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2013

13

Mar

Nicky – Rich Boy is the Song of the Day

So this mail order bride, Nicky Tuckova, was clever enough to hit youtube with a horrible song about finding a rich boyfriend….I am assuming it is straight from Russia, because everything that comes out of Russia is amazing, I guess it is thanks to a combination their years of communism behind the iron curtain, making them a breed of human all of their own, that is told to promote the country to help get some buzz since they are hosting the 2014 Olympics….

Best line “I have big tits” – wonder how she came up with that….

Second best line is when she says her phone number is – +6029481600

I didn’t call it, because I am not rich and don’t want to waste this viral sensations time on her quest to find Rich Boy…..

This is better than all other Youtube Sensations….gangnam style…call me maybe….it’s friday…can all suck my dick….Rich Boy for the win….

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2013

13

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is days like today that I wish I was able to throw up from booze…even when hungover my body is hoarding this shit like it wants to be on that show hoarders….fighting, crying and screaming to not give up the fumes still inside me….

Here are some morning links…

The Best Anti Gay Marriage Speech via Minnesota – Biology Bro – You Just Got Schooled…..Aids Brings on Colds Bro….Amazing
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I Have Masturabted to This Pic of Liza Minnelli
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Top 10 Nightmare on Elm Street GIFS
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This Man – vs – Puddle Video is Funny
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The 25 Best Facial Dunk GIFS from NCAA
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WTF Japan?
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Olivia Wilde is Amazing in Marie Claire…
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The Top 10 St Patricks Day Movies for Guys
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37 Pics of Goofy FUcking Girls
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Jeff Gordon’s Undercover Test Drive is Awesome
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This Cat Wants To Eat in Private
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Get On This Cam Girl Train….It’s Life Changing….
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What Drugs Are These Bitches On?!
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Steve Carell on Missing The Office Finale…if You Care….
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Coco’s Rockin’ a See Through Shirt
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The Hottest Pics of Old Celebs When They Were Young
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Girls Don’t Like Balding Guys – Save Your Hair
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2013

13

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

I am drunk…it is 5 in the morning…I don’t know where I am…but assume I am at home…because I am on the fucking computer…I am logical like that…I figure if you’re like me…you’re probably trying to rub your limp dick in hopes that it feels…you know that a boner catches and sticks around for long enough to wack off to…and you’re lookin’ at babes to do it…so here are some more babes to add to your/my quest….

Posted in:NSFW|stepLINKS

2013

12

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I love the smell of fertility….especially on a woman who claims she got a sex change in Thailand….you know the dick chop…in efforts to turn me off….without realizing that with titties like that…nothin’ gonna turn me off…oh no…we gotta keep on movin…..

Here are some stepLINKS!

Emma Stone Pantylines on Set of Spiderman
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I would still Suckle on Debbie Harry’s Blondie Retired Tits
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34 Pics of Babes in Sports Bras
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday!
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25 Biggest Flaws in the Sopranos
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Olivia Wilde is Hot as Fuck for Marie Claire
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High Heels are Hard to Walk in
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Tamara Ecclestone Busty Bikini Pics
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20 Hottest Girl in Yoga Pants
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Rihanna Is Not Wearing A Bra and I Can See Her Nipple
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Balance Beam Nutcracker
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If You are Balding – Fix It – Girls Hate Bald Guys
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20 Hottest Girl in Yoga Pants
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This Babe Stripping is Lovely
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Bikini Snowboarding…..
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Guy Gets Arrested for Watching Porn In the Library – It’s not like he was GO

Helen Flanagan Shitty Panty Flash
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Sexy Girks in Lara Croft Cosplay
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Trick Shot Fail
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Diane Kruger for Flare
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Awesome Game Gun
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Fat Girl Breaks Trampoline
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Hottest Pics of Celebrities When They Were Younger
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Kim Kardashian Big Pregnant Ass
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I Like Staring at the Chrissy Teigan Nude Pic for Instagram
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My Girl Emily Ratajkowski is Adorable
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A Couple of Models Being Lesbians…..
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Emma Stone on Set of Amazing Spiderman
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My Kind of Hot Tub
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Claudia Romani Ass Flash
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6 Reasons Why People Love Zombie Movies
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Bow Hunting Fail
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When Animals Attack
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Soldier Reunited With his Family
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Insane Video – Guy Gets A Beat Down And Gets Kicked In The Balls Like A Bitch
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Danielle Sharp Glamour Model Tits
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A Bunch of Celebs Financial Information Has Been Hacked
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40 Sexiest Pics of Eva Herzigova
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Sabine Jemeljanova is a Babe in Some Magazine Called ZIP
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Extreme Upshirt Boob Video
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Movie Theater Marriage Proposal is Gangster
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Naked Hotel Guest is Hilarious
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10 Hollywood Stars who Should be Blacklisted
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Alessandra Ambrosio in her Bikini Like it is Her Job – Cuz it is Her Job
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Hey Nerds – Halle Berry Will be in X-Men 14
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Oivia Wilde Wants to Get Married and Have Babies with an SNL Cast member….That’s a Horrible Strategy
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Lyanna and Her 36Ds Stretching
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Three Cunts On Stage. Where Do I Get Tickets?
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Big Asian Lactating Tits
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Her Name is Clover – She Looks Young and Showing Off Her Vagina
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Rihanna in Concert for the People Who Don’t Hate Rihanna
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The New The Hunger Games Official Portraits
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Dolph Lundgren is Awesome
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Grumpy Cat Killed it at SxSW
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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The Harlem Struggle-is a New Trend in Awesome
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Teenie Masturbates to Star Trek
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Arab Masturbation Video
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Fatty Titty Shower Fetish Video
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Hot Russian Cam Girl
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Bad Close Up Sex
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See More CAm Girls in Action – 24/7 – All Free !!
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I Make Girls Use Vibes On Themselves Always….These are the Best Out There…
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Are You Balding – Fix It!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

12

Mar

Rihanna’s Rockin’ Nipple of the Day

The biggest issue with Rihanna is now that when I promise girls who get naked on the internet for me…that I will make them the next Rihanna…cuz fame hungry girls love the idea of being the next Rihanna….and I love false promises for the spread asshole pics….is that I have to explain to them that I don’t mean I’ll beat the fuck out of them…not that any of these girls mind…the new generation is not like the old generation and it seems like 25 and under..even 30 and under think the idea of throwing down with a dude…even if it means getting fucked up with a broken nose and shit…is either funny or erotic…I don’t know how many times I get asked to mistreat a girl and I’m talking normal fucking girls…cuz it turns them on….but being the gentlemen that I am…limit my S&M to a mild spanking and spitting in their whore faces….I don’t fuck with any of that punching, slapping or chokin’ out…it just makes me feel awkward….something I don’t feel while staring at pics of Rihanna’s nipple on set of a photoshoot…but probably cuz I am lookin at it on my couch and not in the kids section of the library….while babysitting my neighbor’s kid…in efforts to score married chicks who are unhappy at home primarily in the bedroom at home….using me to remind them that their husband isn’t all that bad….


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Posted in:NSFW|Rihanna

2013

12

Mar

Hayden Panettiere’s Ass on Set of Nashville of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is on set of Nashville….her comeback tour….wearing tight country pants…showing off her tight country ass…that is a lot better now that it is balanced out with a set of tits…it is almost like she got herself on hormone therapy…..and has grown into a woman from the boxy midget with high testosterone and an elastic vagina…that was very welcoming to anything that was attached to guys who were 6 foot 6 or taller….something all you weirdos fell in love with….cuz boxy women with high testosterone are less gay to jerk off to then dudes.

Either way, here she is doing the woman thing…

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2013

12

Mar

Candice Swanepoel’s Topless for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Today has been very Candice Swanepoel heavy….but the reality is that life is Candice Swanepoel heavy…because the people at Victoria’s Secret have implanted her in my brain…with all the muscle they’ve put behind her…making me follow her on Instagram and other social media like she matters or like she has more to offer the world than a rockin’ body…which as it turns out doesn’t need to offer the world anything more than a rockin’ body…cuz a rockin’ body…is all it takes to matter in this superficial world….

I am brainwashed by the billion dollar empire….and so are you….and I don’t even mind…as long as they keep pumping these Candice pics down my throat…hard enough…that I can taste her…


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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

12

Mar

Aubrey Plaza Hot Enough for Complex of the Day

I don’t watch TV, so this Aubrey Plaze, from Parks and Recreation is foreign to me….it is not that I don’t understand who she is when she’s talking to me about how much I owe her for beer at the corner store….but that I’ve just never heard of her….

She is apparently some funny girl, something I can’t stand, because I guess I am sexist in the comedy I laugh at, and feel girls aren’t meant to be funny, but instead are meant to laugh at my jokes, and by joke I mean dick, and by laugh I mean while sucking it….

She’s been in some movies, her photoshoot isn’t all that sleazy, but I am sure some of you creeps will masturbate to it just fine, cuz clothed girls with skinny legs being silly is your porn…


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Posted in:Aubrey Plaza

2013

12

Mar

Eniko Mihalik Titties for Elle France of the Day

Eniko Mihalik is showing her titties for fashion….in March’s Elle France cuz in France…showing titties is like wearing a shirt…it is a cultural thing…like wine, cheese, hairy armpits and Anal on the first date that isn’t really even a date, but more a random encounter at a night club….meaning shit’s not a big deal…cuz women who work at Banks and as Doctors and Lawyers dress like this….but we’re in North America…and for us…this is pornography and obscene….we can’t celebrate tits cuz tits are wrong…then they wonder why everyone’s gone gay…which they also say is wrong…creating so much pent up anger we go out and blow shit up….or shoot things….

She’s from Hungary, I’ve posted her tits many times before, but for some reason, it’s always like the first time….mainly cuz I never remember who she is….

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|NSFW

2013

12

Mar

Anna Kendrick’s Bathing Suit Ass of the Day

I am not into Anna Kendrick….in fact her face annoys me…there’s something about her mouth that just prevents me from wanting me to fuck it…you know like in the pornos, all romantic-like, grabbing at her ears and thrusting it….and I’m usually into doing that to all women….I’ve seen her in movies, I’ve seen her at event at least in pictures of her at events…we don’t really run in the same circles… and I just avoid her instead of trying to understand her….or her appeal…because the older I get…the less mean I’ve become and if anything, I feel like her being a love interest in a movie, is like seeing a handicapped kid trying to play with the other kids….you know something that there is humor in, but you can’t laugh at cuz that’d be evil…and you don’t want to be evil…life is filled with too much negativity and is too short for all that…who cares if you wanted the plane to crash in Up in the Air…or if you hoped dude would die of cancer in 50/50….all so that you didn’t have to look at her wonky face….but then she put on a one piece and posted it to instagram….and all my discomfort about her and her weird look disappeared…..cuz bathing suits…even one pieces…even on questionable characters…mesmorize me….making this the first Anna Kendrick post ever on the site…which is weird considering she’s been around for years…but not weird considering how unattractive I find her.

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