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2013

29

Jan

Rosie Jones and Friends in Nuts Super Boob Issue of the Day

Hilarious…I just like the fact that NUTS puts out an issue called the Super Boob Issue….it’s journalism at its best…it’s like a huge fuck you to any journalism school they were probably kicked out of….by saying all it takes is tits to run a successful publication in this day and age…cuz tits get hits and people will always care about tits…all we have to do is celebrate tits all the fucking time with the same girls with great tits…and we will make millions with advertisers who don’t fear tits…and they do….

It’s like they got it all figured out…and the forumla is so fucking simple….makes me feel like a bit of an idiot….

Here are some highlights from their Super Boobs issue…yes…it is called their Super Boobs issue….Ridiculous…but hey…look at those tits…


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Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones

2013

29

Jan

McKayla Maroney is Headed in the Right Direction of the Day

McKayla Maroney is the Olympic Gold medal winning meme…who is not 18, but I figure if she’s old enough to represent your country and win for your country and make millions in sponsorship from your country….

She’s old enough for you to look at sexually…not to mention I’m in Canaada where 14-16 is legal, but I don’t recommend it…cuz dirty, unprotected sex loving 20 somethings who have learned the ropes, been beat down a few times, open minded to anal and other things the youth fear, despite it being the best form of Birth Control…and god doesn’t take away your V-Card if you do it….

You see, I don’t like the under 18s at all…except maybe when they are walking around in the summer in booty shorts and I can’t tell they are under 18 until their dads give me dirty looks knowing they do the same to their friend’s daughters….

But I do like an athlete turned actor, faced with so much attention, starting to hit social media with videos dressed like a tart….cuz I know what’s gonna come when the general interest in her disappears…and so do you…cuz it always fucking does

Posted in:McKayla Maroney

2013

29

Jan

I like Amber Anderson of the Day

I don’t even know who this Amber Anderson is….but I know that I like her….I’ve never heard of her before and either has the internet…I just googled her…and all I found was some black hip hop model and video star…leaving this Amber Anderson some big booty shorts to fill….so that when you google her name, she becomes the number 1…cuz all I know is right now, in this moment, she’s my number 1…..but I have ADD and will forget she exists in another minute. Who is this again?

Posted in:Amber Anderson

2013

29

Jan

Dakota Fanning’s Awkward Glamour Shoot of the Day


Not quite a girl, not yet a woman is what’s going on here….she’s 18…almost 19…but you probably remember her as the 10 year old who acted like a 40 year old at least in interviews…who was marketed as some prodigy in acting…which I didn’t know could exist…since acting, despite what the industry tells you, is a fucking joke and requires no real talent whatsoever, but they don’t want you to know that all it takes is an ego, or insecure freak, or a kid with money hungry parents who think they shat out gold when they birthed their brat…..who doesn’t fear humiliating himself on camera or in a room full of people…while taking themselves seriously reading someone else’s lines….not that that has anything to do with this post…what this post is about is that she got hit with the Haley Joel Osment childstar curse of what was once a cute thing pedophiles cut out pics from magazines of…has turned into this low level sex appeal….maybe she needs less clothes on to make me see the light…but right now…she’s boring…for Glamour…and these are the pics.

Posted in:Dakota Fanning

2013

29

Jan

Kate Upton in Lingerie for Zoo Magazine of the Day


I am sure these are old pics of Kate Upton that Zoo Magazine just bootlegged for an article on the greatness that is Kate Upton…because in the UK, a land filled with gremlins you can’t feed after midnight, she is am American bombshell….that all their working class chimney sweepers get hard for while looking at their toothless wives as they eat their beans and porridge…or whatever it is they eat in the UK…..

I mean seriously…I can see her fucking belly hanging over her weird fat chick lingerie…and I know this has already been photoshopped…it’s just fucking awkward…and embarrassing.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

29

Jan

Amanda Seyfried Thong Ass of the Day


I am a huge fan of Amanda Seyfried…whether she’s clothed or not…and not because I find her exciting…if anything I find her boring with her unshowered, unkempt, borderline disgusting, lazy, medicated hustle….even if a girl who is willing to face the paparazzi looking like shit…you know fresh out of bed after a bender…but still fuckable…..is hotter than any Kim Kardashian type who has an on staff hair and make up person to smoke and mirror all you idiots into thinking she’s hot…

I just like the way she’s played her career…she does the Disney shit, the blockbuster shit, the indy lesbian nude scene shit….it what is a perfect balance….for her perfect little body…I’d like to K-Fed.

That said, this is her getting into a car after the SAG awards rockin’ a thong….


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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2013

29

Jan

Edita Vilkeviciute for Mango of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is some Victoria’s Secret model in some non-Victoria’s Secret catalogue shoot for a company called Mango….and I’m posting it because I like to take every chance I get to promote brands who don’t pay me….as long as they use models I want to fuck…it is a hobby of mine…you know give exposure to billionaires who don’t fucking bother with me….all cuz I want to fuck the girls they brought into wear the shitty sweatshop made clothes….even if I can just use the top right search bar…or click her highlighted name under this post to see her naked….or maybe…just maybe…it’s an excuse to link TO HER ON THE BEACH FOR VICTORIA’S SECRET HALF NAKED without giving those monsters at Victoria’s Secret the satisfaction of winning again…..even though they always win.


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Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2013

29

Jan

Sophie Alexandra Naked for ZOO of the Day


There’s something pretty special about all these Glamour models, who go of course, and side track their budding careers as intellectuals, PhD’s, doctors and lawyers and world leaders….to get naked in pictures for you gang of unappreciative perverts…it is like they are strippers who never were, celebrities who never will be…but famous enough for their egos regardless…all cuz they get naked in a magazine…that in the grand scheme of things really doesn’t matter…but is all about the tits…so it gets noticed…and I’m not complaining…I figure the more they make showing your tits a exclusive or prestigious thing…the more tits I’ll get to see….works for me….

Posted in:NSFW|Sophie Alexandra

2013

29

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Free Hookers…..that’s my new life philosophy….my new motto…fuck throwin the 5 dollars at for a back alley good time….when so many girls equally broken and less disgusting than hookers are down to do it for free….

Free Hookers….it’s a way of life….

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Morgan Freeman Facts – A Tribute – VIDEO
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Jewelz Elizabeth is a Canadian Cutie (NSFW)
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FYI: Hulk Hogan Is Still Creepy
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Jennifer Lawrence Ripped Her Dress, Made Everyone Google Her Old MTV Promo
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LOL Cat Video
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Alex Zerega Has What It Takes (NSFW)
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Taylor Swift Needs to Stop Dressing Like a fucking Six Year Old
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Rides Girl: Heidi Dupre
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Tuesday Sexy
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Big Titty Teen Has Some Alone Time (NSFW)
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Holy Sh*t! Zombie Teddy Bears Want to Devour Your Valentine
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I Wanna Be All Over Crystal (NSFW)
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How to: Lose a Tooth Like a Boss – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

28

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I am thinking about starting a service for tucking sad and lonely girls into bed at night…you know the college crowd who miss home or their real dads….I figure if I call myself the DrunkenStepfather….I better start being the drunkenstepfather…..plus if they end up falling asleep I’ll be in an advantageous position to steal their dirty panties…I am full of shitty business ideas…but I am not full of shitty links…all of these are PERFECT….

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Taylor Swift Showing off Some Legs
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Hang glider Believes he can Fly
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A Whole Bunch of SAG Pics
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10 Signs That Adult Films Are Hurting Your Sex Life
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Edita Vilkeviciute Bikini Pictures
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22 Beach and Poolside Hotties
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Amanda is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Free Cam Shows Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Animals Kiss Their Asses Goodbye and Blast into Space (PHOTOS)
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Meanwhile in Russia – VIDEO
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Now THAT is one Big Dildo (NSFW)
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Miranda Kerr Brings Us More Hotness Today
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Leanne Crow in a Leopard Corset (NSFW)
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Lebron Tackles a Fan
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Lacey Banghard for Ketchup Magazine
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Sword of the Seraphs Battle Hymn
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Miranda Kerr is Amazing in Jalouse
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Diana Garcia Topless in Sin Nombre
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Who Says Small Tits Aren’t Sexy? (NSFW)
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Christina Milian Slips a Nip at the Beach
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Some Victoria Beckham, Just Because
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Selena Gomez Single Hotness
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The Best Anitmated Music Videos of All Time
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This Babe Has a Forced Orgasm (NSFW)
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Now THAT Is One Sexy Ass (NSFW)
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Annnnnnnd This Lady Likes to Eat Cat Hair – VIDEO (
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Zahia Deha – Teen Hooker With Big Tits
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True Facts About Morgan Freeman
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Jennifer Metcalfe is Amazing in her Bikini – I want to marry her vagina
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Star Trek Into the Darkness Homemade Trailer
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Bikini and Milk Anyone? – VIDEO
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Magdalena Frackowiak Knows How to Rock a Bikini
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Girls Eye View Anyone? (NSFW)
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ALL HAIL CLEAVAGE!!! (GALLLERY)
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Women Sue “Revenge Adult Ex-Girlfriend” Site [Video]
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Some Outdoor Lesbian Fun (NSFW)
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Sexy YouTube Spotlight: Bras (SITE NSFW)
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A BUNCH of Hotties From the SAG Awards
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Lucky Scooter Nearly Killed
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Katy Perry and Her Wax Figure that has Less Acne
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Check Out This Dirty Amateur Bitch (NSFW)
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Cool Towers Collapsing
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Claudia Romani is a Babe in a Bikini
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Amazing Backflip Fail
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Taylor Swift’s Keds Ad Isn’t Slutty Enough for her Vagina
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