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2013

04

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The weekend was filled with ghetto fucking strip clubs…who didn’t like us taking pics of their dancers as discreetly as two drunk idiots could….and gutter drinking holes filled with hot, young, dubstep loving, despite dubstep being horrible babes….but most importantly…it was filled with me, despite how much I drank, not dying….which I guess is awesome cuz as much as I hate everything, I love making fun of it….

Good Morning Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!
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Early Morning Coffee Art
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I Feel Like the Fat Batman of Bradford is One of You…
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The Best Nutcrakcer in the History of the World….
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Hot Blonde’s Awesome Topless Car Ride
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If Luke Skywalker Had The Internet…..
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Tiffany Toth in her One Piece….Is a Lot of Fun…To Stare At..
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Two Drunk College Girls….Get Covered….In Cum…..(NSFW)
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Claudia Romani Has a Great Ass in South Beach
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Here is a Timeline of Seth Cohen and Summer Roberts on the OC in GIFS (WTF)
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Celebrity Birthdays of the Week So You Know Who To Call Old on Twitter
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What Historical Landmark is On Your Bucket List?
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Flipper the Cat Gets New Legs
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3 Best Booty Workouts to Start Your Day….With Fitness
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Get Some Free Webcam Action Cuz It’s Fun….
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2013

01

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day


Today’s stepGIRL is @lauurennnn and It is her Birthday…So Go Wish her a Happy Birthday you Preverts…..

My favorite thing about the weekend is that it feels like every other day for me…I get drunk, try to fuck random women, wake up feeling alone and hungover, even though I have a fat wife snoring next to me, and I do it all over again in what some may consider depressing but that I think is revolutionary…if you consider achieving absolutely nothing revolutionary…which luckily I do…

Here’s to punching random girls in the face with your boner romantically….nice and smooth…while she tickles your asshole…

Here’s to making awesome autocorrect typos when flirting with girls…

Here’s to big tits where the nipples don’t aim to the ground….

Here’s to fisting til it hurts then squirts…..

Why the fuck am I making a Toast…it’s not a wedding…it’s the fucking stepLINKS and here they are…

Here’s to me stopping this toast….it’s overkill….

Here’s to the stepLINKS…

The Best Picture of Nicole Eggert You May Ever See
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RIP Motherfucker the Weirdo Ginger Tap Dancer Edition
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January Jones Pantsless….
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Virgin Solves Rubik Cube While Juggling
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Lucy Pinder Awesome Rack in Loaded
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Trailer Park’s Got Talent
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This Girl Has Got serious Tits
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Trust Fail Compilation!
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Miley Looks Stressed Now That Her Boyfriend Cheated on Her
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What is the Best Sci-Fi Series Ever
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Sadie Frost has a Great Rock Hard Nippple
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Kirsten Dunst is Fucking Ravaged
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I am Not Bored of Jennifer Lawrence’s Pokies
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What the Fuck is Going On in This Pic
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Kat Von D is a Joker in Spandex Pants….
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Drunk Guy Dive Fail
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Asian Rape Fetishes on the Bus Are Weird…Seriously Fucking Weird…I Should Be Linking This… (NSFW)
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Art School Seizes a Fridge full of Cum…I Blame the LEsbians…
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So Many Babes in Glasses – YOu May Die
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The 20 Hottest Pics of Jacqui Ainsley (Who?)
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Simon Cowell Partners Up with Youtube for a Talent Contest
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Disgusting Foot Fungus – The Video –
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Una Healy Has an Interesting See Through Dress On
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Kanye Sells His Home Cuz He’s Whipped
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Crazy Baseball Catch…If You’re Into That Kinda Thing..
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I am Into Watching this Girl Take a Bath
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Katherine Webb the Wet Wet Wet Wet Suit pics…From the Set of the Worst Show Ever….
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What a Sweet Blowjob
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Jesus This Girl Has Big Tits in the Park
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Watch Danish Wonder Woman Fight Nazis
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Claudia Romani Luring Black Dudes With Her Hot Booty….
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Judge Hates oN Lohan’s Lawyer….You Get What You Pay For when you’re Paying Him in Herpes…
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Taylor Swift Loves Penis Inside Her
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Katie Holmes Doing the Lesbian Thing
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Her Name is Yvonne and She’s in Maxim Showing Tit
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Horny Milf Fucks Her Husband in the Backyard.
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Bieber is a Timebomb….a Drunk, High, Topless, Timebomb….I’m eager to see actually explode.
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Guys Watch a Childbirth Video…Funny
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Her Name is Samara Weaving and She’s Got Booty in a Bikini
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The Flip Bike May Be the Coolest Thing You Will See Today..
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Tiger and Elin Trial Marriage
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Chris Cooper is the New Green Goblin
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Obese Man Surfing is Hysterical
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I Like This Amateur babe on Webcam
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I generally Don’t Care About Pregnant Celebs- But Malin Akerman Pregnant is a Real Downer
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Romantic Cat Climbs To Find Lover
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Her Name is Elizabeth and she’s in Black Stockings..
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I am Into Spying on a Nude Neighbor!
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Some on the Couch Anal
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Watching a Girl Masturbate
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Funny Hair on this Romantic Amateur Fuck
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Babe Twerking in her Underwear
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Girl Fucks Her Friend’s Dad
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These are the craziest Leggings Getting Anal
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Three Girls on Cam Together
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Her Tits are Very Shitty
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I Make Girls Use Vibes On Themselves Always….These are the Best Out There…
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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2013

01

Mar

Kelly Brook Vs a Dildo of the Day

Kelly Brook was punked on TV….in what would be be offensive…..
if it wasn’t staring a couple hooker type women…who are virtually pornstars…..who just don’t have sex on camera…but who do showcase their tits for money…willing to do almost anything to get ahead….

You know what…this is actually a well executed prank….and I’m happy it’s allowed on TV…next time let’s hope she’s riding it or inserting it in her ass…but it would have to be a hell of a lot bigger to insure she feels it….that loose lipped /orifice harlot…..

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2013

01

Mar

Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

I’ve probably already posted all these pics of Victoria’s Secret Swim…but that’s not saying much…because every time I do a Victoria’s Secret post….I am convinced I’ve done it before…even when it is with their new girls…because they have a formula….that they do over and over again…in an uninspiring…but still decent to stare at cuz it’s half naked babes….kinda way…and that’s why they win me over everytime…those corporate bastards own me with all them cleavage…borng fucking cleavage and I hate them for it…

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2013

01

Mar

Priyanka Chopra for Vogue India of the Day

Priyanka Chopra is so lovely and exotic….like a fruit your family buys on special occasions or when you are sick with a cold and they are hoping the vitamins get you better cuz your diet of creamed corn, canned beans, ramen noodles and margerine, booze and chips and cake….doesn’t really give your body what it needs…making her a welcomed indian (dot not feather) set of titties to stare at from Vogue India….cuz sometimes…you gotta look at what else is out there…international pussy…even if it smells like curry and the hallway of an immigrant filled building…and even if it is hairy and creepy looking…because this generation is about diversity….and luckily Diversity. even in another language, can still has a pussy and can suck a dick…right Priyanka Chopra?

If you’re wondering who Priyanka Chopra is…she’s in movies, was Miss World in 2000….and has a record deal….but her most important achievement is that I tried to masturbate to her 5 minutes ago…I like to help people.

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2013

01

Mar

Sophia Bush has an Uneventful Ass of the Day

The only thing I know about Sophia Bush is that she was on some show that really spoke to nerds everywhere….making them loyal to her…..which is good for her…because I don’t think she’s really done much…if anything in the last decade but yet…to some virgin losers out there…she’s still their queen…a queen with a dumpy ass…


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2013

01

Mar

Kim Kardashian Unfortunate Flashback Friday of the Day

Kim Kardashian or her handlers are scrambling…..to do damage control or at least to maintain some level of “hotness” that I think it totally wrongfully allocated to her…but that I accept as the general public…most importantly dudes….are fucking idiots who think anything is hot if they are told it is and it has a set of tits…

Cuz for her instagram – she “Flashback Fridayed” these pics of her in what could be a diaper…but probably isnt’….hoping her fans are like “that’s the shit I dooooo like tho”….cuz really….they’d be the only ones…cuz whenever I see pics of her…all I smell is feces…but in her defense…I don’t shower and could just be smelling myself..

Either way, she’s a vile pig we can only hope dies in childbirth of her demon child to end the world of the damage she’s caused…..

You know she posted this cuz she thinks she looks hot in it – and you should hate her for that.

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2013

01

Mar

The Girls of Nuts of the Day

Nuts just released an issue they call the “Lingerie Special”…that I call the “Let’s Recycle The Best Pics of the Last Year Cuz Dudes Will Buy Into this Shit and Collect it Cuz It Has All Their Favorite Glamour Model Tits from the Last Year In It which Means We will Sell All Kinds of Copies even If Website Rip Them Off…Cuz it Is Free Advertising….on Free Content…cuz we already used it Beffore…We are Geniuses…We Use Tits To Make Monehy on Average Girls Who Just Love the Attention and Then Repackage it and repackage it…Genius”….

Here are the pics starring Lucy Pinder, Holly Peers, Rosie Jones, Jessica-Jane Clement, India Reynolds and Danielle Sharp, Danica Thrall…Lacey Banghard….shit does the list ever end…. Other busty girls who are average at best but think they are gold….cuz that’s what NUTS UK wants them to think to keep em working for cheap…


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2013

01

Mar

My Girl Emily Ratajkowski is Topless in GQ Turkey of the Day

Little known fact….I write poetry for Emily Ratajkowski..every night before I got to bed…and I keep it in a little box that I will one day present her with…to show her my life with her….before we knew each other…and how she inspired me to be a better man…and enter my quest of following my heart to be with her til the end of time…..because she writes poetry for me…she just doesn’t know it…and it is in the form of hot titties…hot body….that is gonna take the fuck over….for GQ Turkey today…and the world tomorrow…she’s perfect….and yes this may not be specifically shot for me…but it might as well could be….and that’s what matters…

Enrata baby…you’re amazing…hold me close and never let me go.

(that’s one of my poems, I’m not very good at romance)

She’s perfect….

Here’s the behind the scenes video…

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2013

01

Mar

McKayla Maroney Booty in Leggings for Fox News of the Day

This is typical for a right wing site…to showcase an American hero in a subtle semi-erotic way…for their right wing readers…who don’t like gays, but don’t mind good old all american medal winning teen ass…cuz staring at teen ass…like firearms is a God Given American right…and if you don’t like it you can get yourself back to some Mulim country like Iraq.(eye-rack).

Don’t worry…she fought for your country…she may be 17….but she won gold for America…and that means you can lust after her like a oil tycoon in Texas….who hates those blacks and mexicans…but likes the neighbor’s daughter enough to buy her from her parents….

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