2013
11
Mar
From this angle…..Ashley Tisdale is an angel sent from heaven…she should walk through life in assless chaps and a face mask…it’s what the public wants….needs…and it shows her in a positive light…one that isn’t distracted by things like a bad nose job….or wonkiness…
I am a fan of this Ashley Tisdale…the new Ashley Tisdale…the Tisdale for the people….or at least for dudes who like hot fit ass…
Good work.
Posted in:Ashley Tisdale
2013
11
Mar
Doutzen Kroes posted this picture of her ass on Instagram…because either she finds it amazing to look at…like I do…or she’s offended that the paparazzi violated her bikini body privacy…even though as far as I’m concerned…she sold off that bikini body for millions of dollars a year…making it public domain to jerk off to….or at least stare at romantically….
Here’s a video that’s got more angles of this amazingness…
She’s a lot of fun.
Posted in:Doutzen Kroes
2013
11
Mar
From getting pissed on by black men like she was an inter city urinal….to filming herself take loads from black men….like she wasn’t born and raised in upper crust beverly hills amongst the white….where OJ Simpson fucking her mother to make her sister Khloe was where she learned how to treat her pussy…..
From doing anything and everything she can for attention….like staging babies….tricking people into thinking her fat is just womanly…making 100 million dollars a year…all while ruining Kanye’s career….
She’s decided to get a facial in her witch craft that I assume helped make her who she is…you know some demon…sold her soul to the devil….shitting on society like the devil…that involved her smearing her HIV / HPV / HSV blood all over her disgusting self…and the pictures made me gag and thus I am forced to share it with you idiots….
I just hope the scent attracts sharks and/or bear and/or cannibals…resulting in her being eaten…putting us out of our misery…
It’s just too bad when they were getting her blood, which I assume wasn’t period blood, they didn’t drain her out….
I feel for the parasite growing inside her….
She’s so vain for such a fat, hairy, ugly, disgusting thing….
Posted in:Kim Kardashian
2013
11
Mar
If I was in Chris Brown’s position, I’d be doing the exact same thing, not that I’d be in Chris Brown’s position, partially cuz I don’t beat up girls, or even really care enough to get angry at them, it requires too much work….but also because I’m not black and/or a dancing monkey (no racist)….
I know I was told by some people in Barbados that if Rihanna is a true Bajan (someone from Barbados)…then she most likely beat herself up and called the cops….now I can’t confirm or deny if Bajan women are that insane, I just base shit off what I am told….
I also know that this being beat shit got her so much fucking press, propelled her career to new heights, and even she doesn’t care that Chris Brown beat her up, cuz she wants to marry him and have his babies…
Leading me to think that Chris Brown was in on this with her all along, maybe that he was even getting a % of her sales, like her business partner and this is all one big lie for the media….but who knows..
TMZ reports:
Chris said, “You GOTTA say that one thing to her … Don’t make me have to tell you again, that’s my p***y baby! … so you better not give it away!” Chris rambled on … “So every person in this motherf**king building, if you got a bad bitch you better say that s**t to her, or she might f**k another n***
What I do know is that Chris Brown is loving the attention, and doing songs like this about owning pussy….because if that pussy strays…watch out…cuz his wrath will “chris brown” it…you know since Chris Browning is now considered a verb….
Either way….it’s funny to me…but not to my friends with 10 year old daughters who follow Rihanna and will end up letting their boyfriends beat them to be more like her…
The solution is simple – get her off the radio. Stop going to her shows. It’s up to you to show a battered wife who goes back to her abuser….who’s boss…
Posted in:Chris Brown
2013
11
Mar
The whole concept of pornstars always annoys me…only because I don’t think a girl is a star just because she fucks on camera for 1000 dollars…if anything she is the opposite of a fucking star…she’s gutter trash and that’s why she’s mistreating herself….not that I am against porn, I just think these girls are fucking delusional…
I have also been to the porn awards a handful of times, and have seen a lot of these girls in action, including Puma Swede, who grabbed my balls and who is in fact a fucking monster looking woman… and they are 99 percent of the time disgusting looking, you just don’t realize it cuz you’re too busy jerking off to them getting face fucked like the nasty little trash they are….
Well MELISSA MAKEUP from instagram, a pornstar make-up artist I guess, has posted some before and after make-up pics of some porn chicks, proving that they aren’t all what you may have thought they were…if anything they are what you’d expect ghetto trash who get fucked up the ass for 1000 dollars on camera….would be…damaged, disgusting, not a “star”…in any fucking way….but we’ll all still jerk off to them and that’s ok…
It’s an interesting project this Melissa chick has undertaken…awesome look into her industry…because despite me laughing at the before pics, I think she’s more into just showing off how good she is….and we can all agree that based on the before pics…she’s a fucking god….the same kind of god Kim Kardashian monster probably uses….
Smoke and fucking mirrors…..sure some aren’t that bad….but you can assume their souls are…
PS – Melissa is also a fucking babe…but that could all be smoke and mirrors too..
Follow her on INSTAGRAM
The names of the pornstars are in the name of the picture….and some of these girls may not be pornstars…but instead just look like them…and if that’s the case…they are probably the better looking girls…who I accidentally downloaded without researching their work.
Posted in:Photos
2013
11
Mar
Despite popular belief, I am not the stalker on set of her new show, that is actually her only show, because she’s only existed in the public eye for the last few weeks, from losing Beauty Pageants to being on the worst show ever….cuz I don’t leave the house….
But as a voyeur, I totally get where this guy is coming from, and if I was still into leaving the house, and if I still had the ability to climb fire escapes, I’d be right there doing the same hustle….
I mean dude brought binoculars to the stare at her through a fence on set…that’s some real commitment…not a…”hey just walking by” thing…and I think dude’s awesome….probably more awesome that this shitty fucking diving show.
Posted in:Katherine Webb
2013
11
Mar
I think Amanda Bynes is great….whether she’s causing scandal crying for help…like a broken down child star who had no childhood but who is now rebelling….whether with drugs, alcohol or slutty pics….to her going through an identity crisis and trying to make herself into a light skinned black girl….all counter culture and hip hop…ready to join a twerk team and speak in ebonics….she’s just a mess I want to get involved with…ideally with my genitals.
Posted in:Amanda Bynes
2013
11
Mar
Terry Richardson posted some pics of this Ebonee Davis model on his website and I have no idea who she is…but she’s got 75,000 followers on twitter…which I guess means she does something….like all the other no name girls on my twitter with tons of followers….and that something…that magical secret to her success is that she probably gets naked….at least we know she did once for Terry Richardson…and thank god for that…cuz these tits are fucking amazing….all pierced and big….on her small model frame….making me wish black girls didn’t hate me…so that I got the chance to make hip hop beats on her vagina with my tongue….I hear they like that.
Posted in:Ebonee Davis|NSFW
2013
11
Mar
This diving show offends me…I think it’s just another example of how horrible pop culture and mainstream media has become…it’s like they are turning to Olympics and their ratings to determine what the next dancing with the stars is…and the whole thing would make me real made if I cared enough…or more importantly…if they didn’t have girls prancing around in their bikinis…to distract me of how awful this is..
Katherine Webb is a pageant girl…and this is how she’s makin’ a name for herself….in a bikini….good job.
Posted in:Katherine Webb
2013
11
Mar
I follow Zippora Seven on instagram – because she’s awesome….you know some 20 year old babe from New Zealand just trying to make it in America through getting naked for photographers…and being all hipster and fashionista about the shit…rather than trashy hooker cam girl about the shit…which for some reason, I like better….maybe cuz trashy hooker cam girls, although naked just don’t have a modeling agency and aren’t published in magazines like Vogue…making them lower grade than this….and maybe, just maybe, cam girls are bottom of the fuckin barrel…while this girl…is doin’ it for easy livin’….cuz naked for fashion is better than working….
She’s also been getitng naked for fashion since she was 16 and it was illegal…thanks to her hippie parents who named her Zippora for that…
Here are the pics…
Posted in:NSFW|Zippora Seven
