I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2012

20

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Ass Washer of the Day

I’ll tell you one job better than washing Candice Swanepoel’s ass off before she does a Victoria’s Secret shoot…you know so that the sand in her South African pussy doesn’t ruin the bikinis they are selling….and that’s writing drunkenstepfather.com….true story…just ask anyone who writes drunkenstepfather.com…they’ll tell you the same thing…and that’s only because washing Candice Swanepoel’s ass would get me arrested…she makes me want to do criminal things to that ass…you know…from stabbing it with my tongue in a romantic way…to shooting my load all over it…you know to give her real reason to wash…I’m helpful like that….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

19

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

For those of you who don’t know, my only friend is a PUG, and I have decided to exploit this pug, for more than just sex….and instead to get celebrities to should me out…by threatening to put him to sleep if they don’t…I’ve seen the strategy get a kid 1,000,000 facebook likes, I might as well try it….and it turns out, when posted with pics of the PUG in the car and on his way to the VET…it gets some amazing reaction….

I am a huge fan of my work….

And Now Miley Cyrus Grabbing The Ass of The ‘Big Booty Ho’ Stripper She Asked For For Her Birthday
GO

Lindsay Lohan is Breaking Toilets. Yes, You Read That Right.
This is Probably The Best Thing I Read All Year
GO

Drew Barrymore is Fat and Useless in Allure
GO

Rapper Passes Out After Taking a Hit
GO

Tamara Eccelestone’s Huge Cleavage
GO

Weird Goat Compilation
GO

The 10 Sexiest Famed Groupies in Rock History
GO

Sara Jean Underwood Takes A Peek Under Candace Bailey’s Dress
GO

Rose McGowan Looks Like Her Name Should Be Rose Now
GO

17 Naughty Demotivators to Keep you Motivated
GO

Well Hello There Melanie Ann (NSFW)
GO

25 Mouth Watering Examples Of “Dat Ass” (NSFW)
GO

WTF Photo of the Day
GO

Free Cam Shows Make Every Day Better
GO

Claudia Romani Hot Bikini
GO

Obama’s Getting Attacked By Spiderman
GO

Top 10 Pranks of 2012
GO

Ghostriding Accident
GO

The 20 Worst Kids Toys Ever
GO

This Orgasm is Worthy of Chair Breaking (NSFW)
GO

some Drew Barrymore, Just Because
GO

Victoria Silvstedt in Revealing Lingerie (NSFW)
GO

Kim Kardashian Wears Lingerie in Factice Magazine (SITE NSFW)
GO

Strap on Sex, Anyone? (NSFW)
GO

Kesha is So Full of Shit It’s UnReal
GO

Kim Kardashian’s Rock Hard Pokies on Her Big Old Tits (SITE NSFW)
GO

Zoe Saldana Throwback, Just Because
GO

Heidi Klum Sunbathes Topless, Plus More Celebrity Side Boobs Exposed (PHOTOS)
GO

Hottest Victoria’s Secret Models of All Time
GO

Drop the Bass in Russia
GO

TMNT Sing Deck the Halls
GO

Star Trek Into the Darkness Trailer for you Nerds
GO

Leah Francis Naked for Zoo
GO

Elizabeth is One Hot Piece of Ass (NSFW)
GO

Drunk Sluts Are Good Sluts, No? (NSFW)
GO

Random Pic Dump of the Day
GO

Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles X Deck the Halls – VIDEO
GO

Guess Which New Mom is Completely Disgusting Drunk?
GO

Slutty GIF Dump of the Day (NSFW)
GO

Illusions May Break You Brain (SITE NSFW)
GO

Celebrity Deaths of 2012: Stars We Said Goodbye To This Past Year
GO

Double Sided Dildo Anyone? (NSFW)
GO

Tom Cruise Gives Fallon an Erotic Shower
GO

Tricia Helfer Cleavage!
GO

Truck of Cows Crashes
GO

Dangerous Sex: MMA Fighter Ryan Elbe Broke His Dick (NSFW)
GO

Kat Graham Smokes Major Fashion Crack While Out Shopping
GO

Amateur Lezzies of the Day (NSFW)
GO

Even Dressed Up as a Dude, Ciara is Still Hot
GO

Elevator Disco
GO

Eagle Snatching Kid is a Fake
GO

Anne Hathaway and Sammy Jackson do Xmas
GO

================
From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
================
Weird Fetish Video
GO

Tropical Outdoor Sex
GO

Asian Amateur Couple
GO

German Gremlin Gets Fisted
GO

Flashing The Street Vendor
GO

Pussies Gushing Compilation
GO

SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
GO

I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
GO

I LIKE SEX TOYS!
GO

================

Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

19

Dec

Claudia Galanti Actually Topless on the Beach of the Day


Claudia Galanti is awesome……I’ve been posting on her BIKINI ESCAPADES for a little while…but that doesn’t mean I know anything about her other than that she’s got a rockin’ fucking body…and I guess that’s really all that matters when it comes to 99% of women and the half naked pics we look at of them….because there’s no personality, intellegence, good conversation, or chemistry required to get down to pics of a bitch you’ll never meet but probably want to meet cuz hookers are fun….especially when they look like this…even if her nipple’s a little weird lookin’…cuz no one is perfect….even if their asses are…

All this to say…. least she’s showing nipple…..


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Claudia Galanti|NSFW

2012

19

Dec

Heidi Klum’s Shitty Topless Twitter Pic of the Day


Boring! Heidi Klum cock teases for this bullshit instagram pic she posted of her tanning toples..only partial bikini model titout of her bikini…and I guess we should be thanking her for that…you know since Seal used his forearm sized cock to ravage her in ways only a German fetishist could handle, resulting in dozens of kids I like to call the Beige Army, I think it is safe to say, that 40 year old Twat is not something you’d really want to explore, cuz no Kegel is strong enough to tighting that slop hole up, but like any girl posting suggestive pics to the internet, part me has got to endorse her efforts…..as much as I fear getting lost in her battered womb….

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2012

19

Dec

Christina Milian Titties for The Voice Finale of the Day


I watched the season Finale of The Voice…not because I watch The Voice…or care about The Voice…but because every so often I need to get myself angry…as Ameica celebrates boring singers in talent contest hosted by even more boring singers who have fucked the system and made it…despite whatever natural talent they may have…they all fucking suck….from Christina Aguilera to Adam Levine and CeeLo Green….they just a bunch of commercial successes who figured out how to trick the world for personal gain…while the contestents are just being exploited….and the one who won was just some boring chick middle America jumped on cuz Middle America Watches this shit cuz nothing else is going on in their hick lives…

That said…the highlight of the show…was this dress….Christina Milian’s tits all exposed as much as legally allowed on primetime network TV…and I was pretty into it….but in my defense…compared to Aguilera, Kelly Clarkson and Ceelo….being monitored by The Biggest Loser trainers to not eat the contestents…I was pretty easy to please….

Posted in:Christina Milian

2012

19

Dec

Rihanna Posts Christy Mack’s Ass on Instagram of the Day

I have a constant debate with CANNON SHOW about this Pornstar Christie Mack, cuz he always says she’s the hottest girl in the porn game…and I just don’t really give a fuck cuz I am desensitized to this shit….but I will say this is probably the biggest day in her life…I mean at least since this SMOKING BLOWJOB or this FACIAL …because Rihanna….Bad Girl RiRi on Instagram…just posted her ass on her instagram…and if that’s not a sign of reaching the top of the porn game…I don’t know what is….this makes all the daddy issues, being molested as a kid, and whatever else went wrong to make her a broken porn chick….worth it…

I just hope one day Rihanna notices me…because this just made Christy Mack a household name and more importantly a household pussy, it’s a major fucking co-sign…this is bigger than being Bree Olson getting slammed by Charlie Sheen….which lead to her retirement from porn…that will inspire her return to porn…as that was a retard porn chick move…kinda what porn chicks are known for.

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

19

Dec

Maria Sharapova Decorates the Tree in Leggings of the Day

I thought Russians had no religion…but I guess I should be glad that they do…only because it means Maria Sharapova, who I think is actually American, since she moved to Miami to be a big tennis star back when she was 12, but Russian for the sake of this post….or more importantly, a Russian who Americanized herself…for her professional sports career…I guess meaning you won the Cold War….and she represents American Freedom….

I like to think of her fit tennis Enrique Iglesias ass in leggings as some kind of CHRISTMAS MIRACALE but only as she decorates her Christmas tree…the rest of the time…it’s just a fit ass.

Posted in:Maria Sharapova

2012

19

Dec

Sarah Hyland Isn’t 14 for Glamoholic Magazine of the Day

One of two things happened in this Photoshoot with Sarah Hyland, the 12 year old on Modern Family who is actually not 12, but who was probably on hormone therapy by her stage parents, cuz you don’t get on a hit TV show even at 18, without having stage parents who throw you into the shit head first for as money money as they can get…cuz protitution comes in all forms….

So either Sarah Hyland hit puberty….and figured now was as good a time as any to show off her new womanly body….or…..she always had this body and spending time with guestionable character Sofia Vergara, single mother from Colombia turned Emmy Winner….instead of back alley hooker….has been the mother Sarah Hyland has never had…telling her to “show them tits as hard and fast as you can cuz it will open doors for you”…

And whatever the reason for this shoot…I’m kinda happy it happened….cuz I feel less creepy masturbating to her now that I know she’s got her period….

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2012

19

Dec

Kate Moss in her Bikini in St Barths of the Day

Guess who is a huge fan of Kate Moss and who thinks she’s amazing..with her rockstar, party slut, deadbeat mom, hard drinking cocaine snorting, rockstar fucking lifestyle…coupled with her constant topless modeling….that makes these bikini pics almost uninteresting….and that makes for someone I have never masturbated to, but totally would if involved her sitting on my face…as dirty pussy has the most flavor when it comes to eating….and I love flavor…I’m a foodie like that…you know at least when it comes to pussy…

That said…here is a pic of her earlier in the day….showing her nipple…cuz that’s what she does…that and never letting me down…duh…


TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

TO SEE EVEN MORE OF HER IN A BIKINI I AM TALKING EVERY SINGLE PIC
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Kate Moss

2012

19

Dec

Kaley Cuoco Photoshopped Skinny in Self Magazine 2013 of the Day


Kaley Cuoco is a chunker…I have seen her on that show…unfortunately…at least once…and I know for a fact THAT SHE IS DUMPY, SLOPPY, HARD NIPPLED AND HAS NO MUSCLE TONE ….making me think modern technology is trying to trick me into thinking her killing John Ritter like she was Courtney Love and he was Kurt Cobain…you know to make people sympathize with her and propel her to hit TV shows…hasn’t lead to some emotional eating…depression…chronic fatigue and overall laziness…not that she directly killed him, it’s just that when she was 18 and on that show…she was a real heartstopper…LOLZ…

That said…those days are behind her….but not if Self Magazine has anything to do with it…

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco