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2013

25

Feb

The 2013 Oscar Recap of the Day

I live tweeted the Oscars as opposed to pre-program tweeted the Oscars….I got a few tedious hours in before Twitter put me on lockdown for tweeting too much…..which was unfortunate because it was before Jennifer Lawrence, all awkward as shit fell, or Anne Hathaway robbed the awards because cutting your hair while fake crying for 5 minutes, should not be an Oscar winning performance to me, it was also right before Adele won more than just an eating contest, or the biggest splash at the public pool,the pregnant woman who like an elephant stays pregnant for over a year, or the heaviest girl in the history of her grade school…fat is a choice people…a horrible choice that deserves to be mocked so that young girls don’t make it….but I did manage to experience a jittery, unshowered, medicated Kristen Stewart and other really uneventful shit that didn’t give me a boner, that felt like a badly produced high school play, and I only laughed at a joke about Abe Lincoln’s assassination…I also liked the Shark attack music the less cool winners who weren’t good for ratings got…while Anne Hathaway coulda gone on in her soft spoken, trying to act sincere, cuz she is an Oscar winner you know, bullshit…….

Maybe I am a hater…cuz I just can’t see past how fucking pathetic it is to celebrate rich and famous people who are already celebrated everyday….for their acting that is essentially lying…that they get overpaid for and that brings no good to the fucking world….other than distract them from real issues….it’s a farce, a lie, and even the winners are fucking obvious…

The only performance that was impressive this year was Hush Puppy in Beasts of the Southern Wild.. cuz she’s 9…..and she was robbed……and thanks to that rejection at a young age…will have horrible repressed memories…so if the Oscars did anything this year…it was teach a young girl about failure at a young age…pretty much ruining her life….thanks for that you assholes…..

I guess they also gave a billion women something to fantasize about too…but that doesn’t mean it didn’t suck, and wasn’t a waste of fucking time…..

Here ares some pics from instagram….

Here is the Jennifer Lawrence Fall…


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2013

25

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It was Oscar weekend and I did so many glamourous things….from getting wasted on an indian reserve with some toothless woman….to working my way to a ghetto club where fat chicks did dancehall dancing up on my dick….in what would have been a nightmare if I wasn’t really fucking into it….because unlike most amazing and beautiful bloggers…I don’t get invited to events, maybe cuz I am a liability, so I make events of my fucking own….that said…I am glad the Oscars are over and done with cuz I can handle another 2 months of people talking about the shit….so that’s why I’m gonna stop right now, thank you very much and need someone with a human touch on webcam…wrist deep…

Here are some morning links…

The 7 Worst Javelin Fails – VIDEO
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What Did The Meteor Shockwave Feel Like In Russia?
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I’m No Prude, But Holy Shit Brandi Glanville Was a Piece of Trash at the Oscars
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Pranking With the sofa Bed – VIDEO
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Nothing Wrong With Some Morning Pokie Nipples!
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Erection Advice Anyone?
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The 50 Hottest Celebrities Who’ve Posed For Playboy
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Free Cam Shows, Let’s Start the Week Right (NSFW)
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Horny Girlfriend Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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WATCH: Michelle Obama’s ‘Evolution of Mom Dancing’ is Funktastic!
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I’d Like to Be All Over Hillary Fisher’s Ass (NSFW)
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Hilary Swank and Rosario Dawson and Emmy Rossum Together at Last
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You Shot Me – The Supercut – VIDEO
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2013

22

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

More of Today’s Amazing New Orleans Bounce stepGIRL on Instagram @jessicamasters

Tell girls you want to milk them like you milk stray cats to make stray cat cheese cuz it is more affordable…will probably not get you laid…but if it does…keep that girl…cuz she’s clearly the ultimate weirdo….

Here are some stepLINKS….

This Karlie Kloss Gallery is a Gift From God
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Don’t Click the Picture Dude, Trust Me, Just Don’t Click the Picture
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is Ripped But Useless
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Rihanna and Kate Moss for V Magazine – Again
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Crazy Ping Pong Shot
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The Worst Basketball Shot Ever? Possibly – VIDEO
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Erin Heatherton In Lingerie Will Make Your Friday That Much Better
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Katherine Webb is Touching Her Toes, Wow
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Lindsay’s Lawsuit Against Pitbull Was Laughed Out Of Court
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Vanessa Chin Is Our Favorite Pole Vaulter (NSFW)
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Nikkie and Peaches Are a Fantastic 2 for 1 (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Let’s Start the Weekend Right
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Sober VERSUS Drunk – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Cool Newfie Invetor’s Can Invention
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Megan Fox Stars in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Headspin Strike
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Rooney Mara for Interview Magazine
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5 Minute Magic Challenge
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World’s Worst Mom Jailed for Telling Daughter to Kill Herself
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Big Boobed Hottie and a Web Cam (NSFW)
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Hayden Panettiere Covers Nylon
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Tess Ellen Rubbing Cream on Her Boobs (NSFW)
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Irina Shayk Modeling Bikinis (SITE NSFW)
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How About Some Pussy Pumping Fun (NSFW)
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Paulina Gretzky Upskirt with some Great Cleavage (NSFW)
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And Here’s Some Taylor Swift
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The 10 Best Celeb Hottie Looks From Awards Season So Far
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Cat VERSUS Alligator – VIDEO
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Top 50 Movie Moments of All Time
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These Titties Are Looking Great (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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RC Plane FAIL – VIDEO
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Bradley Cooper Probably Nailed This Chick
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Chloe Miranda Is Now On Your Radar (NSFW)
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Malena and Alice Get It On! (NSFW)
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How About a Gallery of AWESOME?!
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And MORE Spring Breakers Hotness – VIDEO
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Another Girl Crush: Lara Stone (NSFW)
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Cheryl Cole is Looking Trashy on Stage and I Like It
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This Slut Makes Good Use of This Dildo (NSFW)
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Ahhhhhh Emma Stone
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CELEBS Caught in Compromising Positions While Falling
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Sexy Webcam Fail
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8 Hour Old School Hip Hop Mix
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Get a Stronger Boner
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Weird Masked Amateur Sex
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Fisting til She Squirts
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Drunk Elevator Blowjob
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Public Humilation
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Anal While Two Couples Fuck on Bed
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Funny Revenge Video
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Shitty Amateur Tits Suck Dick
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Pregnant Lactating Hooker
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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2013

22

Feb

Jessica Stam is the Hottest She’s Been in a Long Time of the Day

Canadian Supermodel Jessica Stam is a babe. She’s pretty much fell off the map as far as I’m concerned, because she used to have high profile boyfriends, and she was in every fashion shoot, but was never one of those high sex appeal models working for lingerie companies that we are into…..but today…today that has all changed….a new beginning for her….and new chapter….a new half naked model is born….into my kind of porn…doing a lingerie campaign I love….Good job

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2013

22

Feb

Top 5 Champagne Facial Videos of the Day

The new Harlem Shake is the champagne facial and I decided to compile a list of the top 7 or 8 but only found 5 cuz I guess it isn’t the next Harlem Shake…but with my influential touch on the world…it will be….you’re welcome Champagne facial…I just made you famous….

That said – number 5 is the best one….

5 – The Different Types of Champagne Facials….So Dirty….

4 -Some Girl On Set….. not getting a facial….but I’m counting it….

3 – Some Amateur Girl Named Kirill Getting Down in a hard to See Champagne Facial

2 – Hayden Panettiere Getting a Champagne Facial for some Show….which is better than her not getting a champagne facial….for the celebrity factor…

1 – Amazing Bottle Suckin’ Amateur

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2013

22

Feb

DrunkenSweatshop StepSHIRTS of the Day

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Don’t forget to stepSHIRT into the future….it is better to stepSHIRT than to stepSHART….stepSHIRTS may be made for guys….but are far hotter on Girls….Get up on the movement….you clowns….

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2013

22

Feb

Olivia Wilde Showing Shoulder in some Ad Campaign of the Day

Olivia Wilde would get stoned to death in some arab village for showing this much skin….you know almost 90 percent of her perfectly toned shoulder….but here in North America…this shit is light weight…and even in the UK….or as I like to call it…the motherland of blue collar titty models thanks to shitty diets and big titties….this is unacceptable for a leech of a celebrity….trying to make it in America….under some fake name…cuz she didn’t thnk Cockburn was appropriate for her brand….but I guess for her really easy to please fans…she’s rocking a tight dress and you can stare at her from the back…which is probably exciting for you…while I need more fisting to really feel like these pics were a success….

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2013

22

Feb

Victoria Justice and Her Stage Mom and Sister of the Day

I don’t know who Victoria Justice is…I just know I always feel uncomfortable when I see these Stage moms in action…you know forcing their daughters who they thing are the prettiest little things into acting at a young age…to feed their own egos…and live out their own dreams….exploiting them to pay the fucking bills and live the good life…teaching them that sacrificing their childhood is worth it….and breaking them at their core once old enough to realize just how hard their own parents, the people they trust fucked them….which is not as deep, or long, or romantic as how much I would like to fuck them….you see cuz her young tight body celebrating her birthday with her family…is lovely as fuck…and by lovely I mean ….I have a boner and I never get boners and she’s not even naked….and I’m totally desensitized and usually need really weird shit to give me boners as that’s what the world has come to…..a dark place I can’t wait for Victoria Justice to participate when she realizes it is more fun that this smiling Disney staff shit she’s been trained to be.

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2013

22

Feb

Isabeli Fontana in her Lingerie of the Day

You know what I like…..any chance to post pics of models in their lingerie even if I don’t find the pictures interesting or the model hot…not that that would ever happen with this Isabeli Fontana babe…she’s Brazilian and amazing…and I would be into her doing anything…even the most vile of things…from getting shit on by HIV positive prison inmates….to fisting stray animals…..she’s the kind of body I could handle in any and all situations…even the grossest of the fucking gross….Amazing….

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2013

22

Feb

Ashley Benson Dominating the Springbreakers of the Day

Ashley Benson for the win…and I am not saying that cuz I like white blonde chicks better than her little monkey looking co-stars….in fact I like little monkey looking co-stars….especially when they are getting naked and staging relationships with homosexuals to get ahead….to break free from the foundation Disney’s made for them…but for some reason…these shots of Ashley Benson on her promo tour for their movie are good enough for me to want to have unprotected sex with….even if she’s only naked while clothed….but looking like she just fucked the night away and that she’s starting her day with a nice glow….because I want to get this pregnant….

That said – I like the cleavage on the girl on the left….hello!


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