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2013

17

May

Piper Perabo’s Funny Pasties of the Day

Piper Perabo from Coyote Ugly….and pretty much very little else….was invited to an event…because at least one person remembers that she got hired for a lot of movies in a short period of time 10 years ago…and she took advantage of the invite by making it count…wearing a see through shirt with some awkward pasties….you know hoping someone would talk about her again….

I don’t really see much pasties, but I do see a whole lot of head….and not the kind of head that makes me cum…here are the pics anyway….

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2013

17

May

Doutzen Kroes for H&M Summer by Terry Richardson of the Day

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I like me some model pussy…especially when it is cheating on one evil billion dollar corporation….that it normally models underwear and bikinis fro….for another evil billion dollar corporation….that funds sweat shops, that is responsible for the fall of production in America…that over charges people for 2 dollar items…

It’s like some weird underbelly, like Victoria’s Secret lends out their model, which is their number one asset, for some secret fabric supplier information or something….

But the backstory doesn’t matter, it’s the pictures that I’m more interested in…

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2013

17

May

Sofia Vergara’s Big Eyebrows of the Day

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Jesus, this South American bitch has some big fucking eyebrows, I mean these are some serious eyebrows, and by eyebrows, I mean eyebrows and not some clever way of saying tits, cuz you see we all know she’s busy as fuck, it’s why she is on TV, I mean better to get have a token middle aged hispanic woman in hollywood to be busty as fuck than not…..

But these eyebrows, they are distracting, all up on some Andy Rooney fucking caterpillars crawling on her face….

I guess they are better to soak up all the cum she’s had ejaculated on her face as she climbed the ladder in her career…

It all makes sense now, these eyebrows were just as important to her success as the titties that lead to all the blowjobs, because it acted as a much needed mop. I’ve seen how they clean up oil spills. I get what’s going on here….

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2013

17

May

Glamour Models Take on i-D Magazine of the Day

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This is pretty major for these UK Glamour models.

Girls who I always tease for not being actual models. You know just low hanging fruit that is built up to think it is hot, when really it only matters cuz it is topless.

Not that I have anything against girls who make it, or who are making money off their tits, in fact I love it.

I wish more average at best looking girls were broken enough to be doin it, because taking the traditional career route is just stupid, when you can get paid for your tits…

Historically all dudes want from you is to see your tits and lust after you, so use your vagina, it’s a far more marketable skill than a college degree.

That said, these Glamour Models are featured in some mainstream fashion site, topless, sure, that’s their move, but this is it…they can now say they are official models….and not some low grade shit…

Good times. Congrats.

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2013

17

May

Miranda Kerr’s Getting Freaky on Social Media of the Day

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I know Miranda Kerr, recently out of work, tired of having her nipples photoshopped, has gone on a bit of a rampage….

She’s even posted this pic of her cropped toplessness to her social media….like some kind of slut…

Sure, this, is not a spread pussy pic….it’s not like she’s officially lost her mind, but it is a cropped titty pic…what a slut…

I posted the original from her Vogue Italia shoot THE OTHER DAY ….you know the picture WITH THE NIPPLES STILL IN IT …

But I get excited, when these models get excited about their nude work…it means more to come!! Which means more for me to come to….

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2013

17

May

Corrections Officer Gets Knocked the Fuck Out of the Day

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So this is a video from March 27 of a corrections officer in a prison getting knocked the fuck out….

20-year old prisoner Frederick Morris knocking out corrections officer Julie Christensen with a single punch

I don’t condone violence, especially not when a motherfucker Chris Brown’s a chick, but the video’s kinda wild….

Here’s another angle…

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2013

17

May

Daphne Groeneveld Titties for Fashion of the Day

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Dutch Model Daphne Groeneveld showed us her titties….I’ve done some POSTS ON HER BEFORE …and apparently she only turned 18 a few months ago, so it took her amazing little model body long enough to get those nipples out….but with all models….it is just a matter of time…the nipple is a sign of seriousness in their career….so I can’t say I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life, but I can say I’d write love songs for this babe if only she’d listen to them…until then, I’ll just stare at her nipple and pretend to breast feed by licking my computer screen…which I am sure will get my high with all the bacteria, STDS and remnants of MDMA all over it….yay.

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2013

17

May

Rihanna Making her Booty Pop of the Day

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Don’t Jump! Rihanna was in New York shooting a music video or a commercial or some shit and she took time out of her busy schedule to take a picture of her poppin her booty for social media because she knows what really matters…it’s not the money or the fame, sure that helps broaden her audience for her exhibitionism, but the core of what she’s about, is whoring herself out….even if this is some of her more tame work…

The unfortunate thing in all this, is that I find her hot.

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2013

17

May

Jessica Alba is in Workout Gear of the Day

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Jessica Alba was walking around in workout gear and I figured I’d post it, despite Jessica Alba’s sex appeal being virtually dead, even if she’s bounced back from her pregnancies, she’s still had those pregnancies….

Sure she’s hotter than any girl you’ve got with, and you may still have a soft spot in your masturbation schedule for her, you know one for old times, cuz you have a hard time moving on….and sure even as a shell of what was, it’s still not horrible…

But I was hoping to see more cameltoe, tight pants do that to women, before realizing, her labia are probably taped to her inner thigh, you know as a result of those pregnancies…

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Posted in:Jessica Alba

2013

17

May

Kate Bosworth on the Road to Coachella for Topshop of the Day

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Kate Bosworth got hired to do some video for Topshop about Coachella, which is both further proof that Coachella is some mainstream hipster bullshit….that has little to know cool to it…but instead is just over commercialized money making crap….that only matters because hot girls go to it….but more importantly, this video reminds us that Kate Bosworth still exists and that she can get work, she’s capable, and I’m into that cuz I kinda like Kate Bosworth, not that I remember anything she’s done as an actor, but I do remember her skinniness, and her ability to model….not that modeling takes much ability, but you get what I’m saying….

That said, this video fucking sucks. It’s so fucking boring….TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES BITCH.

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