nice hip to waist ratio, and perky tits…

It amazes me that short hair makes dudes question their sexuality on a bitch, I figure we’d be past that by now…since it’s not the 1800s….but I guess I’m the one out of touch even though I’m totally touching myself to these pics…at least I would be if I wasn’t in a coffee shop surrounded by high school girls talking about prom.

I don’t need to go down like that…


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus