Obviously, I am of the school of thought that women stand up comedians are hacks. They are genuinely not funny, they just try too fucking hard practicing jokes in front of the mirror as an angle to get noticed, to get attention, to thrive….

That’s not to say women aren’t funny in their everyday life just being women, I mean some of the funniest people I know are women….

It’s just to say funny women who try to make careers out of being funny are usually not those naturally funny aspergers women I support in their jokes.

Maybe, I am just a stand up comic hater, thinking that anyone who is naturally funny wouldn’t try so fucking hard to be funny. It’s the unnaturally funny people who end up oin stage because they need to prove how funny they are by their comedic success.

I have been to stand-up shows, there’s a comedy festival here, and the only comic, out of all the comics, and I’ve seen A LOT of them, that made me laugh is Don Rickles, because he was being racist to people in the crowd…that shit’s funny. Racism for the win.

All the other motherfuckers, and we’re talking MALE stand-ups here, who are by default funnier than female stand ups, barely made me laugh….so a chick talking about negative self talk, being fat, dressing sexy, the woes of sucking dick, is just fucking painful…

Couple that with obesity and a weird cabbage patch doll face, that’s not cute in any fucking way, but what nightmares are made of…just a crass and vile pile of dog shit across the fucking board….that America decided was their voice….like they did with Amy Schumer just confuses me….not that I pay that much attention.

However, the best joke she’s dropped to date is this headline about her KILLER CURVES while she’s doing her best KILLER WHALE at the fucking beach…..fat monster, turn the volume up, you can hear the ORCA MATING sounds.

I don’t have the rest of the pics, because if you buy into the PROPAGANDA, that is NORMALIZING disgusting bodied women, because you buy into PROPAGANDA that she’s funny, and thus hot….you’ll have to go somewhere else for that.

Further proof that mainstream media lies, are clickbait, can’t be trusted and most importantly….ARE DEMONIC.

If you’re into fat chicks being whore, check out my NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED / STOP NORMALIZING FAT CHICKS / THEY ARE A SIDE SHOW ATTRACTION / WEIGHT WATCHERS LIKE WHALE WATCHING POST

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Paulina Porizkova is old as shit, I have never done a post on her because her hotness predates the internet….I started the site in 2004, which was a little late to the internet game really, but still early enough that I should be a billionaire, but I’m not….YOUR FAULT NOT MINE….

I’d occasionally post some old timer pussy over the years, but Paulina Porizkova is SUCH an old timer that she was too old for me to do that in 2004….

Her glory days were cover girl of SI in George Orwell’s 1984 and 1985….and I never kept track on any of these bitches, except maybe Elle Macpherson….because I was more into fucking ugly girls than fantasizing about SI Swim models….I didn’t do the fan boy shit…so Paulina Porizkova never existed to me, except when she was some Oscar nominees date a few years ago….(Aaron Sorkin)…..

She’s 100 fucking years old, but posted her bra selfie to remind you that some bitches are genetically superior to other bitches and can be jerked off to even when they are no longer hormonally women…. EXCITING…I know.

She was also involved in some scandal during her divorce whenh she was found at the scene of her husband of 30 year death, Ric Ocasek of the Cars….and had to fight his WILL to get what was RIGHTFULLY hers….which I’ll assume she re-invested into a tight old lady bod that’s freaking me out…

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