2013
15
Jan
Belen Rodriguez is some Showgirl who lives in Italy and who is showing her snatch to the paparazzi with a little vagina definition…..shaved lip….and panties without pee stains….period stains….
She’s had a SEX TAPE …so you know she’s top tier…and quality…with self respect….not trying to be famous or get noticed the lowest level way possible….which happens to be the best way possible….and also my favorite way possible….
Posted in:Belen Rodriguez
2013
15
Jan
In a future not so far away…every girl with a vagina and some tits…will be a Glamour model…because it seems to be the strategy of many girls with vagina and tits….who look like they probably dropped out of high school or college to become a stripper or cocktail waitress…because Glamour Modeling puts them on the international forum…I mean look at these two no names today….thanks to Zoo they are on internationally reknowned…world dominating….internet dance party Drunkenstepfather.com….LUCKY LUCKY….looks like their life of being some haggard wal mart clerk who was once a babe and now a mom of 4 half black kids….is a destiny that was…making moves and changing the course of their otherwise depressing lives..>GOOOD JOB GIRLS…and by girls I mean….tits..
Posted in:Hazel Donegan|Kelly O'Sullivan
2013
15
Jan
I’ve never heard of Sarah Fisher and either have you – but it turns out she’s an aspiring singer who was on some Canadian garbage called Degrassi, that you shouldn’t watch no matter how perverted you are…according to her bio she’s sang at retirement homes and funerals…which I read as “She will fuck you if you do a post on her”….so I am doing a post on her….
Turns out that she’s also a model….WHAT CAN’T SHE DO…..and these are some outtakes of her doing some bikini modeling for some no name bikini line…that thanks to my hard work may get her work with real brands….
That’s just the power of the stepfather.
Posted in:Sarah Fisher
2013
15
Jan
Glamour Model, a job title these girls gave themselves because it sounded better on a mortgage application and car lease and bank loan form than “I show my tits for money in magazines”….Rosie Jones…is in NUTS UK again…because they own her….or at least a percentage of her…cuz you know they aren’t makinbg a celebrity out of her tits for free…but what does that really matter….what matters is that they dig through the piles of attention seeking, daddy issue, busty girls and find the gold…cuz let’s face it…this Rosie Jones character…is gold…or at least in terms of girls who show her tits for money in magazines…..cuz I’m sure there are many hotter girls with a stronger moral foundation….who you may not want to jerk off to her tits in magazines….but you may want to impregnate and bring to your overbearing mother….or many hotter girls that cater more to my needs and live in a ditch and suck dick for 5 dollars…this one’s just too damn fancy.
Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones
2013
15
Jan
The other day I tweeted “what’s the weirdest thing you’ve inserted in your vagina”….because it fascinates me that weird things have been inserted in vaginas everywhere…this video proves it.
It was sent in from one of my facebook homies who’s girlfriend I have masturabted to, thanks to those killer vacation pics….and I guess it was his way of thanking me….
It is of a girl inserting a whole chicken in her vagina at a grocery store to steal it….in what is one of the weirder viral stunts I have ever seen….
There’s no way to prove if this was a porn shoot, or fact, or just a couple guys with a genius idea and a girl with a vagina big enough and willing enough to put it to work…
I’d say I hope she doesn’t get Salmonela, but I think it’s safe to say that’s the least of her concerns, if she’s willing to do this kind of thing, I’m sure far worse has been inserted.
It’s the poultry version of soaking your tampon in vodka…It’s funny.
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2013
15
Jan
Irina Shayk is the loveliest and most strategic mail order bride ever to live…her mail order bride agency sold her to the right homosexual looking for a hot as fuck body to cover up that homosexuality…since Spain and other European countries…despite producing some of the biggest queers in tight pants who kiss each other…homophobes in the world….something I’ll never quite understand…it’s like dude you’re in a thong bikini on the beach wrestling your oiled up buddy…yet you still gay bash…what the fuck….
I’m sure she’s got some serious contracts signed, that she sold her soul to the devil and that it’s all worth it…cuz now she’s a cover girl….
Here’s the paparazzi video:
What a serious fucking body…
Posted in:Irina Shayk
2013
15
Jan
The other day I did a post on Miley Cyrus Puppy Erotica because seeing a young girl with such a deep love for a puppy is the cutest thing ever….and I like to take cute things….chew them up and shit them out….by suggesting they are anything but innocent fun….it’s my thing…not to mention…you’re all a gang of perverts…and jerking off to a girl and her puppy is hardly the weirdest thing you’ve ever fucking done….
So I felt it was only natural to take two of my favorite things…things that remind me I have a soul….puppies…and Candice Swanepoel’s crotch…the crotch I would commit to for eternity…even though we already are commited….her crotch just doesn’t know it yet….
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2013
15
Jan
Rihanna posted this instagram pic of what reminds me of a pornstar posting a pic right after shooting a gangbang…all greasy and cummed on…ravaged and dirty…erotic….and amazing….but Rihanna’s not a pornstar…she’s a popstar…all wholesome in her weed smoking and nipple flashing…a woman who forgives people for their sins like she was Jesus and who posts her smut alongside versus from the bible…in what could easily be mistaken for on the verge of a breakdown….
Yesterday was a big day for Rihanna…she got the approval of the media…something I assume she already had…but really responded well too..because these stars need constant affirmations cuz My friends over at complex, Gave Her 7 Covers ….and she posted them too….
I guess this is the Rihanna update we all needed to go on living and I’m proud to be that messenger who saves lives…that would otherwise be insignificant.
Posted in:Rihanna
2013
15
Jan
OMG! Taylor Swift is such a harlot….You know first she’s publically dated a handful of dudes…some way older and known perverts…and other’s way younger….bouncing from cock to cock like some kind of daddy issued up pornstar trying to understand what love is….unfortunately to channel into horrible, juvenille, songs that rape our ears all while making her a billionaire….the world is crazy….
Now she’s out showing the world her stick on bra cup that she wore to the Golden Globes….you know giving us a peak into her dirty dark side that we all know exists under all the marketing hype…cuz all girls are the same….cock hungry…and so into giving boners..
I felt this moment was so important, that I’d animated gif it…..to hold onto it for all time….
Posted in:Taylor Swift
2013
15
Jan
Here’s a clip from 1994, when Sofia Vergara was just 40, posing her smaller than now, but still big single mother trying to make it as hard as she can tits. Fun.
Apparently her tit falls out at some point…but I didn’t notice it becasue I was too busy trying to figure out what the hell I was watching, this low budget TV shit, that you can produce better quality productions on your iPhone, make me laugh, from the voice overs to the actual footage, is fucking genius, and should make a comeback because let’s face it…it’s a fucking joke in and of itself….kinda like this 90s hair….
Hispanic people are funny. That said, I am sure if you looked deep into the archives on the internet -even though she was struggling before the internet….there’d be a ton of her nudes….somewhere….cuz you don’t get famous keeping your clothes on especially when you’re a single mother!
Posted in:Sofia Vergara
