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2013

11

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today’s stepGIRL can be found on INSTAGRAM

Daylight saving time kicked my ass…I don’t need to save daylight…but the government thinks I do…and they make control everything…maybe I’m just beat up because I am dying on the inside….thanks to hard living and a diet built around ramen noodles and canned beans and whiskey….I’m a modern day cowboy without all that brokeback mountain shit….searching the fields of life for the pussy…always coming up empty handed… Here are some stepLINKS for the most tired morning of the year….

Kim Kardashian Washes her Face in Blood Because She is the Illuminati
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Adriana Lima on a Bike Giving Boners.
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Michael Cera and Sarah Silverman Team Up for Youtube
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15 Year Old Sings Rihanna
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This Week in WTF Pics
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Burning Everyday Things with teh Sun
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Climber Survives a 100 Foot Fall
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Free Cam Girls Getting Naked Like Cam Girls….Cuz It’s Easier Than Stripping…at a Strip Club
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

08

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Find today’s stepGIRL….on Instagram @PORCELAINROSE_

Since it is International Woman’s Day…we must celebrate women…even though as far as I’m concerned, everyday celebrates women or at least their titties and vagina….the same titties and vaginas that make being a woman easy in terms of opening doors…filled with opportunity….as long as they flaunt them titties and vaginas to the right rich dude….

I am going to dedicate my masturbating and/or sex for the next 6-8 months to women…as I have the last 40 fucking years…because this idiotic feminist day means nothing to me….but I can only assume was invented by Palmolive of Tampax or Tide to sell product…

It’s the weekend, I love pussy. Happy Pussy Day Pussy…

Reese Witherspoon, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore Horrible Bikini Party
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The Russian Richard Simmons
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High School Basketball Player Brings Down the Hoop
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30 Things You Didn’t Know ABout Jennifer Lawrence
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Britney Spears’ Big Old Titties
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Awesome Pics of Cute Camer Chicks
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I Want to Have Sex With Selena Gomez In this Photoshoot
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Woman Leaves Her Husband for 19 Rats
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Top Homeland Security Refusasl!
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Taylor Swift Fashion Shoot for You to Masturbate To
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Dunkin Donuts Robber Gets Free Coffee – VIDEO
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Some Awesome Paulina Gretzky Upskirt Action
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Burt Wonderstone Video Interviews….with the Cast…If You Care..
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Justin Bieber Gone Nuts
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Jessica Anne Marie is the Kind of Girl You’ll Want to Fuck
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Eva Mendes Walking in her Period Clothes is Still Hot
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Hot Bitches in FHM Spain
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Drunk Dad Drum Kit
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Eva Longoria Petting a Cat of the Day
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Some Dude Shocking his Tongue – Weird
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Stacy Keibler in her Bikini to Celebrate Gettin Dumped
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Beyonce and Jessica Biel are a Lesbian Fantasy I Never Had
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Electric Fence Experiment Ends As Expected
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Girl Masturbates Watching Star Trek…Right…
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I can Watch This Girl Atomic Wedgie Herself All Day
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Annoying Whining Girl You Will Want to Chris Brown
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Drag Car Flips Over
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I Like Kelly Cunningham Nude
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27 Pics of Girls in a Tight Dress
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Dude Gets Jerked Off by a Hooker on Streetview
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Hit Asses in Thongs
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Some Naked Playboy Girl in Video
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Teen Lesbians Fuck Each Other with Dildos
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What Are the Ugliest Cars Ever Made?
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Lauren Conrad in Redbook….Boring…Useless..But I Bet You Can Masturbate To It
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Gio Ott Modeling
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Holly Madison Names Her Kid Something Insane…..
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The 15 Best Pics in the Vanity Fair Oscar Party Photobooth
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Hot Jennifer Love Hewitt GIFS
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Amateur Bathroom Strip
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Burning Everyday Things with the Sun
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Dog Refuses Medicine
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Tied, Bound and Gangbanged
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Young Slut Licks Whipped Cream Off a Cock – Classy
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2 Handed Anal Fisting – AWESOME!
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Girl Vs a Fucking Machine
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Wonder if this Bukake is her High or Low Point
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Russian Porn is Hilarious
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Strictly English Caning
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Young Anal
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Fat Latina Booty
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2 Girls in Front of the Mirror
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I Make Girls Use Vibes On Themselves Always….These are the Best Out There…
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

08

Mar

Chrissy Teigan Naked Spray Tan for Instagram of the DAy

Chrissy Teigan is my best friend on social media….and I even signed up to her food blog…because that’s just how tight we are….you see I write her insanity about being a gold digger cuz she’s marrying some Grammy award winning piano playing singer….and she ignores me…but once said something about loving the site…because let’s face it…everyone does….even if she ignores me every time I reach out….

I just assume it’s like we’re an old married couple who have never met..I talk, she ignores…I masturbate to other girls…but still follow her shit…cuz I feel obligated…even if her jokes aren’t that funny…and her focus should be spent on getting naked….something she finally delivered on today…..cuz she posted a pic of her mixed race ass gold digging wannabe comedian ass getting a spray tan…and sharing said spray tan with her followers…cuz she’s open about her life like that…and because she more importantly….she loves any and all attention…that’s what happens to girls who only do SI…but never make the cover of SI….they work harder on building their own brand….which is made easier when financed by some dude she groupied right.

Who cares….oh right…I do….she’s lovely….

Posted in:Chrissy Teigan

2013

08

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima are Fun On Set of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima, a couple Brazilian old timers…have come together, yet again, thanks to the management at Victoria’s Secret…who think it is funny to listen to their Portuguese banter on set….or maybe they just like the way their South American asses compliment each other….but whatever the reason it’s all keep all those pesky white girls out of this one…today is fisherman friday….right…cuz all portuguese speaking people are fishermen…even then Brazilian ones….right? And all South Africans have AIDS thanks to losing their virginity to the black farmhand and/or blood diamond. And all the Eastern European ones are communists. And all the Americans get paid too much cuz they already have their citizenship and don’t need to eat shit for a greencard…

Whatever the reason behind this glorious union….shit remains a glorious union….of ass


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Posted in:Adriana Lima|Alessandra Ambrosio

2013

08

Mar

The Best Danielle Fishel for Maxim Video You Will See Today of the Day

I fucking hate Maxim. Just last week they sent me an asshole Lawyer’s letter asking me to take down all the maxim pics I have ever posted since 2010…because before 2010…Maxim used to pay me 1000 dollars a month to link their bullshit cuz I was a bigger site than them….I even spoke to their Lawyer…who is so backwards running after their pics…instead of just being like every other site who doesn’t care if you use their pics as long as you big them up..cuz it’s fucking marketing….you fucking cocksuckers…

So I refuse to post Maxim content or the low level D List chicks they are doing shoots with…unless it is in the form of an amazing youtube video by a serious fucking creep cuz finally…Maxim shoots have some fucking substance…

Fuck you Maxim…and Topanga…despite her fan base…has always been a chubby weird looking freak…so if you’re into this just cuz she has tits…I totally expected you to be…Childhood fantasies should die off with your dreams and aspirations you failure.

Posted in:Danielle Fishel

2013

08

Mar

Ashley Smith in the Shower of the Day

Ashley Smith is an awesome gap tooth model who has rockin’ tits…and who I guess is making the move into acting….because here she is in some 5 mintue movie…this girl likes the camera….and remindsus how easy it is to be on camera….if you look like her…..

So this movie goes from her communicating with her dog about what to wear…showering in a way that I can’t see her nipples….going to a photoshoot….then meeting some creepy dude who looks like a woman/and or lesbian…for international women’s day I guess…..

It doesn’t end in anal….or close ups of her throat fucking like most movies end….but is a shitty love story and she is still seducing me with her hot model hotness…despite how bad this is….reminding me she exists…and leading me to my archives to find pictures of her tits…..


TITS That you can see –

1- Here
2- Here
3- Here

Posted in:Ashley Smith

2013

08

Mar

Nina Agdal for Aerie Bikinis of the Day

I normally find Nina Agdal looks like a waterhead…you know a real down syndromer…the kind of girl who should be wearing a hockey helmet around at the grocery story…and a pair of mittens so that she doesn’t start masturbating like a freak in public as most retarded people do…because they really aren’t retarded at all…but more advanced then us…proven by their massive alien heads…that in turn know if they play dumb…they will be cared for, get preferential parking, and most importantly can get away with saying mean shit in public, inappropriate shit in publc, pulling their genitals out in public, and grabbing at unsuspecting girl titties in public…being like “it’s okay I’m a retard…no no a legit retard…I am allowed to do this”…

But these pictures are different…her tits…her body…totally distracting and awesome….she should dress like this more often…and I am sure she will…you know with being a bikini model and all…bikinis iskinda her thing…

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

08

Mar

Courtney Stodden Hot Video Insanity of the Day

Courtney Stodden put on a wig and decided to show off her shitty acting skills…via her character she created in her insane brain…that is a gothic…rocker lookin’ chick named Courtland…who calls out Stodden for being a slut…saying she’s her half sister….then goes on ripping into her about marrying D-Listed Saggy Ball old man….promotes her band called CumBallzofBlood….which sounds awesome….then she shits on Courtney for being not being real…and a gold digger….

Sounding drunk…in stockings…and lingerie spread and slutty…I feel like this is straight from the role play she saves for the bedroom that she’s now sharing with us….and I am forced to take all the negative I’ve said abotu her back…cuz Courtney Stodden…is a telent…a real fucking talent….

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2013

08

Mar

Mila Kunis Pantsless for Allure of the Day

Mila Kunis is alright….isn’t she? Who cares who’s dick she puts inside her unprotected…that she will likely marry…and have kids with…none of that matters….because she’s just pictures and videos to us….pictures and videos we should all collectively try to get pregnant by throwing our load at our computer screens…hoping for some technological glitch…like the movie Weird Science…

Seriously…she’s pretty fucking good….in this allure photoshoot….despite all the flaws in her and her personality…and her sex life and public image….because none of that affects us…but her pictures do….and I want to impregnate them…..

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2013

08

Mar

Tina Fey in her Bathing Suit of the Day

I am a Tina Fey hater. I don’t find her interesting, clever, amazing, or attractive…..I don’t like funny girls…or girls who everyone think are funny and I don’t like their silly little chick jokes for chicks and not just cuz it is International WOmen’s day…but everyday….making her billions of dollars…even though everything about her and her humor annoys me….it’s just shit that talks to everyday 9-5 girls and whenever she is celebrated…I get annoyed….But I appreciate that she wears bikinis from the 1800s so that I don’t have to see her mom body….because her mom comedy is bad enough…

I guess Tina Fey’s not as horrible as I thought she was….but she is as horrible looking as I thought she was….proving I am always right…in some capacity or another…

Posted in:Tina Fey