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2013

15

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Isn’t Awful From Behind of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has ugly face watch doesn’t matter…you don’t have to deal with it when you’re staring at her ass…which could be a better ass…you know based on all her fitness…but I guess she’s been letting herself go now that she’s found love and realizes that she’s a second rate Selena Gomez/Vanessa Hudgens cuz she lacks the ethnic vibe but more importantly cuz she’s got a wonky face…a face you don’t have to deal with when you’re staring at her from behind…..

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2013

15

Feb

Helena Christensen 2006 Nudes for Purple Magazine of the Day

#FBF that is Flashback Friday for all you non-social media addicted losers who don’t keep in touch with what the under 25 crowd is doing…even if the under 25 crowd looks the best naked…and thanks to a fucked up internet filled upbrining….are naked a lot…often times on social media…like the other day when I re-tweeted a girl who was fucking herself with a knife….a fucking knife….an accomplishment she was so proud of that she took the pic from different angles….to really lets us know there was penetration….all for the social acceptance of her peers, 90 percent of whom she’s never met, cuz I guess we all wanna be famous, except me.

Well, these nudes of Helena Christensen may not be of her at 25, cuz she’s in her 40s, and even a flashback of her nude pics from 2006, mean she was likely still in her 40s when they were shot, but in a lot of ways I find them inspiring…and those ways are NOOODZ!!!!

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2013

15

Feb

Miley Cyrus Showing Her Stomach of the Day


I am a fan of Miley Cyrus…part of me thinks it is because she reminds me of a cartoon mule…all wonky faced and speaking in some country hick twang…the other part of me thinks it has to do with her tight little teen body that is no longer a teen but thanks to Disney’s doping to keep her young forever…she’s all fuck tight bodied and awesome too look at…and the last part of me just likes the combination of all her money and all the emotional damage and baggage she probably has…like a time bomb brewing inside her…for selling her soul to the public instead of just living off Billy Ray’s money….and I love being part of those breakdowns…

Here is her stomach for social media…I like it.

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2013

15

Feb

Emilia Clarke for GQ of the Day

Emilia Clarke is on Game of Thrones…a show all you wizard loving, fantasy watching, virgin motherfuckers….because ever since I found out fantasy existed, in shitty books, shitty video games, and then in shitty clubs at the college level who played Magic Cards and hand sword battles in the woods like 7 year olds at 30, it made me uncomfortable…but staring at a chick, who isn’t really sexy, trying to be sexy, whether she’s on fantasy shows, or dating Seth Macfarlane and his billion dollar empire that is probably annoying to be around, cuz you know he never stops with his idiotic voices, doesn’t make me uncomfortable…if anything, I like it.

IF YOU’RE INTERESTED I’ve Posted Her Tits Before

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2013

15

Feb

Melissa Clarke – Page 3 Idol Winner for NUTS of the Day


Melissa Clarke, like the BLADE RUNNER / WIFE KILLER defied all odds and said to herself “I am tired of busty bitches getting in Page 3 and being Glamour Models”…and she did something about it….and that something was jumping on some Page 3 idol contest that she won….landing her in Page 3 and now in nuts…because like the bionic man running in the olympics….the world is trying to understand how this happened…her A-Cups that I personally love….aren’t supposed to be a Glamour model…save that shit for those ALT Porn sites…but for some reason they are….THIS GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING WE’VE BUILT OUR EMPIRE ON…..but the people have spoke….so hello Melissa Clarke….how does your dad feel about these pics?

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2013

15

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My Valentine’s Day didn’t end in unwanted pregnancy with a stranger like I wanted it to…but only because I never give girls I meet in bars my real name…or phone number….because I don’t need that burden….but deep donw inside I do like giving them more problems than just having sex with me…which in an of itself is almost rock bottom….at least until you find out you’re pregnant from it…then that’s rock bottom….here are some morning links…..

Meanwhile in Romainia…. – VIDEO
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Yoshiki Risa is why I Like Asian chicks
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WTF Photo of the Day
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This Mailman is Dedicated, I’ll Give Him That – VIDEO
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Kendra Wilkinson & Kate Gosselin Are Your First ‘Celebrity Wife Swap’
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5 Reasons We Are Always Willing to ‘Die Hard’ [infographic]
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The 50 Best Raunchy Teen Comedies
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Hello There Free Cam Shows (NSFW)
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This Blonde is a Squirter (NSFW)
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DNA ‘Proof’ that Bigfoot is Real is Published by Scientific Journal
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I’d Like to Be All Over Penny P (NSFW)
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WINNING TEEN JEOPARDY LIKE A BOSS – VIDEO
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2013

14

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

stepGIRL KOOS gets in the Valentine’s Day Spirit in her stepSHIRT

I just went to the grocery store to buy some creamed corn for my romantic candlelit dinner for my fat wife who really only wanted cake….bitches love cake…and I am a romantic…..and know that she’ll pass out from her unstable blood sugar…leaving me to all the single lonely girls I got a taste of buying wine and microwave dinners for one….hilarious how loneliness destroys people…..

Here are some stepLINKS…..

Rachel Weisz Won The ‘Oz The Great And Powerful’ Premiere
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Well, Here’s a Shitty and Awful Story to Ruin Everybody’s Valentine’s Day
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Public Bikini Walk
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Mila Kunis Cleavage in Allure
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Makin’ Ice with a Garden Hose
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Kate Upton Reminds Me I Need To Jerk Off…Over her Tits
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Fun With Super Mario Bros
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25 Rap Songs That Say Nice Things About Women
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Kate Upton Fills Out Her Dress Nicely
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Mila Kunis Was Looking Hot and Possibly Single at the Oz Premiere
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18 Not so Romantic Valentines Crads
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Tami Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Will Help Cure Those Valentines Day Blues
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Cute Amateur With Big Tits (NSFW)
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Note to Self and Anchor Woman Shoul Probably Avoid Stories About Her Kids Using Vibrators For Teething
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Amanda Bynes Turns Me On
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Here’s Beyonce At Her HBO Documentary Premiere
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Sara Jean Underwood Is What Dreams Are Made of
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Will Ferrell Kissing Babes
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Taylor Swift in Elle
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Goat Screaming Like a Human
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20 Valentine’s Fail Facebook Relationships
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Violet Erotica is a Naughty Kitty (NSFW)
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Kim Kardashian Needs to Fire Her Stylist, Jesus Christ
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These Drunk Sluts Are Partying in aHotel Room (NSFW)
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Miranda Kerr FLIPS Over her White Lacey Panites (SITE NSFW)
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Some Angelina Holie
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Courtney Stodden = Still a Slut
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LIST: America’s Hottest Female Athletes
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Valentine’s Day Sluts – A Gallery (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Insane and Evil Nivea Ad
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Justin Timberlake New Video
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Dedicated Mail Man
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Airborn Soldier Ass
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Who Is Natasha Barnard and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her Yet
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Rebecca Linares + Spandex = WIN! (30 Pics) (NSFW)
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Celebrity Nip Slips – A Gallery (NSFW)
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Panty-less Dirty Talking Taylor’s Valentine’s Day Gift for You
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Hot Fit Girls…Need I Say More? (18 Pics) (SEMI NSFW)
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Embarrassing Brawl Breaks Out At The Welfare Office Between Kiki And Shyquanisha! [Video]
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Welli and Angelica Get It On (NSFW)
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Christina Milian Slips A Nip At The Beach
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S.I. Swimsuit Attacks VEGAS: Nina Agdal Reveals It Took 14 Hours To Get Her Body Painted
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She’s One Wild Web Cam Hooker (NSFW)
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Douzten Kroes Does Vogue Germany
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Amanda Bynes is Insane of the Day
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Hot Girl Half Naked in the Bathroom
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Miranda Kerr Shows Off Her Gaping Cunt
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Cutest Valentines Video….
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Jennifer Love Hewitt in Shape
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Crazy Cat Action
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Tanning Pussy Has an Underwater Diddle
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Listen to the Soundtrack of this Ghetto Porn
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Ballerina Themed Lesbian Porn
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Amateur Ass Play – Cuz it is the Second Vagina
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Some Amateur Girls in the Bath
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Teen and 2 Dudes
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Homemade Blowjob
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Weird Blowjob Contest – Weird
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Bonus – Here’s the GirlsGoneWild Harlem Shake Video:

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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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2013

14

Feb

Miley Cyrus Gets Black Dudes Beat Up of the Day

I know Miley is marketed as hick….instead of the bratty cunt celebrity with too much money and a bad attitude that is overshadowed by her tight little body I love staring at because getting her pregnant would be gold…for both my penis and my financial situation…..

So it would only make sense that she had her security go after a black paparazzi….and even he says “They always go after the black guy”….cuz guess what…they do….that is the injustice in our society run by the oppressive whites….

Either way, Awesome video…

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2013

14

Feb

Cintia Dicker for SI Swimsuit of the Day

I like Cintia Dicker…even if I am one of the only ones…cuz she’s been in the game a long time…but only has 5,000 followers on twitter….meaning I am more famous than her….if your idea of fame is how many twitter followers you have….which my happens to be my idea of fame…cuz that’s all I have….

Cintia Dicker is a bikini and lingerie model…all red headed and exciting to me, someone who has never had sex with a red head, but who has always wanted to, because orange pubic hair, despite making me sick to my stomach in High School, is something I covet…and need to experience before I die…because I have realized that hating on a pussy hair color is just crazy….while all pussy hair deserves to be treated equal…and not fear being grown out..because society says you must be dark or not the color of an orange….contrasting weirdly against a bright pink pussy….in what would clash horribly if it was a pant and jacket…..but it isn’t and I want it…and here she is awesome for SI….even if she has no nipples…it is the Christian way.


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2013

14

Feb

Stella Hudgens is Fun for Twitter of the Day

Stella Hudgens knows she’s got some big underage nude shoes to fill….thanks to her Disney Sister and her seedy celeb poptart ass….an ass that went viral because she didn’t shave her pussy like other girls her age…an age that turned out to be 17 when her lawyers had to figure out a strategy to get the shit off the fucking internet….and I guess as the younger sister, she’s gotta go bigger and harder…and in order to do that…you gotta do your stretches…and luckily..I’m hear to spot…you know so no one gets hurt in the making of this social media hit…

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