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2013

18

Mar

Jennifer Love Hewitt Half Naked for a Stndrd Magazine of the Day

This whole Jennifer Love Hewitt deciding to get in shape and find her sex appeal at 35 is really strange to me….I guess what happened was that her ego couldn’t handle being laughed at in her late 20s and early 30s when she constantly got dumped from her boyfriends/fiances as she progressively got fatter….and she had to prove us all wrong…and remind us what her life in the industry is all about…but it would have been such a better strategy, if she was playing the role of the hooker when she was 22, you know when we really would want to see her half naked…but instead she was in high demand and the most she’d give us was some cleavage, like some good little christian….

I guess the life lesson is….if you forget about busty babes, they’ll turn fat and come back harder than ever to prove that they haven’t lost whatever they once had….and I guess I can’t complain about that….but I am sure I can find a way…like focusing on her being chubby, not toned even after photoshop at her best angles, without showing off her cankles…and 100 fucking years old….but I’m still into her being a fragment of what was….

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2013

18

Mar

Blake Lively’s Awesome Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

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It took my 14 days to realize that Blake Lively posted this bikini picture of herself to social media…a bikini picture than in its own right…is pretty fantastic….but that since it belongs to Blake Lively…all married and shit….and out of work now that Gossip Girl is no more….she’s kinda taken the backseat…no one fucking cares…..because I fucking know when everyone, even an extra from a fucking McDonald’s commercial posts a bikini pic….that fact that this one fell through the cracks….just means she barely exists anymore….and I like to think that’s a good thing…cuz girls who barely exist always try to make a comeback…even after having a couple kids and a failed marriage…and based on this bikini pic….I am down to watch….

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2013

18

Mar

Jessica Gomes in Agent Provocateur for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Jessica Gomes is a 27 year old Australian bikini model who you may know from Sports Illustrated….where she models bikinis every year…showing off her awesome Australian body….and half Portugese Fisherman/half chinese titties….

Well, now she’s in lingerie for Harper’s Bazaar….fascinating. I know.

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2013

18

Mar

Kellie Pickler Ass on Dancing with the Stars of the Day

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Kellie Pickler, hick…who I am convinced just plays up the whole hick thing, cuz everyone has a hot farmer’s daughter fetish….it’s just the way we’ve been brought up….has gone from American Idol to the fake titties on Dancing with the Stars…and seeing her arrive on set…makes me really want to milk her like a cow out back…ideally with my dick…and/or mouth….because let’s face it…..the stupid hicks all inbred and shit…are just happy to take any cock that doesn’t belong to their grandfather….at least that’s what I’m banking on….while violating myself to her ass pics….

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2013

18

Mar

I am – Bummed Lohan isn’t Going to Jail of the Day

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I am still a fan of Lindsay Lohan. I think she’s got serious potential and good things will eventually come her way….because let’s face it…she’s Lindsay Lohan…and herpes or not…I’d love to smear that vagina all over my face…

I was really hoping her sentence would lead to her in jail. I figure she could use the time out of society, and since she’s already a lesbian…or was a lesbian…she’d be in heaven…like on set of a lesbian porn scene….

With all celebs breaking the law, she got off easy….90 days in a lockdown rehab facility….30 days of community service…..18 months of therapy….

If only all people with her record got treated this way…breaking the law would be a lot more fun to do….but not all people are celebrities and don’t get that preferential treatment…

I’m just hoping she doesn’t die….cuz I’m into her…or at least her tits..and think they have a few more years in them….

She’s just a broken girl…and I don’t think this is really news….but I’m posting it anyway…cuz I like to live and breathe all things Lohan….when I remember she exists…like on sentencing days like today.

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2013

18

Mar

Shiri Appleby’s Alleged Nude Photo of the Day

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This is some big news for the virgin losers of the world…. SHIRI APPLEBY ….may be promoting herself by releasing nude pics…and this may be one of those nude pics….cuz nude pics get people excited, they represent the hooker ethics and morals of a celebrity…or a girl who wants to be a celebrity…..while not damaging their careers if it is presented the right way….in fact…I don’t think it ever damages careers…cuz we wanna see all these TARTS naked….

Now if you’re like me, you have no idea who Shiri Appleby is….but let me bring you up to speed….she’s currently PREGNANT and in her bikini …..she was on a show called Roswell that every socially awkward weirdo I know watched…..and now she’s a guest star on Chicago Fires…and here she is or someone who looks like her….trying to get some male attention…cuz pregnancy…always makes girls feel undesirable…especically when they are struggling actors..

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2013

18

Mar

Christina Milian Tweets Some Ass Pics on Springbreak of the Day

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Christina Milian is my kind of single mother, recent divorcee, who has tried the playing house traditional shit….but who would much rather go wild on Spring Break like she was still 21…leaving the baby with the nanny, and spending the ex husband, who writes songs for Bieber’s money, going nuts…shooting off pics of her ass and her friend’s ass…in what is typical spring break booty party….in a generation that is booty obsessed…all to let her ex know what’s he’s missing, despite probably fucking three hotter versions of this girl at the same time as she took these pics, cuz that’s just how groupies work…..while she’s just lookin’ desperate while lookin’ like a bad mother….too old to be doing this shit…and for some reason, that’s fucking porn to me….

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2013

18

Mar

Karolina Kurkova Hot for Vogue Germany of the Day

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I don’t know if it is a fetish, but I would say that I am a serious fan of the 1960s farm girl look….especially when it’s pulled off by a pretty big lingerie model…..cuz I really love this shoot….it reminds me of a simpler times….or of a naughty bored housewife who is still good at doing housework cuz society hasn’t ruined her into thinking she can have a career…..you know

The other reason I like it, is cuz Karolina Kurkova looks hot as fuck, while she brings hope to all girls who were once fat…that they can stop eating and get skinny….sure it was a matter of her career being cut short when Victoria’s Secret almost fired her for being plus sized….despite 98% of their customers being plus sized…you know mall rats in small towns…trying to keep the spark alive for their high school sweethearts….who they hate…but have no choice but to stick with…cuz that’s the Christian way…..

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2013

18

Mar

Jodie Marsh is Nude for Zoo of the Day

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Retired Glamour model…turned bodybuilder….is back…to Glamour Modeling…because being a pro body builder, not only takes away all your sex appeal you career and fake tits are based on….but also doesn’t pay the motherfucking bills…the fact that she retired, when she’s an attention seeking hooker, is just comical, because based on her look, what the fuck else is she gonna do with herself to pay her bills…I mean if it’s not topless modeling and it’s not porn…she might as well not exist…

So I’m glad to see this shoot, that’s actually kinda hardcore for the Lad Mags….who are pushing the limits of what they are allowed to do before being considered smut…and I’m pretty into it…especially when it involves this clown lookin’ throwback model who keeps comin’ back to this life…cuz it is all she knows….and feels like home….

I’m into it….

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2013

18

Mar

Sara Jean Underwood’s Got a Tight Dress on of the Day

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It always feels weird to me when I promote Sara Underwood…or at least notice Sara Underwood….cuz she’s wearing a tight dress…because she’s some Playboy bitch who only exists because of Playboy…who hookered herself out to Seacrest and landed a gig on a show that targeted nerds and that has since been cancelled…bringing her back to her roots as nothing but a playboy chick…who can google and see naked in Playboy…from back in her prime…rather than lookin at pics of her in a tight dress that are current….because nudity…no matter when it was shot…is just better to jerk off to….no matter how hot and tight her fake tits and awesome booty look in her short little dress….and some night club…lookin for a new husband to take her career to the next level….by getting pregnant when she can cuz it is all downhill from here…

Sure she’s flashing some panties…but panty flashes don’t matter when you’re a Playboy bitch who has her pussy all over the internet….whether you spent a year on a TV show that got cancelled or not…

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