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2013

08

Mar

Mila Kunis Pantsless for Allure of the Day

Mila Kunis is alright….isn’t she? Who cares who’s dick she puts inside her unprotected…that she will likely marry…and have kids with…none of that matters….because she’s just pictures and videos to us….pictures and videos we should all collectively try to get pregnant by throwing our load at our computer screens…hoping for some technological glitch…like the movie Weird Science…

Seriously…she’s pretty fucking good….in this allure photoshoot….despite all the flaws in her and her personality…and her sex life and public image….because none of that affects us…but her pictures do….and I want to impregnate them…..

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2013

08

Mar

Tina Fey in her Bathing Suit of the Day

I am a Tina Fey hater. I don’t find her interesting, clever, amazing, or attractive…..I don’t like funny girls…or girls who everyone think are funny and I don’t like their silly little chick jokes for chicks and not just cuz it is International WOmen’s day…but everyday….making her billions of dollars…even though everything about her and her humor annoys me….it’s just shit that talks to everyday 9-5 girls and whenever she is celebrated…I get annoyed….But I appreciate that she wears bikinis from the 1800s so that I don’t have to see her mom body….because her mom comedy is bad enough…

I guess Tina Fey’s not as horrible as I thought she was….but she is as horrible looking as I thought she was….proving I am always right…in some capacity or another…

Posted in:Tina Fey

2013

08

Mar

Kamilla Hansen Nipples on the Fashion Show Runway of the Day

Kamilla Hansen is a 19 year old from Cabo de Santo Agostinho Brazil….she is 5 foot 10….and works as a fashion model….a topless fashion model who is walking the runway in Milan….all luxuriously…despite being little more than a glamour model….other than being taller and more attractive than one….because fashion is pornography….they just don’t want their advertisers or the models to know that…because if they did….they’d be stuck with gutter topless chicks and shitty sponsors who pay you very little….they are so clever those fashion people….and I appreciate that they are around cuz otherwise I’d never see this model’s tits….and I like seeing this model’s tits….

Posted in:Kamilla Hansen|NSFW

2013

08

Mar

Duckface Can’t Save Kate Upton of the Day

Kate Upton making duckface doesn’t have the same impact as it does with teen girls on their facebook profile…you know making their cheekbones pop and their lips look voluminous….like they actually have some level of hotness to them….while for some reason it just makes cubby Kate Upton look like she’s chewing a big meal as fast as she can at the all you can eat buffet cuz there’s so much foot to get through in so little time……

I am not a fan of her sloppiness or her success…but she does have big tits that normally distract me from that….big tits she didn’t bring out in this pic…forcing us to see her for what she’s really worth….

Nothing can save her…I mean except those hangers….

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

08

Mar

Dita Von Teese Topless in Pasties of the Day

Dita Von Teese sucks. She’s just one of those right time/right place situations….a socially awkward nerd who found the internet in a time when the mainstream wasn’t on the internet….developing a fan base that was strong enough for the mainstream who hadn’t been on the internet and were slow to get on the internet to assume it meant she was famous….in what I like to call the “Tila Tequila Syndrome”….only I think Dita Von Teese was before Tila Tequila…but pretty much the same fucking story….dudes like bitches who get naked online and add them as friend on myspace…mainstream media find out about myspace and see dudes like girls by their friend count….recruiting them to be in their Playboy magazine….laying the foundation of a career as a 1940s obsessed Pin-Up/Burlesque icon who lacks any and all originality…who stirred the pot and got so many fat chicks involved in the movement…all sloppy with their nipple tassels on….when all Dita Von Teese shoulda really been was a lesbian pornstar…like her earlier work depicted….

So the internet made her a star…an artist…an icon in vintage stripping movement….but it ruined her lesbian porn career she was into when trying to get famous…..making her an all round fail…but here she is simulating toplessness regardless…


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Posted in:Dita Von Teese

2013

08

Mar

Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie Pics We’ve Probably Already Seen Before of the Day

Victoria’s Secret pics are like sex with your wife…or long term girlfriend…who you aren’t even really attracted to anymore…not because they aren’t decent looking….but because they have been drained of all excitement and sex appeal over the years of seeing them at their worst….from shitting…to being the same ass you fuck day after day…when all you really want to do is fuck new pussy…but feel torn because you’re not an asshole who would go behind your trusting girl’s back…but shit…you’d love new pussy…even if it wasn’t as hot….just the fact that it was new makes it hot….

You know…the familiar, comfortable, predictable, feels like home kinda pussy you don’t really appreciate as much as you should, but know that you don’t want to lose it….

Because these Victoria’s Secret pics are the fucking same as always..which makes them boring as shit….but the girls in them are hot enough….to make us want to look at them…even if we know what to fucking expect…and even if they don’t give us boners like they did when we were 15 in catalog form before the internet…

It’s familiar….comfortable…predictable…boring…like white people, they all look the same….but shit…this Candice bitch…is pretty spectacular in any setting….

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

08

Mar

Emma Watson in “The Bling Ring” Trailer of the Day

Everyone’s favorite hipster director….thanks to nepotism….Sofia Copoola….comes The Bling Ring….which is about the group of LA famous people obsessed kids who used the internet to track celebs and rob their homes….you probably remember that story…it was a big deal a few years ago…people like Paris Hilton, Rachel Bilson, Megan Fox and Lohan all got robbed….

Well the movie is comin’ out, and Emma Watson is in it, and this is the Trailer…and since I like the vibe of the movie and you’ve liked Emma Watson since she was 12 and you felt she’d grow up into a nice young girl…like you did with your neighbor’s kid…..I’m posting it…even though she’s far too clothed to really be bothering….but Emma Watson fans are weird and this is porn to them…..

Posted in:Emma Watson

2013

08

Mar

Holly Peers in Page 360 is the Glamour Model of the Day

Holly Peers is today’s Glamour Model of the day….and she’s doing my new favorite thing….the Page 360 animated GIF…where she does a little spin in pictures….making it all not quite a video, not quite a picture, but 100 percent objectifying herself…saying look at my body…like we were doing some kind of audition and this was the casting couch…where I scope her up and down to make sure there are no flaws…which obviously their are…that’s what makes her a glamour model and not an actual model…but luckily the other reason she’s a glamour model involves showing her tits…instead of working a boring job as a waitress or whatever else her limited skill set would allow…and without topless models…who have actual big old titties like Oprah…

Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW

2013

08

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


Today’s stepGIRL is @MMEDUSAAA ….and I let her think she’s in the driver seat of our internet love affair…..

I hate when pranks backfire. I was trying to get up on the Youtube prank craze, but I’m not much of a planner….so I usually execute these schemes when drunk, without a camera, and I never achieve the youtube fame I think I am destined to achieve at the time of producing the prank.

Last night, I decided to do the laxative in my wife’s food prank…think her having explosive shits for the next 12 hours was punishment she deserved for ruining my life and trapping me….here’s where the poor planning comes in…..

You see my wife is pushing 300 pounds…she has mobility issues and with mobility issues comes wiping her ass issues…making her a fucking stinky bitch to sleep next to…unless I take initiative for her asshole and wash it down for her…like a farmer washes down his hogs…

Meaning, my prank was awesome at first…but went south…pretty fucking fast….meaning my night was spent wiping ass…and not pretty ass either…the kind of ass that makes you homo….that I was responsible for making explosively shit….

#epicfail…

Here are some morning links…..

The 30 Sexiest GIFS of Mila Kunis
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Showering in a Bikini
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Girl Atomic Wedgies Herself – Amazing
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Some Bitch You’ll Want to Get to Know
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Two Girls on Bike
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The Very Rare Quadruple Kick
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The Science Aging
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Puffy Nipple Teen Plays With her Dildo
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Exploding Basketball!
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You Will Want to Fuck Allison Williams
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Jessica Jane Clement in a Bikini!
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Beiber Almost Died,…But Didn’t…UNfortunately.
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Star Your Day Jerking Off to Cam Girls….for Free
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Slow Motion Lingerie…Awesome
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

07

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am tempted to find a spoken word gathering of lesbians tonight…ideally in a pot luck setting at someone’s loft…that I can crash….equipped with a can of baked beans as my contribution to the potluck…because I can be communal too..and I know lesbians love beans….almost as much as they love wool….all cuz I like making friends…while mocking them…but I think I’ll probably just go to a gutter strip club instead.

Here are some of the stepLINKS….

Jennifer Nicole Lee Showering in a Bikini
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Chris Brown VS Valet Video is Funny….Hope He Takes Out his Fury on Rihanna’s Face
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Here’s Some Electricty Gone Nuts
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Hangover 3 Trailer
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Jordan Carver Has Huge Tits
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Nina Agdal Modeling Bikinis – The Video
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Proposal Ruined By a Wave – Amazing…
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Sarah Hyland is really interesting to me…not because I watch Modern Family…but because she looks 10.
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11 Awesome Photobombs!
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25 Reasons Why Fedoras are the Fucking Worst
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Lisa Rinna’s Funny Face / Awesome Pokies
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Lesbian Road Head…..
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Talking Through People Prank..Funny
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Lindsay Lohan Eating Is Amazing…..
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Hot Fucking Maria Sharapova Tennis Hotness
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Jessica Chastain is Playing Jane in the New Tarzan Movie that Reminds Us Hollywood is Out of Ideas
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Best Female Drummer
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Auction to take a Sex Dolls Virginity
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Rachel Weisz May Be the Next Bond Girl
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Seal Screams Like a Man
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I’d Fuck Maria Menounos Greek Like the Greek She Is
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Here is Another Elevator Prank
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Balance Beam Nut Shot
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Demi Moore Throwback Bikini Pics
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Dita Von Teese Cleavage
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I avoided Posting KIm Getting Her Titty Grabbed By Kanye – But I’ll Link It…
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Matt Damon Talks About Doing Michael Douglas Up the Ass
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Sarah Silverman in Some Pantyhose
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Beyonce Attempts To Keep It Real. FAIL!
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These Cameron Diaz Drew Barrymore Bikini Pics Scare Me
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Seren Gibson
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Taylor Swift Just Made 1 Million Dollars
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The Making of Bohemian Rhapsody
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Rachel Weisz Esquire Tits
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Throwback Rihanna in a Bikini Pics
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Hot Babes Cleaning the House Naked
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The Nude Rihanna Pics that Got Her in Trouble with Her Momma
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Dancing with the Stars Promo Shoots
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Chelsea Handler Thinks Taylor Swift is a Virgin….A concept Chelsea Handler vaguely remembers…since her vagina opened for business a LONG time ago
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With A Face Like That, Bitch Better Have A Body Like This…
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Emily DiDonato is Dating Jake Gyllenhaal – What a Fail
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Howard Stern Might Be on TV
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Jessica Simpson’s Giant Pregnant Cleavage
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Epic Fire Prank
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Alessandra Ambrosio On a Bike in Short Shorts…..
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Lesbian Sex in the Sauna
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Meme Mash-Up
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Her Name is Hanna – and She’s a Fucking Babe….All Shot Artistically and Nude!!
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I Fuck Your Wife
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I Like the Ela Savanas Big Topless Video VIdeo
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Chelsea Handler Hates Angelina Jolie…..
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Emma Watson for Some Russian Mag….
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Baby and Pug in a Sneeze War!
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Too Bad the Kim Kardashian Miscarriage Scare wasn’t a Reality / Abortion – cuz You Know She’s just DOing this Baby THing for Money – Right
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Fart Lighting Goes Very Wrong…Hilarious….
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Rubik’s Cube World Record
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Allison Williams Cleavage
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Awesome Amateur Hairy Pussy
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Teen Films Herself Rubbing it Out
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Electro Wife
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Busty Japanese Kidnapping Fetish
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Amateur Girls Gets Anal….While Sucking Dick
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Arab Sex in the Bathroom
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Chubby Girl Shaved and Fucked by the Pool
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Outdoor Bench Masturbation
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I Make Girls Use Vibes On Themselves Always….These are the Best Out There…
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS