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2012

06

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

BEST SHIRT EVER

BEST SHIRT EVER

I wish I was tired of meaningless sex with strangers…and that I found the love as powerful as the guy in the motorized wheelchair towing his one legged girlfriend in a traditional wheel chair…not giving a fuck about people like me laughing at the shit cuz it was comical….because it is them against the world or something I can’t relate to…cuz if I was homie in the motorized chair, I’d knock my one legged bitch out of her wheel chair and drive it across the room to make her hop around trying to get it while screaming “I own you, no one else will love you, you freak”….but that’s just cuz I’m a romantic.

Here are the long weekend stepLINKS

Linda Hoga’s Mug Shot Gives Me a Boner
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Minka Kelly In Leggings Gives Me a Boner
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Everything Gives me a Boner….

Jessica Gomes Hot in a bikini……Gives me a Boner
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Hot Hippie Girl in leggings And Her Hula Hoop Amazing….Gives me a Boner
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Linda Evangalista Still Turns Me ON….Cuz This Gives me a Boner….
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Ok enough with the boners….

Bill Clinton Would Totally Bang These Titties.
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Dodgeball Blooper
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Courtney Stodden Sometimes Calls Doug ‘Dad,’ He Says He’s ‘Raising’ His Wife. Perfectly Healthy.
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10 Reasons To Not Vote For Mitt Romney Brought To You By Snoop Dogg
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And Now, The Russian Robot
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The Liam Neeson “Taken” Ass-Kicking Infographic
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Hayden Panettiere is Topless and Needs to Turn Around
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Christina Hendricks and Her Big Tits Are Mad!
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Jordan Carver Has One Sexy Rack
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Some Frisky Friday Twitter Action Helps Finish The Week Off Right (SEMI NSFW)
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Nicole is a Super Sultry Brunette (SEMI NSFW)
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Nothing Can Stop This Lady From Carrying Her Vodka Through a TSA Checkpoint
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Free Web Cam Girls Go Wild, Check It Out (NSFW)
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Mitt Romney Pumps Big Bird Full of Lead With Machine Gun
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Just a Regu7lar Day Uncorking a Bottle With a Vagina (NSFW)
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Sexy Games to Have Yourself Some Fun With (NSFW)
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Brittny Gastineau is See Through (NSFW)
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I’m No Adele Fan But Holy Shit is the New Bond Theme Fantastic – LISTEN
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Slutty Power Rangers Unite!
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Some Gals With Sexy Gorgeous Lips – a Gallery
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Jessica Gomes and Jessica Hart Sexy in Bikinis – VIDEO
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Weirdo…NIN’s Closer Cover…
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Brooke Shields Gross Mom Ass In Yoga Pants
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Rihanna’s Braless Side Boob
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Worst Robbery Attempt Ever
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Kristen Stewart Topless “On The Road” Screen Caps (NSFW)
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Scarlett Johansson is Popping Up Everywhere Lately
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Kate Winslet Brings the Hotness and I Like It
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Ali Larter is Flawless
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Justine Jolie is all Laid Out
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You Lie! The 5 Biggest Lies Money Mitt Told During The First Presidential Debate
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Alicia and Chanelle Are Your Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
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“Noir” – Fashion Gone Rogue Brings You Fetish Model Tits!
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Mollie King Took Her Sexy Legs To The Hollywood Hills
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Ayelen is Getting Herself Off (NSFW)
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Anna Kendrick Finishes Things Off
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Catherine Zeta Jones in Broken City Trailer
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PSA – Never Buy a Used Condom
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Dog Trickin’
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Airbag Couch Prank is Genius
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Do You Like The New James Bond Song?
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Girls and Cars Don’t Mix
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Bikini Soccer Babes
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Hot Chicks With Social Anxiety Porn
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Original Erotica – AMazing
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Lover’s Guide to Sexual Positions
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Awesome Random Porn
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Hot Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet for Free are my GFs….
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Naked Fucking Celebrities in Sex Scenes
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2012

05

Oct

Hulk Hogan Sex Tape of the Day

Someone posted this on my FACEBOOK …..and had to post it because staged or not…. it is amazing….

It is the Hulk Hogan staged sex tape he is pretending isn’t staged….but that he was set up for….or at least clips of it with amazing captions of the conversation…..

He says shit like “I feel like a pig”….after fucking he says “you’re awesome”….talks about how his son’s girlfriend’s twin sister wants his dick….and shit is legendary.

It would also explain why Hulk was hanging with Kim Kardashian the other day, you know to celebrate each other’s porn work…maybe discuss strategy on how to make it work for them from one sex tape producer to the next, kinda thing….

And all this to say…I fucking love sex tapes.

I need to see more of this.

Apparently he girl in the sex tape is Heather Clem…I have no idea who that is…..but I can tell you she’s trying to get famous even with her shitty face….but more importantly I have no idea who the guy who says “you guys do your thing” is….but I know they are all master minding…cuz this bitch wants fame more than she wants bigger implants…

Oh…she’s married to Bubba from the Stern show….really gold digging and climbing from the bottom up….

Either way, this is way better than his 80s Hulkamania work out set….and the life lesson this teaches us is that we are all fucking whores….

Posted in:Hulk Hogan

2012

05

Oct

Zhaia Dehar is Lovely in Her Bikini on the Beach of the Day


Zahia Dehar is amazing….sure her face may not be the best fucking thing to look at in the world…and her hair may be fucking clown-like and ridiculous….but her body is so fucking good….all that doesn’t matter at all…what matters is that she’s made her way onto the paparazzi’s radar and now she’s getting half naked….cuz with this body she fucking should always be dressed like this….but maybe I’m biased, cuz I love teen prostitutes…cuz they get what’s actually important in life…

For those of you who don’t know who she is, she’s a teen prostitute who was caught up in a European political scandal…

She’s also brought us her ASS IN PUBLIC …..a fashion film with Eric Roberts for Vanity Fair ……and a lingerie photoshoot for a fashion mag

Making big moves I like watching her make….


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2012

05

Oct

Priscilla Caripan is a Hot Low Level Model of the Day


Priscilla Caripan is some model mayhem model from Canada who I am only posting because I think I spend too much time on the already established starlets and bottom feeders and don’t focus enough time on the babes who aspire to be the starlets and bottom feeders and do all they can…like start a model mayhem account cuz agencies won’t touch them…hoping for their big break…cuz often times they are younger, hotter and far more lovely…like in this Priscilla Caripan’s case….now, if only I was the one to have found her dancing on the speaker at some EDM rave….

Posted in:Priscilla Caripan

2012

05

Oct

Sheilla Castro is a Brazilian Vollyball Player Posing Topless of the Day

I know she’s not actually showing off her fucking tits..but she’s still fucking topless where I’m from….and I hate when assholes like me lure you in by saying a bitch is topless…but really do you want to see a pretty manly…professional athlete…not famous for being sexy kinda face…

You see in the Olympics, the vollyball players are the babes, you know the ones to watch cuz they wear skimpy bikini bottoms…but in life…they are just tall as fuck monster looking women…who even when they try to look hot in these magazines….aren’t…but I’ll still stare at their fit asses….even if they are a little boy-like.

Posted in:Sheilla Castro

2012

05

Oct

Looking Down Jessica Alba’s Shirt of the Day


I keep holding onto the Jessica Alba dream because I am dated, out of the loop, I don’t leave my house and I don’t pay attention to the new Jessica Albas, the up and comers, the future….but after seeing her deflated mom tits in a bra, I figure it’s time to say goodbye to yesterday…

Alba’s an old lady, a mom, and even if she bends over in the rain wearing a black bra, all for the paparazzi to say “look at me, I’m still here and stylish, relevant and hot”…..I think it’s time to catalog her in the box in the basement of our minds as a teen dream we used to jerk off to and eagerly await hard nipple pics of….in a time that is long gone.

She’s done, or at least I’m done with her, but here’s one more run of Jessica Alba for the believers.


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Posted in:Jessica Alba

2012

05

Oct

Kim Kardashian in a Fat Girl Dress of the Day

Kim Kardashian is showing off her tits in a dress that has a built in frilly skirt around the waist like it was a bikini fat girls wear to the waterpark to stylishly cover up their disgusting…in what I assume is the same reason Kim Kardashian is wearing it…because she’s got a lot of disgusting to cover up and I’m not even talking about her personality flaws, I’m talking straight up fat girl body, twisted into something less offensive thanks to straps and harnesses….somethig I have to appreciate cuz her gut hanging over her pants would make her so much worst to look at….and you know she’d make us fucking look at her…that’s kinda what she’s all about…

And here she is with Hulk Hogan…a picture that makes perfect sense…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

05

Oct

Jenny McCarthy Does Busty Fake Tit Mom Yoga of the Day

I love watching girls all bendy and erotic for yoga…it excites me….even when the girl is not quite a girl but all old as fucking woman who has fallen off in sex appeal even if her tits are barely in their 20s…..It almost inspires me to go to the fucking local yoga studio but won’t because I know I will likely die of a heart attack before ever getting a boner looking at all these women capable of eating themselves out due to flexibility…because I am not fit….but I am a pervert…

I guess Jenny McCarthy staging shoots like this is just her holding on…because besides the humiliation that comes with it….there’s nothing wrong with that.


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Posted in:Jenny McCarthy

2012

05

Oct

Milla Jovovich Modeling Clothes Cuz She’s Still Got It of the Day


I know she’s old and these pics are boring…but my recent fetish is moms who dress like their teenage daughters even if their bodies can’t justify or support it.

It is so youthful and almost sad….you know all the desperation…holding onto what they had while jealous of what their daughters have….in what always makes me think I could get them to cheat on their husbands for one last attempt at excitement.

Posted in:Milla Jovovich

2012

05

Oct

Lacey Banghard Page 3 Photoshoot Video of the Day

Another day, another Glamour model in videos and/or picture, showing her pretty irrelevant, yet awesome tits….it is like these Glamour models don’t sleep, or maybe it is just that there are so fucking many of them, that there is just an endless supply of half naked busty trash that was meant to be strippers, only instead figured out the low level fame game, and I am glad they did, cuz otherwise we’d never be touched by their greatness on an emotional level, like we are after watching this video…

Girl in kitchen looking hot…works for me….

Posted in:Lacey Banghard|NSFW