His name is Ben Watts. he’s a Victoria’s Secret photographer, which pretty much means, he shoots the Victoria’s Secret models all year round, in what some of you may find the most exciting job in the world, because models all fuck the photographer, you know for better angles and all that shit that makes them look the best that they can, it turns girls on when they meet a guy who makes them look hot…all photographers get hot girls…

I feel like Victoria’s Secret creative directors give the photographers about half an inch of creative leeway – you know cuz all their pics look the shitty fucking same…and this motherfucker is the one doing it…they probably pay shit…since everyone wants to be doing this….

On the flip side, the models aren’t all corporate, they trust him as a friend, he’s not all corporate, and his memory cards probably have so much pussy and nip slip, making Ben Watts a fucking hero amongst men, and not just cuz he’s getting flown around with these bitches, but cuz he’s wrist deep in them….and here they are doing a happy holidays message for him in which he sends to his friends and says “my job is better than yours”….now someone hack his hard drive and send me the goods…cuz I’m too lazy to try to be friends with him.

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