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2013

07

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I decided that no man should have this little power…I need more power…I need more fame, money, relevance….I want KIDS DOING #Cut4Bieber but for me….cuz you know you matter when kids are cutting themselves on social media….for your attention….instead they don’t know I exist….gotta step my game up….cuz this insanity is the future…

That said…Too bad this is a 4Chan prank…that is amazing…Love them 4chan dudes…hope they target me one day.

Lindsay Lohan Didn’t Show Up For Court Because Her Dad Allegedly Raped Dina 20 Years Ago. Yup.
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WTF Video of the Day Gave Me Cancer Just By Watching It – VIDEO
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Jessica Chastain InStyle UK TITS
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Fitness Booty Shaping
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Enter The Vagina Of Olivia Wilde
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Frankie Essex Bikini Candids
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Cats Demonstrate New Years Resolutions
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GoPro Camera + Laser Pointer + Cats = Endless Entertainment
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The Highways in the Netherlands Are From the Future – VIDEO
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The 20 Sexiest GIFs of Meagan Good
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Sarah Hyland Is Seriously Busting Out!
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Pippa Middleton is a Best Selling Author and The Only Way That Sentence Would Be More Funny Is If It Was True
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Low Budget Gym
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Anne Hathaway Harper’s Bazaar
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Dog Saves Kitten from Another
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Busty Brunettes Make Monday’s More Appealing (20 Pics)
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Alessa Ross Has One Hot Ass (NSFW)
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WATCH: How to Make ‘American Psycho’ Kid Friendly
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Trace Cyrus is a Dirt Bag But His Girlfriend is Sexy in Workout Gear
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Winter Prank Goes Wrong
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Elin Nordegren in a Bikini
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Blow Up Boogie
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This Chicks Butthole is Anything But Tight (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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At the End of The Day, We All Want a Girl That Will Make It Easy, and Put Out, No? (NSFW)
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Looks Like That Steve Jobs Movie is Finally Coming Out
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Chloe Vevrier’s Victorian Boobs (NSFW)
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Elsa Pataky Has Pokies (SITE NSFW)
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This Slut is Getting Herself Off at 20 000 Feet (NSFW)
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Liv Tyler’s Ocean Pokies (SITE NSFW)
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Naomi Watts is Looking Pretty Good
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Taylor Swift Acapella Cover By Those People Who All Played That Song on One Guitar
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Old Prospector Prank
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Behind the Scenes of Courtney Stoddens New Video – VIDEO
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The Very Best Viral Conan Clips of 2012
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Lena and Melody Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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Champagne X Ass. You Do The Math (NSFW)
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How To: Play Rugby… Explained By Sexy Chicks – VIDEO
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Pug Vs Kitten
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Dakota Fanning Pervs Out for a Photoshoot
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50 Effects with 50 Cameras
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he Good Folks From Taiwanese News Animation Did a Video About Justin Bieber Smoking Weed and It’s Amazing as Expected – VIDEO
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Adriana Lima is Wearing Short Shorts
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SOME NSFW CONTENT)
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Elsewhere In The World: 15-Year-Old Girl Forced To Marry 90-Year-Old Man After He Paid Her Parents $17,000
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Lesbian Foam Party, Check It Out (NSFW)
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Big Tittied Chick Almost Motorboats Dude To Death! (NSFW)
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Some Sexy Ladies From the Audi Golden Globe Party
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Busty Blonde Girl on The Web Cam (NSFW)
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Bieber Smokes Weed Taiwanese Animation
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Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs is Funny
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Baby Does Pull Up
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108 Minutes of Bondage
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Cute Teen Fucks At Home
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Teen Rub Massage Porn!
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Babe Gets Her Feet Cummed On
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Sailor Moon Gets DPed in Class
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2013

07

Jan

Kate Upton in Elle of the Day

I saw Kate Upton had posted some of these pictures on Twitter of her recent Elle shoot where she was wearing the Panda hat…to which I wrote “where is the rest of the panday, did you eat it” or something similar…because I am a cyber bully….but more importantly cuz Kate Upton is portly, piggish and even people in the fashion scene don’t get her appeal…but go with it cuz she sells magazines issues to perverts eager to stick them pages together…even though they can just get the pics on the internet….for free due to martyrs like me….

Either way, I don’t hate her and I don’t think calling her sloppy or dumpy is anything but stating fact….but then all her defenders come along and freak out…cuz “have you seen those tits bro”….

Here are the pics cuz I guess it doesn’t matter whether it is baby fat…or slowed down metabolism…

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2013

07

Jan

Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day


Candice Swanepoel is pretty perfect as far as I am concerned and I guess as far as Victoria’s Secret is concerned too…because they’ve turned her into their poster girl…and without them…she’d probably still be a fit model…trying on clothes for old lady dress manufacturers…but instead she’s the tall, lean, hot body…half naked and incredible to look at…with a rockin’ accent who seems like a pretty lovely person…based on my extensive research of looking at her half naked.

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2013

07

Jan

Melanie Sykes Latex Bodysuit for Fabulous Magazine of the Day


Melanie Sykes is a pretty old British TV Host….who was at one point a model. You’ve likely never heard of her…because I have never heard of her…and if I had heard of her…I would have likely forgotten who she was because that’s just how good I am at this celebrity shit…don’t blame me blame my facial recognition blindness…everyone looks the same…and really whether you know her or not..you now know what she looks like in some low level bondage gear for some magazine…and at 42, it could be substantially worse….

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2013

07

Jan

Julianne Hough Bikini Pics of the Day

Julianne Hough interests me as much as she interests her boyfriend Ryan Seacrest….and that’s not very much….only unlike Ryan Seacrest, my disinterest has nothing to do with her lack of a penis…but instead it has to do with her average at best looks…not to mention…as a professional dancer…all I see is failed stripper…even if she’s living the professional dancer dream of being cast to dance on TV, in music videos and movies….cuz I prefer the professional dancer reality…you know that she’s actually made it as more than just a front for Seacrest’s sexuality to hide his sexy relationship with Simon Cowell….and here she is in a bikini and it’s as boring as a white bikini can be.


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2013

07

Jan

Kate Upton for V Magazine of the Day


Kate Upton is great for one thing…being photoshopped in a bikini….to look like a busty 19 year old with huge fertile tits…that although probably sag in the worst way possible…look okay spilling out of a large sized bikini top….

She was manufactured by SI and that’s where she should have stayed, but instead the fashion world picked her up as a legit model, cuz blogs talk about her….

And now she’s doing editorial work, high concept, high production, all while looking like a pig, sucking in her gut, not meant to be a model, but meant to be a dairy queen clerk while going to community college for cosmetics….

It makes no sense, and I tease her all the time about being fat, having an over eating disorder, eating her feelings, because she puts herself out there…and I can….

I am not mean, I am speaking fact, and here’s Anna Nicole Smith Part 2 for V Magazine….totally out of place….especially when showing off her size next to some twink…and remember these are shot by the best, make-up and hair by the best, edited by the best…and even they cant make her look awesome…she still looks chubby….and this is horrible.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

07

Jan

Kim Kardashian Pregnant Bikini Beach Shoot of the Day


My good friends at INF Photo ….captured Kim Kardashian…or at least parts of Kim Kardashian doing some kind of phootshoot on the beach in a bikini for god knows what….the other day….

I think it is safe to say that with her pregnancy, which I can only assume made strategic sense for her show to go on, comes opportunities that her mom is busy peddling, you know something like 300,000 dollars for a photoshoot of the baby bump, and 1,000,000 dollars for the baby photo…these are money making machines, even if they don’t have anything you’d think was marketable, especially not in a bikini, 10 years after the sex tape she was fat in to begin with….

You see seeing Kim K in a bikini, or tights is bad enough, but knowing theirs satan’s spawn growing inside her…makes everything about this so much fucking worse…Luckily for us, the paparazzi only got part of her bikini, as the rest of her was covered…I am surprised there isn’t an arm coming out of her twat, trying to claw his way out of her…..

America’s Royalty…what a horrible horrible joke.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2013

07

Jan

Lais Ribeiro’s in a Bikini for Harper’s Bazaar Brazil of the Day


Lais Ribeiro is a brazilian model…and like all Brazilian models she looks amazing in a bikini….all 5 feet 11 inches of her…with legs that go up to my fucking neck….and a great tan and thin body that make me believe in a better tomorrow….

I don’t think I’ve ever heard of her, but like all perfect bodies, Victoria’s Secret has, she’s done their campaigns, and was supposed to walk their show this year, but sprained her ankle, and as far as model injuries go, that’s up there with getting a pimple…

Now she’s in Harper’s Bazaar Brazil in a bikini….looking good.

Posted in:Lais Ribeiro

2013

07

Jan

Stella Hudgens Looks Fun of the Day

When I was 16, girls wore ill fitting jeans, oversized sweaters, didn’t shave their bush (which I loved), but getting them to put out too actual work…there was no let’s be like the internet and fuck…it was more like “My parents would be so disappointed in me”….you know girls who never watched porn and if they did they’d get shy and run away…who never took nudes cuz there was no delete button…..probably the way 16 year olds are meant to be….thanks to their mental capacity or lack there of….and now…the under 18 crowd is dressing like this…thanks to society, the internet, accessiblity to porn, their favorite reality TV stars and their sex tapes, and old sisters who took their career to the next level with nudes….

I don’t know what these leather cat pics of Stella Hudgens doing what 16 year olds do best….duckface…are all about…but they happened…and you probably really like em. Pervert.

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2013

07

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio is a Babe of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is back home, or somewhere south enough that it is summer, and she’s taken to social media to show the world that she looks awesome in a bikini or bathing suit at all fucking times…because that’s her job and like a doctor…you can’t just turn that shit off when you’re on vacation….it’s ingrained in your fucking core….and you’re so good at the shit that even when a retard takes your pic with a fucking polaroid he found in his retard basement….she looks like she’s worth the 1000 dollars an hour her agency charges….in what some may think is insane since she doesn’t even have sex at that price…but that isn’t insane cuz the fashion world needs girls like Alessandra Ambrosio to make us fucking care about their underwear….either way…she needs me to write her love songs all day and all night…but instead…I just post smut cuz someone’s gotta do it…and that someone is me.

Here are some pics of her hot friends…..to remind us that going to Brazil looks like fun…

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