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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2013

Feb

Alyson Michalka Posts a Bikini Pic of the Day

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Alyson Michalka has a sister and together they are exploited Disney jailbait that never was….cuz they had this window of maybe they’d be the next Miley but kinda ended up no where…even though they are babes…and look at this one’s body…it’s out of a porno magazine…all fit and rockin what looks like implants…making me happy they aren’t huge…her career not her tits….because it means she’s more accessible…with all that failing at the opportunities she had in front of her…and feeling inadequate it didn’t amount to bigger things…even if she’s already don’t more than most of twats…you know she’s comparing herself to actual stars….and I’m comparing her to my dick…at least the printed up pic I just printed of her…pretending these paper cuts are caused by her virginity….

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2013

Feb

Lea Michele See Through Sexiness (weird) of the Day

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I make fun of Lea Michele for being a dude….you know the tranny on Glee cuz they have the retard, the gay black dyslexic….the lesbian the Precious…and all the other freaks in between…making a mockery of politically correctness by being too politically correct in a huge fuck you people don’t catch onto…..but I don’t think she’s a dude….she’s wearing lace and even trannies, who love lookin’ pretty wouldn’t be this bold in their shit….I mean this is almost porno….Glee porno…which I guess is a trend cuz check out these other pic she posted on twitter…..I think Lea Michele is trying to do this “sexy” think even though she looks like Sarah Jessica Parker….weird.

Naughty….Naughty…..

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2013

Feb

Rihanna Behind the Scenes for Elle UK of the Day

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Rihanna is a fashion model now…all doing covers of magazines and shit…she’s come a long way from being a garbage man’s daughter sucking dick to get off her Caribbean island shanty….back when she was 14 and trapped that dude who sold her to Jay Z….in what must be a really insane story that we’ll never know….but we all know hotter girls, more talented girls, from more advantageous situations, who would love to be Rihanna…and aren’t…bringing up a lot of what the fucks…..

Love her or hate her for teaching girls to accept and forgive guys who beat the fuck out of you..I think she’s hot…and knowing she can throw down and not press charges…kinda makes her more exciting…not cuz I like the idea of beating women…just cuz I like the idea of Rihanna being beaten cuz she’s a fucking idiot who puts herself in situations and deserves it.

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2013

Feb

Edita Vilkeviciute in Lingerie for Etam of the Day

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Etam is a lingerie company out of france…..

Edita Vilkeviciute is a model out of amazing….and by amazing I mean another planet…and that planet happens to be Lithuania…where her humble beginnings started in 1989…making cabbage soup and milking goats….but now…now she’s a fucking hero in the fashion scene…a hero with a hot body…that looks awesome in lingerie…and by awesome I mean…don’t all girls look like this in lingerie?

I mean if they don’t they should probably just kill themselves…cuz as far as I’m concerned this is what dudes expect to see when you strip…sure we’ll stick it in you…but don’t take that as a compliment…this here…this Edita is what we want…we just happen to be willing to stick our dick in anything…even a bag full of rotting meat….as long as it can be fucked….

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2013

Feb

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom Breastfeeding of the Day

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I know the Oscars were a week ago….I haven’t erased the memory of how boring they were…or that I bothered watching them even though I was shunned this year for my great work in sitting on the couch ripping into celebrities cuz they make more money than me in their bullshit fabricated poptart world….that is annoying, unimportant….and overpaid….

But I just saw these pics Terry Richardson posted of his Oscar party hopping, cuz he’s not a dirt bag just cuz he looks like one…in fact he’s a multi millionaire who has become an icon in fashion….and in being an icon…even if it wasn’t all that hard to pull off…he gets access….and I’m not hating…he brings the sleaze…slowly and steadily and I love sleaze….

Well out of his pics….these Orlando Bloom breast feeding, cuz you know he did after they had their kid…is pretty much my favorite…and that’s probably because Miranda Kerr is a babe and far better to look at than Borat and Seth Rogan “networking” at some mixer for the 1% who tricked their way into that horrible hollywood self involved masturbatory world…and will now produce shitty content for everyone to celebrate even if it is unoriginal recycled crap….

Here’s the Kerr pic…it calms down all my rage….

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Here she is at Good Morning America…

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2013

Feb

Bar Refaeli in Bras for Youtube of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…Youtube is a porn site….thaat more people masturbate to than actual porn sites….you know all publicly traded and billion dollar makin….porn sites…where the porn may not be hardcore fucking…but instead babes in bikinis, girls doing fitness half naked, twerk videos, wet t-shirt contests…and lingerie company promo videos featuring top models who I may think are overrated…and large…but still appreciate seeing them slutty in video peddling bullshit for 10,000 dollars a day or more….

This one is for Passionata. The company who picked up Bar Refaeli when Victoria’s Secret dropped her off their roster for what I can assume was her requesting more money…or acting like a bitch all cuz she had A-Lister boyfriends and a bank account exploding from the seams…

Who cares…this is hot….watch it.

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2013

Feb

Heidi Klum Playing with Bikini Models of the Day

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It must be hard for Heidi Klum to accept that she’s no longer the prized hen at the fair….but is instead old, tired, a mom of her own army of mixed race kids that were spawned from some creepy German scat fetishes gone wrong….and a few illegitimate encounters for good measure….because as I see her on set of her TV show in Hawaii…she looks sad…that even when throwin’ out her huge, awesome cleavage, no one but the paparazzi were bothering taking pics of her…..I mean sure, she’s making money, but when you have all kinds of money, sometimes all you really want is a photographer to tell you you’re beautiful….or that you still got it….keepin’ busy or not…she’s a fraction of what she was and that’s a fucking downer…but at least there is always new blood, new body, to bring out the old…and bring in the new….like a never ending turnstile of talent I want to have sex with….because I want to have sex with everything vagina…even old, tired, sad Heidi Klum…cuz damn them titties b eHOT LIKE FIRE no matter how old they are….

Here are a couple pics of her on set.

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2013

Feb

Chloe Green is Dating Marc Anthony of the Day

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Chloe Green is the heiress to the Topshop and other retail giants in the UK fortune….

Chloe Green is also my best friend on social media….once she wrote me saying:

@drunkstepfather another sad person on twitter. Get a life seriously and find something better to do and make take a look at yourself first

I don’t know what I wrote, but assume it was nonsense and she was probably totally right in saying, but as I always to when people tell me I suck… I didn’t bother looking at myself…but I am lookin at her today…with recent reports that she’s gone on with her life after me and is now dating Marc Anthony….who is 44 to her 21 which doesn’t phase me…cuz I am 43 and fuck 18 year olds all the time…but that she’s actually a billionaire and can be involved with anyone….even with her average looks….because she’s a billionaire…but Marc Anthony…that dude’s creepy looking….not to mention…Marc Anthony is Marc Anthony and has all kinds of money and doesn’t need her for her money….and could be banging 21 year old bikini models….it’s just all so weird…

I guess all this comes down to having serious Daddy issues…or maybe…just maybe she’s staged this rebellion to humiliate the already insane family that probably can’t be humiliated….

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2013

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens Rockin’ Serious Cleavage for Cosmo of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is on her promo tour for Springbreakers, which she is probably hoping will be a careeer changer for her, giving her more opportunity to work in more edgy, serious, exciting, naked roles….cuz being some Disney High School Musical tart is hard to live down…even after releasing underage nude pics…the world felt she was victimized….cuz that’s how her handlers handled it….instead of grasping that it was nothing more than a call for attention….to say…I’ don’t have mouse ears for a vagina…sure it’s a fuzzy little thing that looks like it could be a rodent…but it’s not….it’s slutty and it is mine…pay attention to me….

Here she is in Cosmo or some other magazine…showing some cleavage and dry humping whatever it is she’s dry humping and she looks pretty fucking awesome to me….I’m a fan of this kind of behavior…

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2013

Feb

Rihanna Avoids the Upskirt, She So Classy….of the Day

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I am offended that Rihanna is pulling down her sweatshirt she’s wearing as a dress when getting out of the car for some party at some club in LA….because this is Rihanna….an rumored ex teen prostitute who airs her dirty laundry….period stains and all…out for the world to see and make judgement on….when she’s not posting half naked pics of herself on social media…or leaking them to the media back when she was trying to re-invent herself….

She’s sending mixed messages….I mean she seems like the kind of girl who wants her millions of fans to give her a gynecological exam through pics…but then she pulls back when the time is right to make that happen…

It is just so inconsistent….it gives me a headache…

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