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2013

08

Feb

Kellie Shirley Showing Panties of the Day


Kellie Shirley is some UK Soap Star and she showed up to an event showing off some pantyhose, reminding me that pantyhose fetishes are hilarious. not because pantyhose are a great, function, fun way to make a girl look like a sausage popping out of its casing, or because pantyhose always smell weird at the end of the day after being pulled off and on for girls to pee, while suffocating in tight shoes that don’t breath, but cuz they hide cellulite and are easy to rip holes in….

I don’t care about Kellie Shirley, I just like that this happened.


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2013

08

Feb

Miss Carly Baker is the New UFC Ring Girl of the Day

Her name is Miss Carly Baker….and she is the new Ring Card girl for the UFC, who is making a debut this weekend, and she’s a UK Glamour model…I think….which isn’t too far of a stretch from being a Vegas stripper/show girl with a dream like previous UFC ring card girl Arianny Celeste….you know the table dance for the right table that led to this life of luxury all thanks to Dana White being based out of Vegas….

Here are some pics of their new blood….Miss Carly Baker….I wonder if she is as dignified and southern as she sounds….

Serioulsly, she makes me want to hit a luncheon to discuss the rise of the south over some lemonade at the plantation….#fact.

Posted in:Carly Baker|UFC

2013

08

Feb

Nina Agdal is the ALLEGED SI Cover Girl 2013 of the Day

All this covergirl shit is totally staged and I’ve been doing this site long enough to see that shit coming from a mile away….and the real deciding factor for me about this Nina Agdal being the covergirl was the recent Carl’s Jr ad that I just had a gut feeling was totally directly related to the SI cover…and I am pretty sure I even said in the post…but that’s probably because I am a genius despite no one listening to me….

Now, I am not sure if this is fact, or if she’s actually the Cover Girl…I guess you’ll find out February 15th when it drops, but that doesn’t stop me from posting a mega post of all her pictures I have, since I’ve been posting all her pics as I do with all models, despite thinking she looks a little downs, like she got into SI after meeting Brooklyn Decker at one of their waterhead conventions….

Who cares, here’s her awesome body in a whole lot of pics….

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2013

08

Feb

Raquel Pomplun Half Naked in Pacific San Diego of the Day

Raquel Pomplun is some low level Playboy chick and she’s in lingerie for some random San Diego magazine, working her way to the top by taking off her top….but not in this spread….this spread is boring, badly scanned, and there’s no reason for me to post it….but for some reason I am…because things I do often remain a mystery to me….especially when it comes to half naked girls…they got a spell on me…..

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2013

08

Feb

Lacey Banghard in a Recent Titty Shoot of the Day

I am pretty sure I posted the outtakes from this shoot, but I can’t be too sure, cuz titty model photoshoots all kinda blend into each other in one giant titty pile of greatness, that I think makes the world a better place to live in, cuz without titty models doing titty photoshoots, your virgin ass wouldn’t know what a tit looked like, other than that one time you saw your mom breast feeding your brother like she was Blossom….something she never did for you…laying the foundation of your life of inadequacies…thanks mom….

Here are the tits….and they are outrageous…

Posted in:Lacey Banghard|NSFW

2013

08

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I learned a very valuable lesson the other day….and that is that girls who have had miscarriages do not like miscarriage jokes….which I guess is kinda like girls who have been raped not liking rape jokes…see I usually assumed girls who had miscarriages or girls who were raped could joke about it…cuz they lived it…and all the uptight assholes around them were the ones all uptight about it….but it turns out…I was wrong….

You all need to lighten up, life is one big joke, laugh at it.

Here are some stepLINKS….

This Little Girl Could Probably Kick Your Ass – VIDEO
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Fun With a Little Slip and Slide! – VIDEO
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Willow Smith Tells Will Smith To Stop Acting Like Pimp Mama Kris
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Hoola Hooping Has Never Been This Sexy (SEMI NSFW)
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There’s Tumble Weeds And Then There’s TUMBLEWEEDS, Holy Shit – VIDEO
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Anna Torv is Topless Kinda
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The Office Has Set a Date For It’s Final Episode
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25 Things Every ’90s Kid Wished They Could Do
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Free Cam Shows Help Us Say Goodbye to Another Week (NSFW)
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Horny Girlfriend Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Lina Posada
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Claudia Helps Us Start off the Day (NSFW)
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Back to the Future in 60 Seconds – VIDEO
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2013

07

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Even GIRLS GONE WILD want in on the stepGIRL movement we have going on INSTAGRAM

I have been attacked by a woman on social media…out of nowhere she called me a misogynist and when I asked her to talk about it with me over some phone sex where I lower her to nothing more than a vessel that makes vagina warm and wet….she didn’t give me her phone number…I try to make friends…but some people are just haters…and don’t get that one of my favorite things in life is girls…or at least there vaginas…then assholes…then tits..

Here are some stepLINKS….

The Inevitable Kai The Hitchhiking Hatchet Hero Autotune Is Here – VIDEO
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Pizza Hut International Has Lost Their God Damn Minds
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Piglet Goes Does Stairs
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Chloe Moretz in Teen Vogue
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NY FASHION WEEK MEGA POST
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Frank and Louie the 2 Faced Cat
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I Love Amanda Seyfried’s Awesome Faces
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She’s Got Pole Dancing Skills, Wow
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And MORE Spring Breakers Hotness
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Maria Menounos’ Has One Sweet Ass
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Two hours of Han Solo Gambling and Smuggling Shit and Banging Bitches? My Penis Just Made the Lightsaber Noise.
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Electric Airplanes Are Becoming a Reality (6 Pics)
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Jenna isthe Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, I’m Lovin It (NSFW)
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Amateur Ass Gallery Anyone? (NSFW)
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Leonardo DiCaprio Must Be A Majority Shareholder In Victoria’s Secret
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Google Street View Takes Photo of Couple Having Sex
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Now That is One BIG Dildo
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Back to the Future in 60 Seconds
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Allison Williams Bikini Poolside in Miami
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Future Criminal
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Samantha Mumba’s Got Huge Booty
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Little Girl Knows How to Fight
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Mega Julianne Hough Gallery
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New Model Sha Rizel is Just the Tyoe of Lady We Are Looking For
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How About Some Charlize Theron Pokies? (SITE NSFW)
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Just Looking at Lindsay Lohan is Starting to Get Depressing
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Not the First Thing I Would Do With That Sausage, But Whatever (NSFW)
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Kate Lawler Panties Upskirt on the Turn Tables
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Remember When Miley Cyrus Had Long Hair?
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A Bunch of Cele Babes and Their Awesome Plunging Necklines
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God Hates Everyone Except Ray Lewis
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TV Shows That Would Be More Interesting With A Zombie Attack
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This Group of Sexy Babes Are Covered in Tape and It’s SEXY (NSFW)
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Julianne Hough’s Mega Post
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India’s Rural Olympics
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Sara Silverman Cleavage Scares Me
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Urban Snowboarding
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Expect the Unexpected Compilation
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Kimberly Garner’s Got Tight Pants and a Hot Ass
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WTF Billboard of the Day (SITE NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Skaters VERSUS Runners – VIDEO
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Hello There Emily Rossum
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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These MILFs Still Got It (NSFW)
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Eva is Doing Yoga and I Love It (NSFW)
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A Few Hacks That Will Make Your Life A Whole Lot Easier
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Caught Lookin’ Busted: A Gallery Of The Worst Celebrity Pics That They Probably Wish Were Never Seen
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Emma Pearl is Naked and I Like It (NSFW)
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This Week in Celebrity Nudity (NSFW)
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Web Cam Girl and a Dildo (NSFW)
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Puffy Vaginas Banned From the Grammys
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Dave Grohl Says Britney Spears Is Dead Inside
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Tumbleweeds Take Over Road
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Russia Streets Are Nuts
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Angelica Leon 2013 Calendar
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Jessica Simpson Fat in Her New Collection
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Selena Gomez Cameltoe
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Close Up Masturbation
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Hot Chick Own Dick
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Big Fat Cherri Lust Ass
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Cam Girl Has Cam Anal
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Girl Gets Off With Faucet
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Amateur Lingerie Blowjob
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

07

Feb

Anna Torv Nude for Esquire of the DAy

Anna Torv on some show called FRINGE that I have never seen or heard of….because I don’t care about this shit…she is from Australia….where she’s been famous for a while…and now she’s naked for Esquire….and that works for me…cuz getting naked for anyone is the only work I really respect or appreciate…that and charging dying people to save their lives…but only cuz that is serious evil…capitalist greed…I’ll save you if you pay me asshole moves you just have to respect when you hate society as a whole…

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2013

07

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Going Through Airport Security of the DAy

Hands down…Lindsay Lohan is my dream girl….she is the ultimate in Hollywood, she represents a perfect balance of class, luxury, mental health disorders, addiction, sex appeal, broken childhood, and broken dreams…..and one of life’s great tragedies was that I didn’t marry her back when I had the chance…not that I officially ever had the chance to marry her, but she did follow me on twitter, and I guess I could have proposed to her until she said yes in private messages….and now the only way I’ll ever touch her is if I become really famous for doing nothing….and if she falls off even harder than she already is….or if I become a airport security guy like this asshole mocking me with his vagina scans of her he should release to the internet – cuz sometimes it is better to lose your job for the greater good of man….

All this to say. I still love me some LOHAN.


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2013

07

Feb

Cameron Russell and Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Seceret February of the Day

I figure I don’t write enough about these Victoria’s Secret models…because they are only in every second post…that I might I well do one more….this time with Cameron Russell, who I don’t think I’ve ever posted on, so it’s fresh Victoria’s Secret Meat….and Behati Prinsloo who just has a stupid name that should be a dish at an Indian Restaurant….posing in the half naked, airbrushed, no nipple or vagina definition despite being in lingerie glory….giving girls unrealistic expectations for themselves, while making men hate anything they fuck for not looking like this….hey if it sells panties then it works for me….

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|Cameron Russell