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2013

06

May

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Rape Picture of the Day

This picture of Doutzen Kroes being assaulted by a dude while wearing a bikini could be interpreted in so many ways…and all those ways are hilarious and amazing….even erotic….

Not because I think bikini models being manhandled is some hot shit, not because I think assaulted half naked women too weak to fight off a man is hot, you twisted fucks, but because I like to see a husband and baby daddy being playful on the beach with his model wife in her bikini, it just shows us the power of a love…..there is romance still left in the world. Right?

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2013

06

May

Farah Holt Nipple for Elle Mexico of the Day

I’ve never heard of Farah Holt, she’s some up and coming UK model, who got a job showing some nipple while wearing bikinis for Elle Mexico, and despite having little to no fan base, she’s making moves and I appreciate that, especially since it involves showing some nipple, and half naked, young model body, that blows my fucking mind when in pictures. I support her hustle, and hope she goes places, as long as those places are her paying her dues to the industry through nudity, because let’s face it, any excuse to get any girl naked, especially when that excuse is career advancement, is highly erotic, especially when she looks like this.

Posted in:Farah Holt

2013

06

May

Paris Hilton Pussy in the Million Dollar Pussy Video of the Day

There’s something hilarious about Paris Hilton being in a music video about pussy, you know that million dollar pussy that makes you itch, thanks to how well traveled and experienced it is thanks to her wild rich girls filling her void vagina in her late teens and early 20s, back when she was a pornstar, when she didn’t have to be one, thanks to being a million dollar pussy.

Nicki Minaj shaking her booty and singing about her pussy being the baddest but that’s kind of expected, it’s the white Hilton Hotel heiress, who actually was born with a billion dollar pussy and had a billion dollar pussy when she did porn pussy…..that is a little more obscure and thus awesome.

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2013

06

May

Mother Daughter Fetish for Mother’s Day of the Day

Georgia May Jagger and Jerri Hall are all rubbing up on each other like the first scene in a old lady/young girl lesbian themed porno, even if they are fully clothed, and it is just for a mother’s day promo for Sunglass Hut, because everyone knows the one thing your mom wants as an appreciation for you ruining her life, body and vagina, after 20-30 years of annoying her and constantly reminding her she shoulda got an abortion, is a pair of fucking sunglasses.

Either way, we’ve all wanted to bang mom and daugthers, together or apart, especially when we’re dating one of them, so we can all agree that this is a good foreplay fetish situation, you know since their both models and shit.

Posted in:Georgia May Jagger

2013

06

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If you follow me on FACEBOOK or TWITTER , you will know that along with being a very charming, eloquent soft spoken man, I hate Cinqo de Mayo.

I find the shit racist as fuck with every white trash fat person eating their taco kit tacos and jar of salsa wearing a fucking sombrero.

Shitting on the Mexican culture, one frozen margarita mixed drink from Wal Mart at a fucking time.

Like me dressing in blackface and eating fried chicken on Martin Luther King Day, or me getting AIDS on Gay day, or me doing slave labor sweatshop work on Bangledeshi day…and all you white bread, taco kit eating, sombrero fuckers should get shot for hate crimes.

But that didn’t stop me from getting drunk…

Here are some morning links…


Here is an Iron Man 3 Review for The 3 of You Who Haven’t Seen it Yet
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Whole Bunch of Girls With Big Old Titties
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This Week in WTF Gifs
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Hero Customer Prevents a Robbery
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The Softer Side of Russian Dash Cams
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Skiing Double Fail
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Some Awesome Animal Photographs By Terry Richardson
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Hot Naked Babe at the Beach!
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Crazed Bieber Hugger in Dubai
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

May

Miley Cyrus Did Maxim and is their Top 100 of the Day

So these Maxim assholes and their Top 100 stories are a fucking joke. Maxim isn’t a relevant news agency with objective journalism, objectifying women by any systematic way, they are just doing it haphazardly. You know a bunch or half retard dudes, with some publicist connections, doing a list that is best for their dying business, from a business development and marketing standpoint….

So them choosing Miley as number 1, is the equivalent of me saying Miley is number 1, everytime I see pics of her bra-less titties and tight little funny elf faced body.

It means nothing.

But Miley is pretending to be happy about it, posting pics from her shoot, looking hot, the way she wants to, to get some revenge on her ex boyfriend /fiance who left her, because that’s how spoiled rich girls work, they get even by showing the motherfucker what they are missing, and that’s a Maxim Number 1 Girl, even if Maxim doesn’t fucking matter, it’s just another thing to throw in his face and to feel about her brat self with.

Luckily, I’m into Miley, at least when she’s not talking, so when she’s in pictures, and seeing her in ghetto, low grade, bikini shoots for shitty magazines, works for me. Even if I know how ridiculous the whole approach to it is.

She’s putting in work lately, after years of being stagnant all thanks to a broken heart.

[pics removed by maxim]

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

05

May

Julianne Hough Flashes Her Cooter the Old Fashioned Way of the Day


There’s nothing quite like a good old fashioned, getting out of the car, panty and labia flash, to remind us that Julianne Hough cares about increasing her popularity, and having the media talk about her, now that she doesn’t have Ryan Seacrest’s fame and fortune to attach herself to, as people look on and wonder whether she’s just his beard, because there’s no way those frosted tips don’t like anal, the bottom kind.

Because once you hit a level of celebrity, the paparazzi love when you pull this kind of shit off….

While I just look on and imagine what could have been if it all didn’t work out for her, because let’s face it, there’s really only 2 jobs a professional dancer can take, and she got her hands on the wrong one.

But at least she’s giving us a taste of what coulda been, while getting herself written about, all thanks to a little low level pussy flash.

I’m into it. Next time a little more crotchless and a lot more spread asshole. It will distract from her shitty face….


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Julianne Hough

2013

05

May

Bikini of the Day

I prefer my bikinis to be crotchless, but this works too, especially on a nice sunny Sunday in the park while I sit back and look onto your sun tanning because half naked girls, even when fat and talking about salad, in some confusing twilight zone way, is fun to stare at, even when it isn’t built like this innovative japanese bikini…so when I see this all I see is possibilities….but maybe I’m just sucked in by the video production qulaity of the japanese babe modeling this shit….

Posted in:Videos

2013

04

May

Amanda Bynes at the Gym of the Day

I am going to assume that this is a viral video prank and not Amanda Bynes at all, but real or fake, it’s an inspiring way to start your hungover, depressing, lonely, Saturday filled with regrets asking here it all went wrong, or more likely, why you just fucked that fat chick and how are you going to get her out of the house…fun.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2013

03

May

stepLINKS of the Day


stepGIRL SUMMER getting’ MAD CREEPY with that Booty Sent From Heaven…

I am ready to fuck, not because it is the weekend, not because I have a boner, but because it’s the right thing to say this Friday afternoon, when no one is paying attention to me. I figure this message will seep into the mind of an unsuspecting internet babe, who also wants to fuck, and who will in turn hit me up on social media for a good time, that will in turn be the worst night of her life, not because of the high risk of AIDS or horrible cheesy feces smell, but because of the whole package deal that comes with me…when I don’t make you cum….

Here are some stepLINKS….while I go drink…as I do…


Kris Humphries New Kim Kardashians is Just as Trashy and Half Naked
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Denise Richards in a See Through Tank Top
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The New Star Trek Premiere in Pictures
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Hot Girls in Short SHorts
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The Poisonous Pitcher Plant…
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Hot Blonde Bikini Babe
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Rosie Jones is Not Hot
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Nicole Richie is a Monster
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15 Examples of Cute Girls Getting Wet
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Demi Moore See Through
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Jordan Carver Huge Tits on the Beach
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Mindy Robinson’s Awesome Implants in The Haunting of Whaeley House
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Emilia Clarke Will Be Playing a Stripper
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Silvie the Siren is Spreading Her Vag and I Like That Pink
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Vince Vaughn’s Ridiculous New House
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A Couple Girls Demonstrating Shower Sex Positions.
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The Walking Dead Tranny is Coming To Get You
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One of the Hotter Suicide Girls…
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I Don’t Know Who This Old Saggy Bitch in Lingerie Is – But I Like Her
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Shaolin Warriors in Slow Motion
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Michelle Rodriguez Hard Nipples in a Bikini
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38 Hottest Pics of Christina Hendricks
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Some “Water Games” With Some Hot Naked Bitch Named Dominika
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You can Learn A Little Something From This Guy
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Ciara’s Hot in her New Video
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Fan Catches Baseball with Baby in Arm
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Ewa Sonnet Has Really Huge Tits….
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Decent Girl Spreading HEr Vag
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Hilary Duff Thick Legs
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More Vanessa Hudgens Ruining Yoga Pants
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Lohan and Her Lawyer in Sex Pose
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New in Korean Viral Music Hits -> Gentleman Dancer – And These Girls are Hot
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Work Those Titties Sluts
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Bad Lip Reading the Walking Dead Edition
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Rita Ora Cleavage for ELLE
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Car Load Doesn’t Go As Planned
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A Whole Lot of Internet Links…
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Hot Bitches in Front of Mirrors
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Wife Aims Cumshot in Husbands Eye
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Weird Amateur Pussy Pump
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Hot Russian Amateur Shoving Cucumber in her Ass
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Some Random Chick Masturbating
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Fisting Video of the Day
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Giant Dildo INsertion
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Famous Arab Sex Scandal
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Some Chubby Cam Girl
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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