2013
25
Feb
The highlight of social media is being able to join celebs….from whatever level of celebrity….on menial tasks like medical visits to the allergist to see just what has been giving her those sinus infections…I mean at least when she’s wearing leggings, showing off her ass and topless back all scratched up…because that is my new fetish….
Let’s hope next stop is the gynecologist…or the to the waxer…cuz I want to see this a lot more turned over, pantsless and spread in harnesses….
Posted in:JoJo
2013
25
Feb
I dont’ listen to rap or trap music…but I should because the shit is so ridiculous, almost a comedy act figure headed by Diddy, making a mockery of the rap life especially now with this Lil Poopy, cuz he just reminds us just how stupid the shit is….and it is awesome….
I call it future criminal thanks to being exploited properly by his hood dad trying to get fancy cars and the hip hop life by making his kid a novelty act…who charges 7,500 dollars and has played with Diddy, Rick Ross and other clowns….
I gotta say is at least his daddy is still in the picture….that’s almost unheard of….
The whole thing is weird…but his booty slapping of a fat ass is amazing…
Either way, who are we to judge….if we do it would be considered racist…you know cuz they are black….and that’s how it works….
Posted in:Lil Poopy
2013
25
Feb
These pics are from earlier in the month and I am not entirely sure what she is shooting for…you know because they don’t tell me these things as I don’t matter….or maybe because they are scared I’m high risk of being a stalker and they like to keep stalkers out of the loop….or maybe just maybe they don’t know I exist…but there is one thing they can’t take away from my irrelevant existence and that is the ability to stare at her pics for of her thong ass for whatever this is…just as long as I want…and as creepily as I want…from the comfort of my own soiled couch….because you know what it works out better this way…because I am lazy….
These pics are hot..
Posted in:Karlie Kloss
2013
25
Feb
I am into Ashley Benson now that I’ve been seeing pics of the Springbreakers promo tour, because she’s the substantially hotter bikini clad girls who are also in the movie….that you may know as Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens, who I like to refer to as the monkeys…..because of their hairiness and ethnic complexion….and I guess in this case the blonde white chick is better…cuz only cuz she’s not as chubby as the other two…
And here she is with two other girls who I guess she’s on a TV show with…that I’ve never heard of…cuz I don’t watch TV and don’t bother with looking these low levels up, cuz it’s too much work for their 5 minute window….forgotten tomorrow…careers….but I do look at their cleavage….
Posted in:Ashley Benson|Lucy Hale|Shay Mitchell
2013
25
Feb
Lana Del Rey is an interesting story that I liked to hate one in the beginning because I felt she was a product of her rich dad just giving his “troubled” rich kid daughter something to do with herself, to make something of herself, and to stop humiliating the family with her failing….which made for a good story…and whether it is truth or not doesn’t matter…cuz if you’re a rich kid capable of releasing hit songs and making yourself famous….fucking do it with whoever is willing to finance it…cuz the famous life…is far better than being a nobody…it’s a fact….that’s why everyone wants it so bad…
These pics are of her at some Fashion show, showing legs, hiding vag, giving me boners….two of them….at the same time…which is kinda weird…
Posted in:Lana Del Rey
2013
25
Feb
Isabeli Fontana is a babe…there’s just something about the Brazilians all tall and amazing, even when pushing 30, with their tanned skin and exotic features that make me excited, and it is probably because most Brazilian babes, especially the ones you meet in the bar, likely have penises, cuz along with Thailand they are world leaders in trannies, and even better at AIDS…..
That said, she was a 16 year old lingerie model that got Victoria’s Secret in trouble for being kiddie pornogrpahers and now she’s a 29 year old set of legs still worth of you perverts masturabting to…even if it’s legal to do so now….
These are pics for Vogue and I’m posting them…cuz that’s what I do….
Posted in:Isabeli Fontana
2013
25
Feb
I don’t know who the fuck Sasha Cohen…I thought Sasha Cohen was Borat….but apparently she’s a girl in her bikini on social media that people are talking about…despite her body not really being an idea bikini body….well I decided to google her…turns out she’s some Olympic figure skater and not a new Ali G character, and her body, despite being that of an athlete, I would and have probably masturbated to back before I had the internet, when figure skating on sunday after noons was all that was on TV, it’s not really one I’m into right now…especially when all her pics involve that beard who is a mix of Bob Villa, Al from Tool Time, and the dude on American pickers…shit’s throwing me off….
Here are th epics anyway….
Posted in:Sasha Cohen
2013
25
Feb
This is for March Numero and I see her nipples…and that’s all I really have to say about that….because nipples are all that matters….especially to a newborn or a neglected newborn who’s mom never gave titty time to…40 years later….alone and confused as to why seeing nipples in fashion, porn, everyday life is just the fucking greatest shit ever….when I should be like normal dudes and into gaping assholes…
Posted in:Constance Jablonski|NSFW
2013
25
Feb
Like all UK Glamour Models….Charlotte Springer is pretty much a nobody undeserving of being a model, usually short, with a set of big tits she’s willing to showcase for attention like a good girl….because it makes her feel pretty, wanted, talented, and more than just a party slut who sleeps with anyone she can to get ahead…and that kind of work ethic is something I endorse….and encourage…cuz more girls with C Cup or bigger tits should be doing the fucking same….and although Charlotte Springer is still just a Model Mayhem girl….and this may be her big break….it’s fun to look at her about page….that probably hasn’t been edited since her big break….
I’m Charlotte and I am a very professional, hard working, dedicated, reliable full-time model from Essex/London
I always give 100% to ensure everyone I work with is totally satisfied! I am a fun girl and i am easy to work with.My breasts are totally NATURAL and have NOT been surgically enhanced
My skin is blemish free and I do NOT have any tattoos or body art
I have two piercings, one in my ears the other in my belly both of which are removableI DO NOT DO PORN, FULL FRONTAL NUDE OR OPEN LEG so please do not ask.
Will only do PAID shoots
Important facts….her breasts are real….we couldn’t tell by the sloppy-factor- she gives 100 percent to make sure everyone is satisfied….except those looking for full frontal / open leg shots….
She’s full of lies…
Here are her naturals….
Posted in:Charlotte Springer|NSFW
2013
25
Feb
The people in this issue are:
Rue Essop, Maryke Pieterse, Nicole Meyer, Kate Menson, Pearl Thusi, Bonnie Henna, Lee-Ann Liebenberg, Alex McGregor, Genna Blair, Melissa Allison, Dorothy Black, Roeline Daneel, Lalla Hirayama, Carishma Basday, Inge Beckmann, Bailey Schneider, Marguerite Oelofse, Dr. Susan Vosloo
I’ve never heard of them, but think it is unfortunate that Blade Runner and his girlfriend couldn’t be a part of it, you know since they are the biggest heros in South Africa, I mean them and the Aids rate, but they were pre disposed…..
I woulda also been good with some Candice Swanepoel, Genevieve Morton and even the South African who works at some restaurant I got breakfast at, cuz South African’s are babes….something you probably won’t notice in this issue…
Here are the pics anyway….cuz Marie Claire is pornography….in other countries
Posted in:NSFW|stepFASHION
