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2012

25

Sep

Elisabetta Gregoraci on the Runway in Milan of the Day

Elisabetta Gregoraci is some Wonder Bra model from Italy who is married to old billionalre Flavi Briatore, also known as the father to Heidi Klum’s white baby, in fact, she’s also the mother of his son, and this is her solid genes recovered from that gold digging strategy to ensure to implant the golden sperm, to trap the motherfucker to a lifetime of monthly payments, as god digging whores tend to do….you see getting pregnant is the best, longest lasting Gold Digging move…and real gold diggers know all about that…..but then again, maybe this Elisabetta Gregoraci is not the whore I accuse her of being….despite evidnce the Italian prime minister hired her as a hostess and that she offered sex for a job….which to me is just a sign of good work ethic….she kept her eye on the prize and got it…and she looks good playin’ the game….and that works for me.


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2012

25

Sep

Cassie is Lubed Up for GQ of the Day

Cassie New Album GQ Fitness Shoot

Looks like Cassie is on a comeback tour….that or GQ ran out of attention seeking celebrities looking for coverage…something that I doubt is possible…there’s just an endless supply of that shit….whether it gets repetitive or boring or not…it just keeps on coming….

So I looked her up, she has a second album releasing in 2012, and this greased up hotness is probably all part of that…..but maybe I just think it is hot cuz she’s doing fitness…or pretending to…

Either way, here are the pics…which is better than listening her her wannabe the next Rihanna shit music….

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2012

25

Sep

Sophie Reade and Some NUTS Girls Titties of the DAy

Nuts Magazine, the journalistic force behind such genius journlistic coverage as BRITAIN’S BIGGEST BOOBS has put out a spread promoting all the Calendars they are going to be selling this holiday season of your favorite models who have signed their titties to their agency…because shit probably makes them money…as anyone still buying their magazines clearly don’t have smart phone or computer and still see a point for titty calendars like it was 1988……and I’m not complaining, cuz I’ll still look at the pics, of these tits, even if these shoots are always the fucking same…cuz I like tits…and so do you.

Posted in:NSFW|Sohie Reade

2012

25

Sep

Miley Cyrus Does Two and A Half Men of the Day


So….some screenshots of Miley on Two and a Half Men….even though I find it hard to believe Ashton Kutcher counts as a man….seeing that he’s a little bitch….dropped….because I guess Two and a Half Men fucking sucks and is starving for any attention it can get.. cuz the best thing that ever happened to them was the Charlie Sheen breakdown….or really just Charlie Sheen being Charlie Sheen in general…and they must be struggling since this pansy fucker took his spot….but I wouldn’t know cuz I don’t watch this shit….but I do know Miley looks pretty hot in it…all push up bra wearing and cleavage enhanced with her lesbian puck rock hipster hair…it’s a bit of a fucking turn on…and I guess that’s the show’s producer’s hope…cuz they’ll take anything they can fucking get for people to remember they exist…

The show airs October 18….if you care….

Here are those promo pics they leaked so people like me do posts like this.

I’m onto your tricks Mr. Tv Exec.

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2012

25

Sep

Daniela Katzenberger 2013 Calendar of the Day

I am only posting this because I think it is funny this Daniela Katzenberger exists….

She’s famous in Germany and has a song that was number 19 on the German charts, the same charts that paid David Hasselhoff’s rent in the 90s, which is not saying much about her talent….here’s her video for you to judge her yourself….it has 17,000 views so clearly number 19 in Germany doesn’t take much….it’s a Samanatha Fox remix…if that’s saying anything about her for those of you older than 30.

She looks like a tranny, an attention seeker, her mom was on Big Brother and she had her own show where she tried to meet Hefner and be in playboy…neither worked…

Now she’s producing awkward, low quality, almost satirical calendars…ad hey got my attention….

Hilarious….this made my day…which isn’t saying much about my day…

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2012

25

Sep

Meg Chambers Steedle Naked for Boardwalk Empire of the Day

I didn’t watch Boardwalk Empire because I don’t own a TV and I have to go to my neighbor’s house, who is a weird, possibly gay, old man who likes to touch me inappropriately while I’m using him for his HBO, making me feel used and violated like a common whore, not to mention his house smells like chicken soup….

But the good news is that the good parts….namely the 1920s inpsired titties….hit the internet the day or two later…so despite liking the show…I can follow what’s going on through the tits…

Posted in:Boardwalk Empire|HBOobs|Meg Chambers Steedle|NSFW|Videos

2012

25

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just woke up…I like to think it was cuz I was up banging all night…but I was just pushing rope motherfuckers….I guess these man titties I suck while jerking off are putting too much estrogen into me…and I blame McDonalds.

Here are some links….

And This is the Part Where Mario Goes on a Murdering Rampage – VIDEO
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Get Ready For Some Champagne Facials
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Hottest Broadcasters from Around the World – VIDEO
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Billy Jo Armstrong Lost His Fucking Mind On Stage in Las Vegas and The Video is AMAZING
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Trampoline FAILS – a Compilation
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Megan is a Great Way to Start to Day, No?
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Crystal Lynx is a Sexy Blonde
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Have You Seen Courtney Stoddens New Face
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The 10 Hottest Women At The 2012 Emmys
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Free Cam Show Sexiness to Start Off Monday (NSFW)
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This Amateur is Rubbing One Out And You’ll Love It (NSFW)
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So Soft … Man Caught Having Sex with Sofa in Public
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Jenna Has One Sweet Ass (NSFW)
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Pole Dancing Fails Are Always Great For a Laugh – VIDEO
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Sexy Games Wanna Start Off Monday
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2012

24

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I want to train my dog to hump the dogs of very sexy girls…or even average looking girl…or even anything with a vagina….so that I can turn to them and say “Our Turn”….or “Dog’s have it all figured out, I’d love to be hump every girl I randomly encounter on the street without asking them on a date”…I’m a romantic like that and figure if your dog can’t get you laid what’s the fucking point of having one….

Here are the stepLINKS…

One Day People WIll Believe Me When I Say _ Katy Perry is Fucking Dumpy and Here is the Proof….
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Overpaid Food Network Cooks Gone WILD – the VIDEO
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Jenny McCarthy is Showing Some Tit in a Photoshoot for a Magazine
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Luckiest Truck Driver in Russia
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Bikini Girl Crushes a Watermelon
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Megan Medellin is Fucking Amaizng for Playboy
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10 Things That Would Suck About Life Without Technology
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Miley Cyrus Lesbian Ass Spills Out Of Her Too Short Booty Shorts
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Kanye West Has Two Sex Tapes Now, Kim Kardashian Might Be In The First One After All
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The Luckiest Trick Driver in Russia? Possibly – VIDEO
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Sara Jean Underwood Bikini Tweets
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Kris Jenner Had To Wait In Line For Her iPhone 5, Threw A Hissy Fit
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Maria is a Sexy Way to End Monday (NSFW)
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Here’s the Video of Amanda Bynes Attacking the Paparazzi – VIDEO
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Tera Patrick is Naked in Bed (NSFW)
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Cool Down With Victoria Winters
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Web Cam Sluts to Drive You Wild
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Cassie’s Sexy New Spread in GQ
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Sexy Amateur With a Dildo (NSFW)
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25 Hilarious Athlete Tweets
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Of Course The Chinese Invented an Automatic Sperm Extractor – VIDEO
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Dog Hates Guacamole
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Jamie LYnn Sigler had Nice Cleavage
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Interview with Ice T
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Soccer PLayer ALmost Loses His Hand
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Pole Dancing Fails
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Looking For Olivia Munn’s Nipples In This Awesome Dress
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Ass Crack or Cleavage Sofia Vergaras Wardrobe Malfunction
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Sexy Games, Have Yourself Some Fun (NSFW)
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Jelena Jensen and Sensual Jane in the Pool (NSFW)
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Kate Moss Panty Upskirt
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Champagne Facials Make For a Good Time
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Ruch People Laugh Like Assholes – VIDEO
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Miley Cyrus See Thru NO BRA with Gwen Stefani
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Julianne Moore is Still Totally Bangable
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Wow Lindsay Lohan Was Telling the Truth For Once
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Olivia Munn’s Cleavage, Wow
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Oh You Know, Just Frolicking With Some FUCKING TIGERS (NSFW)
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Rihanna Was on the Gun Range – VIDEO
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3 Lesbian Teens and a Dildo Get IT On(NSFW)
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Russian Girl Group Serebro on the Runway For Agogoa
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Now That’s a Dirty Baseball Fan (SITE NSFW)
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Sexy Nun
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Tits And Ass, Tits And Ass Melissa Satta Shows Them Both Off
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Christina Hendricks and Kat Dennings Had the Bigges Emmy Tits – Cuz They are Both Fat – and Fat Chicks Have Big Tits – Unless They are Freaks….I Hate Fat Chicks.
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Daniela Hantuchova is Sex in SportMagazin
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Photograher ALmost Gets KIlled
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Lea Michelle Breaks Boners in Complex
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Best Sex Toy Every
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Phil Varone from Skid Row Does Swinger Porn
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Vicky Marie exposes her gorgeous body
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2 Girls One Cock
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Chloe strips down and shows off her round ass
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Today’s Random Porn
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Spencer Scott looks so naughty and fuckable
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One Girl One Cigarette!
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Hot Girls Willing to Get Naked on the Internet for Free for the Win
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2012

24

Sep

Taylor Swift’s Cameltoe of the Day


When Taylor Swift is not filling her pussy up with 18 year old Kennedy cock she is trying to marry….she’s filling it up with fabric….

She’s a wholesome for the sake of her career, money maker with the best scam…singing tedious…poptart…candy coated generic bullshit tween songs that have the intellectual substance of a kids show….that say all the obvious shit that have the same depth as a fucking puddle…for the retards of the world to relate to….cuz most people don’t have fucking brains….

Her shit is on the radio whenever I turn on the radio and that’s the kind of shit that makes me want to blow my fucking brains out…but instead all wait for this cartoon character of a teen icon to fucking crack…cuz you know it will…and one day her stage show will involve her screaming death medal or obscure lesbian art songs about rape and torture while fisting herself covered in pigs blood…cuz flowers and butterflies bullshit with no substance only last so long before serious fucking collapse….you can only be a marketing tool….corporate puppet for so long before the real you wants to break free….and this fabric insertion is a start….a foreshadow of what’s to come…


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2012

24

Sep

Sofia Vergara Broken Zipper Ass Flash of the Day


I have already posted and showcased Sofia Vergara as my favorite thing at the Emmys for some sick reason…..

I genrally hate over 35 year old women, no matter how curvy, exotic, busty, or accented they are…..I can only assume I was won over by her latina spell that I can only assume she had some witch doctor make in some Colombian lab….that lead to this career, and by witch doctor I mean a member of her family who was supplying Hollywood with all its cocaine opening some pretty important doors….it doesn’t matter…because I’m hooked…and that was before I saw thesee pics of her dresse ripped open, busted at the zipper, because her ass is just that fat and tasty, you see cuz even if this shit looks like it was maid for a tacky hispanic graduation, it was probably 10,000 dollars and hand crafted, making the zipper break that much more substantial, cuz if it was some Walmat prom dress shit that it looks like it is, I’d expect this….but the fact that it isn’t just shows how much power that ass has…an ass I want to eat….in hopes of getting some of its powers….

The only unfortunate thing in all this is her underwear….no one wears underwear to these things….unless they are in a mini skirt…so maybe just maybe it was staged….or she’s drippy….

Sexy as fuck regardless.

If this post teaches us one thing….you know one valuable life lesson…is that I can turn hate into love just by seeing a little nudity….that’s all it took for me to change my opinion of her…a broken zipper and a golden fucking ass.


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