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2022

25

Oct

Sarah Hyland Creepy Creeper Creeping in a Creepy Bikini of the Day

I guess I’m a Sarah Hyland hater, but when you think about, I am a hater of all celebrity bitches and I don’t even like their tits, I just like to reduce them to their tits, because it’s the most basic and interesting thing they have to fucking offer….because their acting, public figure, words of wisdom, bragging, output, products, are zero fucking appealing and I can’t imagine people actually give a fuck about the weird chick from a hit sitcom who got paid….

So yeah, she’s got a ton of money, my opinion of her being a freakish freak who looks like she’s got primordial dwarfism, her organs don’t even like being inside her so they tap out, but she still drinks, because that’s what you do with weird failed kidneys, so looks old as shit an even edited, even face injected, she’s just as fucking scary, even in paradise with her tits out….yet here I am reposting it like it’s porn, because I know you’re less of a hater just into the tits and I’m here to serve you like the bottom feeder I am.

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2022

25

Oct

Jordyn Jones Half Naked Selfie of the Day

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I don’t know if this is content ripped from Jordyn Jones’ Onlyfans, which is basically her whore den where she sells provocative content to the pervert fans who want to jack off to her half naked, but I do know that if I paid money for this I’d be really fucking mad because you can’t see the fucking asshole…..PRETTY fucking bold of her in her scamming, even if she’s getting away with not being naked, she should be punished for misleading and not delivering the fucking goods…..shit or get off the pot or shit in the pot for the weirdos into shit porn….but a bikini selfie can suck a fucking dick, or needs to be sucking a fucking dick, if it wants me to pay a monthly fee….which makes me ask what kind of losers out there are making this girl rich from her subscription site when this is the lazy ass content being put out there. It makes me fucking mad and I’m not even paying for it, if anything I am stealing it and her legal team will come a knocking, because that’s what deep pocket whores do…

I get that if you can get away with whoring on such a basic, PG-13 level, you can justify it not being whoring, plus she’s from white trash Michigan and probably saw real desperate whoring first hand….sucking dicks for clean water and meth….

I get that she wants her whoring to be SFW so she can still tap into her big lucrative brand deals, since she’s like an influencer with millions of followers even though you’ve never heard of her….keep it safe and brands will support your whoring….and pretend to be SEX positive or some shit….

I get that the state of the world is that if you have 8 million followers, you can make more selling bikini pics than selling brands or TV producers to make a Jordyn Jones reality show or dance video or some shit….

SELL NUDES, REWARD PROSTITUTION….rock on.

Posted in:Jordyn Jones

2022

25

Oct

Lottie Moss has Tits On of the Day

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I don’t know when these Lottie Moss pictures are from, I just know that she’s got her tits out, which may be purchased tits, but they are still her tits, you haters, and yeah, I hate fake tits, but when a celebrity model who I think was one of the hottest models of the 90s has a half sister mooching off her name, seeing some success from the association, only to decide that showing her tits in a provocative way for money, which is a totally different kind of showing her tits for fashion or on the exclusive luxury yacht like her sister, but the end result is still the same, TITS!

I do know that I like these pictures of Lottie Moss, despite her augmentation because they feel like a bootleg badly lit photoshoot that I would direct or produce, because snapshots are far more fun then weird produced nonsense….so I feel like this is my pace, my style, my interest level….maybe Lottie Moss and I are creative soul mates that will never be, even though together we could do so much, or maybe I’m just a simple minded pervert who just likes the toplessness, even if it’s old, it’s new to me, even if it’s old, I still stare at nudes I have leftover from the 90s, it’s like NAM flashbacks motherfucker, but better, at least for the girls in them, who are now 50.

Posted in:Lottie Moss

2022

25

Oct

Brie Larson is an Old Weathered Hag and You’re Crazy to Buy into her Hype of the Day

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One of the unpopular opinions I seem to have, which doesn’t really bother me since I am unpopular based on decades of unpopular opinions, is that Brie Larson is a fucking scam.

So anytime I hear some nerd fuck loser who likes comic book movies try to celebrate Brie Larson like she’s some hot hollywood pussy, I just know they are indoctrinated idiots who buy into the propaganda.

It’s not the first time some wet rag of a woman is packaged like she’s hot because it is in the marketing machine’s best interest to have hot enough chicks who can remember their lines as the A-Listers who get paid….it’s the foundation of transactional sex almost all of Weinstein’s girls who turned on him were going for, because you can’t make them all stars and once they fuck your deformed dick off, literally leaving the 5-star hotel with pieces of his rotting gangrenous cock inside them, and they don’t end up top billed star, they get mad and apparently get even…..WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH NOW WEINSTEIN…the fucking whores do.

Anyway, not to make this about that LEGEND, it’s about another bitch they are trying to make into a legend and I am looking at her thirst trap, attempt to game social media, to stay relevant and prove her status as important, even though Russian women and Brazilian women who show 50% of their assholes have more followers than her, and she a TOP billed starlet, how can that be, she can’t say it’s from lack of trying, because her whole existence since she was 17 or younger has been tryijng, which based on her hard, beat up face, seems like a LONG fucking time ago.

I’d wikipedia her to see how old they claim she is, but her face is screaming mid-40s, menopausal, taking up marathon running because the kids are off to college.

She’s a fucking monster, she is zero hot and I am sure her acting is not compelling enough to suck anyone with a brain in, but unfortunately, the majority of fan boys who even watch movies, don’t have fucking brains….if they did they’d be hustling social media to get rich enough to buy a slag like this trash. Remember this is her pics she thinks are hot enough to share, a little bold, a little cocky, a little confident, isn’t she……has she not seen what HOT chicks of the internet look like, or is this her rebranding herself as older and wiser, ready for the mom roles…..not very FUN, just a reminder that Hollywood has WRONGED us for TOO long……and a new HOLLYWOOD is needed.

Posted in:Brie Larson

2022

25

Oct

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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The foundation of the internet is the bikini pictures, you don’t really need me to tell you why, or how the bikini is the single outfit that created a generation of exhibitionist sluts who may identify as a sex worker but probably don’t, and prefer calling you a misogynistic toxic male for leaving lewd comments on their bikini pics that they use for clout, likes, follows and money…..MILLION or MULTI million dollar businesses were made off the bikini pic…and not even from selling bikinis….but from selling bikini pics to lame as soya boy losers who don’t know women don’t respect SIMP CUCK FUCKS who pay them for bikini pics, they prefer the guy who calls them a whore…..figure it out….idiots…

Here’s a swimwear round-up….

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Posted in:swimsuit

2022

25

Oct

Tennis Training and Other TikThots of the Day

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Influencer’s Halloween Haul

Contortion Bitch

Flexing

Just Dancing

Fitness Chick

Stretching Bitch

Psycho on the Hoverboard

Rate her Outfit

Important Dancer

Posted in:stepNEWS|TIKTHOT

2022

25

Oct

Watch this Til the End and Other stepNEWS of the Day

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LA looks Amazing

Murder Suspect Attacked by Family

TikTok Idiot – Probably Got her Famous

Pussy Better than Wagu

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2022

24

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Britney Spears is Topless Again
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2022

24

Oct

Madison Beer’s Stripper Outfit for Austin F1 of the Day

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Madison Beer appears to have been paid to attend the Formula 1 race that took place this weekend in Austin Texas, if you’re into that sort of thing. Being from Montreal, I can say that the F1 that has been going on here for as long as I can remember brings out ever sugar baby, slutty dressed bitch, bar tender and sex worker the city has to offer, because F1 fans are rich perverts and I guess they all get paid…..

So seeing Madison Beer in her pyjamas that seem sheer isn’t all that shocking, but the fact she’s a famous bitch from Youtube, turned record deal holder, turned set of big tits being exploited since she was probably too young to be exploiting those tits….it seems unnecessary….but when you’re trained to be jerked off to, it’s part of your hustle, your empire, your BOSS BITCH moves, I guess maintaining that is a sense of normalcy we all need…..

Look ma, famous rich chicks can be slutty like whores trying to get paid to suck dick too!

I like it.

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Posted in:Madison Beer

2022

24

Oct

Bella Hadid Upskirt of The Day

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Bella Hadid is a reminder that if you are big enough on instagram and rich enough, the fashion companies will suck you in and pretend you’re a top model, even though the girl who works your local coffee shop with the leggings jacked up her ass is hotter than her.

It’s all a fucking scam motherfuckers, the cool scenester kids who are just a group of try hards, impress the groupie scenester kids working in the industry, and together they circle jerk each other into relevance….

So I don’t buy into the whole thing, but I also thought the fashion industry, especially after the streetwear industry infiltrated it, thanks to rich grown men buying into streetwear like a bunch of 15 year olds, collecting the toys, the sneakers and waiting for the weekly or monthly drop of limited edition t-shirts that are still selling for 1000s of dollars….

I think it’s just one big fucking troll to see how far they can push the useless, brainless, half retard consumer with their credit cards, because they need to spend their money on something, it might as well be some dumb shit that you know they’re being trolled with.

You know, you can buy cotton t-shirts for 10 dollars for 4 shirts at Walmart, or wherever, to spend 1000 dollars on a t-shirt, even if you have it, is just stupid, so stupid, that you’d probably be easy to manipulate into thinking Bella Hadid is the hottest bitch around…..not realizing it’s a lie.

Now, her strong chin isn’t horrible, looking up her skirt that she wants you looking up isn’t horrible, but a top mmodel…man, bargain basement at best….but the real question is where’s the cunt out, and let’s hope this ain’t a tuck job even though she’s sitting like a dude and rockin what looks like an Adam’s apple.

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