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2022

22

Dec

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

One of the best gifts of the internet, everyday, not just on Christmas, is the Titty Drop….because some smart motherfucker out there made a game out of flashing tits, likely a dude and now other girls see it as a challenge they must partake in.

I am sure that many first tit pics posted to the internet by randoms were doing the titty drop, because that’s how you get sucked into the dopamine release, make it a game, make it a challenge, make it a fucking bell and whistle slot machine jackpot and if the tits stand the test of titty drops, they can move onto bigger things like self-fisting videos for money.

The point is, introduce the family to titty drops this holiday, all the big tits will love it, the little tits feel unable to participate, but as a small penis owner, you don’t need a porn dick to humiliate yourself trying to have sex, you just go for it and hope for the best….so don’t like tiny tits thwart the titty drop dreams!

Here are some titty drops.

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2022

22

Dec

Kerry Katona Tits of the Day

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Kerry Katona is bringing the Christmas spirit while looking like a fucking nightmare before Christmas, rocking her Cross for Jesus, so you know that she’s righteous…..

If you don’t remember Kerry Katona, she was in a pop band called Atomic Kitten in the UK….she went onto reality shows….she’s now 42 and seemingly selling nudes because that’s what you do when you’re old, demented, and ready to cash in before it’s too late….not that the nudes are new, she was posing for Page 3 at 17, CRIMINAL…she also got a breast reduction in 2008 from a 32GG to an E and showed those off….so it makes sense she’d keep the fans happy, even if she’s a little old for that kind of behavior….

But like granny always said at Christmastime, iff the tits are out, jerk off to them…..wise granny…now put your shirt back on.

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2022

22

Dec

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines baby…

You may or may not be hitting the tropical resort to stare at bitches in bikinis getting tanlines.

You may be one of those do the covid test before leaving the house wearing 5 masks and a face shield because your 7 vaccines haven’t given you aggressive cancer yet…so why not get more….so going to tropical vacations isn’t really in the cards since you don’t leave the house….

You may just be broke as shit and can’t afford to hit the cruise you always wanted to….

So this is a taste of tanlines, since you don’t need any of those things, hell, you don’t even need a sun for tanlines, you just need some sluts willing to get naked to show the good parts contrasting the tanned parts….not for the vitamin D the sun provides, but for a different kind of D, the kind that pays them…..

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2022

22

Dec

Festive Yoga Onesie and Other Youtube Shorties of the day

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Winter Yoga Pose

High Kick to Splits

Arcade Ass

Ass in a Miniskirt

Strong Thighs

Showing the Belly

Shining Ass

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2022

21

Dec

Rainey Qualley See Through of the Day

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Rainey Qualley is showing off her titties in some weird bodysuit, which I think is a pretty generous thing for her to share this holiday season.

She’s a 30 something year old singer and child of a celebrity, her sister does the whole acting thing and as in a few movies, no thanks to her mom I am sure, but Rainey is more into the whole music thing, because she’s born in the mountains of Asheville, where along with craft and trendy farm to table overpriced food experiences to tourists, comes some HILLBILLY culture, not that her music is country, but it fucking should be, since country is fucking life…and actually HER life….so it’d be a better angle.

Anyway, Andie MacDowell’s done alright teaching this one the important things in life, gifting the perverts some tits this holiday season and I’m into it, but I also find Rainey Qualley hot regardless of her showing her tits, so that’s probably why I feel like Christmas miracles are happening…

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2022

21

Dec

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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It’s the Holiday season, so it’s a great opportunity to get the fat people in your lives workout equipment. Tell them being a fat slob is fucking gross and 2023 is the year to go back to traditional fat shaming and if you want to be on the right side of the fucking conversation start starving yourself and doing fucking squats you pig fucks…

Fit is hotter than fat, end of fucking story, Merry Christmas to All and To All a Good night.

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2022

21

Dec

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking Pussy Wedgies are far more fun when you’re giving them to random women at the public pool before the police are called, but you know, it’s winter and the public pool is closed and trying to give the Pussy Wedgies to bitches in snowpants is pretty hard, girl needs to have some fat pussy lips for that, I mean I guess you could creep around the lodge at the base of the ski hill and hope to come across some babes in long underwear to pussy wedgie them before they hit the slops or the apres ski depending on how focused and motivated of a creep you are….is it early morning before first tracks or is it end of the day….

The easier approach to Pussy Wedgies, the lazy man’s approach to pussy wedgies, is pretty fucking simple, look at the pussy wedgies the girls are uploading to the internet because they aren’t out on the streets rockin’ them like it is summer, even though they’d probably like to be….so this is how they get their fix.

All you want for Christmas is a Pussy Wedgie, well call me Santa and here you go!

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2022

21

Dec

Lourdes Leon Mesh Booty of the Day

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Lourdes Leon is apparently Madonna’s daughter who we will assume actually came out of Madonna’s womb, because that is the official story they are telling us.

So despite Madonna looking like a drag queen in her recent demise, or approach to old age, we’ll pretend she was always a chick because they told us she was a chick.

I watched Truth or Dare recently, just to see Madonna drag her teeth on a bottle when simulating a blowjob in the 90s, it was the 90s, girls weren’t as well trained from the porn they watched to suck dick right, it’s not her fault….and in that time she was far less hot than I remember her being based on my take on hot in this era, but she was a fit little pop star with tits, so we’ll assume that the teen boy features she had was from her being fit, because of the tits….and that the dick she may have had was tucked enough for us to not feel gay jerking it to her tits….we had limited options when only a handful of pop people were doing smut to destroy future generations of women….

Anyway, Lourdes Leon is rocking a skirt that has holes in it, I’m into the design, if I was a designer, this would be similar to my crotchless pant concept, and I’ll look at her fat ass, because I don’t care whether she was human trafficked to America by Madonna like some of her other kids, or if she is genetically Madonna, I’m just happy SHE is NOT Madonna in these pics, because Madonna’s clown ass disturbs me, even if it is AI, Filters and weird cosmetic procedures…..

Here’s some Madonna in the event you don’t know what her performance art has turned her into:

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2022

21

Dec

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed girls aren’t necessarily piggish slobs who look like they sit around playing video games all day, either getting an allowance from their dads, or maybe selling nudes or feet pics to old creepers who help pay the rent, I mean maybe they rent a room in a basement room with a bunch of other sloppy girls doing the same thing to get by in a world where they can’t be bothered getting dressed, showered or out of bed, but they sure look like they are most of the time

I am not a weed hater, if anything weed is a medicinal tool that improves the lives of many, and tons of hot chicks smoke weed, they just not be the ones compelled to use weed as a prop to find that niche in the world of selling nudes, because they are hot chicks and can smoke weed without documenting it like a fan girl.

I do find anyone trying to get clout from something as basic or normal as smoking weed dumb, but I’d rather hang with girls who are stoned, thinking they are having a religious experience or more mellowed out than some drunk bitch actually sloppy, embarrassing herself…it’s a more mindful high…

These are some weed girls, some hot, some not, all good, cuz they’re getting naked on the internet the way nature intended when he invented the internet.

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2022

21

Dec

Alba Baptista Topless with A Friend of the Day

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Alba Baptista is some Portugal born, half Brazilian, big titty actress who was on a show called Warrior Nun on Netflix that just got cancelled, I’ve never seen it and apparently those who did see it were hardly important enough to bother giving them another round at some Alba Baptista doing slutty nun things…..

The actress is doing a good job getting her name out there, you know leverage whatever celebrity you have to try to get it to the next level by getting as naked as possible.

Whether it is leaking her own nudes or near nudes in the shower, or this weird pixelated, in what could be ALBA BAPTISTA, but may be anyone since it is a pixelated blur naked lesbianism, she wants people to know she’s got the titties worth of the American dream.

This could be from a movie I’ve never seen, who cares, it’s some big titty Euro actress from Netflix making moves to get known in America with those tits, better than the alternative of being a Fisherman like all the other Portuguese of the world who don’t play soccer.

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