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2012

21

Dec

Suzy Favor Hamilton Olympic Trackstar Turned Escort of the Day

I guess it is safe to say that Olympic track and field is not properly funded, or that we’ve hit a recession, or that this Suzy Favor Hamilton chick is horny as fuck and likes getting paid for sex….because in amazing NEWS – a story hit yesterday that she was a 600 dollar an hour Las Vegas Escort….and I guess what it comes down to is that a hooker needs to know how to run, so her ripped body came prepared…made some bank…and now got busted for her sick fucking married chick perversions….

She is a three-time Olympic star and she turned to fucking for 600 dollars an hour….that’s amazing…I love all girls who prostitute themeselves…bvecause I guess we’re all fucking hookers….cuz here she is doing a different kind of prostituting herself back before she escorted for Nike…cuz Nike endorses Escorts….who can run….

Who cares, I guess she does, but I don’t….but I do think she looks hot in her escort agency promo pics….

A lot better than her track and field pics – cuz let’s face it – track girls generally aren’t hot..or the athletes getting the male attention…

It’s a great Christmas story of love, family, and goodwill towards men….

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2012

21

Dec

Jodie Marsh Bikini Action of the Day

Jodie Marsh is in Barbados…doing the rounds like she was Rihanna….you know hitting all the luxurious spots….cuz she’s just a ball of fucking class….now that she has money….and I am only doing it because I have a love for Barbados and feel as though I should promote their lovely beaches…but more importantly…because I love this kind of fake titty stripper trash who should be a gutter porn star, the kind who takes 50 cocks at a time, but who is instead just some trash who gets half naked for money long enough for it to make her a name that can go to luxurious places and not get kicked out for being inappropriate…and disgusting.. She’s old..she’s haggard…she’s amazing…and she’s done


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2012

21

Dec

Bar Refaeli Models Lingerie of the Day

I used to be into Bar Refaeli, partially cuz I have a jewish girl fetish, they have such good senses of humor…but mainly cuz of her tits….then I realized that with big tits, comes a relatively thick body, and despite her commercial/a-list penis insertion success, I felt…Israel had more to offer in terms of better pussy…this one just marketed herself right.,..but she can still take a good pic and most importantly she is from the promised land…possibly Christ’s incarnate, you know she walks the same streets as Jesus…making her the Christmas Light that will never burn out…even if it’s not as bright as it once was….

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2012

21

Dec

Micaela Schaefer Brings the Christmas Cheer of the Day


Micaela Schaefer is some 45 year old German attention whore who pretends she’s a model, but who really is just someone in the scene enough to get invited to red carpet events the paparazzi are at, where she always where’s ridiculous half naked outfits….

That said, I think she’s really captured the essence of the Christmas spirit in these pics….I mean when I think of Christmas…this is the vision I see….and if this doesn’t scream Christmas to you…you’re twisted…I mean shit…she’s got a Santa hat on and everything…she must be the real St Nick….

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2012

21

Dec

Sara Underwood and Candace Bailey Suggestive for Social Media of the Day


First off Candace Bailey doesn’t fucking matter, she’s just an extra in all Sara Jean Underwood pics, whether you like her or not…she’s married to the show’s creator and co-host and that in and of itself makes her absolutely uninteresting – mainly cuz the show is uninteresting…

Second off Sara Jean Underwood has done playboy, I’ve seen her pussy, and this happens to the the internet where I can google those pics, meaning anything she does from that point on clothed, no matter how much mainstream success she gets, will always remain half assed to what actual matters – and that’s seeing her naked….and she knows I am right, otherwise she wouldn’t pose like a hooker or have implants..

That said, when they rub up on each other for attention, they are still hot and that’s why I’m posting this nonsense…

Trust me when I say…it’s got nothing to do with Christmas Miracles…

Posted in:Candace Bailey|Sara Underwood

2012

21

Dec

Sasha Cohen is a Bendy Figure Skate in Tights of the Day

Anyone ever jerk off to Figure Skating? I have.

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2012

21

Dec

Arnold Schwarznegger Christmas of the Day

What the fuck is this – and why is it only going viral today…it is amazing…and I am glad it fucking happened….or was dug up and put out there…Gets me in the holiday spirit..even though I’m already knee deep in it.

If you want Christmas Spirit – check out the VERY MERRY HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE

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2012

21

Dec

Kate Moss Bikini Pics of the Day

I have a crush on Kate Moss…because her ass is like some kind of ancient ruin and I am not just saying that cuz I have Mayans on the brain, I am saying that because, It is old, well traveled and the scars and stories you find on and in it are mysterious…shit scientists need to explore and all I want to do is taste test it….cuz that’s the only kind of scientific research I’m good at…

Here she is – and I think I see nipple – Shocking


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2012

21

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

These Kim Kardashian pics are being marketed as “Shot in December”…and I guess that is believable – because if they had 2 people working on post production of these shots for the last 2-3 weeks – they’d probably have enough time to make her look less fat than her fat ass and belly is…She’s the devil and a pig and the worst thing pop culture has to offer and I guess it wouldn’t be the Christmas season without her fat tits in a bikini….because I am used to disappointment every Christmas….and I never get what I want out of Christmas…like her disappearance…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

21

Dec

Stacey Keibler’s Obscure Possible Bikini for Instagram Pic of the Day


I do not know if this is Stacey Keibler in a bikini or her friend…but it is two girls in a hammock – gold digging – living the good life cuz they fuck A-Listers…probably at the same time – cuz you gotta make him think you are worth knocking up….and if anyting – even if this is her in a bikini – this is hardly erotic – but you know what – I’ll post it anyway – cuz it’s fucking Christmas

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