2013
13
May
Here’s some Argentina performer with ridiculous implants performing on TV in some ghetto mall music video quality shitty fucking song that I guess she realizes is a fail aroun the 3 mintue mark when her tit fully pops out of her shit….you know and she doesn’t realize it because she’s just so fucking into it…and because implants, when purchased in central AMerica sometimes lose their feel….
Her name is Laura Miller and she’s amazing even if she can’t sing….
Posted in:Videos
2013
13
May
Here’s a video that is going viral of a Syrian rebel eating the heart of a soldier, because he was instructed to, or something equally insane, in efforts to make a point, that even when you aren’t a Zombie, you can show a motherfucker who is boss when at war….
Makes me wonder where the world is going…I mean is this human instinct? Is this the shit we are programmed to do? Should anyone really be doing this or acting like this under any circumstances? Is the fact that they think they are doing this for god cause for concern?
I mean to me this is just the beginning of the fucking end…and this shit…is nuts.
In the video, Abu Sakkar, a founder of the rebel Farouq Brigade, begins cutting apart the body of a dead Syrian soldier.
Then, according to Reuters, he addresses the camera, saying: “I swear to God we will eat your hearts and your livers, you soldiers of Bashar the dog.”
He eats the heart of the dead soldier, while the crowd behind the camera cheers “Allahu akbar” (“God is great”).
The video is branded with the logo of the Syrian Truth Facebook page.
I hear it’s good source of protein…
We’re all fucking doomed….
Posted in:stepNEWS
2013
13
May
Someone emailed me saying that Rihanna posted this titty pic on instagram of some chick with a nipple ring….I didn’t see it, I don’t know if it is a legit story, I can’t read what her VIP pass reads, but I do know that it’s probably not a picture of Rihanna, even though it should be, cuz she’s a bit of an exhibitionist whore…who loves attention…the way I like em….
That’s why I don’t care if the story is real, if she posted smut to her instagram, I’m just gonna roll with it….
2013
13
May
Brazilian redhead Cintia Dicker reminds me that I want to fuck a redhead, because I never have…I’ve always been creeped out by them and their pale skin, bright pink vaginas, and clashing orange pubic hair. In fact the one time I tried to fuck a redhead, I gagged, but I’m older now, and shit is like the forbidden fruit I want to taste….even if redheads are not real humans…
Posted in:Cintia Dicker
2013
13
May
Hayden Panettiere wore a skimpy bikini in Miami….all poppin’ her booty out like this was a hip hop video…and it wasn’t as horrible as you’d expect, or as horrible as I’d expect, because Hayden Panettiere always creeped me out. I fear trolls.
She was built like a shit house, with shoulders you’d be scared to wrestle, but now they have a set of fake tits attached to them….balancing them out…
Bringing her from circus freak you’d expect to see filling up a small car with her other clown buddies….to girl filling up a skimpy bikini bottom….a better strategy for everyone involved. I endorse these pics.
Posted in:Hayden Panettiere
2013
13
May
Michea Crawford used to live in Montreal. We have a lot of mutual friends. I don’t think I’ve ever met her, which is probably a good thing, because if I did, I’d probably want to pull a Cleveland on her and make her my child bride, all locked in my basement. She’s just that perfect. Seriously.
She’s got this amazing face, this amazing body, and is the kind of girl I would like to write my love about in my diary.
You know the kind of girl I spend my entire life mourning never knowing, but feeling like a better man, knowing that we may have been in the same room at least once in our lives….forever connected at the soul….despite her not knowing who I am…kinda thing.
All this to say, I am convinced she’s the next big thing in modeling, if she plays her cards right and hustles proper, there is no reason why she can’t be an SI Swimsuit girl or a Victoria’s Secret girl….I mean she’s as hot as those bitches…but I wouldn’t be too bummed if she kept up these nipple filled photoshoots for the rest of time…they are fun to stare at and fall in love with all over again.
Michea Crawford for president.
Posted in:Michea Crawford|NSFW
2013
13
May
You know what….Victoria’s Secret models have pretty good bodies.
You should print this up, tape it to your fridge, and tell your wife how you expect her to look like this in the next 3 to 8 months, and everytime you see her snacking, show her what girls are supposed to look like….the subtle approach will either land you a hotter wife, or better, she’ll leave you for reasons of emotional abuse, take half of everything you have, and leave you free to masturbate to girls like this, cuz we all know there’s no way any of these girls are fucking you….
All this to say, I’m a fan of staring at them…
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Lily Aldridge
2013
13
May
Heidi Klum doesn’t turn me on because she’s an ex-model, all old and shit. She turns me on because I know the kind of sexual deviant she must be and not just because she’s german and likely into scat, but because she has kids with multiple men, meaning she likes the cum up in her, but one of those men, was a big black guy who had a cock the size of a woman’s forearm, pretty much fisting her everytime they fucked, destroying her tall model pussy, one thrust at a time, and for some reason I can’t explain, that is exciting to me. It’s like watching a girl shove a wine bottle in her ass, it’s just so hardcore that the fact that she does it is amazing….
So old or not, I’ll still stare at her bikini pics…she’s got great tits….that dirty German…
Posted in:Heidi Klum
2013
13
May
Hilary Duff celebrated mother’s day by showing off her mom body in a bikini and I don’t think it was anything really worth celebrating…but that the same time…I love bikinis, and shit wasn’t so bad.
I mean I don’t understand why the blogs are celebrating her sex appeal, as far as I’m concerned she’s got none…and this stuff by Hilary Duff is what you’d find at a thrift shop, all used and abused, far more tired, all for sale at a discount, rather than the prestine stuff by Hilary Duff available at Sears back when she mattered….
But I am sure her virgin loser fans are still into this, even if her arms are bigger, her ass bigger, her gut bigger, her vagina bigger….because bigger might not be better, but if you ask that dude who fucked that fat chick Saturday night cuz she was the last one standing in the bar and the only one willing to go home with him, bigger is better than nothing.
Posted in:Hilary Duff
2013
13
May
Isabeli Fontana may be pushing 30. She may be a mom of two. But as far as I’m concerned, she will always be the 16 year old who made Victoria’s Secret look like a bunch of sex offending perverts because they put her in lingerie and took pictures of her in what would get a normal person arrested for the shit…but that got Victoria’s Secret a slap on the wrist…thanks to the billion dollar legal team….that has since advised them to not shoot pics of girls under 18 in their lingerie…something, you’d think they would have known before shooting this Isabeli Fontana….
Despite the 14 years, the babies, the 3 marriages, she’s still got it going on. I’m a fan.
Posted in:Isabeli Fontana
