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2013

25

Apr

Gwyneth Patrow’s People’s Most Beautiful People Spread of the Day

We all know that Gwyneth Paltrow is not the most beautiful person in the world. I mean there are just so many flaws with her spoiled brat look and personality that it’s obviously a lie. Unlike the rest of America, we don’t believe the lie and we know that People magazine is hardly an objective, credible source in a position to determine who is the most beautiful anything. What People are is a tabloid for fat, dumb, brainless people, who just don’t know better. They read it, they believe it, and they go back to cashing welfare checks, getting beat by their husbands, or working their shit job for 20k a year. We are not all created equally.

What I can tell you is that the way the entertainment industry works, is simple. It is corporately run and the corporations decide what is best for the magazines to print. Whether it was last year’s J.Lo when she got cast to be on American Idol while she just released an album, or now Gwyneth, who is pushing Iron Man 3.

You see she Gwyneth is represented by a major publicist, Iron Man is represented by a major Publicist, both are virtually powerhouses to a magazine like People.

People get their scoops and their exclusives from these publicists, and all that publicist has to say is “we’ll pay you to feature Gwyneth thanks to Iron Man 3 budget, or you can stick to your editorial integrity, which you don’t have and we will never give you another story again”…to which their boss, who is probably owned by the same companies that make the movies, says, “let’s go with Gwyneth”..

It’s all a lie, take it in, here are her pics pretending to be the Most Beautiful, while none of them are spread vaginas, making me unable to decide if inf act she is.

TO SEE HER IN A SEE THROUGH DRESS AT THE IRON MAN PREMIERE
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2013

25

Apr

Jojo Does the Splits of the Day

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Jojo was once jailbait who dressed like a boy that for some reason all the perverts loved, and that reason was that she wasn’t quite 18 and that was enough to blind them from all her flaws, like not being hot. She was one of those jailbait girls who at 18 fell off. No one cared about her, no one paid attention to her, and she ran off with her black boyfriend to play house.

But the last year or so, she’s been making efforts. She started working out, getting fit, posting bikini pics to the internet, you know the groundwork for another attempt at this popstar shit, a bunch of years later….groundwork that involves her posting pics of herself doing the splits. Fun.

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2013

25

Apr

Holly Peers is the Glamour Model of the Day

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I am getting bored of Glamour models. I guess there is only so much they can do with some busty as fuck, average at best, if it wasn’t for her tits, no one would give a fuck about her and even with her tits, her own dad doesn’t give a fuck about her, Glamour Model photoshoot.

It’s like put these bitches in lingerie, pose them next to a wagon wheel, have them hold there tits, cup their tits, try to make hot faces with your tits, repetitive, low grade, low quality, gutter bullshit….but as long as their are tits, I’ll celebrate the shit, as shitty as the pics may be, because any girl, who feels pretty enough to get on camera topless, who otherwise would be working as a waitress, should be celebrated, because she’s got what’s important all figured out.

Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW

2013

25

Apr

Jessie J Has No Pants On of the Day

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Jessie J is some UK one hit wonder who I guess is working on being a 2 hit wonder, you know the kind of performer with longevity and staying power, who doesn’t need to be pantsless on stage forever, but who at the age of 60 will be honored for her contribution in the music world, you know tribute albums will be made to her, with stars singing her songs, because that’s just the kind of artist, filled with integrity this Jessie J is. She’s not just on a cash grab while the people are listening hustle, the pantslessness is just part of who she is, and that’s why she dresses like this at rehearsal and on stage, because her and her performances are raw and honest….Jessie J is the star of her generation…and by star, I mean some low level slut people are brainwashed into listening to, who only gets noticed cuz she isn’t wearing pants.

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2013

25

Apr

Today’s Top 2 No Names in Bikini Round Up Of the Day

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Everyday in the celebrity babe blogging world. a handful of girls I have never heard of pop up in the forums , shot by paparazzi, but not in the way you’d want them to be shot, being at the level of fame they are at. You know, in bikinis, on the beach, and people for some reason are so desperate for bikini content for their sites, they post them, like these people fucking matter, when they’d be better off posting pics of any random everyday bitch in a bikini, because let’s face it, everyday bitches are probably as hot if not hotter, but more importantly, just about as famous as these girls, only these girls set up a wikipedia page, befriend the paparazzi, who knows, but the strategy, as low level as it is….works….and here are todays top 2 no names in bikinis…..

1- Michelle Heaton

2- Lucy Mecklenburgh

Posted in:Bikinis

2013

25

Apr

Kelly Brook’s in a Big Cleavage Photoshoot of the Day

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Kelly Brook, who didn’t the same path as other Glamour Models, you know instead she always kept her nude modeling as classy, instead of becoming a regular low level employee for some magazine that’s almost a joke that it exists. She used essentially the exact same strategy as those UK Glamour models, but threw in a little celebrity relationships, some acting, and even launching her own product line, all while looking pretty good doing it. She’s pretty much peaked the last couple of years, explaining why at practically 40, she hasn’t settled down and had kids yet, because she’s got another go in her, and whether this big titty photoshoot is recent or not, it doesn’t matter, because it shows off all it took for her to become this millionaire low level celebrity everyone knows….them ridiculous tits.

I’m a fan.

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2013

25

Apr

SueLyn Medeiros the Clown Brings me Joy in Her Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who this SueLyn Medeiros, and I am pretty sure no one knows who this SueLyn Medeiros chick is, I just saw these self shot pics of her, and she’s up on some clown hustle, that involves showing off stupid fake tits, fake faces, big booty, and shit is comical as hell.

I have a feeling taht there was a point in her life when she actually looked good, but then she decided to mangle herself, like so many of these bitches do, and now she looks like this.

From Brazilian Beauty to tranny with stupid lips making a fool of herself like a stripper with a dream, is the story of her life….and that needs to be celebrated..

This is what I pulled from her site…

May 14, 1986 in New York City an ambitious sweet exotic beauty called Suelyn Medeiros daughter of Brazilian parents was born.

Living most of her life in and out of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, she returned to the U.S to follow her big dream of becoming a doctor. Despite all the advice from friends and strangers that she should not put to waist her spontaneous personality and unique beauty and should become a Model. Suelyn not seeing modeling as a potential career continued to go after her dreams. Suelyn was invited by a friend to participate in a fashion show at fashion week in NYC and there she was scouted by an agency. She began to do photo shoots and book countless jobs.
“modelling soon became a career option”

Soon modeling was no longer seen as a hobby it became a career option. Suelyn was intrigued by the charming magical world of fashion.

No longer ignoring her possible star quality with her drive, and strive to succeed in something that became a new challenge Suelyn worked hard and in a little less than two years she has been on covers, various magazine spreads, swimwear catalogs, lingerie catalogs, clothing and beauty ad campaigns with the most recent L’Oreal Ad.

Her interest in acting has landed her in Music videos, Commercials, TV Shows and two movies on the works. This is just her beginning and there is no stopping her.
Suelyn’s Measurements and Stats

Birthday: May 14, 1986 / Age: 21

She wants this fame shit so bad, and that makes me her number 1 fan.

Posted in:SueLyn Medeiros

2013

25

Apr

Nina Agdal Dancing for Esquire of the Day

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So Esquire was smart enough to use Nina Agdal and her handicapped looking head that they just used for a photoshoot, for a video.

A video, that I assume is paid for by the record label, in some advertorial that you don’t care is an asvertorial, because a bikini model is dancing and smiling and flipping her hair rocking a small little package and nice toned stomach… singing along to songs sung by people she’s probably had sex with, you know cuz rockers like models and vice versa.

The video isn’t all that genius, but proves yet again, put a hot pussy in front of the camera and idiots everywhere will watch. Myself included.

TO SEE THE PICS FROM HER ESQUIRE SPREAD
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2013

25

Apr

Beyonce in her Bikini in Video for H&M of the Day

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Last week, I posted pictures of Beyonce in a bikini for H&M because I was offended that anyone would allow Beyonce in a bikini, even though I know Beyonce runs the fucking show and if she wants to be in a bikini, despite what her team of handlers tell her, she’ll be in a bikini, it’s all part of being old and fat and bitter at the new generation who make your husband more money than you do.

You know a mom, who prior to being a mom had tree trunk legs I didn’t want to see in a bikini, being a spokesperson for a bikini line at H&M, was probably not something they did because she’s so hot bodied, but more a “it’s fucking Beyonce, imagine the press, we can do pictures and we can even do videos too, everyone will watch….”

Well here’s part two of their fucking program.

To See her H&M Bikini Pics – Cuz You’re Some Pervert Freak –
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2013

25

Apr

Selena Gomez Sings Horribly of the Day

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Little Chipmunk Selena Gomez and her average at best, 14 year old looking thanks to Disney Hormone therapy in the craft services lunch spread, is trying to be a big rockstar now and she’s released an album and world tour, like she was the guy she sexually offended, partially because he’s a woman and hates being touched by women, but also because he was underage.

Apparently, she’s still up on the Justin Bieber fever, and flew out to Norway to have sex with him, but I’m sure that’s more of a marketing strategy to get this music career off the fucking ground.

I didn’t listen to her song, but like her outfit, especiallyher Indian Dot not feather, very organic hippie, nice and obnoxious, even offensive, but it breaks up her wide forehead nicely, you know into two parts, making her a little easier to stomach, as long as she’s on mute.

So if you’re into overrated pop tarts working the system for attention and her career..enjoy.

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