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2013

04

Mar

Ellie Goulding in her Bikini of the Day

I know very little about Ellie Goulding ….in fact I had to google who she was to see if she was worth posting…and even after discovering that she wasn’t worth posting despite a huge fan base cuz people love her…..I am still going to post her…cuz she’s doing one thing that I approve of….and that is wearing a bikini….and bikinis…as much as they may be disgusting on some hags….are still bikinis…and thus must be celebrated….even if the girl in the bikini isn’t even the girl I am posting on…but how would I know that….since I have no idea who the girl I am posting on is….but I do know one thing…and that is bikinis….or at least how to spot them….and that concludes this riveting investigative journalism post I’ve failed at.

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2013

04

Mar

Kendall Jenner is More Interesting Than Her Monster Family of the Day

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Some pervert sent me these pictures of Kendall Jenner….who is as far as I’m concerned still a Kardashian….only ethnic cleansed of her Armenian roots….but still polluted by her hooker, gold digging, stage mom’s ego….making her probably as big of a cancer as the rest of these assholes….who have no business being famous…but who are famous…cuz America is obsessed with rich people doing rich people things…like not really working….while living the good life…like a bunch of fucking brats…..and I guess some of you are obsessed with seeing them in bikinis…especially when they are 17 year old bikini models….you see cuz her job is to be half naked and you’re not at fault for liking it….if anything it is the company and her mom who are the ones sexualizing the youth…you’re just a victim of the media….at least that’s what you need to tell your lawyer when the Feds come after you…

Worst Family Ever….Here is the proof…

But if you Haven’t Had Enough of them and Don’t Want to Murder Them….You can look at pics of Kourtney Kardashian, mom of 2, in her bikini…..
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2013

04

Mar

Olivia Munn Bottom Feeding Cleavage of the Day

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Olivia Munn doesn’t interest me at all…but I have this picture of her bending over suggestively…showing off her cleavage that I can assume is fake….like the rest of her….you know the kind of twat who on her quest to be famous with average at best looks….pretended she was something she wasn’t, targeted the nerds like the popular girl at school trying to get the votes for Prom queen…with little to no sincerity….developing a fan base that opened doors for her….but luckily not too wide…cuz she’s struggling to make this acting thing work…and you know hate her or not…I am always into lookin at tit…even when it is clothed….

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2013

04

Mar

Miranda Kerr Topless and Censored for Instagram of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is a fucking jerk…she went to the trouble of posting this awesome pic of her topless in the ocean….living the life of luxury that girls dream of….but can’t pull off cuz they are ratchet, haggard, and not Miranda Kerr….all romantic, sun soaked with her titties out….but they edited the shit so that I can’t imagine breast feeding…which is something I love doing…what a fucking bummer….I’d say she’s gotta redeem herself….but the truth is…her titties are already all over the internet…you just gotta LOOK FOR IT making this cock teasing activity…not as bad as it initially made me…. I forgive her.

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2013

04

Mar

Toni Garrn Topless in St Bart for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Toni Garrn is in St Barts, shooting for Victoria’s Secret, and with St Barts being a part of France, topless on the beach is the norm….and in being a model….who has been topless in photoshoots before …cuz that’s how you become a big model…making the whole “getting topless” shit not that big of a deal….because it is not a big deal….you American Girls just don’t get that….and think the nipple is sacred…like you’re from some Muslim country or some shit….and your nipple is your ankle…

Maybe PG-13….Christian friendly Victoria’s Secret….is taking things to the next level….with a little more nipple they used to always photoshop out….we can only hope…cuz these girls are babes….babes trapped in a corporate cage…but babes never the less…

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2013

04

Mar

Edita Vilkeviciute on the Beach for Allure of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is a pretty famous model and she’s modeling some bathing suits for ALLURE…that may not be really showcasing her awesome TITS that she normally puts on blast for fashion….if anything they are covering her up like she was a middle aged mom at an all inclusive resort for spring break….all disappointed in her body and what has come of it….shy despite having thrown in the towel and given up….thanks to husband and kids…and a love for cake….only unlike that mom on Vacation…I know that this model…under her one piece….is not a mom on vacation who has given up…but a babe….making this mom who has given up fantasy far more fun to masturbate to…than an actual mom who has given up…if you know what I mean.

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2013

04

Mar

Emily Ratajkowski for Frendrick’s of Hollywood of the Day

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In the event you don’t read this site….Emily Ratajkowski….is a girl I write love letters to…love songs for….poems…and even have taken up the art of sculpture to express myself…because her tits…and body….just inspire and most importantly make me feel like we are connected at the soul….at least through her tits…cuz that’s all I can stare at….because I think they the window to her mind….

She’s a babe, she’s going to the top, she’s doing a campaign for Fredrick’s and she’ll be working for VS or SI by next year….unless I get her pregnant first and ruin her life…which is something I am trying but my envelopes full of sperm I try mailing to her…keep getting sent back to me…dry…..

She’ll be famous….That’s my prediction….get ready for it…cuz we’ve already seen her naked….good things are to come….

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2013

04

Mar

Rosie Huntington-Whitely for Vogue Spain of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is a babe…and not just because she’s into bald dudes…giving bald dudes everywhere hope that one day a beauty like this will walk in their lives…even though they aren’t the kind of bald dudes who are also action movie stars with millions of dollars and tons of babes who want on their dicks….not that it matters..she still brings hope…and inspiration and she’s hot when doin’ it…and that’s all I really care about…I am shallow like that.

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2013

04

Mar

Stephanie Fantauzzi Brings Some Tits on TV of the Day

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I didn’t watch Shameless last night…because I don’t have a TV and I avoid my creepy neighbor who lets me use his for such important events like the Academy Awards….despite not wanting to hang with him…cuz all he wears is a robe and is often times exposed and touching himself while staring at me….even though I’m not a very good lookin dude…in fact I’m the kind of guy who can go to a gay bar and not have one guy…not even the lonely guy try to talk to me…making the whole experience pretty sad and not one I like to throw myself into….But thanks to the internet….I get to see all the good parts without the sexual harassment….I am also not that into Shameless cuz it is too sensationalized, you know just throw everything at a story that is offensive and wrong and people will love it…making it too unrealistic to get into….

Her name is Stephanie Fantauzzi….and here she is makin’ it in the entertainment industry…one nipple at a time…

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2013

04

Mar

Maria Menounos in her Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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I don’t know why Maria Menounos is taking a shit in her bathing suit in the garden by the pool….but I am going to assume that it has something to do with the old greek anus….which thanks to all the love it has seen…no longer has the strength to resist or hold back an impending shit….you see cuz that’s what happens when it gets stretched out….

I just know that she posted it to the internet…and I like it…even if it means her asshole doesn’t have as much grip as it used to…

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