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2012

21

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If the end of the world happens – it is unfortunately that this is my last entry on the internet for the people of the future/ancient aliens to stumble across 10,000 years down the road…

Here are some morning links…come on end of the world – you can do it…so far you’ve been a fuckign bummer..

Yes I realize talking about the end of the world is obvious and annoying and what everyone small talkin’ is doing right now…because they don’t realize it was the government’s initiative to get people to spend more this holiday….

It’s fucking Christmas, are you even on the computer?

ULTIMATE FIREWORKS FAIL COMPILATION
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Aggressive Booty Slappin Leads to Brawl – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Ice Skater Jumps Over 14 Kids Holy Shit! – VIDEO
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16 Flawless Hotties Wearing Hats (NSFW)
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is Promoting Her Book, Guess How?
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Big Boi Reads How the Grinch Stole Christmas – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Brides in Movies
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Free Cam Shows For Some Friday Morning Sexy
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It’s Amazing What This Chick Can Pull Out Of Her Ass (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Suzy Favor Hamilton
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I’m in Love with Sarah and Her Big Old Tits (NSFW)
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Drunk Santa Fails – VIDEO
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2012

20

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

End of the world tomorrow – fingers crossed – I’m in the mood for some apocalypse shit – cuz life should be a Will Smith movie, anything but that is totally unsatisfying,

Here are some links….while you prepare for the end of the world…or more importantly…people updating their facebook and twitter for the next 48 hours about it…shoot me now Mayans…

You Will NEVER Guess Who Carmen Electra is Bangin’
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Miss Venezuela Was Robbed! – VIDEO
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Obama Dubs Sings Deck the Halls
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Kelly Brook’s 2013 Calendar
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No Bottle Opener – Try This
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The 25 Funniest Reviews of Canadian Strip Clubs on Yelp
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Sarah Hyland Gets Cleavagy For Glamoholic
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Holly Madison is a Pregnant Show Off
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I Don’t Always Take Dumps in Public, But When I Do It’s in the Dick Stall
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Natalia Siwiec Sets the Bar on Perfection (NSFW)
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Jordan Carver is One Sexy Bunny (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Bring Some Sexy, Hello! (NSFW)
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Creek Pole Vault Fail
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Bill Murray in GQ
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Dog Chases Fireworks…
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The Quarterback Virgin And The Professional Beard Just Couldn’t Make It Work
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3-Time Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton Worked as $600/hr Hooker
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This Little Slut Has Got a Talented Vagina (NSFW)
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Bill Murray is Fucking Amazing of the Day
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Connie Carter in the Secret Garden (NSFW)
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Guinevere van Seenus Topless without Pants
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This Slut is a Human Candle Holder (NSFW)
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Glee’s Naya Rivera Slips a Nip in her Music Video (NSFW)
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Ben Affleck And Kristen Stewart Aren’t Going To Bone In A Movie After All
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Drunk Santa Fail
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Lady Gaga Nipple in a Fashion Shoot
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Parrot Dancing to Dubstep
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Gwyneth’s Rocker Pelvic Thrusts
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ANCHORMAN 2 IS COMING HOLY SHIT
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The 10 Most Terrifying Christmas Figures
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A Whole Bunch of Sluts and a Whole Row of Dildos
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This Skinny Six Pack Slut Makes Me Wanna Puke (NSFW)
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GIRLS OF THE YEAR: CATALINA OTALVARO
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Unnecessary Censorship 2012 – VIDEO
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Behind the scenes of Kelly Brook’s 2013 calendar shoot
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Drunk Naked Sluts Are What We ALL Need No? (NSFW)
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Butt Implant Busts in This Dudes Hands! – VIDEO
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Sherry and Nikki Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy Of the Day
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Some NSFW Gift Ideas for Your Last Minute Christmas Shopping
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Buzzer Beater
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Buttery and Flakey an Old People Fail
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David Letterman Talks to Oprah Abotu Sex
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HAWAII: Olympic Soccer Gold Medalist Alex Morgan Bikini Pics!! OW!
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This Busty MILFs Tits Are Out of Hand (NSFW)
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Jenny McCarthy Shows Off Abs for Shape Magazine
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Lindsay Lohan Stole Furniture From a Reality Show Because Her House Was Basically Empty
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Hedge Kittens!!!
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Doggy Christmas Carol
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Jessica Biel Goes Glam in Elle
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Flexible Teen!
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100 Tits get Cummed On
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Superiors and Subordinates! Weirdest Asian Film Ever
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Amateur Lapdance
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Reverse Cowgirl POV Compilation
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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2012

20

Dec

Love Magazine’s Got Lots of Hot Model Video Advent Calendar of the Day

I may have THE BEST FUCKING CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE IN THE FUCKING GAME …but LOVE magazine comes in a close second with their half naked hot model video advent calendar featuring babes like IRINA SHAYK, PIXIE GELDOF, DAISY LOWE, ANNE V, JESSICA STAM, ELIZA CUMMINGS, KELLY BROOK, Alessandra Ambrosio, LILY DONALDSON fuck does this list ever end…..SUKI WATERHOUSE……DREE HEMINGWAY…Abigail Clancy….shit just go to LOVE MAGAZINE to see the entire calendar…

But this wouldn’t be a stepfather post without posting some of my favorties….but for the record all of them are amazing…

IRINA SHAYK:

ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO:

PIXIE GELDOF:

DAISY LOWE:

DREE HEMINGWAY:

CARA DELEVINGNE:

ABBEY CLANCY:

ANNE V:

FRIDA GUSTAVSSON:

JESSICA STAM:

ELIZA CUMMINGS:

KELLY BROOK:

SUKI WATERHOUSE:

LILY DONALDSON:

Tis the season..for the Very Merry Stepfather Holiday GIFT GUIDE .

Posted in:stepFASHION

2012

20

Dec

Barbara Palvin’s Tits for Instagram in a Bikini of the Day

Barbara Palvin is the potential pussy that broke the Justin Beiber and Selena Union sent from heaven, or more likely, publicist and management heaven, cuz it gave people something to talk about…you know her sex offending molesting little boys…and his pretending to not be gay…in some American love story that was as fabricated as all American love stories..and that ended with these 18 year old Hungarian bikini and lingerie model tits…for beiber (right) and Mia Farrow / Woody Allen’s 25 year old boy genius son for Gomez…

The lies from all angles….hurt me…but luckily young tits make em better.

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2012

20

Dec

Rihanna’s In a Bikini in Barbados of the Day


Rihanna is in Barbados for the holidays – even though everyone I know in Barbados kinda hate her….as she’s treated like their little princess…and she acts like a little princess…treating the locals like her staff…even the people she went to school with….because that’s just the kind of cunt she is….

Seriously, people I know in Barbados tell me that she probably deserved to get beat, if she even got beat, and didn’t beat herself and blame Chris Brown cuz the cops always believe the woman….which would explain why they were recently back together…only to break up again…

But another explanation of that is publicity…it’s good for fucking business…and who cares about that shit, they are both spoiled and set of life and their personal lives, unless on video getting fucked shouldn’t fucking care about these brats….

But I think it’s perfectly reasonable to care about her in a bikini….at home…living the good life..cuz i fucking love bikinis…

Here’s the video….


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2012

20

Dec

Dita Von Teese in Lingerie for Elle China of the Day

For the record… I DO NOT FIND DITA VON TEESE HOT or ATTRACTIVE or INTERESTING …In fact, I think she’s a fucking scam….I didn’t care about her when she was an average at best with shitty implant girl working for playboy thanks to some internet success she had early on in the internet game…not even when she was shooting softcore lesbian porn and I sure as hell don’t give a fuck about her now, 30 years later….She’s got an act that works for ugly chicks, the pin-up shit that is played out and she just happened to be the poster girl of….but apparently China does care about her…coz they got her to pose in lingerie for them…and I guess that’s good enough strategy for a bottom feeder like her…cuz if you can get 1 dollar from 1 billion people…you’re pretty fucking set financially…especially at the tail end of your hooker slut game…cuz one day…Betty Page impersonator is gonna have to hang up her vintage lingerie….

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2012

20

Dec

Iggy Azalea Gets Spanked While Performing of the Day

Iggy Azalea may not be the hottest rapper in the game….but she’s better to look at than Rick Ross…especially when she’s getting her ass slapped…cuz Rick Ross getting his ass slapped is something I am really not into seeing…

For those of you who don’t know who she is, she’s some hipster rapper chick, who is making moves and getting noticed, straight from Australia, who was relatively unknown last year when she originally blocked me on twitter, one of her biggest moves since entering the industry as far as I’m concerned, but now she’s signed to a major and performs like she was Gaga, Nicki Minaj, mixed with a little more club kid…..getting her ass slapped to get noticed…

She’s not as hot as I thought she was back when I first heard of her…before totally forgetting about her……but I’ll post the pics anyway…cuz I encourage this kind of behavior from all girls.

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2012

20

Dec

Alex Morgan’s Athlete Body in a Bikini of the Day


I am always on the fence when it comes to fit chicks…I mean I know I can’t stand fat chicks and I know I love skinny chicks…but every now and then an athletic girl comes around…and I am compelled to question how I feel about them….one one side of things, they aren’t fat…which is nice…they can fuck like a champion cuz unlike eating disorder chicks I normally like, they have energy and actually put the work in to burn the added calories….not to mention…it’s barely work for them to ride me as they are strong enough to squat 200 pounds in the gym and thus strong enough to squat on my dick for 4-10 minutes at a nice rhythm /pace….not to mention they have a higher sex drive thanks to higher testosterone…which is on the flip site…what I fear when it comes to athletic chicks…you know with their being more man than me…but what it comes down to…is simple…if they have a pussy…game on…..analyzing it…instead of just trying to jerk off to it…as jerking off to it is the real test of whether you like it….just seems silly…


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2012

20

Dec

Ke$ha Looking Her Best for her New Album of the Day

Ke$ha may be disgusting, and not cuz she sings inappropriately timed songs called “DIE YOUNG”…cuz you see there was a mass shooting in Newtown and 20 kids died…and that means we can’t use the word die, or shoot, or anything of the sort…you even have to make Miss America win Miss Universe despite being a monster…cuz if you don’t it means the terrorists have won….she is disgusting because she has a weird face and body and her bad music and bad dancing…that doesn’t deserve to be famous…but is famous thanks to Katy Perry’s proper use of her tits….but for some reason..a reason I call major production in a photoshoot…she almost looks erotic in these pics…and as someone who likes mysteries….especially murder mysteries…when the person murdered fucking sucks….so I figured I needed to share this with you….cuz it’s confusing me…and I need your support…I should, under any and all circumstances, hate Ke$ha and never contemplate sex with her….

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2012

20

Dec

Erin Heartherton in a Bikini of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Model Erin Heatherton is in St Barths…as all the models were the past 10 days…because I guess the billionaire who owns Victoria’s Secret has a compound they all stay at…..and to everyone’s surprise…she modeled bikinis…because it is her fucking job and that is what she does…

I kinda wish the cafeteria lady, or the fat bitchy waitress at the diner, or the evil government worker at the welfare office had this much support, or excitement around showing up to their shitty fucking jobs…..but that just isn’t the world we live in….now is it…


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