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2013

07

Feb

Jennifer Hawkins Half Naked for an Underwear Campaign of the Day

Her name is Jennifer Hawkins and I follow her on Instagram, which is probably not her biggest accomplishment in her career, but I like to think it is, at least when I am masturbating, cuz there’s nothing wrong with pretending you matter in the life of half naked women who probably make millions, even if limited to the Australian market, for getting half naked….

She’s not much of an actor….but she’s Australian…and for some reason Australia really speaks to me…because the girls are just hot, rockin’ bodied, and down to get fucking drunk and have a good time….at least that is what I’ve told…cuz the closest I’ve been to Australia was watching Crocodile Dundee in the 80s, and Steve Irwin’s viral video death….and that one Kangaroo porn, that I may have imagined….now this….bra ad….featuring awesome.

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2013

07

Feb

Barbara Palvin for REPLAY of the Day

There comes a time in every 19 year old Lingerie Model working for the evil lingerie empire’s life….where her management and their marketing team put her on as many high profile campaigns as possible….whether that campaign is pretending to bang Justin Bieber for TMZ…in efforts to help his homosexuality stay covered up…..or now this fully clothed campaign for Replay…it is just all about her getting media hits…increasing her brand equity….and making her matter….now all she needs is a relationship with an A-Lister like she was most of the other Victoria’s Secret girls and in turn we’ll be stuck with her posing half naked the next decade like she was Heidi Klum…something I can probably deal with since I have nothing else going on…you know easy to fit in my schedule…

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2013

07

Feb

Erin Heatherton for Victoria’s Secret February 2013 of the Day

Since the Victoria’s Secret catalog was dropped today….all their model babe pics have hit the internet in a strategic “generate buzz so that when men need to buy a last minute Valentine’s Day gift, they do it at Victoria’s Secret….cuz men like jerking off on sexy, made in China or Indonesia sweatshop laces and silks…probably not because of the little underage sweatshop hands that make it…but because it is aspirational…it brings hope that our dumpy wives look a little hotter than they normally do in the flannel pajamas…at least for one night a year…that we hope ends in a blowjob….it never does..but we are all allowed to dream.

Here’s Erin Heatherton….a vagina Leonardo DiCaprio has cum inside….doing it better than any girl you get with.

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2013

07

Feb

Trying to Look Up Geri Halliwell’s Skirt of the Day

Trying to look up Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell’s skirt is pretty useless, considering she’s old, no longer relevant, and google will bring up some pics of her at her prime showing her snatch, but instead, I’m posting pics of her holding onto a dream, riding it out, covering her vagina so the paparazzi don’t get their shot, a shot she probably wouldn’t care if they did get, I mean she’s had kids, she’s been to the gynecologist, but most importantly, she’s had sex with hundreds of men…..to the point where throwing some panty out there would only make her feel like she matters for a minute….making me wonder why she didn’t bring it when she had the chance….I guess there’s always tomorrow…..


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2013

07

Feb

Katsia Zingarevich for Intimissimi Lingerie of the Day

Katsia Zingarevich is the new face of Intimissimi Lingerie….which is a lingerie company that used to have Irina Shayk as their main squeeze….She’s Belarussian, she’s married to a footballer like Irina Shayk, only unlike Irina Shayk, her footballer’s probably not a homo using her as a front, just a dude who uses his fame and fortune to land quality vagina….vagina that in a different decade would likely be sewing work camp uniforms….or waiting in line for rationed toilet paper….but instead is here giving me boners….multiple boners… This is their Valentine’s Day shoot straight from Italy..

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2013

07

Feb

Demi Lovato’s Interesting Cosmo on Campus Shoot of the Day

These Demi Lovato pics were shot in July 2012….and are being reused in the March issue of Cosmo on Campus….which I guess is cosmo for dumb college coeds that answer questions like how to fuck in the library, how to manage the football team at the same time in a shower gangbang, how to apply foundation to your herpes scabs so no one knows when you’re on stage at a kegger funneling beer in the handstand position….and more importantly…keeping you up to speed on Demi Lovato…every College Kids favorite X-Factor judge..because she had a breakdown….and breakdowns are so in right now….while I am just into it cuz she’s not lookin fat….but she is lookin half naked…and I’m down….because crazy girls speak to me…

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2013

07

Feb

Izabel Goulart for Victoria’s Secret February of the Day

It’s Valentines Day in a week and Victoria’s Secret is well aware of that so they are releasing all their catalog pics to the blogs in one massive half naked, photoshopped nipples and vagina, catalog shots of some top models that they have created and groomed into celebrity models….and as much as I hate jerking off to catalog pics…and have since the 80s….sometimes it’s the only thing around…or a nice refreshing change from that one issue of National Geographic on the topless pigmy tribe….or I guess in your case…throat fucking porn. Pervert.

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2013

07

Feb

Elizabeth Banks Panty Shot of the Day

This is a horrible panty upskirt of Elizabeth Banks…but she looks like she’s pushing 45 and therefore…all panty upskirt pics of Elizabeth Banks are horrible…unless you’re a freak who is into girls pushing menopause because they can’t get pregnant rather than their 20 year old, tighter, more fertile, less experienced but also less damaged and willing to learn counterparts…but that’s just fucking crazy…people like that don’t exist…

What isn’t crazy is my love for girls who bike in skirts…no matter what the age is….cuz this vagina flashing happens all fucking summer…and sometimes if you’re lucky and in the right hipster neighborhood, the panties of choice are thick matted sweaty bush.

My favorite….


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2013

07

Feb

Kim Kardashian is a Monster of the Day

As far as I’m concerned, Kim Kardashian was a monster before their was a demon growing inside her….

So it was only expected that as this little troll sent from satan grew…her already disgusting body would get progressively worse…

She wouldn’t be able to use the straps and harnesses and is probably happy she is finally able to let her gut out….not to mention it gives her another season, another storyline and will make her another 100,000,0000 dollars…cuz for some reason America cares about Armenian gutter trash.

I guess it’s just fun to watch how bad it is gonna get….


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2013

07

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

pic via HERE

Sometimes technology is a real headache…like when my wife tries to interrupt me jerking off to cam girls on my iphone in the bathroom….no wait the technology isn’t the real headache…my horrible evil life ruing testicle shrinking wife is….

Who Knew a Piglet Going Down a Flight of Stairs Could Be So Amazing – VIDEO
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Cute Girls Making Ugly Faces
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THERE’S A NEW PIECE IN MONOPOLY!!!!! YESSSSSS!!
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Hang Glider Crashes Into House, Whoops! – VIDEO
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Elizabeth Banks is Panty Flashing on a Bike
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Fan Makes Ridiculously Badass Trailer For Star Wars Episode VII
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Seven Celeb Tweets of the Day
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Karlie Kloss Models Valentine’s Day-Themed Lingerie for Victoria’s Secret
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Free Cam Shows, Have Some Fun (NSFW)
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She’s Abusing Her Dad’s Power Tools (NSFW)
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Katrina Darling Channels Marylin Monroe for Nude Photo Shoot
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I’d Like to Take Home All of Chrissy (NSFW)
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Tank Destroys an Entire Road During a Parade Hahahahaha – VIDEO
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