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Britney Spears Dance Party of 1 of the Day
Britney Spears Dance Party of 1 of the Day
Soula is the Instagram Of The Day
Soula is the Instagram Of The Day
Madison Beer Shows Off her Dick Sucking Knees of the Day
Madison Beer Shows Off her Dick Sucking Knees of the Day
Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day
Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day
Nicole Scherzinger’s Hard Body Doing Archery of the Day
Nicole Scherzinger’s Hard Body Doing Archery of the Day

2013

24

Jan

Nadine Velazquez Nude Scene in FLIGHT of the Day

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I wrote a very respectful post on Nadine Valazquez the other day set to some SPORTS BRA TITTY PICS ….saying that she fucked her way into a marriage to a talent agent who got her a few gigs…only to divorce him this past year….and land a role in FLIGHT…where she was naked and amazing….because she’s the kind of actor who will do whatever it takes to get the gig…..and we commend her for that…

I’ve ALREADY POSTED THIS CLIP ….back in November…cuz I am up to date on all things hot and bothered….but saw it on some blogs today and figured…why not re-live this as the movie’s now out on DVD….just cuz I may or may not be in love with her….I may or may not think we are connected at the soul…I may or may not wish I was the next guy she uses to get somewhere…anyway…even if the only place I have access is the homeless shelter….


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2013

24

Jan

Christina Milian Cleavage at the Gym of the Day

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It is pics like this that make me question my life choices….because even at the gym…I’m not staring at a girl’s cleavage…that shit is high school…I’m fucking staring at her pussy lips in her tight pants…gyrating and spreading apart…full definition….imagining her naked….as her pants ride up her proper….ideally when sweaty as fuck…looking like she just squirted on herself…it’s really the only reason you should go to the gym….you know seein’ that vag from all fucking angles….but instead I’m sitting here on a soiled couch…watching my wife get the only exercise she gets….stuffing her face…arm from bag to mouth curls…and high salt, high blood pressure, high heart rate cardio routine….lookin’ at pics of some has been’s cleavage she posted to the internet….celebrating it like it matters…totally misrepresenting myself…cuz I probably wouldn’t even notice it if it was in front of me…cuz at the gym…it’s about the pussy.

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2013

24

Jan

Elsa Hosk for Victoria’s Secret PINK of the Day

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I could think of a better use for Elsa Hosk….the Swedish model who Victoria’s Secret is in the process of chipping and making their own….that would involve less YOGA pants…and spandex workout gear that is shot in a way that I can’t see her vagina definition….like getting her topless like SHE’S ALREADY DONE ….but as Victoria’s Secret does…they turn these X-Rated models who pretend they do it for fashion….and make them G rated and Christian underwear shopper in the midwest where they don’t have stores…friendly…and that’s a real fucking downer….here are the pics.

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2013

24

Jan

Watch Justin Timberlake Get Dressed in His New Song of the Day

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I don’t know if this is the official video…they call it the official lyric video…which I guess is a teaser to get people all hard and doing a massive sing along gayness…but I will say shit is a fail…because if I am going to watch Justin Timberlake on his comeback album….getting dressed in Video with Jay Z….like this was an interracial gay fantasy turning into a horrible reality….I’d like them to throw a little Jessica Biel Timberlake into the mix…cuz I watched Texas Chainsaw Masacre the other day and that girl…in those jeans…was something I wouldn’t have mind killing with my dick….slow and steady and via her vagina….but they can keep lip syncing Beyonce at home to emotionally eat while Jay Z fucks young and hotter pussy….as he does…

Either way, I’m not down with this song, but it’s gonna be huge….and that’s why I’m posting it.


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2013

24

Jan

Justin Bieber’s Jump Off of the Day

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So this story dropped yesterday that is just ridiculous nonsense that we fill our idiotic brains with….but that I am going to write about anyway because it made me laugh….

Apparently, Milyn “MIMI” Jenson is a “model”….who is 22 years old and studying nursing….who Justin Bieber was caught cheating on Selena Gomez with ending their fake relationship for publicity…and the whole thing makes sense…because Selena Gomez is a little too much like a girl for Bieber…and this MIMI character…is a lot like his first love…Usher Raymond…in a fucking wig…

Who knows if this is legit or not…but I do know his taste in chicks is what I’d expect it to be for a little twink who likes gay saunas and all the barebacking it offers….like he was John Travolta….

Here are the hilarious pics.

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2013

24

Jan

Jessica Rafalowski for FHM South Africa of the DAy

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Jessica Rafalowski is from Florida…and although not as interesting as that dude who broke into a house to shit and masturbate from Florida….she’s still worth noticing….not because she represented Flordia in Miss USA pageant 5 years ago…but because FHM South Africa has decided she’s model worthy and is making her pose half naked….which is one step closer to noticing her in a porn…because usually when these pageant losers who move onto big things like porn…without doing anything in between….we don’t even notice them amongst the 100s of girls also doing porn….not that this is porn…it’s tame and she’s good enough to look at so here are the pics.

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2013

24

Jan

Tits for Fashion in French Revue de Modes of the Day

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I have no idea who these models are….or even what the French Revue de Modes is…I just know they have an awesome scam going…because they get this “high fashion” models…or aspiring models…to get topless…for a shoot very few people will ever see because how big could the French Revue de Modes be…so they are pretty much like porn stars doing their first anal scene without building any hype up around them…but I guess it is a dog eat dog world….a rat race…where if you don’t do the anal scene someone equally hot will beat you to it…only the titty fashion model version….

Here are the pics….to pump some undercover smut presented as culture.

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2013

24

Jan

Staring at Rihanna’s Ass in Shorts of the Day

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Sure these Rihanna shorts are not tight or jacked up her ass like I’d want them to be….and more importantly like Rihanna would want them to be….because if she had it her child prostitute turned celebrity way…she probably wouldn’t be wearing pants at all…you know sitting on all her money….that she knows she doesn’t deserve….and that more importantly Jesus, something she pretends to believe in knows she doesn’t deserve…makes her feel like giving back the only way she knows how…with her body…

And sure….Rihanna’s legs are not tall, long, lean and really anything I’d pay money to watch twerk….

But there’s just something about her that makes me want to explore her sexually….and I don’t think it has to do with her being a broken abused woman….but it probably does.


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2013

24

Jan

Lauren Cohan in Esquire of the Day

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LAUREN COHAN is on The Walking Dead…a popular show I’ve never watched cuz I’m too lame to hang with the cool kids…and I’m not allowed to like what the mainstream like….cuz the mainstream doesn’t ever invite me to its birthday party…..but more importantly….cuz I just assume a Zombie show created because of Zombie hype..based on a comic book…is garbage and I won’t give it a chance….at least I can pretend I’m just too cool and above it all…sitting on my throne of dog shit in a basment apartment that is around 0 degrees thanks to quality craftmanship when this low cost housing dump was built….

I guess with being on a popular show…comes getting exposure…and getting exposure that sell magazines when magazines are kinda dead and should be free anyway….require semi hot pics….leading to these shots of this girl in her one-piece that all you nerd and AMC show loving freaks will probably really like lookin at…

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2013

24

Jan

Beth Humphreys For Nuts of the Day

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It is hard to believe that it was just 6 months ago when Beth Humphreys was doing this shoot for Jizz Mag…

Look at her now….she’s climbed the ranks of low level big titty modeling…and has mad it to the top of the scene….showing those crazy tits for NUTS….making me think that either she’s got a lot of talent…and in this case big natural tits she’s willing to show off…or maybe that getting to the top of the Glamour model scene is really not all that hard to pull off….because the mags always want new tits to showcase…and the UK only has 3 hot chicks in it….

I would say she slept her way to this NUTS photoshoot, but that’s a given…and really why bother analyzing this shit…it is pretty straight forward….and it’s lovely….new big titty blood even though she looks like she’s about 5 foot stumpy legs.

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