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2013

12

Mar

Emily Osment Bikini Pic of the Day

Emily Osment is Haley Joel after he went to Thailand to get his dick chopped off cuz being an awkward male child star post puberty is hard to deal with….and nothing a little chop / chop hormone therapy can’t fix…because girl’s have it easy…and all they need to do is get in a bikini for validation, even when the paparazzi don’t care to document them doing it, they can do it themselves….just turn to social media if you don’t believe me…so many hot bikini girls get 1000s of likes and follows for doing nothing but posing in a bikini…I mean even fat chicks who get naked on cam get followers…cuz dudes are pathetic and can’t help but liking anything and everything with a vag…..even when we hate them and their gold digging, fame whore, parasite who steal our freedom ways….

Unless she is in fact his sister who used his fame as a wrung in the ladder, to which I say who cares…she’s in a bikini, let’s celebrate, born with a dick or not.

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2013

12

Mar

Eva Longeria is On the Beach in a Bikini Of the Day

Eva Longoria is on the beach in South America…where I guess thickness is accepted…cuz girl is finally channeling some of her Mexican roots…something she’s been trying to oppress all these years from pretending her parents weren’t border jumpers….to growing up in white neighborhoods where she dyed her hair blonde and pretended she was just Tanned…never inviting anyone over to their fiesta for fear they would tease the goat in the backyard…..to hiring Mexican migrants to staff her house…but genetics…genetics can’t be fought off…if you let yourself got…and that’s why she’s starting to look like a typical Middle aged mexican woman from a tiny village who makes the best corn tortillas around for her 12 kids…..and if you’ve ever been to Mexico or an Authentic mexican restaurant…you know what I’m saying….


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2013

12

Mar

Kate Moss is Pretty Pantsless of the Day

Kate Moss is old as fuck…but for some reason watching her ass hang out of her dress like an old lady at the supermarket buying prunes….all alzheimers and shit…all lost after taking a piss on the side of the road….cuz she doesn’t know only not quite 90….despite the fact that her vagina probably is in the same condition as a 90 year old….thanks to hard living….and cocaine fueled unprotected sex with ravaged rockstars you know are good candidates for HIV…and making babies….


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2013

12

Mar

Marloes Horst for Next Summer of the Day

Marloes Horst is amazing.

The kind of girl I would sing love songs to….with my penis…to her vagina….not that it would be that eventful because my penis is a horrible poet….he’s also bad at playing the piano and doing all everyday tasks… not that you care about that….but maybe you care about Marloes Horst getting paid to cocktease the fuck out of us for some bullshit catalogs…because I know I do….at least enough to waste my time posting it…even I am sure there could be better things to do with my time…like watching a stripper on the Armey base overseas on Skype show me her vitamins….right?

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2013

12

Mar

Candice Swanepoel – Thanks for This Workout Pic – of the Day

I love fit girls…..whether they are supermodels or not…I just think girls who take care of themselves are fucking babes….whether they are thick and muscular or just fucking perfect like this….you know that whole lean and lovely in tight pants with a brazilian butt from brazilian butt lifts…..or whatever the trendy workout is….

Fit girls are the reason I’ve been banned from at least 4-5 gyms for either trying to hide in the lockeroom – or attending fitness classes fully clothed for masturbation purposes….uninvited…to waiting outside to watch the babes leave the class for a little too long….even though most girls in the gym I see aren’t fit…but are fat trying to be fit…but in those outfits…all spandex and sprots bra it’s good enough for me…..

Especially when it looks like this….

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2013

12

Mar

Francesca Eastwood is a Babe in her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Francesca Eastwood and she’s Clint Eastwood’s daughter…who is living the good life….because her dad is Clint Eastwood and he’s pretty major….She apparently has a reality show….that is about her and her mom on E! Network, a network I pretend doesn’t exist…thanks to the whole inventing the Kardashians….and Ryan Seacrest….they are horrible….but I guess they aren’t that bad….when exploiting socialite girls….who look amazing in bikinis….and here are the life changing pics….like this is a life changing post…uninspired maybe….but better than going to male stripclub accidentally and getting a slow dance from one of the guys….


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2013

12

Mar

Victoria’s Secret March Mega Post of the Day

The same gang of rejects…and by rejects I mean hot fucking babes who are overpaid and likely have egos that reflect their bank accounts…as down to earth as you’d expect a life of luxury and being sucked up to to be…including but not limited to….

-Erin Heatherton
-Karlie Kloss
-Magdelena Frackowiak
-Candice Swanepoel
-Cameron Russell
-Behati Prinsloo….

In the catalog we all used to jerk off to before the internet…cuz I guess hicks still like to do mail order like it was 1992 more than they like to online shop..

Who cares…cuz that way the half naked pics keep on comin’….even if they are boring…

Here’s pretty much their entire catalog…cuz I have nothing better to do with my time than to download and re-upload this shit…unfortunately…

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|Cameron Russell|Candice Swanepoel|Erin Heatherton|Karlie Kloss|Madelena Frackowiak|Victoria's Secret

2013

12

Mar

Sophie Howard’s Titties Make a Comeback of the Day

Sophie Howard is an old timer…at least in terms of sex appeal…which is the basis of her career….she’s 30…..and I have this theory that is actually fact….that girls peak at 20….plateau thru 25….and then it’s all downhill from there…Unlike dudes, who get better with age….forcing us to try to make a lot of money in order to keep the flow of 20-25 year old girls on a steady rotation so that when they hit 26, you’ve got a replacement vagina….

So her story is this….she was a glamour model in the UK…where she showcased her tits….until realizing in 2011 that “this isn’t a retirement plan, they only pay me 200 dollars a shoot, and when I hit 30, no one will care about my big tits, and I haven’t landed a footballer husband, possibly because I have Lupus, and no one like a girl with autoimmune disorders, just ask anyone with AIDS”….so she went back to study nursing, before realizing 30,000 dollars a year slaving a way is a lot shittier than showing her tits once a week….so she’s back….and here’s a preview of her comeback tour…and by comeback tour, I mean titttiesss!!!


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2013

12

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing about getting drunk…is waking up and forgetting everything that happened….My second favorite thing about getting drunk is my hangover because it makes for a good excuse to go at it again…

Here are some morning links…

Girl in a Thong Bikini Getting Checked Out Hard By Shemar Moore – Who I Can Assume She’s Trying to Gold Dig Using Her Uterus as Most Girls Do…
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And in Plastic 50 Year Old Women and 30 Year Old Spoiled Brat with a Drug Addiction News…
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25 Worst Day Jobs Held By Celebs
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A guy and his Buddy go Bow Hunting
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Amateur Bathroom Strip
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All the Topanga for Maxim Pics
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Baby Rocks Out to Bon Jovi – Proving Bon Jovi Brain Washes the Innocent….
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Tom Hardy Rocks a Puppy for the Ladies….
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Petra Benova’s Got a Rockin’ Ass
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Justin Timberlake Brings the Highest Ratings this Year to SNL –
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I Love the Britney Ass FLash
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Get On This Cam Girl Train….It’s Life Changing….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

12

Mar

stepINFOMERCIAL: The Top 4 Hair Loss Myths of the Day

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If you are a guy, and you probably are, but I am not about to check…then you are probably self-conscious about one or two things….the main one being going bald…because the other one doesn’t matter so much if you do go bald…as you’ll probably too self-conscious to ever take your pants off.

Personally, I was obsessed with going bald in my 30s, …being a short, fat guy, I thought that if I lost my luxurious hair, I’d REALLY have nothing going for me….

Luckily, for me, I was able to stop my hair loss….

Here are the Top Four Myths as to why you are losing your hair:

1- Poor Circulation – so increasing blood flow to your scalp doesn’t help your hair grow.

2- Clogged Follicles – when your hair follicles are clogged, you get ingrown hair….so opening up the pores on your head is pointless.

3- Poor Nutrition – People who are healthy and take supplements still lose their hair. Supplements can’t save you.

4- Stress – the only stress to the body that has been linked to hair loss is from major surgery or cancer. Day to day stress does not make you lose your hair unless it is severe or traumatic.

The real reason why you’re losing your hair is DHT a byproduct of Testosterone. The same hormone that causes you to grow body hair and have a sex drive can attack your scalp and cause your hair to become thinner, shorter, weaker and eventually kills the hair follicle leading to baldness.

Alex Khadavi, MD, a US based dermatologist has come up with a natural answer to Thinning Hair, Revivogen… Revivogen uses natural ingredients proven to stop DHT at its tracks so your hair can grow as it would normally. For $99, you can get a 3 month supply of REVIVOGEN and put it to test. If within 90 days you are not completely satisfied with Revivogen you can return the products for a full refund…

I know that when I saw my crown thinning, and I felt like I was going to start looking like the creepy school principal pervert, spending 1 dollar a day on a possible solution would have been something I jumped on.

Find out more at the HERE


revivogen is offer stepfather readers a free shampoo and conditioner ($44 value) if you buy the proven scalp therapy that works!!!

Here is a Alessandra Ambrosio who probably prefers guys with full head of hair…..because all girls do….

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