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2022

16

Dec

Fishnet Friday of the Day

When I jerk off to “Twas the Night Before Christmas” it’s always to the “hanging their stockings” because I figure in that old time era of the 1820s when it was written….the stockings they’d use would be those of their whore mother…

I realize it’s a Christmas classic about the story of the sexual predator breaking into a house through the chimney to seduce children with gifts, only for the father to witness the whole thing and realize that Christmas is real or some shit….but I don’t think that far into it since I don’t actually jerk off to Twas the Night Before Christmas…but I am sure someone out there does.

I just hear the word stocking, which is mentioned so many times this time a year, and I go to FISHNETS immediately…because I am a pervert, not one with a hosiery fetish, but hey, if women want to strip down and be sexy, they can easily do it with fishnets, the accessible lingerie anytime of the year….so if you’re out there shopping for your whore wife, like the Twas the Night Before Christmas dad….fishnets bro….

Here’s some inspo.

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2022

16

Dec

This Guy Getting Dumped is Such a Cuck it HAS got to be Staged and other stepNEWS of the Day

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Excavator Gone Wild

Expensive Plane Crash

Restaurant Brawl

Weird Breast Milk Mom who is Probably doing the Right Thing….

Neighbor is a Snitch Letting Him Know His Wife Cheats

White Woman Declares White People Suck

Crazy Lady Drops some N-Bombs and Tantrums…

Politician Pisses Himself on T

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2022

16

Dec

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I have to disclaimer this post by saying that these girls aren’t necessarily feminists, I’m not here to mis-politicize them, since it’s a braless post on a friday, I tool the burn the bra take on bralessness, instead of the “it’s a trend”….or “It’s comfy”…or “It shows off my tits” or “look at my tits through a shirt….since there are levels to bralessness.

I would assume that most of these people would probably say they were feminists if they were asked, since that word’s been shoved down everyone’s throat so hard, being a woman or a proud woman, ideally with a uterus, means you believe women can do anything men can do and deserve the right to vote…or whatever the anti-men feminist argument is….

It’s one of those “black lives matter” words or marketing initiatives where you can’t be against a cause because it makes you a piece of shit, so you may not know anything about the cause, but you know THE right side you need to be on to be left the fuck alone, uncancelled, or if you’re annoying, to become a fucking advocate or bullhorn amplifying it…you know the type.

So the reality the feminism kills the family structure society is built on, you know to keep our species alive, happy and supported and because of that feminism promotes working women, career over family, cats over child, pay taxes, instead of running the house, or raising the kids, a far more important job but don’t worry….the state, strangers, the machine will raise the kids for you, assuming you don’t just abort them….it’s satanic, but isn’t everything…

So bralessness doesn’t need to be THIS heavy, people are half retards across the board, so why am I hear ranting and raving, when I should just be staring at the braless tit being like “i like tit”…..as I drool on myself…which is PRECISELY what I am going to do.

Anyway, this dudes got a point:

Here are those braless chicks….

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2022

16

Dec

Britney Spears is Probably Still Dead on Institutionalized Watch of the Day

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I saw that Britney Spears posted these topless pictures on her instagram last night and it was pretty racy titty massage covering her nipple content that you’d expect to find on backpages, by some low level escort trying to get into the online hooking scene…

It is not even something you’d find on a low level influencer or OnlyFans models feed….because it’s so badly shot, edited, done….and those girls are professional internet sluts producing professional influencer slut content because they have a business to run.

What I am saying is that Britney’s content is bootleg sexting, it looks like it was shot a few years ago, the HDR badge on the top of the picture means it’s a screenshot from god knows what version of iphone and the reflection in her eye of the creepy handler shooting her, is creepy.

The whole thing leads me to think they are pretending she’s alive, using old content, cast a body double to pretend to be her, and that Britney’s no longer around..

Being naked on the internet as a protest or celebration of being free, when always being in the same location, doesn’t feel free at all.

You’d think she’d be traveling, doing the Tara Reid party tour around the world in luxury, living her actual life…but instead they post hostage photos that feel like beheading videos that seem more acceptable because she’s holding her big bare tits in them…..works for me….keep up the good work, even though she looks abused in it….

Here’s that reflection in her eye of a body taking the pic:

Here are the rest of her pics:

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2022

15

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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What’s up you cum tributers, you celebrity worshiping, false idol loving, hate me cuz I hate them and all they represent, but I’ll still stare at their tits and you should too….

The energy these women put into marketing and selling their blowjob videos could be applied to building an actual business that will make a fraction of the money their blow job videos make

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2022

15

Dec

Mandy Rose Dropped from WWE for Being Slutty of the Day

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I don’t know shit about the WWE….but Mandy Rose a stripper girl who works in the WWE has been dropped for posting racy content to the paying fans…

I guess you could argue that the WWE should be fined for discrimination against WOMEN just trying to be WOMEN in the modern age of whoredom….or for getting in the way of a woman doing her whorin’ because that is her art form as a sex positive stripper looking woman….you know since women can get away with murder by crying and playing victim and saying things like “you’re a misogynist”…..but the people who run the WWE can’t get away with a little too much TOUCHY FEELY…they call that sexual assault because he’s in a position of power or some shit forcing him to resign….but I guess that’s probably apples and oranges where the real comparison would be if The Rock was letting you smell what was cooking by selling his panties after jerking off on them on webcam for the fans…..which probably wouldn’t get him fired due to the boys being boys double standard in this TOXIC masculine world….

Anyway, in this era where everyone is an exhibitionist pushing racy content for attention, so long as it’s not dick sucking it should be fair game, I say…LET THERE BE WHORES….since they are all whores…you know, why try to oppress them or suppress their natural whore talents, wants and needs.

Unfortunately for some wrestler named Mandy Rose, who for those of you who don’t know anything about the WWE, is for kids, families and stunted grown men who like other grown men to fake fight in spandex because of the simplistic storylines, you retards….to make it less gay they throw in girls who LOOK like porn chicks, or strippers to wrestle, but they don’t let them actually do the sex working publicly, because kids are watching….

So she can leverage her WWE fame and mke some real fucking money off the perverts she’s collected, the way nature intended for her….WWE firing is actually the best thing that could happen to her career from a dollar standpoint…

I randomly had 3 of her videos saved and just saw the story so figured, let’s see the wrestler who is now dropped from WWE because her content was outside her contract parameters, but now she can go and make millions more on OnlyFans because wrestling fans are weird fucking perverts with credit cards and no real brain…

I am sure her shit got more racy than this, since these are a month old, but I don’t even know where I found them, so take what you can get in this NEWS CYCLE….bro and yeah, she definitely did this to get kicked off WWE to finally get paid….ONLYFANS shit pays…

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2022

15

Dec

Camila Mendes Butt Shot of the Day

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Camila Menes has grown on me. I don’t know if she got a neck enlarger like those African tribes that put those plates on their necks to give them that long neck syndrome, which is probably racist and a hate crime to say, but you know what I mean…..

Because there was a time when I thought Camila Mendes was poorly cast as Veronica Lodge, also probably a racist thing to say, but it wasn’t because she’s some kind of Mexican or Latina, I don’t care about that shit, I just thought she wasn’t as hot as the Veronica Lodge I used to fantasize about when I read Archie Comics, you know a hot rich girl to save me…..instead of the fat, disabled, on disability, but has decent credit and lets me mooch off her that I married….which is basically the sugar momma on a budget that ensures roof over my head and snack foods in the cupboard, since she’s fat….

Anyway, she manged to get hot enough in recent months, I assume it’s fitness and she’s in some hunger magazine with her ass out, probably photoshopped but still an ass, and since that’s the only pic of the set worth staring at….and since her ass is hotter than anything else about her…I figured I’d run with it….and by run I mean slow walk.

I guess her face is looking a little hard now that it comes on a neck, but with a neck, so can you.

That was a come joke, I mean if this isn’t an 18 year creative journey, I don’t know what it is…

She posted a bikini selfie and looked hotter than in the photoshoot…

Cami Mendes deserves her dreamer status cuz she’s a dream….

I am in Canada and don’t even know what that means….and she’s not really all that dreamy, but whatever.

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2022

15

Dec

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Thongs are so shitty, they barely cover the asshole….or maybe that makes them less shitty than actual panties, we need a pervert scientist out there conducting a fecal matter per square inch on a pair of panties purchased off some random whores who sell their panties on twitter….you know the important scientific research that will bring some credibility back to science after it was bastardized with marketing campaigns like “TRUST THE SCIENCE”…

The point of the story is that for a panty, the thong is a shitty design for doing what a panty is meant to do, but a great design for seeing the assholes the panty is meant to color, and thus a gateway to seeing assholes by girls who otherwise would be too shy to be showing asshole, since they aren’t that kind of girl….you know, the kind who gets naked on the internet kind of girl…but as long as the panty is on….it’s good.

I guess the thong is good for panty-lines or to avoidance of pantylines….when a bitch could just not wear underwear at all in those instances of needing no pantylines….it’s the more frugal and fun way to do it but maybe they don’t want their pussie sliming the pants they don’t want pantylines in so that they can LIVE to see another day.

So much complexity to the ASSHOLE behind thong….and it’s time to be asking these hard hitting questions to get to the TRUTH in this over censored, manipulated, fake news era of “WHAT DO I BELIEVE”…..

Or you can just look at the assholes behind thongs like a half retard…that works too.

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2022

15

Dec

Iskra Lawrence is Scared of Fruit of the Day

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Unless the fruit is battered, covered in cheese, part of some sort of baked good, she wants nothing to do with it….at least that’s what I am getting from this fat girl in underwear or is that a bikini, at a certain size, it doesn’t really matter, it just remains a little confusing as to why it is a two piece….

The truth is that eating fruit could make a motherfucker fat, there’s sugar and carbs in it, but I guess all the fibre and nutrients makes it an enemy for the fat chick….or the chick who has made a fortune as the fat chick…when I don’t think she was a fat chick at all.

I have this theory that Iskra Lawrence is a FAT chick, that’s undeniable, and she’s made money as a fat chick, but she wasn’t a fat chick from the start, she was trying to be a regular sized model, hated the pressure and saw a window to run with as a fat model, so she planned a viral video, made it happen and overnight she was the voice of fat girls who fat girls could look up to, relate to and think they are hot and worthy too….in other words, she’s a fucking villain…

So yeah….Here’s Iskra excited over food, mad or angry it’s not cake, still happy it’s not lettuce…

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2022

15

Dec

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Tis the Season for Titty Drops….fun for the whole fucking family this Holiday Season….

Titty Drops are the Christmas dance missing in every Holiday televised Christmas show, to low budget Hallmark movie, to those at the local Church on Choir Night, to the Christmas market downtown….or even Midnight mass since there was no birth of Christ which people seem to forget is the reason we celebrate Christmas without some mammaries…that’s my official way to integrate titty drops into mainstream Christmas content, not that e need excuses for tits, we just fucking love them just the way they are.

Titty drops can be passed around the Christmas table at Christmas Dinner, or even placed under the tree….they are versatile like that, all you need to do is find the motherfucking titty.

So today, we celebrate the titty drop, it’s Thursday, part of what we do.

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