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2013

26

Mar

Miranda Kerr in some Wedding Themed Victoria’s Secret Pics of the Day

Marriage is disgusting. The whole prison life sentence concept of marriage is disgusting. Having a fantasy built around girls in wedding night lingerie, especially from Victoria’s secret discount bin is disgusting.

If you’re marrying a bitch who can’t even shell out more that 5 for 20 dollars, midddle of the road suburban underwear on her wedding night underwear, or if you’re marrying a chick in anything but crotchless panties, or no panties, you’ve failed.

For some reason, Miranda Kerr, a married chick, dressed like she’s getting married a second time, cuz she didn’t have enough the first time, is not disgusting.

I guess when it comes to marriage, it’s not so bad if the bear trap is on some other suckers balls and you’re just movin’ in on the pussy while he’s busy avoiding her nagging bitch who he resents marrying ways.

This post has expanded my mind.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

26

Mar

Katie Price Dressed Like a Horse of the Day

Katie Price is a pretty hysterical character that I am glad exists. Not only because she made herself famous for having big, stupid clown tits, but also because she inspired a generation of busty girls to celebrate those tits in hopes of one day being an empire, albeit a trashy, pink, tacky barbie dream house, empire, built on showing titties, and that alone is worth celebrating.

Also worth celebrating, her 5 year anniversary of her equestrian product line, a product line you can assume makes the stuffy horse stable filled with the elite, a much fluffier, gay bar, experience.

The exciting part of the story, is that she got dressed up for the event, in what is both the most appropriate and most ridiculous outfit.

I would have appreciated a little more tit, considering she has a lot of tit to give…or a little more horse tail butt plug to really secure me horse fetish, a fetish that confuses me but sometimes, like this time, a fluffy pink horse costume is all you really need.


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Posted in:Katie Price

2013

26

Mar

Cara Delevingne Nude for Interview of the Day

You probably already know the way this getting famous thing works. Someone, let’s call him a corporate exec, or trendsetter, or super agent/manager with all the contacts decides who the next big thing in whatever industry is going to be, based on marketability at the time, you know what the kids are into and looking for, and what they will respond to and in turn by product because. Then they over fucking saturate you with their images, song or movies, until you know who the person is. Luckily in fashion, paving the way to getting noticed is much like being a stripper or a porn chick, cuz the more naked you are, the more money you’re gonna make and the more people remember who you are. Sure you can wear that snow suit to the anal scene, but I’ll probably be the only person into it, as average people need standard vag shots to respond to these things.

Cara Delevingne is that new blood, the new star, the no name making a name for herself, who everyone will know if they don’t already, because her team of people are hustling, but more importantly, they are getting her naked.

First THIS NUDE VIDEO FOR I-D and now nude for Interview. Girl is getting around. Just the way I like it.

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|NSFW

2013

26

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A crackwhore got evicted from her crack den apartment and in the remains on the sidewalk as a bag of condoms, a bag of syringes, and a dildo I tried making random girls walking by touch. A Dildo that 3 hours later had gone missing. A Dildo that probably had the bacteria count that could kill.

It was the hottest scavenger hunt of all time…. FOLLOW

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Nothern Canada Grocery Prices are Awesome
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iPhone Robbery Fail
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Look What This Guy Found in a Back of Mulch
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50 Animals Sitting Like Humans
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

26

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

It’s 5 am, I like to drink, but I also like to look at pics of babes….especially when I drink…cuz I am less mad about not getting a blowjob from one of them, cuz I’m too focued on not seeing double….to get through this…

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Posted in:LNBC|NSFW

2013

25

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Follow our latest #stepGIRL POLEBURN Cuz She Pulls Stunts that Remind me that the Strippers I know are lazy trash who have given up. I mean this shit is next level talent. I may be in love.

Middle aged women everywhere I have gone today are wearing leggings. I don’t know if that means Spring is coming, or if it is international dress like your teen daughter and steal all the male attention from her as hard as you can…or maybe it’s got something to do with it being Passover…. that despite not being Jewish, doesn’t mean I can’t have a religious experience staring into some middle aged asshole…..

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I Like Cheryl Cole’s Black Panty Upskirt
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Her Name is Tess Taylor – She’s Naked and Awesome
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A Bunch of Models – Totally Nude and Bald Vagina for Art
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This Nude Model is Good
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Lohan is Still Partying
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Patrick Schwarznegger Pulls Some Decent Pussy
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Jamie Foxx’s Illegit Daughter Bending Over in a Bikini – Perverts
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Harry Styles in a Thong
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Elisabette Canalis Getting Attacked by Scissors
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Selena Gomez is a Pudgy Victoria Justice.
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Hey Everyone – Jessica Lowndes is Single – Who?!
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A Whole Bunch of Tweens at the Teen Choice Awards
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Erin Heatherton Walking the Runway
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Eminem is Releasing a New Album
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Sandra Bullock’s Green Facial – Alien Porn far Better than Her Stint with Nazi Porn
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This Dog Doesn’t Give a Fuck About Much – But He Likes Treats
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Rihanna May Die!
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Ashley Tisdale in a Tight Dress at the Kids Choice Awards
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Amateur Girl Masturbates in Library!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

25

Mar

Is this Rihanna Nude of the Day

I don’t know if this is just racism, you know the whole “All black girls look the same” shit, but people have been emailing this me all day saying “Is this Rihanna Nude” or “Check Out Rihanna Nude” or “Why haven’t you posted this Rihanna Nude”…well motherfucker I was napping and I, like the rest of the world, don’t really give a fuck about these celebs, I just post them in efforts to get a private fucking jet to fly me and my pug far away from my obese wife, who can’t fly because of her health issues, thank god.

I do know that if it is Rihanna, I love the pic, because seeing her face down and ass up, is just the perfect level of slut, even if shot at the wrong angle. I mean I’m into seeing it from the backside, but I take what I can get, this is hardly porn, it’s just an artistic nude, from a girl who is a hooker to us all.

I dig it, but I don’t think it is her. I don’t see any of her tattoos. Posting it anyway.

Posted in:NSFW|Rihanna

2013

25

Mar

Reese Witherspoon’s Unfortunate Bathing Suit Experience of the Day

This is the reason I don’t read my twitter feed….Seriously. Celebrating Reese Witherspoon’s birthday with what may be the most offensive pics of a woman in a bathing suit in the last decade, all fat and sloppy because lets face it, she was fat and sloppy in the 90s when she first started getting pregnant, but she managed to carry herself though it in ways that tricked people into giving her an Oscar. This whole southern girl with good morals and values who traps the high school quarterback with her uterus, ruining his career. A church goer, who gets knocked up out of wedlock, because she’s full of shit, literally, at least according to her belly in these bathing suit pics.

Defend her all you want, she’s pushing 40, has kids, I get it…but fuck there’s no excuse for this level of sloppy. Bitch needs to hit the beach in a snow suit.

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Posted in:Reese Witherspoon

2013

25

Mar

Jessica Alba is in Latina Magazine of the Day

For generations, Jessica Alba has tried to down play her Mexican Roots. Like Eva Longoria they didn’t want to celebrate being Mexican with a fucking dozen kids, some corn tortillas but instead celebrated being Mexican by hiring a mexican maid and gardener to boss the fuck around, because most Mexicans trying to make it in white America try to distance themselves from being Mexican, like we are third rate citizens that White people don’t like, before realizing that they should milk the Mexican card, cuz as Mexicans we support our own, even the traitors, who secretly we love for getting famous and despite not embracing Mexico in public, have Mexico in their soul, proven by her half dozen (2) babies before 30.

She’s Jessica Alba, she’s still hot, even if the sauce she puts on her taco isn’t, and taco I mean her vagina…all broken with babies and shit.

Here she is getting some votes for Latina magazine. Welcome back woman. You need all the help you can get.

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2013

25

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens High School Musical Song $$$ex of the Day

This is horrible.

I guess part of the Vanessa Hudgens contract with Spring Breakers was that she’d show her little pudgy body naked, even though she’s been naked in pictures before, if they let her have the theme song, that turns out to be a huge pile of shit, not that you’d expect anything more from a low level, Disney High School Musical star, that grew up so disconnected from what is good, that all she knows is brought to her by executives with contracts in hand.

But I’m posting it anyway.You know, cuz she’s so edgy and inspiring. Breaking down walls and innovating with the same recycled shit we’ve heard before.

Keep trying pudgens.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens