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2022

30

Nov

Jordyn Jones Slutty Lingerie of the Day

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It’s not a day without a confusing Jordyn Jones post. I don’t know why I am so into posting her fetal alcohol, inbred, white trash face in weird low level, lazy half naked selfies, because she’s a child reality star that was lent to the industry and based on how the fashion industry deals with kids, and based on how we’ve seen celebrity child stars come out of that whole thing, thanks to having shitty parents, doing an onlyfans for a quick cash grab is hardly as bad as it could be.

I mean where’s the back alley dick sucks, the unwanted pregnancies, the meth or fentanyl addiction, the trailer park dwelling….it’s no where to be found, just an idea of what could have been, if the internet perverts weren’t so fucking generous to her, since the only use for a dancing child reality star is selling half nudes to the fucking weirdos who even know who she is….

Point of the story her lingerie pics aren’t good, but her ass is fat and she’s no longer a reality star child, so sexualize her as she sexualizes herself for female empowerment, or the lie of empowerment, when really it’s just a cash grab.

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2022

30

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed Girls may not be the hottest bitches out there, they may eventually grow into what you’d expect them to grow into, being stoned and with munchies.. all the fucking time….

But at the same time a bitch who medicates herself, not that weed is that aggressive a drug, but it’s aggressive enough to make them fucking lazy enough to sit mindlessly on the couch, looking at a screen, playing video games, can be both a cheap date with LOW expectations, just throw her a bag of chips and wait for her to nod off before fingering her awake….and a fun date because she’s too fucked up and in her head to bore you with conversation….just mindless staring and drooling on herself like she’s lobotomized.

That’s not to say weed girls aren’t crazy, it’s just to say they are LESS crazy when on the weed, so for that we celebrate dumpy bitches from getting high getting high…..not that all weed girls are dumpy, but you’d imagine most who produce smmutty content around being high are….it’s a lifestyle bro, you just don’t get it.

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2022

30

Nov

Stella Hudgens Shaking Her Tits of the Day

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Stella Hudgens flashed her tits once, opened the flood gates, because she clearly fucking loves flashing her tits, it’s thrilling, it’s exciting, it’s what the people want to see, it’s what she likes showing…

I guess it’s easier to pull your titties out in a video to get some love, or money than to work, it’s the vibe of the generation and it’s awesome.

Sure, I actually prefer being cockteased by girls who don’t pull their tits out, make me suffer wanting to see your tits, but I’m ok with throwing all that to the wind and letting the tits out there so that I can scroll past them desensitized to them.

I think this is a story of victory, it’s a story of winning, it’s a story of hope…because since Stella hit the scene as the celeb sister people wanted to fuck, everyone was like “look at her tits’….”she’s a busty version of Vanessa”….”check out those tits”….and all that willing of tit, all that putting it to the universe, WORKED….LOOK….TiTS.

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2022

30

Nov

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED….

Here’s my body positivity post for all the fat bitches out there living their best life like they are hot chicks, knowing that the majority of chicks are fat, so that people like you, the bottom feeders no one wants will worship them, because you have no other options, you are desperate, you think maybe you’ll have a shot even if you can’t afford them…..unless you own a grocery store or work at the grocery store and get the employee discount…

Point of the story, fat kills, just not fast enough but it shouldn’t be something to sensationalize, normalize, it’s still a freaky fucking fetish I don’t understand, because there are hotter chicks you can jack off to out there, but if it’s all you know, cuz it’s all you could get, then it’s all you know, now that everyone is fat….

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2022

30

Nov

BMW Driver Being Wild and other stepNEWS of the Day

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Rodeo Time…

Raiding the Bus Baggage

Beastiality Freak…

Bro Fail Painful Fuck

China Checks People’s Phones for Contraband Apps.

George Clooney Supports Rape

Girl Dude Wants Dude Dudes to Cry….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

30

Nov

Fitness Moves and Other TikThots of the Day

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Stretch

Flipping

Taking Off her Socks for You Freaks

Learn to Dance

Booty in the Green Dress

Gym Girls Doggy Style

Showing Abs

Big Booty

Tight Dress

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2022

29

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Everything is a psy-op, don’t believe anything anyone tells you, anything you read, any viral story, and viral trend, it’s all manufactured and amplified lies or at the very least shit that they want you to see….

It’s like when I found out that female ejaculation was pee thanks to the coffee drinking squirter I knew with her yellow coffee smelling squirt….I thought “what else have they lied to me about” and “am I one of those body hacking weirdos who drinks urine because it is sterile and filled with nutrients we piss out that deserve a second go”…..

Then there’s the whole men are women, women are men, nothing makes sense, we live in a weird cartoon movie filled with morons…..and I’m not that smart so if I think they are morons…holy shit…we are fucked…

WHAT ELSE HAVE WE BEEN LIED TO ABOUT…..The system is rigged….

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Lottie Moss Bikini Booty
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Hot High Jumper!
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Actress Sofia Boutella Does Nude Art
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Hilary Duff in the Pool
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Customer Finds Chicken Head in KFC Order
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Demi Rose Bare Booty Shoot
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Ivanka Trump’s Hot Bikini Booty
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Hot Model Debbie St Pierre Shows Off
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Larsen Thompson Bikinis!
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Wresteler Harley Cameron’s Bikini Pic
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Popcorn on the Church Organ
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Fake Heiress Glams Up at her Parole Office
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Introducing Mobile Phones in 1976
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Karma Hits Bad Driver
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Facts to Impress Your Friends
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Britney Calls a Celeb a Piece of Shit
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Parents took Kids to Hooters for Birthday Party
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Terrell Owens Sunday Night Knockout
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Edgy Alt Models in Colombia
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Mesh Outfit
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German Shepherd Puppy Meets Kittens for the First Time
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Richard Lewis is heading back to Curb
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Steve Kornacki Talks Dog Trends on the News
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Semi Truck Loses Wheel….
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UFC Fighter on the Ring Cam Over His Dog’s Crap
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Nude model Helen
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J.Lo Talks Loving Ben Affleck
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Drone with a Flamethrower
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Minka Kelly and her New Man
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Trains crashing into Cars
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Drone Footage of Cars Crashing
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Lebron vs Clout Chasers
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Massive Engines Start Up
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The Most Expensive Toy Cars Ever
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Wet Fart Prank Continues
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Hood Fight!
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Bikini Pics of Golfer’s New Wife
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Helena Howard at an Event With her Nipples Out
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Blonde Aubrey Plaza in a Crop top Dress thing
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Some Babe Named Milena Smit in Flaunt Magazine Topless
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Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Photoshoot
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Sylvie Meis Bikini Time
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Zoe Saldana in a Dress
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Malin Akerman on the Streets in an Oversized Sweat Suit
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Sadie Sink in a Magazine
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Minka Kelly with her New Trevor Noah on a Hike
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Gabrielle Union in a Crazy Gold Outfit
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Kaia Gerber’s Skinny Legs
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Katherine Keigl in an Orange Dress
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Demi Lovato – Short and Thick in leggings
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Emilia Jones legs
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Nude Scenes in teh Movies
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They Call her the Wine Cellar
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Hot Amateur Nudes Pair
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Titty Tuesday
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BIG TITTY FLASHER
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Pussy from Behind
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Ignoring the Eat Out
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Stacey Poole’s Boobs From Below
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Fingers Ass To Mouth
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Vending Machine Girl
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Mashup Weirdness
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Bryona Tits Out in Bed
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Twerking on a Dildo
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20 People Having a Shit Day
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Nude Model with Hot Bush
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Fun Workout
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Butt Plugs and Vibes
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Scary Foot Fucker
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Amateur Dick Sucker
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NO CHANCE
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Cops Interrupt Big Tit Craigslist BJ
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Why So Serious
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Three Girls on the Dick
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POV Fuck with Skinny Girl
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Unshaven
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BUTT SEX
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2 toys 1 girl
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Silver has a Vagina
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Amateur Fuck Down
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Being Messy
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Gretta Gets Naked
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Threesome with Strangers
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2022

29

Nov

Leni Klum’s Big Tits in her Underwear Brushing her Teeth of the Day

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Leni Klum is Heidi Klum’s illegitimate bastard child with some Italian fraudster who managed to become a millionaire, or at least a guy who could bed top Bikini/lingerie models 20 years ago when Heidi was using her pussy to get ahead, like a good Nazi spy would….

Leni is a pocket sized version of Heidi, because the Eugenics that made Heidi in a lab also made her 6 feet tall, while this one is more traditionally sized, but what she lacks in height she makes up for in big fucking tits….those motherfuckers are bigger than your head.

Now that the world is forced to see that the Fashion industry is some weird, corrupt, human trafficking operation run by perverts, you have to wonder how far Heidi Klum went with her own daughter to fit into the scene, but I guess that’s too dark to worry about, or even care about, the more experience the better now that she’s of legal age, but more importantly, now that’s she’s fullsized in the tits.

The point ofthe story is they are whoring the daughter out to the world even though they have all the money in the world so that she doesn’t have to be in her underwear online, but yet she’s in her underwear online, and that’s a fucking win for people into tiny girls with big tits that crawled out of model pussy….

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2022

29

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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It’s Itty bitty Titty Tuesday – where we remind the tiny tits out there that tiny tit lives matter…

I typically endorse tiny tits because they are tits, but also because they generally or statistically come stock on a hotter skinnier body and I hate fat chicks…..so seeing a set of big naturals means that the girl will at one point or another become a fat fuck and I don’t like that.

I’ve also had some luck with tiny tits, meaning the tiny tits I’ve met along the way have been on fit bodies, hot bodies, tight bodies, and not on fat girls who are hormonally fucked up from being so fat that they never developed tits…

However, I spent about 3 hours a few nights ago looking at before and after breast implant surgery on a plastic surgeon’s website, thinking maybe I’d recognize some of the tit jobs….and AS it turns out…there are some REAL fucking shitty small tits out there…but like anything in life you can choose to see the GOOD or the BAD in things and for that reason….I CELEBRATE the tiny tit!!

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2022

29

Nov

Jordyn Jones Ass of the Day

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I don’t know why I like posting Jordyn Jones content, but I think her big dance ass has something to do with it…..

Or maybe I like low income kids sold to a vile and disgusting industry, to be used in their dance reality shows around kids who dance, that you know the worst humans in the world probably watch, you know like Selma Hayek and her Husband as they plan their next Balanciaga campaign….or white trash trailer park grannies who miss the glory days of having kids so they turn to the TV, their best friend, to show them stories that they connect with…either it’s shit content for shit people….and that’s where our hero Jordyn Jones got her start….

For whatever reason, maybe the fact she was on a reality show for kids who dance, she’s gone into the more lucrative SOFTCORE and SAFE FOR WORK sex work, that clearly pays pretty well since girls make millions off dollars doing this shit and it requires barely any effort….while acting, or hosting, or touring, or brand deals means work….when you can just post a pic of your dance ass that everyone wants to see, or only follow you because of….give the people what they fucking want.

No word on when she will start riding dildos, but I’ll bet it happens when the money starts drying up because the fans get bored and the only way to go on is to LEVEL up.

For now, it’s just trailer trash dance ass getting paid.

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