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2012

21

Sep

Bikini Girls Driving Fast in Bikinis of the Day

Here’s a ridiculous video that proves everything is better, or worth watching, when you involve girls, hot or not, real titties or not, half naked….cuz guys will watch girls, hot or not, do anything half naked…from sweeping, to gardening, to picking their nose….to the least erotic thing….because guys are fucking perverts and I would not have it any other way…cuz I like looking at half naked girls under any and all circumstances…and the reality is that girls like it when we look…it is some animal instinct shit….

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2012

21

Sep

Rihanna’s Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

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Rihanna posed in some high waited shorts and a bikini top like a teen girl who listens to too much Miley Cyrus….because she’s likely got less of an education that them.. you know pulled out of school at 14 and unregulated like the American kids in show business because she wasn’t American…but more of a refuge, stowaway, orphan, child bride…whatever you want to call it….it worked for her and she’s famous and rich and doesn’t need an eight grade education….all she’s gotta do is post pics of bikinis on the internet and sing the occassional song and bitch is set…in ways even tourists who visit her country aren’t….and as long as she’s putting up the bikini pics and there is a volume button on the radio…I dig it…cuz

There’s just something about Rihanna, and that thing is not that she lets her men beat her, but cuz she just speaks to my soul….and by soul I mean penis…and by penis I mean I’d love to make sweet love to her even if all she’s into is fucking…..since no one makes love anymore…we are all just emotionless, porn influenced, perverts grinding out….it is really tragic…

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2012

21

Sep

Kanye West Sex Tape for Attention of the Day

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Apparently Kanye West has dropped a sex tape… according to radaronline and is shopping it around because if there is one thing and one thing only that he can learn from his girlfriend, KIM KARDASHIAN AND HER SEX TAPE , is that Opened many doors….or maybe he just can’t have her have something he doesn’t have….especially considering she’s pushing a billion dollar brand all thanks to a sex tape…making Kanye’s genius business savvy say “i should do that too”…cuz as much as he produces hits, he’s hanging on and plotting how to stay on top hard….

Apparently the girl in the video looks like Kim Kardashian cuz Kim Kardashian is done with sex tapes…even though KIM KARDASHIAN HAS DONE A SEX TAPE and it was like watching two apes mate in the zoo…cuz under all that make-up she’s an animal..

I don’t have the Sex Tape…but when I do….I’ll post it…Stay tuned…

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Posted in:Kanye West|SFW

2012

21

Sep

Zoe Kazan Nude on Set of the Day

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Before today, I did not know who Zoe Kazan was…and after today…I still don’t care who Zoe Kazan is…but at least I had a brief moment where I was touched by her nipple pasties filming a nude scene in canada to look her up….only to find out the obvious…that she is an LA rich kid with parents and grand parents who worked in the industry….writing movies….leading to such great opportunities for her that allow her to be semi naked filming movies of her own that she wrote and got funding for…perpetuating the same talent pool in an industry that’s about as deep as I can get my dick in a pussy…which is not very deep at all….and the proof of how authentic she is comes in what she wears to the nude scene she wrote for herself…what a fucking spoiled brat lie….but I don’t mind nepotism – use what you have available even if you’re not that good and I’m sure she’s a nice girl….it’s not her fault she was raised in this….

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2012

21

Sep

Blake Lively Pregnant of the Day

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The basis of 95 percent of secret or surprise weddings since the beginning of time has always been unwanted pregnancy….to assume that Blake Lively is not in fact pregnant after shocking her 12 fans with a surprise marriage to Ryan Reynolds last week, you know cuz they expected her to continue fucking her way through the A and B-Listers as she’s done so well the last few years since people started noticing she existed…..no to mention her ravaged face looks 40, even if she plays a 20 year old on TV, it is possible the cougar’s uterus was running against the clock and not just cuz of her HPV….

Boom.

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2012

21

Sep

Terry Richardson’s Outtakes from Purple Magazine of the Day

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I posted these NAKED HIPSTERS FOR TERRY RICHARDSON PICS …..and these are the outtakes….

I love hipster girls becausse they are all 70s inspired and pretend they don’t give a fuck…they wear no bra and jacked up shorts and tight jeans…all in the name of style or fashion that they pretend they don’t subscribe to….they know everything about everything, because you can’t care about nothing or be too cool for everything if you don’t know every band, lyric, designer, fabric….etc….their irony is actually ironic…But most importantly, their anti-establishment bushes tickly my nose in a glorious way….

Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson

2012

21

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Works The Public of the Day

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She’s almost as good as Sandra Bullock when she adopted an african after being accused of Nazi sex games…spin the story, win an Oscar, the public is forgiving of the people they’ve never met but love…..because the public are idiots…

That said, I don’t know why her face is bloated and distorted, I just know she played her career so fucking wrong…she had money to go elsewhere to drink and drive, while she coulda just hired a driver here….she could have filmed a movie a year, made her millions, and lived in central america where she did DMT and raped Donkey’s for the locals if she wanted to….but instead she did this….

Idiot. What a waste. But at least they haven’t repossessed her tits….they are paid off in full and I love them…and can’t wait for them to work my local strip club….and while I wait, here she is posing with children for the paparazzi…what a clown…

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2012

21

Sep

Erin Heatherton’s Lingerie Pics for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Erin Heatherton may not be a hooker, she’s a model and that’s different…she is just on payroll to get naked or half naked for a company….and the company only strongly encourages she fuck the “Important” clients who give the brand a high profile…you know the A-Listers like Leonardo DiCaprio who are constantly sticking their dick in their roster of talent….

It helps the brand image and helps make these hot little half naked girls seem more important than they are….you know arm candy to the stars..the dream of every escort….even though this escort agency is totally legal…and free….and convenient for the A-Listers they set up with these amazing girls….

I dig it…and here’s a little same fucking format, pretty much same fucking lingerie, with an interchangeable hot girl that Leonardo DiCaprio fucks.

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2012

21

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The worst thing about my “job” that isn’t a job, other than the obvious, is that girls refuse to send me nudes, even though that is the whole reason I started the site, becasue they fear I will put them on the internet, when I have access to actual girls who want to be nude on the internet….It’s like my friends with no friends get naked pics all day…while I have a site no one reads that girls fear being leaked on….even though that’s not my style and if it was…3 people would see it….

It’s pretty unfortunate…cuz I love nude pics….I also love links…

And That’s Why You Don’t Push a Car Up Hill – VIDEO
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Caroline Wozniacki Underwear Photoshoot Video Is as Awesome as You Would Expect
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WTF Photo of the Morning
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Epic Bungee Jumping Facial Expression
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Chloe Moet is All Laid Out
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Jennifer Shiloh is Sweetly Stunning
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Gwyneth Paltrow Only Lets Her Kids Watch TV In Spanish Or French Oh Jesus Christ
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Rashida Jones Brings the Hotness
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Friday (NSFW)
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Huge Orgasm Makes This Chick Break Her Chair (NSFW)
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Lady High on Weird Hallucinogen Steals Ferry, Yells ‘I’m Jack Sparrow!’
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Cali Logan and Her Friend Give Us a Two For One (NSFW)
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Rottenj Fish Taxi Prank – VIDEO
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Sexy Games to Send You Off on Your Weekend (NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

21

Sep

Morena Baccarin See Through Dress of the Day

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It was only 2 weeks ago that MORENA BACCARIN walked into my life….posing hot for Esquire….a Brazilian I had never heard of prior to this month….because I’m not cultured or well versed in the Brazilian model turned actor turned nerd icon in all the nerd shows….scene….but she’s been putting in work…doing photoshoots, making noise, showing up to events in a sheer dress…really letting people know she’s around….and I’m kinda glad she is….I feel if you want the hits…show the fucking tits….

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