Selena Gomez is on a seriou promo kick for Spring Breakers…and I guess her clothing line…because like all celebrities….they attach themselves to clothing manufacturers who put out collections under the celebrities name….and split profits as long as the celebrity pretends she is involved in when talking to the media…and as long as the celebrity wears it to at least one event per month…because the world, at least America…only care about celebrities…and copying celebrities…and getting a taste of celebrity through a jacket named after a celebrity sold at Wal Mart…it is fucking crazy..

What isn’t crazy, is I think Selena Gomez is alright, at least in this Harper’s shoot….but that could just be because I like the fact that she sex offended Beiber for publicity….back when he was 16 and she was 18 and he was experimenting with girls to make sure those tricks Usher taught him about hiding the football in his ass weren’t all life had to offer….

Right?

Here’s the behind the scenes video…

Here’s a video of Selena Gomez being interviewed by some crooked faced Aussie who is fucking insane enough to give me boners….even though I generally don’t like my women makin jokes, or even talking, this one here is pretty ok…

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