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2012

05

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is the long weekened and I have to decide whether to go upstate new york to get my asshole licked from a girl who probably is a dude, who likely wants more than to lick my asshole, but to rip it out of me so that he can fuck it whenever he wants after I’m dead.

The internet brings so much adventure….

So THAT’S How You Stop a Crying Baby – VIDEO
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Scenes From Hulk Hogan’s Sex Tape = Things You Need to End the Week Off Right
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Evelyn Garcia Wants to Be Your Sweet Lover (SEMI NSFW)
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Hedge Maze Pranking! Yes!!
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I’d Like to Wrap Up Kimberly and Take Her Home (SEMI NSFW)
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Rihanna Flashing Some Side Boobs
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The 100 Hottest Instagram Selfies of Summer 2012
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MILF and a Toilet Brush….This May Not End Well (NSFW)
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Jesus Christ Die Hard 5 Really? – TRAILER
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Natacha Peyre’s Skirt is Miiiiiiiiighty Short
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And Now, The Weirdest Facebook Ad Ever – VIDEO
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Sexy Games Cause Friday’s Should Be the Best They Can Be (NSFW)
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2012

04

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day


I just really like vaginas that don’t look like they are throwing up fleshy lips hat have gone bad and that they can’t digest.

You know who you are…..

I am a romantic.

I just want Rihanna and Chris Brown love. Love that can survive all the torment from the entire world of she a good beating. Real love.

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Natalie Portman is a Bit of a Babe
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Well, Rihanna is a Fucking Idiot, It’s Official – PHOTO
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Debate Autotune is Awesome
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Christina Aguilera Hides Her Fatness for Billboard
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Some Playboy Chick I Want to FUck
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Chinese One Legged JUmpeer
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The 10 Most Disgusting Uses Of Bodily Fluids In Movies
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Dayana Mendoza’s Sexy Swimsuit Pictures Make Me Wish She Was My Wife
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Jenny McCarthy Wrote Another Book or Some Shit, Here’s Some Semu Hot Photos of the Book Signing
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Bella Sky is One Hot Blonde (NSFW)
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The Teles Twin Are Our Lesbian Fantasy of the Day (SEMI NSFW)
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Kimberly is My Brunette Girlfriend. She Just Doesn’t Know It Yet (SEMI NSFW)
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These Girls Get Naked, You Get to Watch. It’s Just That Simple (NSFW)
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HEY MITT ROMNEY!!! LEAVE BIG BIRD ALONE!!!!!! – PHOTO
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Teacher Quits after Banging Virgin Boy in School Parking Lot
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College Hottie Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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Sexy Games to Have Yourself Some Fun With (NSFW)
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Jenna-Louise Coleman Topless from Room at the Top (NSFW)
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This Denise Milani Gallery Will Make Your Day Better
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The American Idol Bitch Fighting is Giving Keith Urban a Boner!
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Toy Car Police Chase!!! Yesssss!!!! – VIDEO
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Sophie Anderton NO Bra & a See-Thru Dress (NSFW)
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Chris Brown Dumped His GF for Rihanna
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Christina Aguilera’s Fatness Does Hilary Clinton
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Laetitia Casta Hot as Fuck for Bazaar UK
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Oakland A’s Fan GOne Nuts
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Speed Shooter
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Avril Lavigne is a Blanket Witch ie: Possibly Pregnant
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Ahhhhhhh Salma Hayek, I Love You
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Gracie Carvalho is Rockin Lingerie Proper
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Cayton Has One Hot Body and I Like It (NSFW)
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73-Year-Old Woman Gets Popped For Driving Drunk, Hitting Boy, And Crashing Into Food Truck…..On The Way To AA Meeting
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Darla Demonia and Pussykat Get It On (NSFW)
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Lady Gaga Topless, Showing Us Some Tit
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Ahhhhhhh Alessandra Ambrosio
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This Dirty Girl is Getting Herself Off (NSFW)
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Been Awhile Since We Had Some Paz Vega Hotness
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Katy Perry Promoting Hair Product With Boobs
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Sofia Vergara in Lucky
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Russian Bumper Cars
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Another Playboy Chick I Want to Fuck
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Zelda Violin
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American Dad Spoof Porn
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Hey Stripper, Wanna Play?
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Random Porn Vids
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Hot Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet for Free are my GFs….
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Naked Fucking Celebrities in Sex Scenes
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2012

04

Oct

Lady Gaga Topless at Donatella Versace’s House of the Day


Terry Richardson is loving taking pics of two barely human looking women…I am talking actual fucking monster looking women…because Terry Richardson is getting paid…I can tell by the smile on his face that this is the biggest fucking joke to him….that his con paid off and that motherfucker is like a kid who just snuck into some VIP event….and once inside is given a fucking job that will lead to more jobs…he’s fucking won.

The highlight of the pics wasn’t the opportunist photographer, or the strategic staged shoot….but Lady Gaga’s nipple, if you think Gaga nipple as she keeps on trying while spewing bullshit exciting, because I know that I don’t. I’ve seen it and it is a nipple…but unlike nice nipples…it is attached to satan….

This is a party I have no interest being invited to. I don’t care how much money, fame, fortune, whatever these cunts come with or have, I am too superficial to take part in this kind of disgusting…I wouldn’t be able to look at their faces and not burst out laughing at the accident that clearly happened to make these two happen…

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2012

04

Oct

Miranda Kerr’s Weird Face You Won’t Notice Cuz She’s Half Naked of the Day


I was always on the fence about Miranda Kerr’s face…because she has a weird face, that is normally not as weird as it is in this shoot that I can’t quite figure out what happened in…but no one ever notices cuz she’s always half naked….an amazing strategy for a girl with a weird face I guess…and I’m not writing her off….I’m still happy to stare…but maybe Victoria’s Secret needs to spend less time photoshopping out nipples and more time making a girl look like she isn’t having an allergic reaction…

Either way, she’s still a babe.

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2012

04

Oct

Milla Jovovich Hot for DT Spain of the Day

Milla Jovovich may be an old mom but she’s still got it…at least in this photoshoot where she’s dressed like an action figure…and I’m not even a sci/fi nerd who love this video game fantasy shit more that they love living in their mom’s basement building sex robots when not playing RPG games or chronically masturbating to animation while scared of girls in efforts to retain their virginity….so those guys must be losing their shit to this….I’m talking nerd system processor overload or some shit.

Posted in:Milla Jovovich

2012

04

Oct

Doutzen Kroes Cross Dresss for Vogue of the Day

I guess this isn’t really cross dressing, I mean this would be considered dabbling on the fence of cross dressing when living out a tranny cross dresser fantasy with your fat wife of 30 years, trying to sice it up, cuz you se she’s showin’ leg, and titty and glimpses of her awesome bikini model body…but when she’s not half naked in pictures, you know when she puts the pants and sweaters on, I get confused and assume she’s hiding testicles. I’m weird like that….but I am not too weird to acknowledge that Doutzen Kroes is a real babe…she should look into becoming a model….I bet it would really work out for her…..

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2012

04

Oct

Katherine McPhee Shitty See Through of the Day


These see through pics of Katherine McPhee showing off her bra are pretty fucking tame…this is like the long drawn out and romantic version of the see through…that is hard to get excited about or jerk off to…unless you are a real Katherine McPhee fan which is something I doubt actually exists, but then again, anything you can think about….even the most depraved thing someone somewhere has jerked off to….you know from shit eating midgets with learning disabilities and a stammer……to animals dressed like babies being fisted….it’s been done…nothing is original…so somewhere out there a dick is in hand to these romantic pics…of a bitch just showing off her bra….and that somewhere may be right here…


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Posted in:Katherine McPhee

2012

04

Oct

Kelli Hutcherson Hot Body for Maxim Portugal of the Day

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Kelli Hutcherson is some MMA girl and she’s looking pretty hard bodied and amazing for Mazim…remindng me how important fitness is and not for long life or healthy lifestyle or good living…but for toned bodies I want to see my semen drip off of and get stuck in the hard bodied cracks….seriously…I hate fat girls…I used to like anorexic girls..too weak to run….all unhealthy and dying with horrible breath and grey dead skin….but now…I like bitches who can lift, squat, jump and have the energy to ride my dick for he 4 hours it takes for me to cum thanks to my enlarged prostate….glad you read the site aren’t you?

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Posted in:Kelli Hutcherson

2012

04

Oct

Brittny Gastineau Fat Girl See THrough Shirt of the Day


Brittny Gastineau showed off her only redeeming quality that she knows is her only redeeming quality…cuz everything else about her is just a bottom feeding, spoiled cunt, fat chick…..but tits…tits is all she’s got and luckily all she needs thanks to her trust fund….

The reality is me and Brittny go way back to the early days of social networking, long before she had a TV show that lasted a minute before living in Kim Kardashian’s shadow as the failed socialite who couldn’t swing the success of her Armenian counterpart…you see cuz all Britty ever wanted was fame….but she didn’t do a sex tape when it matted… probably cuz she’s actually fat and knew that shit wouldn’t convert into a billion dollar empire….

She has blocked me, her mom has blocked me, they have no love for me, but now, at 30, she’s decided it is time to show her fucking tits, and I am noticing, but wish she did this when she was 20 and far more exiciting to look at….now it is just sad…but luckily…still tits with saucer-like pink nippless….making me question how this shirt is legal…while appreciating that this shirt is legal.


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Posted in:Brittny Gastineau

2012

04

Oct

Kristen Stewart’s Tits in on the Road for Old Times of the Day


I guess the DVD dropped…or something…becasue these Kristen Stewart titty in On the Road have been on the internet the last few months….I know I’ve posted them before, but as a pervert who doesn’t mind my titties small, awkward or on some white trash inbred cunt who is now famous….as long as I get to see them…even if I’ve seen them before…I’m down.

I can only assume this is part of the billion dollar empire she sold her soul to, along with her fake cheating scandal and the fact that the last installment of the shit needs to be one huge blow out…you know all strategy as she is just a pawn or a puppet in their master plan…as she was a puppet as a child as her family members had sex with her…at least that’s what I assume gave her such depth in her action…you know it is straight from a sad and dark incest fueled place…

Who cares. Tits.

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|NSFW