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2013

09

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

You know I got really close to fucking this really hot bitch in uniform in the private jet today….or as close as I am ever going to get….provided you consider at fat white trash janitor a really hot bitch and if you consider the back alley behind the diner bus station she was mopping a private jet….and more importantly if you think thinking about fucking is close to fucking…

In conclusion, fantasy is better than real life. Real life is just depressing.

Here are some amazing stepLINKS for you to rub all over your naked body…

The Mischa Barton Monster
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Guess Who is Fucking Charlize Theron
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Brooklyn Decker Hot in Women’s Health
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Man Helps a Theif
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Cameron Diaz Hot Old Ass in Leggings
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Thandie Newton Showing Nipple in Rogue
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday!
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Crystal Graziano Does Cosplay
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Her Name is Caitlin Wynters and She’s Modeling in Underwear
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This is the Single Worst Shoot of Kelly Brook Ever – I Guess Easy Living Didn’t Get the Memo that Kelly Brook is Easy
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Who’d You Rather Fuck?
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How Animals Eat Their Food Video
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Jenna Dewan Pregnant Bikini Pics for Glamour – Celebrating Getting Knocked Up By Someone More Famous than Her
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Taylor Swift Boring in Wonderland Magazine
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A Bunch of Pics of Girls With ARched Backs
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A Clever Raccoon
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Scarlett Johansson is So Fucking Boring for Marie Calire
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You May Want to Fuck Paula PAtton
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Instagramming People’s Food Prank
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The Eva Longoria Nipple Slip
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Arm Wrestling Sore Loser
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Twin Sisters Separated at Birth Find Each Other
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Game of Thrones Cello Cover
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Amanda Bynes Smoking Weed While Walkin
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Selena Gomez Lookin’ Shitty in a Bikini
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Sore Loser Arm Wrestler!
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Her Name is Wendy Westgate and She’s Got Great Tits
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Huge Asian Boobs
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Hydroplane Faceplant
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A Whole Lot of Rita Ora in a Bikini
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Olivia Wilde Cockburn Walking
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The 23 Hottest Kristen Stewart Pics
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Titties From a Girls’ POV
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Eva Longoria And Her Pointy Bikini Nipple Slip
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Kate Moss Hard Nipples Shopping
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Jessica Simpson’s Mom Wanted to Murder Suicide
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A Bunch of Girls with Ridiculous Eyes
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Hot Kristen Stewart Pic of the Day
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Cat Loves the Subwoofer
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Busty Chick Filmed on teh Beach
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Awesome Upskirt Compilation
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Video of a Girl Making Herself Cum
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Gallery of Beef Curtains
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Pregnant Chick Gives a Cam Show
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A Girl’s Homemade Video – With Double Penetration
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Save Your Sex Life and Stop Hair loss in it’s Tracks.
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2013

09

Apr

Thandie Newton’s Tits for Rogue of the Day

So Thandie Newton, relatively uninteresting Bond girl from many years ago, is on some DirecTV original series called Rogue, that I can only assume is about a Nissan.

The good news is that in TV being competitive with the internet, they’ve figure out that nudity is what the undersexed public want to see, meaning every fucking show put out on cable has some nudity.

It won’t be long until movies will be REAL Sex, and real sex, I guess would make it porn. It is the future.

Who cares. You don’t need to see the show, cuz here’s the clip. So dramatic…..someone get her an Emmy….that Thandie Newton, Softcore Porn slut. I’m glad her career has come to this. I’m just glad this is considered career advancement. There was a time the nude roles were frowned upon, which brings us to today’s lesson:

Perverts always win.

Posted in:NSFW|Thandie Newton

2013

09

Apr

Sara Sampaio Hot for Be of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some newer Victoria’s Secret model, who hasn’t been trapped by the evil empire yet, so she is allowed to take her hot ass elsewhere to show off, like this magazine called BE out of france, who could have thrown in a few more nipples, but who still got her hot model body lookin’ hot, which is more than I can say for the nude pics I’ve been taking of my wife. Them shits are painful to look at, I can’t wait for her to die so that I can post them here as a tribute to her obese pig existence.

Sure that’s got nothing to do with Sara Sampaio, but these pictures do.

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2013

09

Apr

Nina Agdal for Esquire Mexico of the DAy

Nina Agdal for Esquire Mexico is probably looking her best, far better than anything she’s done for SI, mainly because she doesn’t look very DOWNS SYNDROME-Y, a condition that some of you may find erotic, those extra chromosomes are exciting, especially when no one takes them seriously when they tell on you for touching their naughty places cuz ultimately, they are still retards and no one takes a retard seriously….I actually know a guy who has knocked up 3 adult retards and never went to jail cuz they couldn’t disprove that they wanted it and their chronic masturbating worked against them, no judge will believe a chronic masturbator refused real dick, it’s just unconstitutional….

Regardless of all that noise, here are her big bikini model tits and tight body posing, whether she’s got Down’s or not. I’m into it.

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

09

Apr

Teen Mom Farrah Staged Bikini Pics to Promote Her Porn Career of the Day

Speaking of sluts, here’s Teen Mom Farrah posing in some staged bikini pics that were strategic with the paparazzi, thanks to her PR Team’s genius strategy to get people to talk about her, by throwing her in porn. I guess she was already teen mom trash with a taste for fame, she already had a the really shitty implants, she had a hard body that I’d like to see fuck, because pornstars across the board are pretty low level on the hotness scale, so she’d fit right in taking loads on her face, a nice change of pace for her, something that if she knew back then, she’d probably reconsider that fateful night that I guess has also been a lottery ticket, cuz without the baby, she’d be sucking dick in some bar somewhere, while with the kid, she is doing it in LA with pornstars and getting paid….being on TV doesn’t really change people…

Either way, tight bodies, especially post pregnancies are a thing I like, so I’ll keep a lookout for her porno career.

Posted in:Teen Mom Farrah

2013

09

Apr

Emily Osment’s Artistic Bikini Pic of the Day

Emily Osment, who we all know from her role in The Sixth Sense, when she used to be a pre-pubescent boy, before being ruined by puberty and forced to use his child star, Oscar nominee money, on getting the chop. A chop that allowed him to become this girl who is always in her bikini, because he knows what the people want, and he knows if he’s spent all this time and money on the sex change he might as well show off his assets, because ultimately, he was a boy once, and he knows that boys like sluts.

Not that posting a bikini pic makes you a slut, having a vagina does.

Posted in:Emily Osment

2013

09

Apr

Ashely Tisdale Does Maxim of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has finally done Maxim and not with her face in a paper bag as you’d expect. She’s fucking rockin’ out in a bikini, almost topless, saying Fuck you Springbreakers, my shitty movie that’s coming out is better than your shitty movie coming out, and I don’t look fat in a bikini, and despite my face being a little mangled, I don’t look like a chipmunk, and despite Maxim sucking and practically dying, landing all the d-listers, I’m still gonna bring it…..and as much as I make fun of her face, I think she’s lookin pretty ok….keep up the good half naked, second rate, work..

[pics removed by maxim]

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2013

09

Apr

LOLZ of the Day

What does Britney Spears think of the Passing of Annette Funicello…She thinks it’s great!!

LOLZ!! Thanks for all the meds dad. Thanks for raping my soul society. I’m into it.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2013

09

Apr

Katie Cassidy for Some Canadian Magazine of the Day

Katie Cassidy is David Cassidy’s daughter, who at 26, looks like she’s in her 30s, because growing up in the Partridge Family, just fucking rapes your fucking soul, especially when all your friends have parents who are actually respectable actors in Hollywood. It’s the shit playground bullying is made of “You’re dad was in the Partridge Family, loser, my dad is Jack Nicholson”….kinda bullying that only happens in Hollywood.

I like that she’s getting naked despite not needing to get naked, because I’m sure she’s got a decent inheritance, and she’s even done a whole lot of work on her own, but I guess every girl needs to feel pretty sometimes, it’s the basis of daddy issues -cuz daddy was too busy failing to giver her attention – so we can give her male attention she craves….with a body like that, why the fuck not.

Here’s the video…


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Posted in:Katie Cassidy

2013

09

Apr

Kait Young Hot for L’Officiel Singapore of the Day

Kait Young is a model I’ve never heard of, but I’m really into this shoot, partially because it reminds me of hot girls getting all dressed up in pantyhoes, looking all ready to get down with some fetish play, you know, long legs, hot ass, erotica, but I’m really sold on the standing over a mirror picture, because I know that every girl, at least once in her life has masturbated in this position, to scope out their goods, and being reminded of that, excites me, but probably not as much as girls get excited when staring at their pussies in a mirror. You bunch of dirt bags.

Posted in:Kait Young