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2023

03

Jan

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

When I celebrate Tight Pants, which is actually on a daily basis, at least on the days I leave the house and enter the public domain, because bitches they wear tight pants and tight pants look fucking good.

I realize that the tight pants are probably doing some slight of hand style tricks that are misleading, but as far as I’m concerned that’s about as close to naked as we can get, even if she’s actually being held together but he equivalent of PANTS MADE OF DUCT TAPE…I’m not ever seeing them naked, so I’ll take the modified illusion of what they look like naked, their ass roundness, their pussy puff, all while picking up a bunch of bananas in the produce aisle….or while pretending to walk my dog as they bend over to pick up the dog shit….you know, tight pants are versatile and fucking everywhere…

Unfortunately, they are really everywhere, because I am also seeing a lot of dudes rocking the tight pants and they aren’t even GOTH, Gay or Trans…I’m talking fitness dudes who do fitness things and feel that they are best executed in a pair of leggings marketed as compression pants to ensure ultimate fitness..

I used to take issue with dudes in bike shorts, walking around like it’s tour de france, with their bellies out….thinking their fat ass is not benefitting from the spandex so why do they want to put us innocent bystanders through the shit….

NOW, I get the same feeling when other dudes move through life in their leggings and no, it’s not because I get turned on or accidentally check them out thinking their ass belongs to a chick and it makes me question my sexuality….it’s just that men in leggings is twisted, inappropriate and definitely in need of being shamed or outlawed….

So here are some Ladies in tight pants the way the legging was meant to be worn before men tried to jump in the trend and make it about them, those MISOGYNISTS never letting women have their time to shine, just eagerly trying to show off their dick prints like they are pussy prints…..perverse.

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2023

03

Jan

Boot Show and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Shirt Removal

Big Girl Pool Exit

Hot Horse Girl Dismounts

Titty Dancers

Flexing

Dance Dance

Pelvic Floor Routine

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2023

02

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Happy fucking New Year….

You may not bother with resolutions, but I like to think they are inspiring, especially when you think of the most offensive resolutions possible, that you can present to your family so they don’t think you’re a loser…like inserting larger objects in your ass, or finally becoming a woman so you can jerk off to yourself by cutting off your dick in your basement and gluing your fleshlight to the scar tissue….or maybe you’re more simple than that and just want love, happiness, health, wealth, a new job, a job, a blow job….you get what I am saying here….

Resolutions are hopeful, exciting, give you and your ambitions some meaning, a benchmark, maybe something to work towards….otherwise you just coast through life without any real goals or attempts to do better…just same old take it as it comes and that’s not self improvement or maximizing your human experience in that period between birth and death….

Unless you’re the kind of person who can set those other days of the year and who don’t need a bullshit oppresive calendar system to control you…

Either way, new year, same old links….

Here are some stepLINKS!

Gyneth Paltrow and Daughter Bikini on a Boat
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Did College QB’s Dad Grope his Girlfriend?
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Jordyn Jones Plays Around in Hot Tub
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10 Most Ridiculous Hate Crime Hoaxes from Colleges
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Twerking on a Cop for an Arrest
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Caylee Cowan See Through
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Bella Thorne Topless Dance
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Miley Cyrus’ New Year Bikini Surprise
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Paige Spiranac Brings the Short Game Tutorial
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Giving Herself a Wedgie in her Bikini
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Woman Feeding the Decoys
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Jeremy Renner Ran Over his Own Leg with his Snowcat
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Heidi Klum in Hot Tub on New Years
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Hot Surfer Babe Tia Blanco is Pregnant With Brody Jenner
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Beverly Hills New Years Eve Vandal
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Fentanyl Gets Rapper Gansta Boo
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Cat Destroys Ceiling and Walks it Off
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Rita Ora’s Bikini Time
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Fan’s Viral Lamar Jackson T-Shirt
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Customer Tries to Escape without Paying
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Beaver Builds Dam in House
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Weird Mashup of 2022 Movie Trailers
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Dua Lipa’s New Years Eve Thong
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This Dart League has Dancers
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Man Runs in Every Kind of Footwear
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Historical Facts About Chocolate
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Bird Impersonates R2D2
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini on New Years
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NFL Player’s Girlfriend is a Professional
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Ashley Roberts Shows Off her Bikini Body
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Deaf Cat Enjoys Bike Ride around London
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Freezing Soap Bubbles is Cool
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Biggest Grossing Movies from 1976 to 2022
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Kate Hudson Does a Bikini Snow Angel
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Demi Rose Red Hot for New Years
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Man Wards Off Somali Pirates
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Ice Artist Makes a Cuckatoo
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Baby Monkey Makes Friend with a Dog
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Sara Sampaio Bikinis in Hawaii
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Chantle Jeffries Bikini Bod
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Kliff Kingsbury’s Girlfriend Veronica Bielik is a Great Distraction!
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Raccoon Tries Catching Snowflakes
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Nostalgic Animation about Life in Brooklyn
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Audi Drives on Snow
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Selena Gomez is in a throuple with Nicola Peltz
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Creepy Promo for the M3GAN Movie at the Chargers Game
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Bikini
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Taylor Hill in Underwear
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Jessica Parker Kennedy Bra Top – Not Sarah Jessica Parker
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Ashley Greene in Leggings
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Camila Mendes Fit Body in Bikini on Beach
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Kostek and Gronk are in St Barts
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Emma Stone in NYC
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Emma Brooks in a Black Dress
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Maisie Williams has a Smoke
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Kiernan Shipka in a Slutty Dress
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Rita Ora Titties at an Event
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Lily Rose Depp in a Beauty Salon
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Hailey Bieber Legs
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Girl Night In
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Peer Pressure Always Wins
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Mental Mondays
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Actual Fucking Hooters
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Pushing the Dildo In
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That was unexpected
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Blonde Got Hot Tits
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Girl on Girl
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Baby Got Back
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Big Titties Flashed
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Outdoor Dildo Ride
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26 Shitty Days
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Beach Girls Have Fun
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Arms Up Boob Flasher
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Nika in the Shower
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Outdoor Dildo Ride
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Boat Owner Fucks
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Panties to the Side Orgasm
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Wand Time Orgasm
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Butt Plug in for the Show
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Dick Sucker
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Tits Out Dildo FUck
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Mom and her Exchange Student
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Panties to the Side Dildo In Ass
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Cheerleader Sex Tape
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Toy in ASs 2023
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2023

02

Jan

Maya Hawke Tits of the Day

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I saw some paparazzi pics of Maya Hawke in a white swimsuit in St Barts being a famous in her own right thanks to hit shows she’s been cast on, but probably would’ve been in St Barts regardless of her IMDB credits or her own personal savings account balance because her parents are Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke…

Anyway, when I saw the pics, she looked a little dumpy and I thought, typical rich kid who has a career from nepotism just rubbing it in everyone’s face by not being fit.

I don’t care about nepotism, I embrace it and feel like generational wealth, inside advantage is all part of the fun of life….and if you don’t have that access, those connections, that trust fund, like most of us don’t…you can find other ways to distract yourself like through chronic masturbation targeted at those who do.

But I do care about fat chicks normalizing being fat and skinny chicks can be just as soft and sloppy as a fat chick. We call the SLIM FATS…like the drink, but different.

Anyway, along with negatively analyzing some strangers body I said “that white swim suit should be more sheer”…seeing as so many white swimsuits have gifted a voyeur like me some pussy lip and nipple flashes through the fabric….but the published pics weren’t as fun as I’d like.

Luckily, Maya Hawke is an exhibitionist hipster type who doesn’t give a fuck about pulling the titties out of the near sheer swimsuit for the paparazzi, cuz tits are good for marketing, and for chronically jerking off to nepotism hires….so it’s a win across the board.

A new year miracle one would say….if their resolution of self improvement invloves jerking off to nepotism hires in the hollywood realm since this one’s basically from Hollywood Royalty….

TITTIES!

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2023

02

Jan

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned the whole medical crisis of 2020 no longer exists, we’re past that, let’s focus on more positive, uplifting, exciting, inspiring, perverted, erotic, fun, mainly fun things…

Sure there are still a handful of assholes in masks, pushing shots, praising shots even if they die of the shots because they feel it was a virtuous thing to do…there are still people dying suddenly or getting weird surprise cancers that take them the fuck out or at least take them deep enough into suffering that they get government assisted death…a fucking weird new trend that they’ve romanticized.

Sure, there’s still some PTSD, although PTSD is pretty fucking pussy way to describe anything that happens in your life unless you’re a veteran, because if your trauma was being locked out of society for not getting a shot and being forced to stay in until a group of truckers decided to change the course of history, it’s pretty decent PTSD…even if it keeps you looking over your shoulder thinking something else is planned for your kind…

So a mass percentage of society fell for a marketing campaign and turned on those who didn’t and may now die because of it….just earlier today someone sent me a Wall Street Journal article saying those with the shot are 3.5 more likely than those without to get covid and anyone with the shot has likely had terrible bouts with the virus while those without the shot didn’t get sick…the control group they wanted to eliminate lives…

Anyway, 2023, we gotta put all that behind us, but never forget that the medical workers who loved the attention were all part of the propaganda, lying or inflating the crisis when they knew better, putting potentially poison in the arms of millions who trusted them, because they were told to, and they acted like authorities on an experiment because it got them attention and we’re the ones who are suffering because of it.

So with that, never trust anyone but your gut, and only support the medical workers looking for attention through online erotica….it’s a better cause, a less annoying way to get attention, one you can jerk off to and one that doesn’t need to disrupt our mindless lives and expose all the layers of corruption….that WE all fund through taxes….far better to fund naughty nurses through your credit cards….and here’s the proof.

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

02

Jan

Madelaine Petsch Braless of the Day

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Fire in the hole.

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2023

02

Jan

Milf Monday of the Day

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New Year, Old Sex Fetishes…

I am not necessarily one who is into moms and all their baggage….their well travelled bodies that have seen too action over the years…mainly from child birth ripping them open at least once….but the whole concept of MILF is that it’s a mom you’d like to fuck despite being a mom….

So the MILF fetish is one that lives on in 2023 and not just for weirdos who have mommy issues and are seeking a mom replacement they can fuck without feeling guilty cuz their actual mom is getting on in age and fucking her is looked down upon by the oppressive society we live in.

The MILF fetish is for everyone, because hot moms that may have been ravaged by child birth do exsist…and it’s not reserved for angry, bitter, jaded but horny divorcee, or single moms looking to scratch some itch and feel some sense of normalcy by acting like a common whore for a dude like you..because she has no time for standards and is too busy mad at her life choices to have standards….but being the cheap thrill to someone who is too busy and who needs to run home to the babysitter isn’t a bad thing either….

SO here are some moms, some MILFS, some older ladies who HAVE been cummed in and carry the burden of proof, being sex positive because being a mom doesn’t mean you can’t be a naked on the internet….even if it probably should because they should spend all their energy on MOM shit instead of frozen dinners and ipads but that’s another story for another day…today we celebrate!

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2023

02

Jan

Cara Delevingne See Through of the Day

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I don’t find Cara Delevingne all that hot, or hot at all, but she’s an over hyped rich kid who made it as a model thanks to being in the scene, or being the pussy the more important people used to dabble in while trying to change their sexuality to LGBTQ in order to keep getting hired, since there’s no room for straight bitches anymore.

But she is pretty skinny, albeit a little crackhead in her behavior, but we’re just looking at pics of her and you can’t expect a skinny bitch to be all that sane, it’s part of the brain damage that comes with starving themselves, if anything, if a skinny bitch isn’t acting weird from low blood sugar than she’s not committed to the cause enough.

Anyway, she’s in some black mesh thing, showing some panties, looking a fool and we’ll pretend it’s for some New Year sex ritual at the Satanist party in some Manor House in the UK where she is from. You know where the elites have orgies and sacrifice goats for good luck.

Exciting.

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2023

02

Jan

Elsa Hosk Watermelon Tits of the Day

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It may be a new year, but I don’t subscribe to the new year, new me….you don’t need to go into things trying to reinvent the fucking wheel, it’s just a great way to disappoint yourself or remind the people already disappointed in you that you continue to suck at life when you have so much more to offer the world.

That’s not to say that I don’t think people should try new things, go balls to the wall on a project, hobby, or interest, unless that interest is breaking into random college girls homes and jerking off in their panties while they are in class….some passions should not be cultivated like an offgrid farm in the apocalypse….

It’s just to say that I’ve found Elsa Hosk to be one of the hotter half naked models on the scene for the last few years, she’s had a kid and still manages to be hot, she’s in a bikini and still manages to be hot, so new year, old Elsa Hosk fetish.

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2023

02

Jan

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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It’s a New Year, a time to manifest your dreams into realities, or to be too lazy to bother, which is fine, because maybe your laziness is part of your appeal and if you were out there living your best life like an over-achieving influencer traveling the world with all their money and cars, you’d be even more miserable than you are right now….not that being an influencer is the dream, but they are the people who seem to make stupid money doing nothing but awesome shit….if anything being an influencer is pretty fucking lame and embarrassing, but you get what I am saying….2023 is already started and it’s too late for you, so get back to weird shit like looking at videos of women sexualizing their breast milk because being a mom who uses her breast milk to feed her baby isn’t satisfying enough in this world of trying to be like the degenerates of the internet…

I may be of the school of sexualizing breast milk or lactating engorged tits for the cleavage, or if it’s your own woman who had your own baby with the engorged tits, sexualize them to take advantage of the bigger tits….

So I don’t really think lactating tits are all that hot, sure fascinating and the reason humans still exist but I figure if a girl’s gonna pull her tit out in public, any excuse is a good one to see tit….

Who am I to hate on these ladies who are excited enough to show off their titty milk to the lonely weirdos who likely have mommy issues and who want nothing more than a lactating breast in their life, so they take it to the internet to find it.

I am all for sexualization of tits in all their forms, so this 2023….I will continue to stare at tits. It’s a resolution.

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