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2013

23

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Not all stepGIRLS are created equally, like this picture of paparazzi created bikini clad, Italian model Claudia Romani, who you may remember from such posts as – Claudia Romani in a bikini, multiple times the last few months, even though prior to those bikinis, no one knew who she was, and even after those posts no one knows who she is, which is probably why she submitted a stepGIRL pic, without realizing, you need to write stepGIRL in the pic, not photoshop it in, but she gets a C for effort, which is better than I’ve ever got…..

My windows got shot up last night by a BB gun, I guess I’m doing something right, you know cuz it wasn’t a shotgun blast.

Not that you care…

Here are some morning links – GOOOD MORNING SUNSHINE….

Britney in Shorts!
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The Beautiful Angelyne Falls Hard and Blames Papaprazzi
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Some Girls Showing Off Some Gap
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Hey Julianne Moore – Does the Carpet Match the Drapes (It Does)
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The Good Biker
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A Few Expectations VS Reality to Start the Day
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Model Toni Garrn Topess for Madame Figaro
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The Butt Scoot Workout Program is Perfectly Insane
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Extreme Hammocking
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Some People Laughing Without Smiling
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Pink Cancels COncert due to AIDS
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Jimmy Kimmel Takes on Coachella with Lie Witness
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Christina Hendricks Dressed Like an Orphan
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Dog Crying On Owners Grave – Weird.
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Futurama Canceled Again – I Didn’t Even Know it Was Still On – I Love Peggy Bundy’s Tits
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Call Saves a Suicidal Man in Colombia – Nuts
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Nude Scuba Diving and I Love It
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Here’s Thor The Dark World Tralier for you Virgin Losers Who Get Excited About Garbage Blockbuster Hollywood Shit Cuz It’s About Comic Books.

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

22

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes, you just gotta go for what you want, no matter how disgusting it is, no matter who’s looking, judging, pointing and laughing, and gagging or throwing up from the smell.

That’s why I am going to go out right now and drink my fucking face off, you can reach out to me on If you want to send NOODZ

Here are some stepLINKS…

Courtney Love at Coachella in a Sheer Dress is Good
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Gwyneth Paltrow Grabbed Some Dude’s Balls on TV
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Julianne Moore Modeling her Insane Red Hair
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Bikini Snowboarding in Siberia
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Homeless Guy Sings for Radiohead
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Bethenny Frankel in her Bikini
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Cute Girls Showing Off Their Bras
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Her Name is Hilary Fisher and She’s a Babe in Orange Panties….
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You Know the Beer Pong Marathon is Over When This Happens
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Scarjo as Black Widow on Captain America Set
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Here’s 6 Pages of Two Weeks of Coachella
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Sure, I’d Fuck Her In The Mouth
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27 Hottest Pics of Amber Heard
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Animals Behaving Like Humans
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Vanessa Broze Hot and Naked in Some Movie
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Some Crazy Bitch Keeps Licking the Floor
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Hilary Duff May Have Cleavage But She’s Built Like a School Bus and I Don’t Find School Buses Hot – Despite Popular Belief.
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Some Chick Kiss “Thrift Shop”
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Nina Dobrev Panty Flash
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Holly Hagan’s Got Some Really Big Fucking Tits
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Creeper Pic of Flea Playing Basketball
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Naked Kelly Brook Round-Up
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Amanda Bynes is the Future
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The Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip
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Some Slut Getting Ready for Spring Break
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Jennifer Lawrence Awkward in a Tight Dress
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Shaving Her Legs Before Coachella – In Her Car – Weird
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Ridiculously Talented Girl With Her Jump Rope
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Who’s Ass Would You Rather Fuck?
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Dakota Fanning in Duck Face
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Bar Paly Looks Amazing in Maxim
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Bieber and Gomez Holding Hands
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The Blacksmith Championships
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Brittany Daniel in a Bikini
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Gracie Carvalho for Victoria’s Secret Catalog Bullshit
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Kendra Wilkinson Almost Died and No One Cared
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Peeping Tom Video of the Day
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Big Titty Girl of the Day
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Samantha Barks See Thru to Bra
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Teen Mom Brought Her Baby to Sex tape Negotiations
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RIP Motherfucker – The Divinyls’ Chrissy Amphlett Edition – Fuck Cancer and MS for taking a girl who wrote a song about touching herself.
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Girl Celebs on Talk Shows This Week
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2 Real Babes Posing in this Lesbian Photoshoot – Naked
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I like Jessi Impirazi’s Tits
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Monster Chick Squats 300 Lbs
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Kate Beckinsale’s Legs!
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I guess there’s a weight limit on these tanning beds…Makes Sense to Me…Fatty.
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Big Butts Rule the Big Butt Fail Edit
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70 Pics of Girls With Huge Tits
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The First Pic of Halle Berry As Storm
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Jordin Sparks in Running – and Not to the Desert Cart
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Cat in a Bath
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Drunk Girls Eating Pussies on a Train
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Epic White Trash Fuck
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Awesome Webcam Blowjob
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Two Girls With Awesome Booty Getting Some Fucked
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Really Cute and Normal Outdoor Insertion
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Roomate Gets Filmed Fucking
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Huge Tit Fuck
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Old Dude Fucks!
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Hot Lesbians with a Glass Toy
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

22

Apr

The Tamara Ecclestone Playboy Pics if You Care of the Day

Playboy are insane, not because of their horrible choice in girls to feature in their magazines, I mean even their Playmates are on some gutter level, unlike the prestige and hotness they once had. I mean there was a time when celebs would line up to be in this shit, but those days are long gone….now, like all print magazines, they bottom feed.

Playboy are insane, because of their legal team, who I am sure will email me in an hour to takes these down.

Who knows, maybe they’ll even sue.

Which is funny, considering these Tamara Ecclestone, billionaire heiress naked is so not worth even noticing, the only semi-interesting thing about it is the psychology of a girl who has everything, getting naked on because the one thing she wants is attention and to be seen as a sex symbol, cuz you can’t buy that shit….

I’m just bummed you can only see a little lip, I like my pussy with spread asshole

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Posted in:NSFW|Tamara Ecclestone

2013

22

Apr

Miley Cyrus Still Dominates Twitter in Short Shorts with Ass Cheeks of the Day

Miley Cyrus is a lot of fun, in her sheltered, entitled cunt, spoiled brat, raised in Hollywood, totally disconnected from reality or what’s actually up, with a staff of Dozens who dress her, tell her what to say, how to act and all that other shit that robs these kids of their souls and makes them go off the fucking deep end, sometimes with vagina flashes that are blamed on Bi-Polar disorder, because everyone respects crazy antics when it’s a mental health issue, and not when it’s some rich kid losing her mind because of a lost childhood…and the good news is that I don’t have to listen to any of that, I just look at the pics…pics of a girl who is wearing the shorts of the season, the ass hanging out like it was the 70s, in what will probably inspire a lot of masturbation this summer, when everyone from the age of 14-30 rock the shit, like they did last year…I’m ready for it, expecting it, and already used to it….but that doesn’t mean I have had enough of it….and here’s MILEY flashing some ass cheek in shorts the way I like it.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

22

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio Can Suck Her Own Dick of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is so bendy she can suck her own dick, I mean provided she had a dick, and wasn’t a top lingerie model with a couple of kids, who like so many other women, just do yoga, which happens to be porn to me, and can touch their fucking toes with their faces, in ways that shit is erotic and exotic and unhuman, especially married to a woman who can’t even wipe her own ass….

All making me question my existence, my choices and why I’m not in a Yoga class right now, daily, with all the moms trying as hard as they can to stay sexy. Not because they have million dollar modeling contracts like this one, but because they can’t live with the idea of losing their sex appeal while their husbands are fucking the maid, nanny, secretary, young and eager new sales girl on the team, etc. or more importantly, with all the 20 somethings, who just want to look good in leggings and choose yoga as their outlet…

I’m too lazy, so I’ll just look at pics rather than actually living it….good enough for me..and my lifestyle choices.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2013

22

Apr

Nicole Scherzinger’s Bikini Pics for Social Media of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger posted her bikini to VINE and it looks like she’s far more womanly than she was in the Pussycat Doll era, back when she was fucking ripped, so ripped people assumed she was a dude in lingerie with a voice of an angel and better dance moves than the rest – in what could have been the because drag show to happen in mainstream entertainment….

A drag show that based on her new found hip to waist ratio, that probably was never a drag show at all, meaning all those times you masturbated to her, were far less gay than you probably thought they were, but she’s still got a pretty hard face….

Well, here she is being liberal with her womanly body at low resolution, so you don’t have to be distracted by her beard.

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger

2013

22

Apr

Sophie Turner Cares About Boston of the Day

Sophie Turner has taken an interesting and trashy approach to show her support for Boston, support she is only showing because it’s an opportunity to get people talking about her, you know because we all know girls who look like this are so fucked up, that they only care about themselves and the fact that they’ve failed at the whole getting famous shit and every day that goes by, makes the chances of that success few and far between. There’s not enough botox in the world to make her 30 year old face look like it was 20 again, if anything, it just makes her look like some coked out gutter pornstar trash who has taken too many loads to her face in hopes that this blowjob will lead to actual mainstream work.

I am almost offended that she’s jumping on any opportunity, but even more offended that she’s a fucking lawyer and that this is how she spends her downtime, producing low level, fully clothed porn, when clearly she should be taking double anal. What a waste of an attention whore, but she does have a great ass.

Keep up the philanthropic, show us you care, work, you amazing desperate girl.

Posted in:Sophie Turner

2013

22

Apr

Elyse Taylor for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Guess what? Victoria’s Secret photoshoots still fucking suck.

They took a perfectly good Australian model, who has proven to be totally willing to get NUDE FOR FASHION , I’m talking titties and Vagina out, and ruined her. They took someone’s full potential and cut the shit in half, in exchange for a corporate job that has a big marketing team behind them and that can make her a big model celebrity, because Victoria’s Secret, for whatever reason, is the model equivalent of landing that Government Job, with a great pension. It is what they all strive for, and only few get selected for, because people think being a Victoria’s Secret model is some top of the charts, you’re the hottest bitch around hustle, while I just see it as a waste of fucking photographer and model time, cuz these fucking pics are so fucking boring, uneventful. The same over the last 30 fucking years. Step it up even if it has proven to work. Even if the Christians don’t shit on you for being porno, I mean at the level Victoria’s Secret is at, they can afford to do some more hardcore pics and while we wait for that to never happen, here’s one of their new stars – Elyse Taylor. A babe wasting her talent for the corporate dream. Depressing.

Posted in:Elyse Taylor

2013

22

Apr

Ashley Benson for Nylon Magazine of the DAy

Ashley Benson was one of the chubby girls from Spring Breakers, who probably had no real business being in a bikini, other than that she was filling up their marketing requirements of being some Disney/child star willing to have a threesome with Vanessa Hudgens and James Franco, without actually showing her pussy….making her my favorite of the bunch, in what is probably the worst Threesome ever to be in a Movie, but then again I come from a hardcore porn background and expect more out of sex scenes…..

Well now she’s in Nylon, a magazine that was once a little more edgy and interesting, but that has turned into the new generations Seventeen, because I guess that’s where the ad dollars are, and if I cared, I’d be offended that people don’t stick true to their editorial voice all for a couple of bucks.

Cuz this shoot, would be better with a little more fashion porn in it. I mean bitch is a hipster, take advantage, show her bush. What the fuck Nylon!?

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2013

22

Apr

Ireland Baldwin in her Pajamas of the Day

Hey Perverts. Alec Baldwin’s teen daughter, who is 6 months away from being legal, which means she probably doesn’t drink, get high or fuck. You know all wholesome and that’s why she’s just playing on the trampoline in her pajamas like a 7 year old, because that’s where her maturity level is, yet all you people are following her, and noticing her 6 foot 2 frame and its modeling, and celebrating her like she’s the next Miley, Taylor Momsen, Lohan, and all the other jailbait right before it turned 18 and fell off…and I am posting these to show you just how creepy you are for creeping on someone so innocent…right….cuz all rich girls are innocent…they are never more fucked up than pornstars….

Here’s a little doggy style crawl…

Here’s a little ass grab….

You all make me sick…with your preversions…

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin