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2013

17

May

Glamour Models Take on i-D Magazine of the Day

This is pretty major for these UK Glamour models.

Girls who I always tease for not being actual models. You know just low hanging fruit that is built up to think it is hot, when really it only matters cuz it is topless.

Not that I have anything against girls who make it, or who are making money off their tits, in fact I love it.

I wish more average at best looking girls were broken enough to be doin it, because taking the traditional career route is just stupid, when you can get paid for your tits…

Historically all dudes want from you is to see your tits and lust after you, so use your vagina, it’s a far more marketable skill than a college degree.

That said, these Glamour Models are featured in some mainstream fashion site, topless, sure, that’s their move, but this is it…they can now say they are official models….and not some low grade shit…

Good times. Congrats.

Posted in:Nicole Neal|NSFW|Rosie Jones|Sabine Jemeljanova

2013

17

May

Miranda Kerr’s Getting Freaky on Social Media of the Day

I know Miranda Kerr, recently out of work, tired of having her nipples photoshopped, has gone on a bit of a rampage….

She’s even posted this pic of her cropped toplessness to her social media….like some kind of slut…

Sure, this, is not a spread pussy pic….it’s not like she’s officially lost her mind, but it is a cropped titty pic…what a slut…

I posted the original from her Vogue Italia shoot THE OTHER DAY ….you know the picture WITH THE NIPPLES STILL IN IT

But I get excited, when these models get excited about their nude work…it means more to come!! Which means more for me to come to….


TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF HER TITS FALLING OUT ON SET
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Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

17

May

Corrections Officer Gets Knocked the Fuck Out of the Day

So this is a video from March 27 of a corrections officer in a prison getting knocked the fuck out….

20-year old prisoner Frederick Morris knocking out corrections officer Julie Christensen with a single punch

I don’t condone violence, especially not when a motherfucker Chris Brown’s a chick, but the video’s kinda wild….

Here’s another angle…

Posted in:Videos

2013

17

May

Daphne Groeneveld Titties for Fashion of the Day

Dutch Model Daphne Groeneveld showed us her titties….I’ve done some POSTS ON HER BEFORE …and apparently she only turned 18 a few months ago, so it took her amazing little model body long enough to get those nipples out….but with all models….it is just a matter of time…the nipple is a sign of seriousness in their career….so I can’t say I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life, but I can say I’d write love songs for this babe if only she’d listen to them…until then, I’ll just stare at her nipple and pretend to breast feed by licking my computer screen…which I am sure will get my high with all the bacteria, STDS and remnants of MDMA all over it….yay.

Posted in:Daphne Groeneveld|NSFW

2013

17

May

Rihanna Making her Booty Pop of the Day

Don’t Jump! Rihanna was in New York shooting a music video or a commercial or some shit and she took time out of her busy schedule to take a picture of her poppin her booty for social media because she knows what really matters…it’s not the money or the fame, sure that helps broaden her audience for her exhibitionism, but the core of what she’s about, is whoring herself out….even if this is some of her more tame work…

The unfortunate thing in all this, is that I find her hot.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Rihanna

2013

17

May

Jessica Alba is in Workout Gear of the Day

Jessica Alba was walking around in workout gear and I figured I’d post it, despite Jessica Alba’s sex appeal being virtually dead, even if she’s bounced back from her pregnancies, she’s still had those pregnancies….

Sure she’s hotter than any girl you’ve got with, and you may still have a soft spot in your masturbation schedule for her, you know one for old times, cuz you have a hard time moving on….and sure even as a shell of what was, it’s still not horrible…

But I was hoping to see more cameltoe, tight pants do that to women, before realizing, her labia are probably taped to her inner thigh, you know as a result of those pregnancies…


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Posted in:Jessica Alba

2013

17

May

Kate Bosworth on the Road to Coachella for Topshop of the Day

Kate Bosworth got hired to do some video for Topshop about Coachella, which is both further proof that Coachella is some mainstream hipster bullshit….that has little to know cool to it…but instead is just over commercialized money making crap….that only matters because hot girls go to it….but more importantly, this video reminds us that Kate Bosworth still exists and that she can get work, she’s capable, and I’m into that cuz I kinda like Kate Bosworth, not that I remember anything she’s done as an actor, but I do remember her skinniness, and her ability to model….not that modeling takes much ability, but you get what I’m saying….

That said, this video fucking sucks. It’s so fucking boring….TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES BITCH.

Posted in:Kate Bosworth

2013

17

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Email of the day :

Can you please post some more on Lena Dunham she is my favorite.
She gets naked on Girls like every week & you never post about it & she is awesome.
I know she isn’t traditionally sexy but she has a girl next door look that I think is so sexy like she looks like the kind of chick you see working kfc or something just average but hot!

My response:

It is ppl like Lena Dunham who represent all that is wrong in the world! She should not be allowed naked in her private life or on TV and wanting to see her naked may mean you have a serious sexual dysfunction.

Here are some morning links….

The Courtney Stodden Sex Tape is Next – Yay
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Police Chase in Portland
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Kai The Hatchet Hitchhiker’s Been Charged With Murder
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Today’s Best Photobombs
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Iza Olak is a Pretty Hot Fucking Model
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Dog Cries When Watching the Lion King
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Day 2 in Cannes – Featuring Emma Watson’s Back
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Kim Kardashian’s Bloated Ankles Won’t Turn You On
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Syrian Rebels Giggle over an RPG – Mental Cases
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Pug Watching TV
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Motorcycle Stunt Fail
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

16

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was just in the grocery store behind some fat chick in white leggings that I assume she didn’t know where totally see through. I could see her fucking soul, and by soul I mean her underwear that was jacked up her cellulite ridden ass cheeks, and by underwear jacked up her ass, I mean the stains that were on them….and visible through her leggings. Insane.

I tried to take a picture of her, but I stupidly left the flash on, causing a bit of scene. I’m not very good at stealth mode…I ended up getting asked to leave the store, which was insane to me, considering that pig was practically naked in the place, and totally disgusting, I mean she coulda given the produce herpes just walking by….

It’s hard out there for a pervert. The world is against us.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls Tugging on their Clothing is Hot
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Miley Cyrus and the Other Sluts at the Maxim Hot 100 Party
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The Hatchet Wielding Hitchiker Who Went Viral – is Now Wanted for Murder
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Danielle Sharp’s MAssive Glamour Model Tits
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Trailer for “Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D”
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Ashley Tisdale Duck Face
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Syrian Rebels Laugh at an RPG – Gangster
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Emma Watson in W Magazine
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Asana Mamoru is Some Hotness with Big Tits
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A Whole Bunch of Face Down Ass Up Pics – Of the Day
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Emma Watson’s Got Back in Cannes
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Julianne Moore’s Feet With Destroy Any FOot Fetishists Foot Fetish
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Selena Gomez is in Disguise
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Dita Von Teese is Selling her Gangster Car on eBay
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Behind the Scenes with a Pornstar Make-Up Artist – If You Care
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Sluts at the Star Trek Premiere
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Chihuahua Hates Baths
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Cindy Crawford Cleavage in Cannes
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The Ultimate Shopping Cart Fails
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20 Hottest Pics of Priscilla Caripan
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Jennifer Morrison See Through
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Vanessa Hudgens is Picking Her Nose
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Angelina Jolie is on the Cover of Time – All She Had TO Do was Cut off Her Titties
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I Don’t Know Who This Babe is – I just Know She’s got a Dildo in her
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Schwarzenegger Promoting Some Youtube Shit
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My Friend Ariel Rebel Does Some Selfies….
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Band on the Run vs Imagine – Mash Up
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Miley Cyrus at the Maxim Hot 100 Party
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Sneezing Animals Compilation
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Youtube Spotlight – The 80s Rocker Chick
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Nikki Leigh in a Bikini
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Misheard Lyrics the 1990s Edition
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David Beckham is Retiring
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Kourtney Kardashians’ Big Tits in a Bathing Suit
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Jennifer Nicole Lee See Through
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Train Hits a Truck!
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Dirty Hypnotist in Japan Does Amazing Things with the Girls he Hypnotizes…
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Some Girl Strips on an ATV
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I am Down with these Two Girls Posting NUde Together
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Danielle Fischel at the Maxim Hot 100 Party (Topanga from Boy Meets World)
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Slo Motion Elbow Sliding on a Motorbike
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Extreme Watersliding
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Kanye West is Complaining About Being a Celebrity, Walking into Poles and Says he Makes Real Music, when Not Impregnanting Barnyard Animals….Such a Bitch Doing Spoken Word….Real Manly…
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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The Creepiest Guy in Porn – Best Video Ever
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Chick Shoves Things in her Ass
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A Set of Twins Sharing Cum
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I Kinda Love this Cam Show
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Some Indian – Dot Not Feather – Showing Her Vagina
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Rockin Bush on this Messy House
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Weird Masturbating – Creepy – Robot Shit
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Masturbating in the Bathroom
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…Cam Girls are the BEst
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SEX TOYS MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

16

May

Candice Swanepoel’s Nipple in Interview Germany of the Day

From Miranda Kerr’s Titties On Set to these Candice Swanepeol titties in a magazine….it’s been a good day for nipples that are usually Angelina Jolied by the evil corporation they work for. It’s like you can own us because you made us celebrities, but you can’t take our nipples, Victoria’s Secret….

I’m a fan of Candice Swanepoel, she’s got a tight fit body, I’ve written her at least one love song that I’m working on the choreographed dance to before taking it to youtube, you know to win her heart….and in the meantime….I’ll be staring at these….but I don’t think you should…because she’s not some public domain slut….or maybe she is…that doesn’t stop my love….

These pics are alright…Thanks Interview Germany, you’re way better than other things Germany has brought us, like the Holocaust. It only took them 70 years to get to this point…

All this to say, I’d like her to breast feed me….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|NSFW