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2023

25

Jan

Stella Hudgens Brings the On/Off of the Day

I’ve written about on/offs more than any mother fucker around…and that’s a fucking fact.

Unfortunately for me, you don’t win any pulitzer prizes or get book deals or even have people ready what you have to say about On/offs since they can just look at the damn pictures, the pictures are what they are there for, they don’t need a commentary about the social relevance, popularity, or overall importance of an on off fetish..

But let me tell you something, the On/Off is a cultural phenom that fucking matters bro….it takes the guesswork and lies out of clothing and shows us what goes on when the clothes come off and that’s more important than you’ll ever know…and if you’ve hooked up with padded bra, padded ass, strapped in girdle wearers from the old folks home, pussy all tucked into the egg-hole to hide the meaty labia….you get what I mean.

A professional, celeb sister who is media trained doing an on/off….brilliant.

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2023

25

Jan

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I was talking to a grocery store bagger, you know the homie who puts your shit in the bag, which as far as I know is a dying artform as the grocery stores have pulled the ultimate scam in making you do the checking out for them….while not paying you or even giving you a discount as they save on labor costs….bastards.

I remember when I was a stock boy in a pharmacy, which was a humiliating experience, but it was back when they used the old cash registers and nothing was computerized or scanned, I am old…but yeah, they wouldn’t let me touch the cash, I was forced to arrange the products on the shelf with a retard they brought in from a work program and that was it….yet here I am, all these years later being offered the job for free. CRAZY.

But yeah, I was talking to the grocery store bagger, who laughed at some masked customer with me, I said something like “they’ve probably got covid” and he said “they are just insane, but they’ll all die from their shots, the truth is coming out”….which I thought was intense smalltalk for the grocery store bagger…but I guess knowing the AI is going to replace him, he’s got nothing to lose….LAST BAGGER IN TOWN…

As he put my wife’s diaper rash cream in the bag, he made a comment about CBD or WEED or some shit and said “they legalized weed thinking it’d make us complacent and fat, but I smoke weed all day everyday and all I see is the truth”….

Which got me thinking, did they legalize weed thinking they’d turn everyone into couch zombies ordering food, not realizing that it was going to wake everyone up and turn them into based SCHIZO bros…..and the point is, who fucking cares…we’re doomed…so we might as well just get high regardless…..

Here are some girls getting high…

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2023

25

Jan

Intense Waist to Ass Ratio and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Panty Flashin’

The girls of Youtube Shorts are basically TikThots by for Google Owned business and they’re wild….because girls are attention seeking whores who love being watched and rewarded for doing dumb slutty things….

Dumb Dancing

Tight Pant Dancing

White Dress Dancing

Underwater Slut

Booty in the Kitchen

Stretch!

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2023

24

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are all mad about this meme or photoshoot going around that reads “People Get Their Periods” and the people who get their periods are a bunch of chicks with zipper tits who identify as dudes with uteruses.

I’m over here all excited that all these chicks got their titties out like it’s Page 3….

Sure the tits are amputated/removed, sure the girls are on testosterone and have beards and some have bellies, sure their hair cuts are short, lesbianic, or hipster dude….sure their white underwear have blood stains on them, like they’ve just mauled their vaginas they hate so much, sure some look like twinky gay dudes….we call them period bros.

BUT MOTHERFUCKERS…TITTIES!

Beggars can’t be choosers, and if it’s tits we want in marketing, and this is the loophole to get tits, so be it.

I am sure that’s not the point of this ad, but guess what….TITTIES.

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Em Rata Strips Down for Versace
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Debbie St Pierre Posted a Close Up Sheer Panty Pic
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Paige Spiranac Shows Off Golf Swing
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Eugenie Bouchard Bikinis in Miami
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Eiza Gonzalez Does a Selfie
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7 Cat Fails
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Anya Taylor Joy at Fashion Week
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The Ladies of White Lotus Did Skims!
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Noah Cyrus in a Sheer Dress
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Damar Hamlin’s Been Cloned Conspiracy
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Cow Asks Human for Help
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Pete Davidson Removes his Kim K Tattoos
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A Girl, a Cat and a Fox Get a Massage
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Grip Test Between Strong Man and Mountain Climber
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Ireland Baldwin’s Racy Baby Bump Reveal
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Hockey Player Pulls His Own Tooth Out During Game
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Flying with Birds in a Microlight Airplane
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Male Model Dies at 27
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Car Jacker Gets Faught Off with a Gumbo
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Driver Escaping Cops Gets Stopped by Trucker
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Paul Heyman Trolls Philly
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Crane Fails
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3d Printing with a Twist
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Para Glider Barely Escapes Death
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Larsa Pippen Confirms She’s Dating MJ’s Son
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Interrupting EMU
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Iskra Lawrence – No Panties in Dubai
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Shailene Woodley Says Dating Aaron Rodgers was her Darkest Times
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10 Offroad Busses
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Sarah Michelle Gellar in a Slutty Top
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Tallia Storm’s Big Cleavage
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Hilary Duff’s Bag Strap Cleavage
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Eugenie Bouchard Bikinis in Miami
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Deva Cassel Sheer Top
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Irina Shayk in a Fashion Shoot
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Jasmine Tookes Pregnancy Photo is Creepy but the Tight is Dress
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Rachel Zegler in a Bra Top
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Sabrina Carpenter Dressed like a 90s Bimbo
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Maisie Williams in a Dress
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Anya Taylor Joy Cleavage
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Becky G Performing in a Sports Bra
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Dove Cameron in a Pink Disney Gown
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Addison Rae’s Fitness Outfit
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Rita Ora in a Photoshoot
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In Case You Missed it – Sheer Top on a Chick Named Taylor Russel
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From stepSMUT!!

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Fuck the Wall
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TITTY TUESDAY
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Crazy Booty and Titty in a Skimpy Swimsuit Being Hot
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Amateur Nude Model of the Day
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Dildo in the Hole
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This is Art
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Panties to the Side – Dildo Show
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Nude Titty Model Nude
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Dude Plays with her Pussy
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Rocking the Dildo
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24 People Having a Shit Day
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Blonde Amateur Does Fuck
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Interesting Ass Artwork
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Slow Motion Booty Bounce
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Destroying her Pussy
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Ass Shaking on Dildo
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Some RANDOM shit
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Adriana Chechik Nude Shoot
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Bunny Dildo Girl
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Big Gross Ass Drops the Red Shorts
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Michelle Manhart’s in the Gym
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Slow Dildo Rocking
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Sylvie has her Pussy Out
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Creepy Giant Dildo
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Dildo Tester
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Panties on the Dildo Ride
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Big Titty Amateur Gets to Work
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Weird Outfit
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Amateur Sex Tape
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Giant Weird Toy Fuck
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Tinder Pussy
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2023

24

Jan

Noah Cyrus Tries To Get Noticed of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is at fashion week, or at least what I assume is fashion week, the last thing I do is pay attention to when fashion weeks are because I’m basically homeless and think this shit is all a cash grab scam targeted at idiots with too much money, or too much to try to prove….DON’T FALL FOR IT…

But when you’re the kind of person with access to these events, coupled with being a person who wants to get noticed for being their own person instead of a sidenote on their sister’s wikipedia page, it’s a good opportunity to get noticed in ridiculous fashionable outfits.

It’s almost like trolling, but with tits out, because people notice tits, so Noah Cyrus has realized this basic human intinct and is owning the troll….with her tits.

Yesterday she posted a A SHEER DRESS – TIT VISIBLE today….tit basically out….

Fashion…what a joke, but idiots fall for it…It’s just unfortunate that her tits are shit and I know what you’re thinking, all tits are tits, they don’t need to be created equally to warrant being stared at, which is precisely why I am doing this dumpy unimpressive titty post, but that doesn’t mean I don’t expect better or more out of a tit when it’s born and raised in wealth, celebrity and luxury, even if it’s more of the “eat with the servants”, keep her in the basement or back garden shed, in the shadows and out of the way from their star, you’d want better tits.

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2023

24

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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In this era of inclusivity, where fat girls are presenting themselves as legitimate babes who people have sex with, where men are women, where women are men, where it’s all so fucking confusing, you have to wonder if the tiny tit women are finally showing tiny tit pride, or if they are just showing their tiny tits to get subscribers so they can violate their tiny tits and turn them into inflatable toys using breast implant technology.

I like to believe that if fat vile bitches can accept their fat vileness, TINY tit bitches with their tiny tits on fit, tight, smaller bodies, can embrace those tiny tits, but then pop culture just keeps on celebrating big tits, making tiny tit girls feel inadequate knowing that big tits get more hits and either they get fat or get surgery making a never ending cycle of tiny tit slaughter…

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2023

24

Jan

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants are preemptive, not that I know what preemptive means, but maybe it’s like foreplay, or pre ejaculation, the prequel or the preview to the PUSSY WEDGIES wednesdays you’ll all get to hang out with in about 24 hours from today, because you need a tight pant to bring a pussy wedgie, they’re basically the same fucking post, only wednesday is zoomed in on what I like about the tight pants, THE PUSSY, and today is more a general catch all that let you see a bitch basically held together by clothing, giving the illusion that that is what she looks like naked….so for the non-Pussy obesessed, possibly queer fucks into ass and legs, the tight pants gives you a little more of a broader scope on the ultimate goal of the tight pants, which is seeing full cunt.

This is a round-up of tight pants….

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2023

24

Jan

Titty Grabbing Stefania Ferrario of the Day

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Stefania Ferrario Rocher from the Ferrario Rocher family….proven by her size, she’s into their product offering.

I have a feeling she is probably some woke, activist, annoying personality, because every time I see her shit, they bill her as a plus sized model, while she’s definitely a big girl, but a European big girl, not an an American big girl dropping dead in the bakery aisle at Walmart stocking up on pre-made cakes and Ice Tea….so to someone who is more accustomed to vile sized fat bitches with BMI’s off the chart, I feel she’s milking it harder than the cow that she is, pretending she’s a cow far bigger.

That said, I can take any annoyance of someone trying to intellectualize their whole existence as a nude person on the internet, so it feels less whorish, while I look at their tits, or grabbing their big meaty tits, because it’s still whorish.

The point of the story, big girl big tits…..Marilyn Monroe inspired hair in some 1800s looking corset for concept or not is still big tits and THAT IS THE MOTHERFUCKING POINT bro.

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2023

24

Jan

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I was just talking to a pervert friend of mine who is rich and does the whole snowbird thing if Florida Ocean inspires him.

You know, like some kind of self help, online therapist, mantra kind of thing that gives him inspiration and calm, like he’s one of those faggy influencers who talks about mindfulness and putting his intentions out to the universe….

Because being buried in snow makes me think that being in the heat, looking at an ocean would be one of those “this is fuckin’ living” things….

My pervert friend said “I don’t give a shit about the ocean, I swim in the pool, the only good thing about the ocean is all the half naked pussy walking around so that I can jerk off to them when I get back home”

To which I said “why wait til you get back home”….seems pretty inefficient and like you’d need to have a good memory, when you can do it right fucking there.

All this to say, beaches aren’t for everyone, but jerking off to beachwear is.

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2023

24

Jan

Bella Thorne Tits of the Day

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I guess Bella Thorne is a huge and important star who represents the culture man, or at least the new generation, even though I’d hate for a bunch of Disney Kids to be representative of my generation, but I’m old school where the pop tarts that went viral were tormented rock stars and hooker fucking, drug doing celebrities trying to avoid trouble, the whole idea of a candy coated Disney Kid being an icon or voice of a generation was laughable….

Even the early 2000s popstars like Britney and Timberlake were seen as cheesy, lame, embarrassing and anything they did was seen as NOT cool, trying to be cool and lame.

But the internet has made everyone a fucking dick sucking clout chasing loser, so if someone is famous for actually being a Disney Kid it’s seen as cool….and if someone ends up doing an OnlyFans to sell shitty nudes, it’s seen as edgy and relevant and what people do, instead of as the last resort to make money off fledging fame that it would decades ago….BOOMER shit.

Anyway, she’s in a Fashion Mag, she’s at Sundance, it’s like she’s not a rogue sex worker riding her fame at all, almost like she was told to do this so the instagram kids would buy into her lies, since she’s a puppet, and thus get her handlers a good return on their investment.

Go edgy, make the generation think you’re cool, sell them product, fill movie seats, as the industry struggles to make people care.

I found it hotter when nudes were sold out of desperation and sadness…not out of marketing to a generation of porn addicted weirdos…

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