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2022

22

Nov

Heidi Klum Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s an old ass that belongs to Heidi Klum, who I assume is in her 50s by now, since she’s got a 18 or 19 year old big titty midget daughter with one of the men who has RAN THROUGH her and added to her body count that we will assume is as substantial as she is because that’s how you get ahead the traditional way, which Heidi Klum is old enough to be the type of pussy who had to get ahead the traditional way…..you know, since she’s old.

That is unless she was made in a lab through a Nazi Regime Eugenic program that never got shut down, but that went underground because the world is fucking corrupt and who know what is real and what isn’t, at least when it comes to governing us simple minds.

If I was to write a Sci/Fi movie, assuming I knew how to write, which clearly I don’t….all the pop culture icons the masses jerk off to would be sex robots, clones, made in a lab and conditioned so that you can control them, what they say, what they do, and all taht.

So it is possible, especially since she doesn’t rot TOO hard that there’s a bigger story here….however the ass is sagging, the ass is rotting, but maybe it will get you in the mood to jerk off to your 50 year old wife this Thanksgiving, or your dad’s 50 year old wife, you know A 50 year old…whoever and however she may have got to the family house for the holiday….it likely won’t be as good as this one, but that’s not saying much since this one’s not that good, but it does love attention.

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2022

22

Nov

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Unfortunately, the only tight pants I have to report back to you on from today’s adventures in the real world were some big fat girl you know was a lesbian, who was walking her dog, despite being o big, making me think she doesn’t do that nearly enough, or celebrates each walk with a cake, which was unfortunately the worst kind of tight pant…..more the tight pant by default because they don’t make pants big enough no not be tight on such a big entity…..

I guess the stars just didn’t align for me, but luckily, there’s a bunch of tight pants posted to the internet, no one people don’t leave their houses anymore, the fake world is just so much more consistent when it comes to tight pants that you want to jack off to, instead of tight pants that you jerk off to cuz they are tight and you’ve put all the effort in propping yourself up behind a mailbox so no notices you, so you don’t want to miss the opportunity….

Here are those tight pants.

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2022

22

Nov

Possibly Kaley Cuoco Tits of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco is apparently not 40 years old yet, which is shocking to me, since she feels like she’s been around forever, she’s only 37….so her pregnancy isn’t as disgusting as I originally thought it was. She’s still fertile, it’s not some weird rich person science experiment pregnancy and that’s unfortunate

I used to call her the girl who killed John Ritter on set, because she was the hot daughter on his 8 Simple Rules show he died on, but it wasn’t because I thought she fucked him to death, but now that I think about it, it’s quite possibly exactly what she did, but they’d never report on that….because if you were on set with a legend like John Ritter, you’d fuck him too.

I like to think the John Ritter sacrifice, that could have been made with her pussy, worked out pretty nicely for her because she went onto The Big Bang Theory and in their final contract each of the cast was locked in for over 100 million dollars each. That’s stupid level of money, you know a lottery win that only happens when you sacrifice a legend to their evil overlord…

She got divorced in June 2022, announced she was knocked up with some Soap Star’s kid last month, that pussy does the rounds or at least did one round that ended with a creampie for the feeling of intimacy.

All that to say, this could be her tit.

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2022

22

Nov

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I am a firm believer that people don’t understand the internet, that’s not to say I am some old school veteran with some technical knowledge the normies don’t grasp because I am just so far advanced, since I can barely send a fucking email….

It’s to say that from a digesting content perspective, the average person is not autistic enough to distrust everything on the internet, or to realize that they are being targeted, that their being conditioned, that they are being herded like cattle down whatever herd they end up finding.

This AI shit really gets into the hive mind and the world collectively follow the same people, buy the same brands, it’s like we live in this hellish Twilight Zone episode of zombies.

They don’t read, they don’t understand sarcasm since they can’t read tone, which negatively impacts my life because sarcasm is all I know, even though I went through life being told it is the lowest form of humor, it’s no longer even a form of humor, because people just take everything literally..

Then there’s the whole porn thing that they also can’t handle, being addicted to it, absorbed in it, trained to fuck like it, turned into whores like it, aspiring to be pornstars instead of having real lives or jobs, when porn stars traditionally didn’t have other options….creating this morally void world that need morality to function, we can’t all be public heathens, some of us need to keep that shit to our damn selves…

People are just retards….and the internet controls them, but lucky for us, one of those hive mind activities is posting swim pics for attention.

It’s the foundation of social media….so here are some swim pics!

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2022

22

Nov

Divorcee is an Ex Convict and other TikThots of the Day

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Dumb fucking Dance

Shameless Dance

A Girl Who Eats

A Girlfriend who Likes to Fish

She Found her man

TITS

Nurse Cindy is a Slacker and Should Get Fired

Are you sexually active currently?

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

22

Nov

World Cup Flasher for England’s Win of the Day

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The world cup is going on, which is apparently a big deal because people seem to love soccer on an international level, even if it’s boring and gay as shit…..

It’s going on in QATAR and despite soccer being gay as shit, and the fans being closet case Euro metrosexual pansies who jerk off to Ronaldo but not in a gay way, the Arab country is banning gay and lesbian rainbow flags…..because gay shit isn’t part of their culture….

The FIFA is apparently mad a QATAR for banning gay shit as the host country, because apparently they negotiated that gay shit would be allowed if they were given this massive event…

The internet is mad because they don’t like anything that goes against the inclusivity of gay shit into all aspects of our life, because gay isn’t just something a group of people do upon themselves, it’s fully integrated into our every day life, which is probably something that makes being gay less exciting than the truck stop days….where you’d go out for a errand and come back to your wife with a bigger asshole gape and the smell of ass on your face.

The point is that despite everyone being ANNOYING about gay shit, despite going to some anti-gay country and yelling “be pro gay”, despite soccer being gay in and of itself and all the soccer fans being homophobic closet cases because they are gay for Ronaldo there’s still girls who understand the point of a sports event or a sports win….and that is FLASHING their fucking titties.

So Gay shit aside, England Beat Iran or something and this bitch flashed her fucking titties like a legend.

Posted in:Videos

2022

21

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Doing the links, I realized the AMAs happened and I thought to myself, thank god I didn’t actually know the AMAs happened, because despite being the ONLY Award show besides the AVNs I’ve been invited to, so the ONLY mainstream event that I have every been invited to as a MASSIVELY ignored entertainment blog at the time, that just tells me they were bootleg then and they’re fucking bootleg now….there is NO way anyone watched it, except maybe Dick Clarke’s new host body, who jerked off to them…..

Point of the story, fuck the entertainment industry, they’re fucking scumbags and the less we buy into them masturbatory events, the more desperate they get and whether they’re is a collapse in our actual society or not, we can only hope for a collapse in their society first….fucking scumbags.

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The Best Looks from the American Music Awards
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Emma Watson Plays a Mean Came of Pickleball
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Miss BumBum Suzy Cortez Posts with 2022 Soccer Mascot
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Upgrade your Movie Night
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Margot Robbie Nipples in a Green Dress
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Aubrey Plaza Goes Blonde
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NFL WAG Olivia Culpo in a Bikini
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Stella Hudgens Flashes on the Golf Course
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Brawl at Bath and Body Works and It Isn’t Even Black Friday
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Paige Spiranac’s Team USA Cleavage
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Colts Mascot Accidentally Danced with Eagles Scored
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Donkey at the Front Door – What an Ass
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Vanessa Hudgens Shows her Dark Side
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Taylor Swift Busting Out of a Hot One Piece Outfit at the EMAS
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Confronting a Woman at Walmart after a Hit and Run
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Antonio Brown Posts a NUDE of Gisele
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Woman VS Cockroach
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Crashes Caught on Camera
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Genie Bouchard’s Turks and Caicos Vacation
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Von Miller Gifts Internet Models
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Rhino Wakes a Sleeping Dog
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Canadian Farmer Catches and Scold a Lynx that Attacked his Chickens
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42 Love Letters Written By Bob Dylan as a Teen To Auctioned for 700k
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Elsa Hosk’s Sheer Lingerie
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High School QB Prospect Loses Scholarship for N-Bomb
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Correcting a Slide on an Icy Road
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Paige VanZant’s Glamour Shots
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Drone Light Show at EDC in Vegas
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Explosion in the UK
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Crazy Encounters with Animals
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Vote on the Physique of the Year!
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Cheryl Burke is Leaving DWTS
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Hot Model Sasha is Smoking in Nature
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Buy Allie Rae a Beer as she Pre-Games the Bruins game
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LOLA is a very SMART DOG
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Ben and Matt Affleck are Launching an Artist First Production company
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J.lo and Ben are TikTok Official
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Upgrade your Movie Night
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Kendall Jenner Walking Around in pantyhose
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Sabrina Carpenter Slutty Outfit
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Juliana Nalu – Kanye’s new Hooker – in a Thong and mesh Outfit
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Sluts at the Governors Awards
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Saoirse Ronanain a Yellow Dress Braless
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Taylor Swift at the AMAs Sucking Dick
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Lucy Hale in a Weird Blazer Looking 80s Lesbian
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PINK is Gross
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Kelly Rowland at the AMAs
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Ellie Goulding Slutty Dress aat the AMAs
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Demi Lovato Dressed Goth
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Dua Lipa at some Event
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Carrie Underwood Hot Dress at the AMAs
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Ashley Benson at an Event
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BEBE REXHA Dressed like a Used tampon
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Dove Cameron Goth Demon
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Sofia Veragara Tits in a Dress
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Mackenzie Ziegler Showing Leg
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Fucking a Stool
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Big Tit Blondie
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Mental Mondays
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Hot Amateur
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CUM SHOT BREAKDOWNS
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TikTok VS Reality
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Sexy and Busty
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30 Shit Days
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Baking with Some Whore
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Fucking on the Airport Tram
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Titties Under her Coat
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Baby Got Back
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Outdoor Dildo Ride
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Amateur Creampie
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Upskirt Dildo Ride
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Amateur Sex Tape
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Weird Dildo Girl
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Sluts Getting Ready to Go Out
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Plaid Shirt Dildo on the Wall Fucker
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Sluts Under Cover
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Another Toy in Ass Girl
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Mercedes in a Glamour Shot
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Gothic Dildo Ride
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Pussy Rub in the Car
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Big Tits Pegging
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Pussy from Behind
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Toy in the ASs Time
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2022

21

Nov

Jordyn Jones Back on the Farm in the Hot Tub in the Snow of the Day

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Nothing hotter than a COSTCO looking white trash Hot Tub that the middle of the road lower middle class folk rock out in their backyards. Especially when the backdrop is a room with plastic lawn furniture and the view looking out in the other direction is a fucking silo with a big rig (truckers are my heroes) and what looks like a cellphone tower.

It’s like white trash, working class, just female ejaculated on my bed and I don’t know who to get the piss smell out of the mattress before my obese wife gets home from the Diabetes clinic.

I mean this is rural in the worst possible way, which probably explains her whoring to the internet with that big round dance ass that I seem to like posting more than I should, but it’s like she broke out from the backwoods or fields of Michigan and gives that Farmer’s Daughter fetish some meaning, even though her dad’s dead and no longer a farmer anymore…DADDY ISSUES!

I don’t hate on rural bitches finding smut selling for LOTS of money, I just prefer them when they’re more about TRAD LIFE and GOD….but ya know, tainted by hollywood in a generation of CHASING THE BAG OF MONEY…means she doesn’t stand a chance….

Then she took a shower:

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2022

21

Nov

Allison Janney’s Nipples at an Event of the Day

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Allsion Janney is some 300 year old actress who went unnoticed as an actress until she fucked the right person and got cast on WEST WING back in 1999 when she was 40 yeears old. I never watched that show, who fucking wants to waste their time watching fantasy political garbage when we have the clown show that we can’t avoid in real life, with all these SCUMBAGS stealing our fucking money…..

I don’t know what else she’s done because I don’t jerk off to the 40+ crowd unless I am forced to.

I don’t even know if she’s busted her tits ou in her various roles as a successful actor since her WEST WING breakout, because she was 40 when that happened and 40 is old as shit no matter how hard these bitch’s try to spin it….

I do know she wore a sheer dress, squished her titties down, and made her nipples look like they were gasping for air, arguably a totally inappropriate stunt for a granny, but in this era, you can be a whore until the day you die at your old folks home of Alzheimers masturbating for the orderly.

You sick fucks.

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Posted in:Allison Janney

2022

21

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I guess with nurse shortages around the world, with hospital systems that are facing capacity issues, thanks to all these kids developing diseases that you’ve heard of in the past, but barely heard of in the past, but heard of enough for them to be like “It’s always been an epidemic” like RSV, which luckily or should I say they conveniently have a vaccine for, right….funny how that works.

But yeah, with work shortages after the whole COVID scam, that I am not a believer in, that I feel PTSD from experiencing, as a pure blood who didn’t fall for the shit, who believes that if you die from the shit, you are meant to die from the shit, and who doesn’t believe in getting experimental medications because the TV tells me to, or because the internet censors people who tell me not to, which was pretty suspicious…

Not that I want to get into that, or the fact that vaccinated or not, people still got COVID….because I don’t talk COVID anymore, I am suppressing it like the times I was raped as a child in the foster care system, we don’t need to relive that shit…even if we’re still in that shit….

But WITH THE NURSE shortages, these scrub wearers are being PRETTY bold in their content production and side hustle…

Long gone are the days of a nurse working on a product she sells on ETSY or the Farmer’s market or at the local church Bazaar….now supplimental income comes from NURSE fetish content, since people clearly have hospitalization fantasies, which I guess if you were hospitalized, you’d want a slutty nurse who shows you her gash.

My only issue with it is scubs aren’t the SEXY nurse costumes I am conditioned to want, they are surgical and too functional, they don’t compliment the body, and they remind me of DISEASE…

So here are some NAUGHTY nurses, which is the kind of NURSE you’d want, not scared of losing that NURSE pension, because they probably make their yearly salary every month selling scrubs they didn’t wear their underwear in….

PERVERTS

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