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2013

12

Mar

Kate Moss is Pretty Pantsless of the Day

Kate Moss is old as fuck…but for some reason watching her ass hang out of her dress like an old lady at the supermarket buying prunes….all alzheimers and shit…all lost after taking a piss on the side of the road….cuz she doesn’t know only not quite 90….despite the fact that her vagina probably is in the same condition as a 90 year old….thanks to hard living….and cocaine fueled unprotected sex with ravaged rockstars you know are good candidates for HIV…and making babies….


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2013

12

Mar

Marloes Horst for Next Summer of the Day

Marloes Horst is amazing.

The kind of girl I would sing love songs to….with my penis…to her vagina….not that it would be that eventful because my penis is a horrible poet….he’s also bad at playing the piano and doing all everyday tasks… not that you care about that….but maybe you care about Marloes Horst getting paid to cocktease the fuck out of us for some bullshit catalogs…because I know I do….at least enough to waste my time posting it…even I am sure there could be better things to do with my time…like watching a stripper on the Armey base overseas on Skype show me her vitamins….right?

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2013

12

Mar

Candice Swanepoel – Thanks for This Workout Pic – of the Day

I love fit girls…..whether they are supermodels or not…I just think girls who take care of themselves are fucking babes….whether they are thick and muscular or just fucking perfect like this….you know that whole lean and lovely in tight pants with a brazilian butt from brazilian butt lifts…..or whatever the trendy workout is….

Fit girls are the reason I’ve been banned from at least 4-5 gyms for either trying to hide in the lockeroom – or attending fitness classes fully clothed for masturbation purposes….uninvited…to waiting outside to watch the babes leave the class for a little too long….even though most girls in the gym I see aren’t fit…but are fat trying to be fit…but in those outfits…all spandex and sprots bra it’s good enough for me…..

Especially when it looks like this….

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2013

12

Mar

Francesca Eastwood is a Babe in her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Francesca Eastwood and she’s Clint Eastwood’s daughter…who is living the good life….because her dad is Clint Eastwood and he’s pretty major….She apparently has a reality show….that is about her and her mom on E! Network, a network I pretend doesn’t exist…thanks to the whole inventing the Kardashians….and Ryan Seacrest….they are horrible….but I guess they aren’t that bad….when exploiting socialite girls….who look amazing in bikinis….and here are the life changing pics….like this is a life changing post…uninspired maybe….but better than going to male stripclub accidentally and getting a slow dance from one of the guys….


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2013

12

Mar

Victoria’s Secret March Mega Post of the Day

The same gang of rejects…and by rejects I mean hot fucking babes who are overpaid and likely have egos that reflect their bank accounts…as down to earth as you’d expect a life of luxury and being sucked up to to be…including but not limited to….

-Erin Heatherton
-Karlie Kloss
-Magdelena Frackowiak
-Candice Swanepoel
-Cameron Russell
-Behati Prinsloo….

In the catalog we all used to jerk off to before the internet…cuz I guess hicks still like to do mail order like it was 1992 more than they like to online shop..

Who cares…cuz that way the half naked pics keep on comin’….even if they are boring…

Here’s pretty much their entire catalog…cuz I have nothing better to do with my time than to download and re-upload this shit…unfortunately…

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|Cameron Russell|Candice Swanepoel|Erin Heatherton|Karlie Kloss|Madelena Frackowiak|Victoria's Secret

2013

12

Mar

Sophie Howard’s Titties Make a Comeback of the Day

Sophie Howard is an old timer…at least in terms of sex appeal…which is the basis of her career….she’s 30…..and I have this theory that is actually fact….that girls peak at 20….plateau thru 25….and then it’s all downhill from there…Unlike dudes, who get better with age….forcing us to try to make a lot of money in order to keep the flow of 20-25 year old girls on a steady rotation so that when they hit 26, you’ve got a replacement vagina….

So her story is this….she was a glamour model in the UK…where she showcased her tits….until realizing in 2011 that “this isn’t a retirement plan, they only pay me 200 dollars a shoot, and when I hit 30, no one will care about my big tits, and I haven’t landed a footballer husband, possibly because I have Lupus, and no one like a girl with autoimmune disorders, just ask anyone with AIDS”….so she went back to study nursing, before realizing 30,000 dollars a year slaving a way is a lot shittier than showing her tits once a week….so she’s back….and here’s a preview of her comeback tour…and by comeback tour, I mean titttiesss!!!


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Posted in:NSFW|Sophie Howard

2013

12

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing about getting drunk…is waking up and forgetting everything that happened….My second favorite thing about getting drunk is my hangover because it makes for a good excuse to go at it again…

Here are some morning links…

Girl in a Thong Bikini Getting Checked Out Hard By Shemar Moore – Who I Can Assume She’s Trying to Gold Dig Using Her Uterus as Most Girls Do…
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And in Plastic 50 Year Old Women and 30 Year Old Spoiled Brat with a Drug Addiction News…
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25 Worst Day Jobs Held By Celebs
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A guy and his Buddy go Bow Hunting
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Amateur Bathroom Strip
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All the Topanga for Maxim Pics
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Baby Rocks Out to Bon Jovi – Proving Bon Jovi Brain Washes the Innocent….
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Tom Hardy Rocks a Puppy for the Ladies….
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Petra Benova’s Got a Rockin’ Ass
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Justin Timberlake Brings the Highest Ratings this Year to SNL –
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I Love the Britney Ass FLash
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Get On This Cam Girl Train….It’s Life Changing….
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2013

12

Mar

stepINFOMERCIAL: The Top 4 Hair Loss Myths of the Day

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If you are a guy, and you probably are, but I am not about to check…then you are probably self-conscious about one or two things….the main one being going bald…because the other one doesn’t matter so much if you do go bald…as you’ll probably too self-conscious to ever take your pants off.

Personally, I was obsessed with going bald in my 30s, …being a short, fat guy, I thought that if I lost my luxurious hair, I’d REALLY have nothing going for me….

Luckily, for me, I was able to stop my hair loss….

Here are the Top Four Myths as to why you are losing your hair:

1- Poor Circulation – so increasing blood flow to your scalp doesn’t help your hair grow.

2- Clogged Follicles – when your hair follicles are clogged, you get ingrown hair….so opening up the pores on your head is pointless.

3- Poor Nutrition – People who are healthy and take supplements still lose their hair. Supplements can’t save you.

4- Stress – the only stress to the body that has been linked to hair loss is from major surgery or cancer. Day to day stress does not make you lose your hair unless it is severe or traumatic.

The real reason why you’re losing your hair is DHT a byproduct of Testosterone. The same hormone that causes you to grow body hair and have a sex drive can attack your scalp and cause your hair to become thinner, shorter, weaker and eventually kills the hair follicle leading to baldness.

Alex Khadavi, MD, a US based dermatologist has come up with a natural answer to Thinning Hair, Revivogen… Revivogen uses natural ingredients proven to stop DHT at its tracks so your hair can grow as it would normally. For $99, you can get a 3 month supply of REVIVOGEN and put it to test. If within 90 days you are not completely satisfied with Revivogen you can return the products for a full refund…

I know that when I saw my crown thinning, and I felt like I was going to start looking like the creepy school principal pervert, spending 1 dollar a day on a possible solution would have been something I jumped on.

Find out more at the HERE


revivogen is offer stepfather readers a free shampoo and conditioner ($44 value) if you buy the proven scalp therapy that works!!!

Here is a Alessandra Ambrosio who probably prefers guys with full head of hair…..because all girls do….

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2013

12

Mar

Sexy Skin in the Babe Round-Up of the Day

Here are the top Babe galleries from around the internet that I’ve found today….if you’re like me…you’ll like it….cuz you can never have too many babes to look at half naked…even if your life involves only one fat miserable one…who you married and now are locked into….

It is 5 am…I am wasted…click on the pics…to see more of the girl…simple and amazing concept…enjoy…back with a wicked hangover in a few hours…I hate my life…but love it.

Posted in:NSFW

2013

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

My internet was down most of the day…because the people I steal my connection from want to bring down this site…at least that’s my theory….but I am back….unfortunately for you…and for this guy….

I really try to like you. What is really up with your racist comment against Black people. Did one screw your sister/mother? Did one steal your job? Did one rob you or spit in your face?

Seriously ….through all the snark. I’d really like to know your problem with Black men.

Love you site – but the racist shit…for views????

I just wanted to clarify that I’m not racist…I don’t even hate everything….I wrote a post calling Chris Brown a Dancing Monkey, which was obviously a bad choice of words, cuz people will find racism in anything you say…

Chris Brown is a clown…whether black, white or asian…and he dances on camera….for attention and money….making him a dancing monkey…whether black, white or asian…

It is a fucking expression…it wasn’t a color thing…get over it….it’s not racist…and I like black people…sometimes more than I should…cuz their boyfriends always get mad when I try fucking them….true story.

I don’t know why I responded to that…but I did…now here are some stepLINKS….

Pics of the Britney Spears Ass Flash
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Says Her Tits are worth 5 Million Dollars
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The Top 4 Hairloss Myths
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The Latest on the SPringbreakers Straight from SxSW
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Her Name is Stephanie Christine and SHe’s Amazing
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25 Breakout Actresses You need to Know!
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Random People Dancing to Rammstein Las Vegas
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14 Second Double Knockout!
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The 29 Sexiest Olivia Wilde Pictures of All Time
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The Topanga Maxim Pics
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Melissa Clarke
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If Wild Animals Ate Fast Food
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Selena Gomez Checkin’ Out Ashley Benson Hard
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MMA Fighter Does a Backflip
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Britney Spears has an Awesome ass Flash
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Foot Fetish Star Leighton Meester in Leggings
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My Friend’s Ex-Girlfriend, Misa Campo, Doin’ Justin Timberlake Strip….
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Sarah Jessica Parker is a Scary Covergirl
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25 Signs You Have Grown Up
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Britney Spears Flashes Her Bare Ass In Public
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More Pics of Pornstars With and Without Make-Up
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Topless Cowgirl and Indian!
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Hot Girls in Yoga Pants – It Never Gets Old
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New Zealand Air Safety Video with Bear Grylls is Awesome….
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88 Year Old Granny Dances Awesome
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Her Name is Candace and She’s in a Skimpy Fucking Bikini
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Cool Video of an RC Plane’s Return from Space
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Sophie Howard’s Big Titties in Bed
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A Video Showing You How Bad Some Parents have Failed
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Jessica ALba’s Got Good Style
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How Do You Blow $20 Million At 18 Years Old? Ask This Guy…
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I Want to Fuck Diane Kruger
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Hot Miley Cleavage
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The Shining Meets Dumb and Dumber – Pretty Funny
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Big Ol’ Titties
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More Horrible Pics of the Kardashian Blood Facial – Cuz She’ll Try Any Sorcery to one Day Be Sexy
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Hot Selena Gomez Springbreakers Poster
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This Chick Gives Me A Bonner. Eat That Ass? Yes Please!
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I Want to Make Babies in Hannah Hughes
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RC Plane With Real Engines
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Girl Gets Fondled By Strangers During Public Sex
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Premature Ejaculation Like a Boss
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Awesome Titty Play
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Lesbian Foot Worship
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Big Boobs in a Homemade Video
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Girl Finishes Herself Off
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Some Awesome Cam Girls
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See More CAm Girls in Action – 24/7 – All Free !!
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I Make Girls Use Vibes On Themselves Always….These are the Best Out There…
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