ps. I love Candice Swanepoel. Natasha Poly isn’t so bad either…but shit…that Candice Swanepoel…she’s going places…
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2013
11
Jan
Candice Swanepoel and Natasha Poly for Juicy of the Day
2013
11
Jan
Academy Award Boobs of the Day
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Silver Linings Playbook is the only nudity in a movie nominated for an Academy Award…excpet maybe for Ben Afleck’s soul in ARgo…or that girl in Beasts of the Southern Wild running around in her underwear..or that Indian kid in his sheer wet pants in Life of Pi….or…what the fuck are the other nominated movies…oh right Russel Crow’s singing in Les Mis…raw rugged and a whole lot of offensive as fuck…more offensive than a smut film….which I guess don’t count cuz there ain’t no shower scene like Silver Linings Playbook…..so this Brea Bee brings it as the only set of tits in all movies nominated…and that’s a fucking OMG Fact of the day. OMG.
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Posted in:Academy Awards|NSFW
2013
11
Jan
Rihanna Nipples See Through of the Day
Rihanna didn’t wear a bra…omg…she also got back with a boyfriend who beat her up…provided she didn’t beat herself up and blame him as revenge like a vindictive bitch….omg….and she’s got nipples…omg….and she’s famous despite being from the islands and having no talent…omg…..omg…omg…who gives a fuck.
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2013
11
Jan
Candice Swanepoel’s Hot Ass for Instagram of the Day
It is hard not to fall in love with Candice Swanepoel….I saw this picture yesterday when she posted them….and it took me 24 fucking hours to get them on the site because I was too busy staring at the amazing ass that is Candice Swanepoel in her bikini for Social Media…but not just any bikini…one that is low cut, or high cut, or whatever the fuck this borderline thong shit is…that so many girls are wearing on the beach these days…making the world a brighter, shinier, more amazing place to live…
I love Candice Swanepoel, and I’ve never met her, but I know that if there is one thing out there I need to consider myself a success..it is to hold her hand….even just for a second…and I never get this way over anything…except maybe pugs…but shit people…do you see this ass…it’s so friendly and inviting, like an old comfy sweater, the hot fit ass version…that I want to slip inside and die…after singing it love poetry I wrote it….starving to death cuz it is all I’ll eat..
Next level performance on her part…it speaks to me at my soul….
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2013
11
Jan
Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage at the Critics Choice Awards of the Day
I give Jennifer Lawrence a lot of hate….I talk about how she’s signed up to some franchise like a sell out and now everyone loves her….she has mass appeal and big tits and it’s a fucking package deal…but I guess I didn’t give her credit or look into her career…for all I saw was Hunger Games garbage….but turns out she did a legit gig…and is nominated for an Oscar…and despite Oscar being a pile of lies from an phony industry…celebrating the phony people in it…all to make money while idiot fans / the general public watch like it’s a VIP event they can’t get into….it’s still counts for something beyond the Hunger Games hustle…so now I can kick back, push the hate aside, and stare at her tits like a normal fucking person…..because I’m not as angry at her….
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2013
11
Jan
Barbara Palvin Boring for Terry Richardson of the Day
Barbara Palvin is the next big thing for Victoria’s Secret to reach the younger crowd, because she’s only 18….and not fat like Kate Upton…because Victoria’s Secret know….leave that other porker for the Men’s Magazines and SI….let’s keep our models fit as fuck….
They’re putting alot of muscle into her…and I don’t really understand how some young thing from Eastern Europe was discovered when everyone I know at 18 is popping pimples and doing Molly at house parties…but she was found…and they have already leaked a few scandals…which is leading to her getting work….and shooting with people like Terry RIchardson….who went ahead and posted these on his blog for me to steal and share with you…even though he’s supposed to be an amateur porn photographer….who pretends he’s a fashion photographer…and these aren’t porn at all..but I’ll still look at them…
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2013
11
Jan
Miranda Kerr’s Clothed and Kickin’ It Erotica of the Day
I don’t always need a girl to be half naked, or spread eagled to think of her in a sexual way, I just need her to be a girl…and breathing…and I am ready to violate her with my mind…she could be doing the most subtle thing like adjusting her pants, or scratching her inner thigh, or bending over to pick up something she dropped in the grocery store, and I’m already 40% of the way into a romance love scene staring the two of us….so seeing Miranda Kerr kickin it on the couch in a tight shirt is not hot to the non-pervert…but when you’re me….you know this picture is as dirty as your mind makes it…from throat fucking to orgies…anything is possible…just let your mind get carried away and like a Kid’s show taught you but you forgot….that’s the beauty of imagination boys and girls…we don’t need it served on a platter, we just need it to have a vagina.
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2013
11
Jan
You Really Find Kate Upton a Babe? of the Day
It amazes me that Kate Upton is taken seriously in the model world….every single time I look at her pics…I see lies the media is feeding me…I mean she doesn’t even have a nice face…it’s almost bloated and fucking retard looking…..and she sure as hell doesn’t have a nice body…she’s just tall so her 160 lbs of her seems lean…she’s also just 19 and her metabolism hasn’t shut the fuck down yet…but I see a Rosie O’Donnell in her everytime I look at her…and not in a Rosie O’Donnell is a dyke a fucks young bitches kind of way…in a her pantsize will be the fucking same….seriously people…consider this a protest…like I’m PETA and she’s a slaughterhouse or fur….stop caring about her tits enough to make her millions…when there are so many tits out there who actually deserve millions…send her back to the barn she came from….
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2013
11
Jan
Kate Moss and Daria Werbowy for Versace of the Day
If you get passed how homo this is, you will see some Xena Warrior princess fantasy shit for your nerd ass, staring two amazing models who I love in an ad campaign for a skeleton zombie woman I love….it’s all fucking futuristic fantasy weirdness…that reminds me a bit of a double penetration scene I recently saw in a porn…where the dude begged the pornstar to put both dicks in her mouth at the same time….it is as romantic and bi-sexual like that…but I am still posting it cuz Kate Moss’s vagina is the temple in which I worship….my kind of religious experience filled with stale rockstar semen, some cigarettes, a few pieces of afterbirth, and a whole lot of soul…she’s the best there ever was.
Posted in:Daria Werbowy|Kate Moss
2013
11
Jan
Sabine Jemeljanova For Loaded Magazine of the Day
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Sabine Jemeljanova is lovely, classy girl with a bright future ahead of her…I hear she’s in her final year of her Doctorate…and that she plans on changing the fucking world….to make it a better place…and that she’s just using this nude modeling shit….to make the masturbation fantasies of a bunch of UK old pervs who still buy magazines….a better place….to finance her education…and thus her career…for a better tomorrow…and by doctorate…I mean high school drop out who realized “shit, I have tits, and they make me money, fun, where’s the VIP room?”….cuz these Glamour models are nothing more than strippers…and that’s what I like about them…what I don’t like about them is that they don’t dive into porn and fuck on camera…cuz they think they are above it…when really…they are doing exactly the same fucking thing as pornstars….fame the easy way…
Who cares, look at her tits…
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