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2013

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Mar

Whitney Cummings Drunken Ass Flash of the Day

I don’t like funny girls…especially when they aren’t funny to being with and just joke around about sucking dick and dating…..I find it some try hard bullshit that is just marketed as funny because they slept with the right person…or because they have tits….

So I’m really not into Whitney Cummings…despite the fact that people like her, think she’s great and shocking, but most importantly…think she’s hot…

It blows me away that she’s got two 2 shows running, making a ton of money, and her whole act is just obvious…

But I guess it is easy to get famous…..when you play the system properly…and by properly, I mean getting drunk and flashing her ass on social media…because at her core…she’s broken…sad…starving for attention…cuz she knows she’s a fucking hack…which makes her a little more appealing to me…despite how garbage, like a parasite on the asshole of comedy that I think she is….

If you look close enough, you can see her soul….

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2013

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Yulia Terentieva Showing her Tits in a Photoshoot of the Day

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Yulia Terentieva is a model….who is represented by some pretty major people…and who has walked a lot of fashion shows….some major ones as recent as Paris Fashion week last week….She’s tall…she’s skinny and she’s not afraid to show titties for a photographer…which in turn makes her pretty fucking perfect…sure when a girl decides to leave Russia for the world of Fashion modeling…showing titties comes with the territory..and every model who is considered a top model…has been in at least one shoot showing titties…but I don’t think I will even get too much of that….or too much of the fact that fashion is as smutty as Glamour Modeling….they just don’t want you to know that so they surround these babes with Rolls Royces and keep it “Luxury”….instead of the gutter trash the Glamour Models are involved in…but at the end of it all..I get to see all their tits…almost making me a winner in all this…which makes no sense…cuz I’m actually a huge fucking loser…who never wins anything…

Here are the pics

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2013

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Mar

Candice, Karlie and Alessandra are Together in Bikinis of the Day

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Those who model underwear and bikinis together…stay together…because they are paid too much to really relate to other people…but more importantly…they make up an exclusive secret society…that is corporately owned….up on some stepford wife shit…where these robots that are awesome to look at…go where they are told…either solo or as a group….in efforts to take over whatever room and peddle cheap, ill-fitting, padded bras on the unsuspecting lower-middle class suburban woman hoping she’ll look as good as these girls….and as good as they look, posing their typical pose…these girls are tall as fuck, and should start up a basketball or volleyball team….that I’d like to coach and by coach I mean masturbate in the corner while they are warming up…cuz robots or not, they are total babes…

Here’s the video:

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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Candice Swanepoel|Karlie Kloss

2013

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Mar

Rihanna’s Hot Pics for Instagram of the Day

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Rihanna was topless on a photoshoot and someone posted the pics to instagram….pics that I would have preferred to be a little more hardcore considering she’s been rumored to have been a teen hooker at a karaoke bar in Barbados….a rumor I may have started thanks to my friend in Barbados…but that I believe is truth….and she’s put her relationship issues, like being beat by her future husband on blast, involving the media and the cops, something most girls use make-up to cover-up coupled with “falling down the stairs” excuses…to sexing herself up on stage, singing about whips and chains exciting her, and flaunting her nipple rings everywhere…I mean I’m surprised these aren’t pics of her in a gang bang, but that’s probably the kind of thing that would make Chris Brown jealous, mad because despite his dancing…or beating up of girls….he’s not a batty boy people….and he owns this pussy….

Boring or not, I’m posting it anyway…

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2013

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Mar

Bianca Balti’s Hot Bikini Perfume Campaign of the Day

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Bianca Balti is a 28 year old model out of Italy….whou you may or may not have seen on this site before…she is a mom…of a 5 year old…because I guess some girls are just eager to smear the semen on their eggs….because it is the Catholic way….and now she’s doing a campaign in her bikini…which is a pretty good strategy for me…even if I’d rather she be spread eagled and modeling her cervic like this was a gynecological office….but we can’t always get what we want….

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2013

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Mar

Mylene Klass Bikins of the Day

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Mylene Klass is an older chick fromt he UK…who was in some band you’ve probably never heard of called “Hear’Say”…here is their awful songs….

She was also a presenter on the hit show called “Popster to Operastar”…in what has to be the least interesting of TV shows possible….

The insane thing in all this is that she has a net worth of 22 million dolllars…and she is now peddling bikinis…which isn’t so bad…cuz she looks pretty good in a bikini….that despite being 35, I’ll still look at…and here are the pics….

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2013

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Mar

Titties for Louis Vuitton Fashion Film of the Day

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Love Magazine put out a pretty sleazy video that was put together for Louis Vuitton by their Editor in Chief named Katie Grand…not that you care about this shit…what you will care about is that some of my favorite models…who you se me talking about up in here….you know seducing them with my prose….while talking about their tits….including but not limited to Cara Delevingne, Saskia de Brauw, Isabeli Fontana, Georgia May Jagger and Magdalena Frackowiak…..now I have facial recognition blindness…and all these models look the same…but I will say one is naked…and showing titty and luckily…in my pathetic world…video of that is enough for me to celebrate….

The only funny thing in all this is that I’m considered a porn site for posting it, while Love Magazine, are considered artistic genius, maybe even visionariees, even if this high brow shit is just smut, garbage, idiotic, and not work of a visionary….but work of a con artist…tricking us into thinking what they do is “art”…when really it’s just throwing some shit together in as serious of a way possible….but at least there are titties while she does it..

Posted in:stepFASHION

2013

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Mar

Jessica Kingham is Today’s Glamour Model of the Day

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Her name is Jessica Kingham and I can assume she has the same big tit story all the other Glamour models have…not so good in school, but always got attention from guys for her ridiculously huge tits…who took on some menial job whether waitressing or in an office….before realizing that wrk fucking sucks…then one day she came home to her boyfriend wacking off to a Glamour model in a lad mad and decided she was built for that life…that she had what it took to be one of those average at best, daddy issue filled, set of tits, topless modeling for mainstream UK media…..a career that will end in a Reality show or a pregnancy from a “Footballer”….they may all be the same breed of woman…but they all are all so different from nipple placement, size and color…to waist to hip ratio….and what it ultimately comes down to is that they are the real heros in today’s world….

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2013

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Mar

Nicky – Rich Boy is the Song of the Day

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So this mail order bride, Nicky Tuckova, was clever enough to hit youtube with a horrible song about finding a rich boyfriend….I am assuming it is straight from Russia, because everything that comes out of Russia is amazing, I guess it is thanks to a combination their years of communism behind the iron curtain, making them a breed of human all of their own, that is told to promote the country to help get some buzz since they are hosting the 2014 Olympics….

Best line “I have big tits” – wonder how she came up with that….

Second best line is when she says her phone number is – +6029481600

I didn’t call it, because I am not rich and don’t want to waste this viral sensations time on her quest to find Rich Boy…..

This is better than all other Youtube Sensations….gangnam style…call me maybe….it’s friday…can all suck my dick….Rich Boy for the win….

Posted in:stepMUSIC

2013

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Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is days like today that I wish I was able to throw up from booze…even when hungover my body is hoarding this shit like it wants to be on that show hoarders….fighting, crying and screaming to not give up the fumes still inside me….

Here are some morning links…

The Best Anti Gay Marriage Speech via Minnesota – Biology Bro – You Just Got Schooled…..Aids Brings on Colds Bro….Amazing
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I Have Masturabted to This Pic of Liza Minnelli
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Top 10 Nightmare on Elm Street GIFS
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This Man – vs – Puddle Video is Funny
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The 25 Best Facial Dunk GIFS from NCAA
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WTF Japan?
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Olivia Wilde is Amazing in Marie Claire…
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The Top 10 St Patricks Day Movies for Guys
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37 Pics of Goofy FUcking Girls
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Jeff Gordon’s Undercover Test Drive is Awesome
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This Cat Wants To Eat in Private
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Get On This Cam Girl Train….It’s Life Changing….
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What Drugs Are These Bitches On?!
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Steve Carell on Missing The Office Finale…if You Care….
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Coco’s Rockin’ a See Through Shirt
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The Hottest Pics of Old Celebs When They Were Young
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Girls Don’t Like Balding Guys – Save Your Hair
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