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2012

19

Dec

Heidi Klum’s Shitty Topless Twitter Pic of the Day

Boring! Heidi Klum cock teases for this bullshit instagram pic she posted of her tanning toples..only partial bikini model titout of her bikini…and I guess we should be thanking her for that…you know since Seal used his forearm sized cock to ravage her in ways only a German fetishist could handle, resulting in dozens of kids I like to call the Beige Army, I think it is safe to say, that 40 year old Twat is not something you’d really want to explore, cuz no Kegel is strong enough to tighting that slop hole up, but like any girl posting suggestive pics to the internet, part me has got to endorse her efforts…..as much as I fear getting lost in her battered womb….

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2012

19

Dec

Christina Milian Titties for The Voice Finale of the Day

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I watched the season Finale of The Voice…not because I watch The Voice…or care about The Voice…but because every so often I need to get myself angry…as Ameica celebrates boring singers in talent contest hosted by even more boring singers who have fucked the system and made it…despite whatever natural talent they may have…they all fucking suck….from Christina Aguilera to Adam Levine and CeeLo Green….they just a bunch of commercial successes who figured out how to trick the world for personal gain…while the contestents are just being exploited….and the one who won was just some boring chick middle America jumped on cuz Middle America Watches this shit cuz nothing else is going on in their hick lives…

That said…the highlight of the show…was this dress….Christina Milian’s tits all exposed as much as legally allowed on primetime network TV…and I was pretty into it….but in my defense…compared to Aguilera, Kelly Clarkson and Ceelo….being monitored by The Biggest Loser trainers to not eat the contestents…I was pretty easy to please….

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2012

19

Dec

Rihanna Posts Christy Mack’s Ass on Instagram of the Day

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I have a constant debate with CANNON SHOW about this Pornstar Christie Mack, cuz he always says she’s the hottest girl in the porn game…and I just don’t really give a fuck cuz I am desensitized to this shit….but I will say this is probably the biggest day in her life…I mean at least since this SMOKING BLOWJOB or this FACIAL …because Rihanna….Bad Girl RiRi on Instagram…just posted her ass on her instagram…and if that’s not a sign of reaching the top of the porn game…I don’t know what is….this makes all the daddy issues, being molested as a kid, and whatever else went wrong to make her a broken porn chick….worth it…

I just hope one day Rihanna notices me…because this just made Christy Mack a household name and more importantly a household pussy, it’s a major fucking co-sign…this is bigger than being Bree Olson getting slammed by Charlie Sheen….which lead to her retirement from porn…that will inspire her return to porn…as that was a retard porn chick move…kinda what porn chicks are known for.

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2012

19

Dec

Maria Sharapova Decorates the Tree in Leggings of the Day

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I thought Russians had no religion…but I guess I should be glad that they do…only because it means Maria Sharapova, who I think is actually American, since she moved to Miami to be a big tennis star back when she was 12, but Russian for the sake of this post….or more importantly, a Russian who Americanized herself…for her professional sports career…I guess meaning you won the Cold War….and she represents American Freedom….

I like to think of her fit tennis Enrique Iglesias ass in leggings as some kind of CHRISTMAS MIRACALE but only as she decorates her Christmas tree…the rest of the time…it’s just a fit ass.

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2012

19

Dec

Sarah Hyland Isn’t 14 for Glamoholic Magazine of the Day

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One of two things happened in this Photoshoot with Sarah Hyland, the 12 year old on Modern Family who is actually not 12, but who was probably on hormone therapy by her stage parents, cuz you don’t get on a hit TV show even at 18, without having stage parents who throw you into the shit head first for as money money as they can get…cuz protitution comes in all forms….

So either Sarah Hyland hit puberty….and figured now was as good a time as any to show off her new womanly body….or…..she always had this body and spending time with guestionable character Sofia Vergara, single mother from Colombia turned Emmy Winner….instead of back alley hooker….has been the mother Sarah Hyland has never had…telling her to “show them tits as hard and fast as you can cuz it will open doors for you”…

And whatever the reason for this shoot…I’m kinda happy it happened….cuz I feel less creepy masturbating to her now that I know she’s got her period….

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2012

19

Dec

Kate Moss in her Bikini in St Barths of the Day

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Guess who is a huge fan of Kate Moss and who thinks she’s amazing..with her rockstar, party slut, deadbeat mom, hard drinking cocaine snorting, rockstar fucking lifestyle…coupled with her constant topless modeling….that makes these bikini pics almost uninteresting….and that makes for someone I have never masturbated to, but totally would if involved her sitting on my face…as dirty pussy has the most flavor when it comes to eating….and I love flavor…I’m a foodie like that…you know at least when it comes to pussy…

That said…here is a pic of her earlier in the day….showing her nipple…cuz that’s what she does…that and never letting me down…duh…

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2012

19

Dec

Kaley Cuoco Photoshopped Skinny in Self Magazine 2013 of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco is a chunker…I have seen her on that show…unfortunately…at least once…and I know for a fact THAT SHE IS DUMPY, SLOPPY, HARD NIPPLED AND HAS NO MUSCLE TONE ….making me think modern technology is trying to trick me into thinking her killing John Ritter like she was Courtney Love and he was Kurt Cobain…you know to make people sympathize with her and propel her to hit TV shows…hasn’t lead to some emotional eating…depression…chronic fatigue and overall laziness…not that she directly killed him, it’s just that when she was 18 and on that show…she was a real heartstopper…LOLZ…

That said…those days are behind her….but not if Self Magazine has anything to do with it…

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2012

19

Dec

Daniela Braga Gets Sexy for Nasty Gal of the Day

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When your hipster fashion company is called Nasty Gal, you gotta bring the fucking goods, even if you’ve lost total touch with where you started and are no longer a hipster, but a corporate girl living the life of luxury cuz the world has eaten up and decided sets the trends of tomorrow, even though it’s all shit I’ve seen before and I know nothing about fashion….

Daniela Braga is the model..and althoug I’d prefer more nipple and labia if it was my ideal fashion shoot…seeing a babe on a quad in lace panties…even granny panties…is fucking sexy…

Good job bitches.

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2012

19

Dec

Hayden Panettiere’s a Bikini Clad Vampire of the Day

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Nothing says Christmas marketing campaign like vampires in bikinis…I mean I guess I shouldn’t expect more from some Candy Coated Hollywood child…who grew up to a couple vapid cunt parents and was totally disconnected from reality…I mean shit…just seeing what Hollywood does to people who move to that plastic garbage from small towns is bad enough…to be bred there and think that’s normal…commercialized shit everywhere…nothing cool…anywhere….it’s probably hard to be interesting or creative in how she promotes her bullshit jewelry line…but the good news is that with having a vagina…comes the ability of not having to be with it, cool or ahead of the trends…just get in a bikini with some fucking implants….and you’re good.

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2012

19

Dec

Ginger Spice Panty Flash of the Day

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I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want….more labia in this upskirt pic…

Girls be getting soft with their panty wearing..

I get it Ginger Spice…you’re a mom, you’re vagina isn’t in tip top stripping condition like this was the 90s…but this motherfucker wants to see you flapping in the wind…

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