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2012

31

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day


Hey everybody…it is New Years Eve and I’ve been drinking for the last 1800 or more days…but today is more special than the last…cuz tonight…the world will be celebrating…and in Asia and Australia the world has already celebrated….and what better way to ring it in that to look at Alessandra Ambrosio’s body…or half her body…self shot like some kind of cam girl, attention seeking teen….bitch who doesn’t get paid a lot of money for this normally…you know looking for exposure…and praise…when bitch’s bank account does that for her every day…FUN…

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2012

31

Dec

Jenna Dewan’s Pregnant Bikini Body Kissing Channing Tatum of the Day

If Gossip Girl star, married to Channing Tatum, Jenna Dewan didn’t turn you on before…you know when she barely mattered on Gossip Girl…and hand very few other jobs in her acting career….and her biggest accomplishment was luring in Channing Tatum and forcing him to cum in her, marry her, and forever be hers, like a typical bratty celebrity cunt….making them the Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr of their generation or some shit….

Then she won’t turn you on now, cuz she’s pregnant and kissing her male stripping husband on the beach…

But I got a thing for bikinis…that forces me to post this filthy, gross, there’s a human growing inside her, smut….even though I hate it.

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2012

31

Dec

Magdalena Frackowiak is Decent Looking of the Day

This is a model named Magdalena Frackowiak who I am guessing is from Russia or some other communist country that is no longer communist but that I pretend is still communist for the sake of comedy…because rationed toilet paper, breadlines, and a love for contraband levis jeans appeals to me and makes me laugh…but not as hard as hot bitches who need to marry fat, lonely Americans to escape their hell, I mean unless they try to other strategy, climbing through Siberian mountains in the snow, hoping to live…..but I guess all that is irrelevant…cuz Magdalena Frackowiak may not even be Russian at all, I am just too lazy to google her, and more into pointing out that she’s pretty decent looking….it’s new years eve, I’m drinking, why are you on a computer….freak.

That said, I think this is for H&M or some shit….

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2012

31

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Titty for Attention of the Day


Ashley Tisdale is starting to grow on me….just last week I claimed that her she won this round…thanks to her PANTIES AND COWBOY BOOTS …..

You see, I have been hating on her face for a long time…I have been laughing at her career or lack there of a career for a long time….I have even taken pleasure in the fact that her chubby friends get work in movies wearing their bikinis…while she works out so hard and was neglected in the shit….which I guess brings us to today….where she’s showing half her tit and awesome fit body…that reminds us not to give a fuck about her face…cuz as busted ass it may be…it comes with this body…she knows exactly what she’s doing….good times

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2012

31

Dec

Stephanie Seymour Nipple on the Beach of the Day


Stephanie Seymour’s probably has very little feeling in her big stupid fake titty…or maybe she just doesn’t really know how to manage them because they look relatively new…I mean how else could you explain her shit popping out of her bikini….I mean it couldn’t be a cry for attention, to get the media talking about her like it was the 90s and she wasn’t 50…that would be impossible….this has to be accidental…you know just good timing on the paparazzi part…it is the only thing that makes sense in this world that makes no sense….


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2012

31

Dec

Rita Ora bikini in Dubai of the Day

Rita Ora is some opportunist poptart that is being packaged as the next Rihanna, and who dated Rob Kardashian, at least in theory, because he claims she was baning 20 other dudes when they were dating, and she claims she only pretended to date him to get on the Kardashian show and to meet Kanye West..you know to help advance her career…

Well now she’s in Dubai on some family vacation where she busted out her big titties in a white bathing suit, a color bathing suit I’ve always liked since seeing how sheer it got on a girl back in high school, you know pussy all over the place in a time when all it took to get off was seeing a pussy….

Either way, she doesn’t matter, she didn’t kill the Kardashians when she had the chance and thus I have said too much, so Hhere she is in her white one piece but more importantly here she is with her fat titties….

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2012

31

Dec

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s Illegitimate Baby of the Day


Kim Kardashian is 12 weeks pregnant and no one noticed because she’s fat….

The baby daddy is Kanye West and it is safe to say that their whole relationship was based on money and publicity stunts….so this pregnancy is perfectly timed for her next season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians….her millions are based on being a hooker, prostitute pornstar, and just because a baby is in the mix, doesn’t mean her motives aren’t the fucking same…..

I saw this coming, the only shocker in all this is that her uterus can handle baby making, you know when riddled with all that HPV….like most girls over 30…they didn’t get Gardisil before they got fucked by black dudes unprotected in porn…

That said, at least the kid will grow up with a lot of money….a future criminal…who will have SEEN HIS DIRTY PORN MOMMY FUCK SOMEONE WHO ISN’T HIS DAD IN VIDEO WITHOUT A CONDOM and that’s always fun to see play out…These people are the worst example of humanity…

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2012

31

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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OMG IT IS NEW YEARS EVER

OMG

OMG

OMG

What’s everyone gonna do?! So Much panic….uncertainty….opportunity for disappointment….

I bet at least one of you are going to sit alone in a dark room remembering how shitty the last….every year of your life has been and fear the arrival of one more let down…full of failed dreams…and misery….leaving you an empty shell of a man…..

While the rest of you get drunk listening to dubstep trying to get laid…only to not get laid….

Exciting times for the world….

This Actual Transformers Car Basically Blew My Mind – VIDEO
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Two Girls, One Cup – THE CAKE
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Katt Williams Is The Gift That Keeps Giving And Giving And Giving And Giving…
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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BEST OF 2012: Katy Perry’s Bikini Fell Off
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Selena Gomez Was One of the Highest Googled Gals of 2012
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I Don’t Know Who Tulisa Contostavlos But Here is Some Gallery of Her Anyways
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15 Funny Marriage Proposal Fails – VIDEOS
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun (NSFW)
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Nastiest Squirting Video of 2012 (NSFW)
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Oh You Know, Just a Giant Shark Getting Eaten By an Even Giant-er Shark, No Big Deal
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Penny Mathis Will Make Your Day Better (NSFW)
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I Could Watch This Babe Do Her Leg Lifts All Day – VIDEO
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2012

28

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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The next time I update the site will be the end of 2012….a year that was supposed to end humanity as we know it…now I am just forced to go into 2013 with more failure and disappointment, unless I actually decide to make myself famous, which is always an option….because you know what – I’ve been a hurtbag long enough and I am ready for private jets….while I strategize my evil Tycoon strategy…here are some end of 2012 links to keep you busy…you see cuz I don’t do “best of” posts…I figure it’s all about what’s to come and not what’s happened…I am inspirational like that…maybe my future is in self help books…or my own religion….who knows for sure…and here are some stepLINKS for sure…

BEST OF 2012: Emma Watson’s Pasties
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Gwenyth Paltrow is a Pretentious Slut of the Day
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Sexy Water Balloon
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Jill Martin Wearing a Bikini
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Best Sports Cursing of 2012
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Paris and Nicky Hilton are in a Magazine together
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Tulisa Contostavlos Tries to be Hot
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ntroducing The Employees of the Month – VIDEO
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SLUTROULETTE is Greater Than ChatRoulette If You Ask Me
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Irina Shayk Performs Sexy Dance for “Jingle Bell Rock” (Video)
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Nicole Minetti in a Bikini is Just Sad
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Jade Bryce is a Rock Hard Ring Girl (NSFW)
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Jestene Helps Us Usher in the Weekend (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Will Make This Day Better (NSFW)
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The Best News Bloopers of 2012 – VIDEO
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And Now, This Most Terrifying 3 Minutes You Will Ever Experience – VIDEO
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Amateur Teen Gets Herself Off in the Tub (NSFW)
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Ashley Greene Cleavage for a Photoshoot
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HEART Does Stairway to Heaven
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Red Panda Surprise
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Hulk Hogan Is Opening A Breastaraunt
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Jennifer Lawrence Looks Alright in Marie Claire South Africa
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Boobs From Apartment 302 (NSFW)
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Nina Agdal in a Black Bikini
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These Girls Are Getting Off, Side By Side (NSFW)
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Helen Flanagan’s Braless and Slightly See Thru Hooters (NSFW)
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And the Worst Thing to Happen in 2012 Was….
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METROID FANS GET INSIDE!!!! – VIDEO
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Kendall Jenner: A Look Her Modeling Moments of 2012 (PHOTOS)
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The 10 Cheapest Cars in the World for a Broke Ass Like You
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Shakira is Disgusting while Pregnant
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Woman Writes with Same Hands Simultaneously
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Ron Jeremy Selling Old Sexy
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I’d LOVE This Babe to Come Clean My Place (NSFW)
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Pumping Gas in Nothing But a Thong, No Biggie (NSFW)
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GIRLS OF THE YEAR: CATALINA OTALVARO
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The Best Fauls of 2012 – VIDEO
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LETS ALL LAUGH AT P DIDDY TOGETHER
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Gallery of Hottest Babes of 2012 (NSFW)
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Josie Goldberg is Digusting While Not Pregnant
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Best Fails of 2012
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How To Lose Your Job as a Talk Show Host
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With Summer Comes Bikinis… (SITE NSFW)
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China Has an Official National Pole Dancing Team – VIDEO
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Celeste and Layla Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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Josie Goldberg Shows All The Meat Lovers Some Year-End Love
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Riding a Dildo on a Webcam (NSFW)
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Megan Fox Helps Us Round The Week Off
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Kid Plays a Killer Beat on Washer
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Some Barbara Palvin Lingerie
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Santa Gets Hijacked by Playboy Cybergirls
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Jennifer Lawrence Pantsless
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Anal Creampie
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Plumper Fucks
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Facefuck
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Sri Lankan Couple Fuck
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Flexible Girl Fucks
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Skinny Contortionist
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Keri Tastes Her Panties
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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2012

28

Dec

Ashley Tisdale’s Ripped Bikini Body of the Day


Ashley Tisdale, attention seeker, overrated celebrity, High School Musical drop out, who couldn’t quite pull off what her co-workers have pulled off….even though she’s got a hotter body….and who is thus capable of pulling off the surfer chick look, in skimpy bikini bottoms, that look like PANTIES OMG and a crop top t-shirt showing off her toned stomach and fucking cowboy boots like this was a stripper act or Debbie Does Dallas, the original…..and she just won my heart even though I have been committed to calling her face ugly the last few decades….I guess doing countless sit-ups is all it takes to distract from a scary face…..

She’s won this round…

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