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2012

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Nov

Constance Jablonski Bikinis for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Constance Jablonski is some model who is 21, from France, and poses topless, which is conveniently considered wearing a shirt, or at least being dressed decent, in France, because France has it all figured out…from wine and cheese, to titties to bush…it makes me wonder why I’m not frenching a french who is so sexually liberated and free that we have anal on the first date…but then I remember it is because I married a french woman…who may not be from France..but who is the gutter, Canadian, descendent of France…who has lost any sense of eroticim, elegance, but has maintained their love of food….right into her XXL stretch pants….but at least I have constant pics of Constance…to remind me of all that I don’t have…it helps keep moral down and me inspired to hate on all things wonderful….

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2012

20

Nov

Lacey Banghard Ridiculously Busty and Topless for the Latest Nuts of the Day

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This is an amazing photoshoot…of a top heavy Glamour Model….appropriately named Banghard…even though from my experience…the over sexed, jacked on mail attention kind of girls…are the ones who don’t bang hard at all…they just lay there and figure you’re lucky to be getting up in them….while the average at best girls…or even the hot girls who work in offices but are more conservative and not posing naked for a living…are the ones who really bang hard….making pics of a Glamour Model naked….better than actually being in a room with a Glamour model…Sure I love glorified strippers willing to get naked for money and fame and notoriety as much as the next guy….but I’m more into their work…than getting to know them as people…cuz these tits are fucking bananas….and not in a racial National Geographic African tribe slur kind of way…I mean fucking next level nutty.

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2012

20

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Models at the Victoria’s Secret Show Fitting of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio and the other Victoria’s Secret “Angels”..who big evil corporate Victoria’s Secret have made famous, relevant, important, despite being glorified catalog models, all as part of a global and successful marketing campaign that’s going into it’s third decade of underwear marketing….has released some backstage, fitting pics, from their fashion show…that will air as an infomercial…to get people in the holiday buying spirit in the next few days….and despite already having seen these girls…in these outfits…cuz the blitz has already gone down promoting the event….I’ll always take a second to stare at more pics of the shit…..cuz like you…I love seeing these girls half naked….even if they bore me and it is repetitive…

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2012

20

Nov

Miley Cyrus’ Subtle Yet Implied Lesbianism of the Day

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Miley Cyrus has the lesbian haircut…she wears the lesbian combat boots…her fiance seems like a bottom who she probably wears the lesbian dolphin shaped strap on for…cuz it’s not gay for him if a girl is fucking him up the ass with a phallus that doesn’t look like a cock…and it makes him K-Fedding the richest twat under 22 bearable for him….

So it is only natural that she’d start playing up pics of her and her girl cuddling…licking her lips….and implying they just scissored themselves raw….at least that’s what I see going on in this pic…but then again…I’m twisted and the only thing innocent in life is me when the cops come knocking…

She’s also about to drop an album…so this is phase one of a 10 phase program that involves her sleazing up to get people talking….

I’m ready for it.

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2012

20

Nov

Cecilia Bonelli in Sweet Lady Underwear of the Day

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I think it’s time for me to move to Argentina…cuz the women…are pretty much amazing…far less masculine than the Brazilians….and more importantly…less portuguese….

Cecilia Bonelli is a model…obviously dating a football(soccer) player….and more importantly….pregnant with his baby…cuz she’s a good Catholic girl who doesn’t use contraceptive….

I guess all that matters about her is that she’s modeling lingerie…prior to destroying herself, her womb and in 6 months, her vagina….cuz her ass has a great personality.

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2012

20

Nov

Sara Jean Underwood Flashing Garth Brooks Poster of the Dy

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Sara Jean Underwood is no virgin….obviously…that didn’t come out right…what I was trying to say is that she’s no stranger to showing her tits for attention…because that’s the only fucking reason she exists on our radar…she did playboy, we’ve all seen her naked….I can tell you the depth and fucking proportion of her clit to labia ratio….I’ve seen her tits pre implants, post implants…she’s all over the fucking place…yet she plays up her social media…likes she’s not a fucking nude model turned TV host on a show that is barely on TV…so it barely fucking counts as being a host…

Like Sasha Grey not sucking dick, then not sucking dick….modeling naked…then being coy and playful about it….is against the fucking rules…

Seeing pics like this pisses me off.

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2012

20

Nov

Or Grossman is an Israeli Model in Bathing Suits for WWIII of the Day

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So the third world war is going to be breaking out pretty soon thanks to Israel defending its honor by blowing up some Arab leader….leading to bombing, dead civilians, and the US jumping in on the shit….

What better way to celebrate the end of humanity one month before it was predicted that to showcase a model who is straight from the belly of the beast….Israeli Or Grossman…who I hope doesn’t get blown the fuck up…cuz she’s the bomb .

I kinda love that I just wrote that….

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2012

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Nov

Emily Osment in a Corset for Instagram of the Day

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I think I am the only one who finds it funny to have a conspiracy theory about Emily Osment…you know that she’s Haley Joel Osment after his sex change…like this shit was Amanda Bynes in She’s a Man…or Rodney Dangerfield’s dainty Jonathan Brandis pre suicide in Ladybugs…pulling the broken child star out of the depths of hell…and re-packaging it as a cute girl…cuz no one cares about him anymore thanks to puberty and the only way to stunt that shit is hormone therapy….

It makes total sense to me…and here he is in a Corset…in what may be the least erotic pic I’ve seen of someone in a corset….I guess he hasn’t fully grasped how to move like a lady…

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2012

20

Nov

Rocio Guirao Diaz Models Lingerie of the Day

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Her name is Rocio Guirao Diaz and she’s from Argentina…and probably only really known in Argentina….because I’ve never heard of her…but then again…all these girls…whether naked or half naked…unless seriously and aggressively shoved down my throat are forgettable…so maybe I have heard of her….maybe I’v even slept with her and just don’t remember it…because as a drunk…I don’t remember anything….but I probably just thought the girl I was banging was this hot…as I tend to do…becaus as a drunk…fat chicks seem less fat…their bodies soft and delicate and amazing to violate…while they are eager to be violated…cuz male attention only comes a couple of times a year after hard drinking…but the nice thing is that it doesn’t matter how vile the girls I bang are…what matters is how not-vile I think they are when I am banging them…cuz those beer goggles are my reality….

Here’s Rocio Guirao Diaz modeling lingerie….like she’s not the mom of 2…..

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2012

20

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I love menopause for the friction….

Here are some Morning Links….

Check Out These Fucking Awesome and Amazing Shirts
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A Backflip/Frontflip Fail Compilation – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day – DEATH IS COMING FOR YOU
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Martina is Has Kind of a Less Trashy Heidi Montag Thing Going On and I Like It (NSFW)
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This Dog Just Really Isn’t That Interested – VIDEO
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Nicole Banks Has a Sexy Morning Stretch (SEMI NSFW)
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And Now Let’s Take A Moment To Respect Jennifer Love Hewitt As An Actress and By Actress I Mean Cleavage
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Here’s a Bunch of Press For HITCHCOCK aka MOVIE OF THE YEAR – VIDEO
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HOW TO: Make You’re Own Twinkies – VIDEO
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Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet Really Are the Best (NSFW)
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Busty Babe and a Banana Dildo – VIDEO
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Krysten Ritter
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Megan and Her Gith Body Are Sexy by the Pool (SEMI NSFW)
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And Today in Russian Highway Insanity – VIDEO
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